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27 Sep 06:56

Jennifer Lawrence Will Be East of Eden’s Leading Lady

by Delia Paunescu

High school English students and fans of JLaw rejoice! John Steinbeck's novel East of Eden is being adapted for the big screen once again thanks to Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment. Deadline broke the news Wednesday night, reporting that Brian Grazer and Anna Culp will executive produce the story of a Salinas Valley father, his two sons, and all their dark secrets. Filling the role of the family’s presumed-dead mother is Jennifer Lawrence, whom Variety suspects signed on in order to work with Gary Ross again. The Cain and Abel retelling is reportedly one of the Hunger Games director’s favorites and he “plans to tell the generational story in two films.”

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Filed Under: casting couch ,in production ,east of eden ,jennifer lawrence ,universal pictures ,imagine entertainment ,brian grazer ,gary ross

25 Sep 21:35

Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium Creator Feels Bad for Walter White

by Jesse David Fox

Besides setting up what will definitely be a climatic series finale, last week's Breaking Bad also unleashed a sick burn on the film Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium. So how did the film's director-writer Zach Helm respond? With complete agreement. "Having myself endured the ignominy of watching the Technicolor train-wreck that is Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium multiple times every day for over a year, I can attest to it being the perfect Kafka-esque Hell for a character of such moral ambiguity as Walter White," he told TMZ. Adding that Walter's two copies of it "is exactly two more copies than are allowed in my house." Poor Mr. Magorium, not even his creator finds him wonderful.

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Filed Under: breaking bad ,mr. magorium's wonder emporium ,tv ,sad truths

25 Sep 19:08

Shenanigans: Crazy Bastard Gets Dodger Stadium Tattooed on His Head

by Adrian Glick Kudler

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Some fellow named Jose Romero is celebrating the Dodgers' fantastic season (Playoffs!!! Whooooo!) with a brand new giant head tattoo of Dodger Stadium. God bless; how many Vicodin did that take? Meanwhile, where you at, architecture fans? Disney Hall is having its tenth birthday. The Watts Towers are being restored. The Four-Level Interchange just turned 60 and would look great on a lower back. Step it up.
· I'm ready for the playoffs let's go [‏@ELCHYVOX3]

23 Sep 21:51

The Most Poetic Police Report You'll Ever Read

by Dodai Stewart

The Most Poetic Police Report You'll Ever Read

On a recent late summer day, the cops were called during a fight between two 22-year-old women in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The ladies were cited for disorderly conduct. Officer William Heine filed what The Smoking Gun is calling a "succinct" report, adding: "While not exactly a haiku, Heine’s 16-word narrative is nonetheless a commendable reductivist effort."

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23 Sep 14:55

Hedgehog Version of Wrecking Ball Is the Only One You Want to See

by Laura Beck
Kevespada

okay i'm done and am ready to swim out into the sea now

He came in like a wrecking ball — the cutest wrecking ball ever.

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23 Sep 03:00

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
October 20, 2012

What foreign born B+ actor in his own country and probably a C lister here but a lead on a huge hit cable show did not show up for the birth of his child not that long ago because he was having sex with another woman and couldn't be bothered to show up for the birth even though the baby's mother was living with him at the time. He then took another girlfriend with him when he went to film something shortly thereafter leaving baby and mother at home. Said they could manage.

Actor: Charles Dance
Show: "Game of Thrones"
Baby Mama: Eleanor Boorman
Other girlfriend: Shambhala Marthe
22 Sep 12:39

Why romance writers love MMA

by Nate Wilcox

Well it was just a matter of time I guess. MMA fighters are rapidly becoming established as sexy tropes of romance novels right up there with knights in shining armor, sweaty workingmen and moody billionaires. Sarah Castille, author of Against the Ropes, has written a feature for USA Today listing why the ladies love mixed martial artists. Here's an excerpt:

Many women are attracted to men with qualities that are survival-related. And what is more survival-related than the ability to fight? It speaks to a deep biological need for protection from a strong male ... an alpha male.

Yes, fighters embody all the qualities of the quintessential alpha male. Dominant and dangerous, controlling and confident, fighters are the "forbidden fruit," the bad boys who need to be tamed. And who doesn't want one of those? At least in an escapist, guilty pleasure, only-on-my-Kindle kind of way.

Now that MMA has moved into the mainstream, from Fox Sports to pay-per-view, fighters are everywhere. Abs of steel, buns of iron and magnificent rampant bodies grace our television screens and magazines.

She also singles out UFC Welterweight champ Georges St. Pierre as the game's leading sex symbol:

Georges "Rush" St-Pierre (aka GSP), current welterweight champion of the UFC, is considered one of the sexiest men in MMA today. His face graces everything from T-shirts to apps and from MMA gear to energy drinks. GSP on a fight promoter's card is a guaranteed draw.

Celebrity status, athleticism, and mouth-watering good looks are a winning combination. Stats suggest about 40% of the MMA audience is female. And the more we see, the more we want. Natch.

Read the whole thing.

Buy the book: Against the Ropes

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22 Sep 05:26

Words That Describe Incredibly Specific Things

by Tyler Vendetti

Words That Describe Incredibly Specific Things

Words That Describe Incredibly Specific Things

I’ve been irrationally obsessed with TV couples for as long as I can remember. One night, while I was scouring YouTube for cute clips of Jim and Pam from The Office, I found a scene where Pam is leaving Jim a voicemail about “the word [they] made up for ‘a thing stuck in your shoe’” and although they never actually identified the term (I propose “shrinket,” a shoe trinket), the scene piqued my curiosity. How specific can the definition of a word be? Apparently, very specific.

