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09 Nov 21:06

Trump Opponents Can Claim Free Airtime on NBC This Week

by Sarah Seltzer
IKEA Monkey

DAVID - this seems to answer your question about the equal time thing

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All those grumblings about how Donald Trump’s SNL hosting gig appeared to violate broadcast television equal time rules? Well, they were right. NBC has to comply with election rules, so they’ve offered his opponents their own 12 minutes of free airtime, should they decide to claim it.  NBC affiliates posted the following notice:

“Donald Trump, a candidate for the Republican nomination for President in the 2016 national election, appeared without charge on NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” for a total period of 12:05 (12 minutes and 5 seconds) commencing at 11:39:11 PM ET on November 7 and ending at 1:01:01AM ET on November 8, 2015.”

They posted a similar notice after Hillary Clinton made an approximately three-minute appearance during the season premiere … but 12 minutes? That could be quite a windfall for a Republican candidate. Jeb Bush could run his popular Vines hundreds of times. Marco Rubio could drink a few gallons of water. Ben Carson could make up a few thousand fibs. Which of them will step up to NBC’s offer this week?

09 Nov 18:37

Aziz Ansari Explains Finding the Perfect Music to Make a Point About Gender on ‘Master of None’

by Michael Epstein
IKEA Monkey

This is one of the funniest, most well-written shows I've seen all year, and the scene in specific he's talking about is absolutely brilliant.

Aziz Ansari Master of None

Pitchfork published an interview with Aziz Ansari and Master of None music supervisor Zach Cowie, exploring the extent to which the new Netflix series’ soundtrack is in on the joke.The show, which hit Netflix on November 6, wields all kinds of music, from modern indie rock, to country, to Toto, to set the tone and, occasionally, to give a clear context to the  gags. The title, even, refers to a Beach House tune.

Perhaps most notably, in a scene highlighting the differences between men and women’s experience leaving a bar late at night, the show sets Ansari’s character Dev’s walk home to “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” while his female co-worker’s walk is scored by the classic horror theme from Halloween. Ansari told Pitchfork:

To me, that’s the best horror movie score I could think of. Then, I was trying to think of the dumbest songs I could play. ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ is pretty stupid. That scene —it’s really crazy how much it’s made by the music. That was a tough scene because it’s a dark scene that’s happening. To be able to get the humor out of it, the music really is what kind of helps sell that scene in a lot of ways. Even the little thing like when that one guy grabs the door and you hear that [high pitched noise] –that little thing is from Halloween too. All those little flourishes help that scene work. It’s a woman getting followed by this creepy guy, so the music actually really helps.

By playing with music and tone, Ansari and company were able to make one of the strongest, most effective statements about gender in recent memory on TV.

The first season of Master of None is available in its entirety on Netflix. The carefully curated soundtrack is available as a playlist on Spotify:

09 Nov 15:38

#119 Watching butter melt on hot toast

by Neil Pasricha
IKEA Monkey

That.... that is really awesome

When I drop a hard chunk of butter onto a slice of hot toast I like to pretend I’m an adventure guide helping a pack of rich tourists through some rough jungle terrain when we suddenly stumble upon some dangerous quicksand in our path. “Stay back,” I caution, squinting my eyebrow and holding my arm firmly to my side, causing the portly Hawaiian-shirt-and-binocular covered tourists to stop and stumble into each other.

“Shhhhh … watch this,” I whisper to them, my eyes popping wide as I fumble frantically in my backpack. They stare breathlessly in their brand new Tilley hats and hiking boots as I peel out a giant hunk of butter and toss it straight ahead of us. Toucans squawk overhead and snakes rattle in the bushes as we hold our breaths and watch the butter slowly melt into the unforgiving sea of brown. “Just what I thought,” I say to them.

“We’re toast.”

Seriously, that’s what watching butter melt on hot toast feels like to me. It’s mesmerizing seeing that white fatty block that came from a cow dissolve into invisible liquid and soak deeply into the crispy crust of hot bread. Next it’s time to scratch the butter in further with a knife … smear sticky sweet jam all over it … and then chomp right in.

AWESOME!

Photos from: here

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08 Nov 17:34

For Our Consideration: Donald Trump threatens to wipe out what political relevance SNL has left

by Dennis Perkins
IKEA Monkey

Nobody watch it.

There’s a scene in Tim Robbins’ 1992 sly sledgehammer of a political satire Bob Roberts—about a media-savvy, crypto-fascist political candidate who hides his ambition behind a wall of plain-talking, folk-singing populism—where the candidate is booked on a late-night comedy show called Cutting Edge Live. Famous for broad ethnic stereotypes (“The Immigrant Family”), and silly recurring characters (“The Lobsters”), the show nonetheless fashions itself as a hip, provocative enterprise, run by a soft-spoken, slightly effete figure whose pretensions to cultural relevance and edgy comedy (just look at the title) are belied by the producer’s ratings-minded, corporate-friendly stance behind the scenes. Like the rest of Bob Roberts, this riff on Lorne Michaels and Saturday Night Live isn’t the most subtle broadside, but it’s a vicious teardown of Michaels and the show. Hungry for the ratings guaranteed by Roberts’ ascending, faux-folksy right-wing candidate, producer Michael Janes (again ...

08 Nov 15:38

TV Club: Donald Trump’s appearance shows SNL at its nadir

by Dennis Perkins

In the past (as in 2004 hosting gig), Donald Trump’s self-aggrandizing, blowhard, alpha-Capitalist shtick went down easier, especially as he floundered around on the show in the time-honored non-performer’s manner. That Trump has always been a figure of fun, with everyone from Gary Trudeau, to Gremlins 2, to SNL itself finding his boorish, boundless self-regard a source of easy punchlines. That Trump 2.0 is not only a viable presidential candidate (for the moment), but has built his popularity at least partly on the strength of skillfully pandering to the most extreme fringes of the Republican party by saying things that are—to people not of that ilk—reprehensible, makes the fact that SNL has invited him back to host in the middle of an election season a referendum on Saturday Night Live’s viability as a satirical enterprise.

If having Donald Trump host was a no-win situation ...

08 Nov 15:37

Why Emergency Rooms Are A Hotbed For Surprise Medical Bills

by Ashlee Kieler
IKEA Monkey

This shit is no joke. I am still figuring out paying a substantial medical bill from an ER visit last year. I never saw a doctor or a nurse and was not admitted. The only test I had was a 10 second EKG that was not read or evaluated by a doctor. I was billed nearly $800.

When you head into the emergency room, you might assume that the doctors you see are hospital employees who accept the same insurance plans as their employer. But nearly two-thirds of hospitals now staff their ERs with freelance physicians who might not accept your insurance plan, meaning you’ll be on the hook for whatever your insurer doesn’t pay. In addition to the potential added financial burden, some patients now have to drive far out of their way to find an ER that won’t hit them with a surprise medical bill.

Melanie*, who lives in California, is one of these patients. After a series of surprise bills from out-of-network ER doctors at otherwise in-network hospitals, she realized the only way to avoid the unexpected sticker shock was to look outside her area for emergency care.

“I know that our local hospital doctors do not contract with my insurance,” Melanie tells Consumerist. “I was having chest pain for several days, and chose to not go to the local hospital but to go to one farther away because I had run into issues at the local hospital with balance-billing.”

As we’ve discussed before, “balance-billing” is the practice by which out-of-network doctors will bill patients for the balance that remains after the insurance companies pays out its contractually obligated amount to the hospital.

“Something we fear constantly is getting hurt locally and having to be transported… to the closest ER.”

In California, your protection against balance-billing depends on which type of plan you have and who regulates your insurer. Consumers covered by HMOs and PPO insurance plans licensed by the California Department of Managed Health Care are protected from balance-billing for ER visits.

But if the PPO or any other insurance plan is regulated by the California Department of Insurance, state law does not protect an ER patient from balance-billing.

This inconsistency in California law leads to some patients erroneously being billed for balances that their HMO should be negotiating. But if you’re like Melanie and your plan is not exempt from balance-billing, it’s up to you to either pay up or try to work out a deal with the doctor.

And in Melanie’s experience that drawn-out, tedious task has led to significant changes for her family and their medical care.

“It’s really changed what we do in emergencies,” she says. “Something we fear constantly is getting hurt locally and having to be transported via ambulance when you do not have control of where they take you. They will go to the closest ER. And that ER for us at home does not have contracted doctors.”

In the cases where Melanie and her family do have a choice, they now bypass their local hospital – which is about 10 minutes away – for one that’s about 30 minutes away. While that might not seem too far out-of-the-way for a doctor’s visit, any additional drive time — which can vary greatly due to finicky California traffic conditions — is a cause for concern in a medical emergency.

“One of the biggest problems besides time is that to get to the further ER, you need to go on the freeway that is very congested and full of accidents,” she says. “It’s not a safe route. The closer ER is in town and on surface streets.”

When the family was on a trip last fall, Melanie suffered a concussion. Because of her previous balance-billing experience she knew to call the closest hospital to see if doctors were in-network. They weren’t.

Melanie and her family ended up driving two hours to a smaller healthcare provider with in-network physicians.

A Common Problem

Image courtesy of Red and Jonny

While Melanie has been lucky to have the time to check in advance to find out if her insurance will be accepted, many medical emergencies are time-sensitive, leaving little room for patients to call around and inquire about coverage.

Our colleagues at Consumers Union have already heard from more than 1,600 individuals with personal stories related to unexpected, out-of-network ER charges. Most of these cases occurred during emergencies where time was of the essence.

But whether the end result was a quick stitch-up or a complicated surgery that required weeks in a hospital bed, these stories nearly always ended the same: with a hefty and unexpected bill.

• Lillian, from South Carolina, was taken to the hospital in September after suffering a seizure at work. At the local ER, which was in-network, she was given a battery of tests and seen by several doctors, one of which was out-of-network.

But because she was taken to the hospital during an emergency, she had no way to know that one of her doctors wasn’t covered by her insurance and no one informed her before being seen by the particular physician.

Shortly after the visit, Lillian received a nearly $800 bill for the doctor who she says was only in her room for a short time.

Lillian provided Consumerist with a screenshot of her recent surprise medical bill. She has yet to negotiate the cost with the out-of-network doctor.

“I talked to the doctor maybe three minutes while I was there, which seems ridiculous,” Lillian tells Consumerist. “As far as I know, everyone else was in-network. I had a CT scan, 33 blood tests, chest X-rays, and hip and leg scans. But that’s the only bill I received.”

As with other patients who receive out-of-network bill from ER physicians, Lillian is responsible to cover the costs.

“I was shocked,” she says. “It’s not my fault the doctor wasn’t in-network. They said that I could call the insurance company and try to get them to pay for part of the bill.”

• Peter, from Orlando, says he received a $735 bill for an out-of-network physician after a recent visit to the ER for severe chest pain.

Unlike Lillian, who was only in the hospital for a short period of time, Peter’s stay lasted six days and included surgery.

While all his other costs were covered as he’d expected, daily visits from one out-of-network doctor resulted in Peter’s surprise bill.

“All the other doctors at the hospital were in-network,” he recalls. “The office said I had no choice, I had to go with the doctor who was there at the time. It’s a good thing the surgeon and others were in-network, or I might have to pay thousands of dollars.”

• Across the country in Texas, Pamela says she specifically asked the ER if her plan would cover everything before her husband was seen. While the hospital assured her they were considered in-network through her insurance, she later received a $1,000 surprise bill from an out-of-network physician who treated her husband.

“This is such a ripoff because the hospital knew its providers were not all in-network,” she says.

Although the bill was far more than Pamela was expecting to pay, she says the experience taught her to do her own research.

“When I recently was scheduled for surgery, I knew to ask questions ahead of time, but the hospital did not make it easy,” she says. “I had to dig to find out the name of the anesthesia provider they used and call that provider separately to verify network coverage for my insurance.”

Freelance Physicians

Image courtesy of James LeVeque

The likely cause for Melanie, Lillian, Peter, Pamela and thousands of others’ hefty out-of-network ER bills comes down to the changing medical landscape and the contracts that come along with it.

According to the New York Times, nearly 65% of hospitals contract out ER physicians — often through physician networks.

Because these doctors are brought on as independent contractors, it’s often up to them — or the physicians group through which they are contracted — whether or not they choose to accept the same insurance plans as the hospitals in which they work.

Chi Chi Wu, an attorney with the National Consumer Law Center, says this is an issue that advocates have seen more of in recent years, with physicians at times deliberately refusing to negotiate plans and then driving up consumer costs.

One medical billing expert tells Consumerist that negotiations often, but not always, work when insurance companies propose a contract that will include payment rates in response to a provider’s request to become or stay-in network with them.

The provider can then accept or reject the contract, or keep negotiating. When they aren’t able to keep working on a deal, the doctor is not covered by that provider and patients under that plan are then subject to the out-of-network costs.

These sorts of negotiations aren’t just happening with ER physicians, they also occur in a number of other medical specialties. But unlike other types of physicians, who sometimes schedule patients out months in advance, ER doctors are in a particular position of having a captive audience that often hasn’t had the time to research whether an individual doctor will or won’t accept their insurance plan.

“If a patient is shopping around for a dermatologist to get a mole removed, it’s unlikely they’re going to ‘accidentally’ wind up at an out-of-network dermatologist since they’ll look for one that’s in network,” the billing expert explains to Consumerist. “But if you’re calling 9-1-1, you aren’t going to be able to shop around for an ER or ambulance company who’s in network.”

According to a 2014 Center for Public Policy Priorities report [PDF] on balance-billing in Texas, researchers found that ER physicians accounted for the highest share of out-of-network billing at in-network hospitals.

Nearly half of Texas hospitals that accepted United Healthcare insurance had no in-network physicians working in their emergency rooms, according to the report. More than two-thirds of the ER billing at these hospitals was for out-of-network doctors.

More evidence of surprise emergency room bills surfaced earlier this year in Hawaii, where several patients shared stories with Hawaii News Now of receiving hundreds — sometimes thousands — of dollars in bills after one particular physicians network, Emergency Medicine Physicians [EMP], and their insurance provider, Hawaii Medical Assurance Association [HMAA], failed to agree on contract terms.

In response to the public outcry and media reports, the two entities eventually came to an agreement and announced HMAA would re-process all claims with EMP for patients affected by the initial contract termination.

While it might be easy to place the blame for failed negotiations on insurance companies’ and physicians’ greed, Mark Reiter, president of the American Academy of Emergency Medicine, tells Consumerist that this simply isn’t the case.

“In my experience, the groups do anything in their power to remain in-network,” he says. “The last thing they want to do is go out-of-network because they understand how burdensome that is for patients.”

Reiter contends that a vast majority of freelance ER physicians currently in hospitals are in-network and only view going out-of-network as a last resort.

But he does acknowledge that these out-of-network docs do exist, likening the negations to a David versus Goliath matchup.

“What you have are health insurers, these huge companies, and then you have a physicians group that has 15 to 20 doctors that need to negotiate,” Reiter explains. “Sometimes the insurer will offer a deal that’s take-it-or-leave-it. That contract can be fair or it’s not fair at all. So if the group thinks it’s not fair, they will try to negotiate in good faith. Unfortunately, it becomes something they can’t agree on and the group has no other recourse than to be out-of-network.”

Making matters worse, Reiter says, some of the physicians groups often deal with five, 10 or 15 insurance companies at a particular time, making it difficult to simply settle on less favorable terms.

“Physician groups are heavily motivated. They want to be in-network,” Reiter says.

An Unfair Playing Field?

Image courtesy of Tracy O

The positive resolution of the cases in Hawaii is not typical. More often, patients are left with few options other than pleading with the doctor and insurance company to reach a deal.

As Melanie told us earlier, she has had some luck finding out in advance about a doctor’s in-network status, but it often just comes down to the luck of the draw.

Finding out that the doctors are in-network before heading to the ER can be difficult for two reasons.

First off, in most cases the need to visit an emergency room is, well, an emergency and patients may not exactly have the time to call around while they are bleeding, feverish, concussed, or otherwise impaired.

When Melanie dislocated her shoulder while in Southern California, an ambulance was called.

“I didn’t know where I was going,” she said. “That doctor happened to be in-network. But again, like any time this sort of thing happens, you hold you breath.”

Other times she’s tried to find out the status of coverage before being seen in an ER and was shot down. She attributes hospitals’ potential liability for their general reluctance to be transparent.

“I’ve asked what physicians contract with them and they won’t reveal that information,” she explains. “Hospitals have policies in line not to give that information because if it’s truly an emergency they would be liable if you left the hospital.”

And even if an insurer or a hospital is able to provide information before heading to the ER, it’s not always foolproof.

That was the case for Melanie when she was on a business trip a few years ago.

“I was traveling during Christmas and had a high fever and flu symptoms,” she says. “I called my insurance to find out if there were urgent care options in the area.”

The provider told her to go to a certain hospital. Unfortunately, the physician she saw wasn’t covered and the visit ended with another hefty bill for Melanie.

Is It A Real Emergency?

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Another option for consumers is to determine whether or not their situation really constitutes an emergency. The difference could mean thousands of dollars in medical bills.

Some insurance plans make special accommodations for emergency visits — they’ll cover the costs no matter the hospital or doctor’s in-network status, but if the insurer believes that an ER visit wasn’t really a medical emergency, it’s not as likely to be so generous.

Under the Affordable Care Act’s “Prudent Layperson” Standard, a medical emergency is defined as a condition with acute symptoms of sufficient severity that a person who possesses an average knowledge of health and medicine could reasonably expect the absence of immediate medical attention to result in: placing the health of the individual, or their unborn child, in serious jeopardy; serious impairment of bodily functions; or serious dysfunction of any bodily organ or part.

Unfortunately, insurance plans may not see each visit to the emergency room as meeting this standard. When that happens, most health plans will only pay the amount listed for out-of-network providers, with the balance of the doctor’s fee becoming the obligation of the patient — and another surprise medical bill is born.

Fighting The Costs

Image courtesy of Travis Modisette

Melanie has successfully negotiated down some of the bills from out-of-network ER doctors, but only after a “long, drawn-out, stressful fight.”

In one case, she spent a significant amount of time just trying to reach the physicians group. According to Melanie, they only accepted calls a few hours out of the day, “And the line was constantly busy. It got really frustrating. You feel like you’ve been wronged.”

Eventually, her insurance company went through the lengthy appeals process; letters were exchanged and the issue was put to rest, although she still ended up paying nearly $100 in extra costs.

“It’s infuriating,” she says. “In one letter, they told us we should go to in-network doctors.”

In all of Melanie’s experiences, she’s learned a few things she thinks other patients might find helpful.

“You have to demand and stand up for yourself,” she says. “You have to not be nice a lot, and that’s not typically in personality.”

Additionally, while fighting the bills can be “very complicated and tiresome,” it’s sometimes the only recourse.

“I would say, for sure, get on the phone with your insurance company, file appeals, tell them that you are not getting the Department of Insurance invoked,” she says. “I think you can get pretty far in by fighting and appealing.”

*Per her request, we have not used Melanie’s actual name.

08 Nov 15:30

Carson: I'm a 'Threat' to 'Secular Progressive Movement'

by Shawna Thomas
IKEA Monkey

oh my god he is insane

Dr Ben Carson blames "the secular progressive movement" for the scrutiny the stories of his past are getting.









08 Nov 15:22

Cover Up Frosting Mistakes (and Add a Tasty Topping) with Cereal

by Heather Yamada-Hosley
IKEA Monkey

Did you fuck up your cake? Dump cereal on it!

A good-looking, great-tasting cake can be tough to make, but when it all goes wrong, reach for the closest box of cereal. A light layer on top adds a delicious, crunchy accent to the cake, and also conveniently covers up your frosting mistakes.

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08 Nov 15:19

Ben Carson Admits He Lied About West Point Scholarship

by Gabrielle Bluestone
IKEA Monkey

What a doofus

Ben Carson’s campaign admitted Friday that his oft-repeated story about applying and obtaining a scholarship to the West Point military academy was a lie.

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08 Nov 15:13

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Cop Got Upset Because a Store Was Selling Liquor Flavored Chips

IKEA Monkey

Not even a contest this week, #2 hands down

It's time, once again, to marvel at some idiots who don't know how to handle the world:

Cry-Baby #1: Claire McNaney

Totally irresponsible product

07 Nov 20:05

Scarlett Johansson Might Play Videogame Designer Zoe Quinn in a Film About Gamergate

by Alison Nastasi
IKEA Monkey

this will go well

quinn

Shannon Sun-Higginson’s recent documentary GTFO explored misogyny and other social issues in the world of video games. Our own Jason Bailey reviewed the film, writing that “as a polemic/manifesto, GTFO is brutally effective — intelligent, thought-provoking, and thorough.” And it didn’t take long for the controversies surrounding gaming and women to catch the eye of Hollywood.

It was just announced that Amy Pascal will produce a movie about Gamergate from screenwriters Rebecca Angelo and Lauren Schuker Blum, adapted from videogame designer Zoe Quinn’s upcoming memoir Crash Override: How to Save the Internet From Itself. Scarlett Johansson is one of several actresses said to be circling the part of Quinn. The indie designer became a target of Gamergate (sparking it, really) after her ex-boyfriend wrote a blog about their relationship, accusing her of a variety of unprofessional behaviors, leading to Quinn’s severe harassment and making her the target of death threats. The memoir has a planned publication date of September 2016.

The Depression Quest creator appeared in GTFO and co-founded the organization Crash Override to help victims of online harassment.

 

06 Nov 19:28

George H.W. Bush criticizes Cheney, Rumsfeld in new biography

by Tribune wire reports
IKEA Monkey

SON I AM DISAPPOINT

Former President George W. Bush has finally revealed what he really thinks of his son's presidency, faulting George W. Bush for setting an abrasive tone on the world stage and failing to rein in hawkish Vice President Dick Cheney and former Defense chief Donald Rumsfeld.

In a years-long series...

06 Nov 18:43

The Best And Dumbest Meme Is Unfolding On The Panthers' Facebook Page

by Samer Kalaf
IKEA Monkey

this is hilarious

The Carolina Panthers are 7-0. But here’s something to ponder: what if the undefeated NFC South team was actually ... 6-1?

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06 Nov 18:42

Everyone in This Teen Social Media War Can Legally Vote

by Ellie Shechet
IKEA Monkey

I have officially become too old

When reformed Instagram “influencer” Essena O’Neill tearfully turned her back on social media this week for being “fake,” her *former* friends, YouTube celebrities Nina and Randa, put up their own video to prove that actually Essena is fake, hello! Teens, am I right? Wrong: guess how old Nina and Randa are?

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06 Nov 18:37

Surefire way to win an Oscar

IKEA Monkey

#1: Don't be Leo DiCaprio











06 Nov 17:41

The VICE Guide to Right Now: The Largest Police Union in the Country Ominously Says It Has a 'Surprise' in Store for Quentin Tarantino

by VICE Staff
IKEA Monkey

Thugs

Read: Pulp Fiction Was the Film That Made Me Realize I'm Not Cool

A few weeks ago, an NYPD union got really butthurt after Quentin Tarantino spoke at an anti-police brutality rally. The president of the union—the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association—called on New Yorkers to boycott the filmmaker's new movie, The Hateful Eight, which is slated for release this Christmas.

Tarantino mostly shrugged off the ordeal, saying he has First Amendment rights and clarifying that he isn't anti-police, but more anti-police "shooting unarmed people."

That apparently wasn't enough to appease the cops. On Thursday, the Hollywood Reporter wrote that Jim Pasco—executive director of the largest police union in the country—has a "surprise" in store for Tarantino. If that sounds like a threat, it's because it probably is.

"Something is in the works," Pasco said. "Something could happen anytime between now and ."

That doesn't mean that the cops are going to go rough Tarantino up like he's a private eye from a Raymond Chandler book, though—Pasco is planning to take aim at Tarantino's wallet, instead.

"We'll try to hurt him in the only way that seems to matter to him, and that's economically."

06 Nov 17:27

7th inning stretch

06 Nov 14:46

Video: Giant shredder machine chomps down and swallows cars

by Casey Chan
IKEA Monkey

Those gifs make me anxious

Video: Giant shredder machine chomps down and swallows cars

Car, meet giant shredder machine. Giant shredder machine, meet car. Oh dammit, you’re going to eat the car. It’s always fun to watch giant shredders tear up and break things but it’s even more fun when they turn something that’s big and really hard to break—like a car—and just go through it like it’s some rag doll toy plaything.

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06 Nov 14:20

Rick Santorum: The President is 'Chicken,' But I've Fought 'The Ladies of The View'

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Kate Dries to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

did you hear that he got booted from the debate bc he doesn't have enough votes to qualify? LOL go AWAY you shitty poop nugget

Rick Santorum is, technically, still running for president. It’s understandable if you didn’t recall that fact. Nobody does.

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06 Nov 14:16

#120 Anything served to you sizzling or just plain on fire at a restaurant

by Neil Pasricha

It all started with Murg Mirch Tikka.

About ten years ago when I was crashing full-time at my parent’s place my friend Stephen and I would drive downtown for the weekend jams. Of course, by weekend jams I mean chicken finger dinners at local pubs, birthday dinners at busy restaurants, and occasional nights full of sweaty dancing and street meat.

Back then a few of our friends loved Indian food so every few weeks we’d end up at a samosa-filled joint filled with pillowy soft naans and steaming curries that absorbed into all of our clothes. Whenever we ate there Stephen would get something called Murg Mirch Tikka, which ended up just being three massive hunks of red sizzling chicken. He would go crazy for the stuff, taking another order to go and stashing it in his trunk for the drive home. Sure, it was delicious, but I can’t explain his torrid love affair except to say that it sure is great when anything is served to you sizzling or on fire at a restaurant:

1. Chicken fajitas. I was always a sucker for the fajitas (pronounced “fa-jai-tas”) while my friend Stephen insisted they were just a way the kitchen to outsource labor costs. “I came here to eat,” he’d say, shoveling a greasy nacho into a pool of watery salsa. “Not spend half my time building my dinner.” Sure, the man had a point, but Stephen’s fat burrito wasn’t saying much while I enjoyed my sexy sizzling platter.

2. Saganaki at a Greek restaurant. Okay, have you had this before? It’s a hot pan of extremely salty cheese that’s lit on fire just before it’s served to you. The staff circles around and yells “Opa!” before dropping this appetizer in front of you and your friends. Perfect for anyone hoping to destroy their appetite by eating a pound of cheese.

3. Rice Krispies at a motel buffet. You’ve hit rock bottom if you count talking cereal, though I suppose it does beat the watered down orange drink, shiny rock-hard muffins, and imitation brand Froot Loops at the rest of the buffet.

4. Korean grilling. Okay, admittedly the thin strips of beef at a Korean Grill restaurant are served to you raw, but they sure do get sizzling when you toss them in that grill in the middle of your table. Cook ’em up, eat ’em up, go home happy.

5. Dessert on fire. Now I’ve never had this but I’ve heard epic tales of banana flambe and some rum-soaked cake lit on fire and brought to the table. Best enjoyed after a dinner of saganaki, chicken fajitas, and flaming Sambuca shots.

Yes, facts are facts, everybody: when something’s served sizzling or on fire at a restaurant it’s a beautiful moment. Conversation stops, jaws drop, and our entire body starts amping up for the first bite.

AWESOME!

Photos from: here and here

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05 Nov 23:20

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani Are Officially Dating

by Daniel Arkin and The Associated Press
IKEA Monkey

I don't care about this except to share that GWEN STEFANI IS 46???

Shelton's ex-wife, Miranda Lambert, won female vocalist of the year at the CMA Awards.









05 Nov 23:16

Why Do So Many People Think They Know the Best Way for a Woman to Live? 

by Jia Tolentino
IKEA Monkey

I read about this stuff, about the questions and people asking women why they do or don't have kids, and it makes me feel for women - that has to be frustrating, especially because I don't think men are scrutizined the same way. That said, I've been working in business for close to 15 years including the completion of an MBA (a male-dominated field) and have never had anyone ask me about my lack of kids. I love kids, I enjoy talking about them with people, and I also enjoy talking with people who have kids about my life without them. Never felt "less than" or judged. Maybe its because people are more sensitive now and are maybe afraid of upsetting me (like, maybe I don't have kids bc I physically can't or something?) I dunno.

Rebecca Solnit, the essayist best known for Men Explain Things to Me—a book whose lens on gender and violence expands much further than the brief excerpt on “mansplaining” that it’s become known for—has written a new essay for Harper’s called “The Mother of All Questions,” and it’ll be one of the best things, easily, that you could read this week. The opening:

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05 Nov 22:33

Fox Lake's Bad Lieutenant Tried To Have Village Administrator Killed

by Emma G. Gallegos
IKEA Monkey

this shit gets even crazier

Fox Lake's Bad Lieutenant Tried To Have Village Administrator Killed The details of the Fox Lake cop who authorities say killed himself to cover up years of embezzlement are getting increasingly B-A-N-A-N-A-S. [ more › ]








05 Nov 19:36

Bake a "Magic Cake" That Bakes into Three Layers on Its Own

by Melanie Pinola
IKEA Monkey

Neat! TIM I could see you making this with Aveline as a delicious "science" experiment

A “magic cake” has three layers, each with its own texture and flavor (a dense and moist base, a middle cream layer, and a light sponge top). It’s called magic because the cake divides into these layers during the baking.

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05 Nov 19:33

Video Shows What Not To Do At McDonald’s When You’re Tired Of Waiting For Your Change

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

“The guy just got irate and spit on my son’s face,” the store manager’s father told the station. “Then he went to grab at him and he grabbed at my son’s tie. My son was trying to grab back at him and he had to put the quarter pounders on him to get him off him.”

(via KMSP.com)
Although we don’t like how often we report on scuffles, brawls and other fights at fast food restaurants, we like to think that each example gives us the opportunity to learn something. In the case of a McDonald’s customer who ended up in a tie-grabbing, right-hook flying kerfuffle with a worker in Minneapolis, the lesson to be learned may be: exhibit patience when waiting for your change.

Though the stories vary between the McDonald’s employee working a Minneapolis drive-thru and his customer over who started the fight, a video shot by a fellow customer shows exactly how heated things got.

A store manager is seen grappling for more than a minute through the window of the drive-thru with the customer, who is clutching the worker’s tie in his hand while receiving blows to the head.

The manager’s family told KMSP.com (warning: video contains link that autoplays) that the customer got upset because it was taking too long for the cashier who’d been working the window to make change for a $100 bill, and that some of the cash then fell on the ground during the handover.

“The guy just got irate and spit on my son’s face,” the store manager’s father told the station. “Then he went to grab at him and he grabbed at my son’s tie. My son was trying to grab back at him and he had to put the quarter pounders on him to get him off him.”

The customer tells a different story, claiming that the manager got very angry and he was “kinda knocked out” by the punches.

“I tried to hold onto his tie just for self-defense I guess,” he told the news station.

The men continued to fight in the parking lot before police arrived to bust up the brawl and take the customer to the hospital to treat minor injuries. It’s unclear if any charges have been filed.

VIDEO: McDonald’s drive-thru customer chokes worker [KMSP.com]

05 Nov 17:13

The VICE Guide to Right Now: ​This Man Got Caught Smuggling an Egg McMuffin into a Prison

by Joe Goodman
IKEA Monkey

I'd risk it, McMuffins are the best

Photo via Youtube

Read: The World Health Organization Says Hot Dogs Are Giving Us Cancer

Imagine for a moment you were locked away in London's Wormwood Scrubs prison, removed from society for possibly the rest of your life, living on prison gruel, and paying off the guards with cigarettes and cash bribes. Now imagine you had a man on the outside, a friend who had your back, someone who would visit on open days, and offered to devise a plan to smuggle in a few things to make your life easier. Using a length of fishing wire he developed a way to sneak a bag of contraband over the 30-foot-high prison wall, across the partition, and in through your cell window—all in broad daylight—without attracting the attention of the guards.

What would you ask them to get? Cigarettes, cash, a mobile phone, drugs to sell to the other inmates? Those are perhaps the most traditional choices—and no doubt for good reason—but what about those creature comforts, the little things that make you feel safe and happy, that enable you to forget for a moment you are in a prison and pretend you are a free man?

I am of course talking about the humble Egg McMuffin. After the drugs and the cash and the weapons, would that not be what you would ask for—a bite of something that could transport you to cold mornings hunched in the corner of McDonalds stuffing your face with the taste of coronary heart disease while you wait for the rain to stop? I know I would.

And I'm not the only one. Karl Jensen, 27, and his 26-year-old girlfriend Lisa Mary Hutchinson, were sentenced this week for attempting to smuggle precisely that to an unknown inmate at Wormwood Scrubs prison in Shepherds Bush, west of London. Using a plastic bag attached to the end of a fishing line, Jensen managed to transport the McMuffin from outside the prison wall and in through a cell window. And he would have got away with it, if the whole thing hadn't been caught on CCTV by keen-eyed prison guards.

Now he is serving a two and a half year sentence on the other side of the prison wall; his girlfriend got off with a 12-month community order for her role in the operation. The whole thing sounds a bit harsh until you realize included in the package was a bottle of vodka, a wrap of cocaine, and a knife.

Detective Constable Andy Griffin said of the package, "Jensen and Hutchinson tried to smuggle prohibited items including drugs, alcohol, and a knife inside a prison; the combination could have been deadly. Thankfully vigilant prison staff foiled the plot and they were quickly arrested. This case serves as a strong reminder of the very serious consequences of smuggling prohibited goods into a prison."

He declined to comment on the McMuffin.

05 Nov 17:07

Can African bee prevent world crisis?

IKEA Monkey

PESKY BEES

Managed honeybee population stocks are declining in many countries, worrying scientists, the public and politicians. This decline affects us all, as it poses a risk to food security.









05 Nov 16:25

Kraft Heinz to move Oscar Mayer HQ to Chicago

by Greg Trotter and Samantha Bomkamp and Corilyn Shropshire
IKEA Monkey

This is nuts. So many business moving here.

Kraft Heinz announced Wednesday that it will move Oscar Mayer and the company's U.S. meats business from Madison, Wis., to Chicago — a move that will add 250 jobs to Chicago's Aon Center.

The company also announced plans to consolidate its production facilities during the next two years, which...

05 Nov 00:45

Kentucky's New GOP Governor Vows to Gut Obamacare

by Perry Bacon Jr.
IKEA Monkey

This guy sounds like a scumbag. Obama Derangement Syndrome is alive and well in Kentucky. There's a reason the suffix -tucky is an insult.

Bevin, who has never before held elective office, is a controversial figure in the Bluegrass state — even among Republicans.









05 Nov 00:43

Fox Lake Cop Staged Shooting In Suicide To Cover Up Criminal Activities, Police Say

by Rachel Cromidas
IKEA Monkey

This is bonkers. This guy staged his suicide by pretending he was being chased by guys (some people assumed linked to the BLM movement), causing a HUGE expensive manhunt. Just a highly elaborate suicide plot.

Fox Lake Cop Staged Shooting In Suicide To Cover Up Criminal Activities, Police Say The Fox Lake police officer whose mysterious death launched a national manhunt over two months ago committed suicide to cover up criminal activity, Lake County officials announced at a press conference Wednesday morning. [ more › ]