Floccinaucinihilipilification (n.): the act of estimating something to be worthless

Not only is this the second longest word in the English language (I’ll give cookies to anyone that can name the first), but it is also my favorite conversation starter because once you’ve mastered the pronunciation (I’ve always said it as floss-ee-nah-see-ni-hill-i-pill-li-fi-cation, but please don’t take my word on it), you become a people-magnet, either because they think you’re intelligent or they want to question your vocabulary. Also, the cookie thing was a joke. Cookie Monster, step away from the computer. It ain’t gonna happen.

Erinaceous (adj.): of, pertaining to, or resembling a hedgehog

I blame Sonic for this, because there exists no other logical explanation for why this word would even exist. Maybe it’s slipped my notice but I never thought hedgehogs were trendy enough to warrant their own vocabulary word. Owls and ravens I can understand, but hedgehogs? Young people these days…

Nudiustertian (adj.): pertaining to the day before yesterday

While I’m glad I can now form less confusing sentences when describing my weekend every Monday, a more helpful definition would have been “pertaining to the day after tomorrow” because then I could reference one of my favorite movies and sound more intelligent at the same time. (If you’ve not seen it, I highly recommend going to the library and taking it out. It has Dennis Quaid and a young Jake Gyllenhaal in it if that’s any incentive, which it should be.)

Tyrotoxism (n.): to be poisoned by cheese

Murder and poison work together like stink on cheese, or like poison in cheese. (Or, rather, the microbs in cheese.) I feel bad for anyone that falls prey to this “ism.” After all, no one wants their gravestone to read “Death by muenster.”

Qualtagh (n.): the first person one encounters after leaving one’s home

Depending on the outfit you’ve picked out or the toxicity of your breath in the morning, encountering the qualtagh can either be exciting or terrifying. Exciting if it’s your boyfriend who conveniently happens to live across the hall; terrifying if you wore a shirt for 30 minutes the day before and only one person saw you but that one person sees you wearing it again the next day and you’re forced to wonder if they remember/if they are silently judging your wardrobe choice.

Tarantism (n.): an illness characterized by the sudden urge to dance

Believed to have been caused by the bite of a tarantula, tarantism is literally a sickness that causes a person to randomly break out in dance. Spiderman could have been a completely different movie if this condition was still around.

Xylopolist (n.): someone who sells wood

If zoologist, biologist, and geologist are all real professions, why can’t xylopolist be one too? This is the question someone likely asked right before Drake Bell’s character from The Amanda Show traveled forward in time to smack the creator on the back of the head. Then the creator would go, “What was that for??” and Drake would go, “For being an idiot!” I need to get out more.

Aglet (n.): the plastic coating at the end of a shoelace

Named after a bunch of different foreign words all meaning “needle,” aglet refers to the little plastic bit at the end of your shoelaces. There, now you have a trivia fact to use the next time you watch Jeopardy. You’re welcome.

Jumentous (adj.): smelling strongly of horse urine

I don’t know about you, but if horses could talk, I suspect they would be very upset about this term. On the bright side, next time you want to subtly insult someone, you can say they have a jumentous odor, which ironically sounds more like a pleasant compliment than anything else.

Jentacular (adj.): pertaining to breakfast

This one actually makes me think of “jugular” which makes me lose my appetite, so whoever created “jentacular” needs to rethink their decision, because it could be a very useful word. Example: Chocolate-chip waffles are jentacular! Not only is this an accurate statement, but it’s a play on words, so it’s a double-literary threat.

Were Jim and Pam real, I’m sure they’d appreciate this list as much as I do. In fact, they’d probably create a better one. But they’re not, so I guess I’ll have to rely on you guys. Do you know of any words that are oddly specific?

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20 Sep 22:02

AMC’s Breaking Bad Finale Party Starts Wednesday

by Josef Adalian
Kevespada

thank god i can see that night's episode of low winter sun one week early via VOD


Better order an extra bucket of Los Hermanos: AMC is turning the Breaking Bad finale into a multiday event. In addition to super-sizing the last episode to 75 minutes, Vulture hears the network is expanding post-game show Talking Bad to a full hour on finale night. More important, the September 29 Talking will now air immediately after Breaking Bad ends, instead of being delayed an hour for Low Winter Sun as previously announced. But wait, there's more! AMC has also scheduled a marathon of every single episode of Breaking Bad: The 46 episodes from the first four seasons of the show will run consecutively from 8 p.m. Wednesday through Friday night.

After taking a break for its normal lineup of Saturday westerns, AMC will return to Breaking Bad at 11 p.m on September 28, running all of season five up through the finale at 9 p.m. on September 29. As for that hour-long Talking Bad, it will feature appearances by series creator Vince Gilligan (obviously), a slew of current cast members (Aaron Paul, Jesse Plemons, RJ Mitte), two former cast members (Giancarlo Esposito and Jonathan Banks), and TV super fan Jimmy Kimmel. AMC chief Charlie Collier said the network is hoping to create an "immersive experience … to send Breaking Bad from our air into television history." Of course, there's also a good chance AMC will make a few extra dollars off the event by selling the newly available ad time in the hour-long Talking Bad and the Breaking Bad marathon. Meanwhile, because the September 29 episode of Low Winter Sun is being pushed out of prime time, to 11:15 p.m., AMC said it will make that episode available to viewers one week early (on September 23) via VOD.

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20 Sep 21:58

Oh, Humanity: Man Abandons Skid Row Residents He Promised He'd Pay to Wait in Line For iPhones

by Adrian Glick Kudler

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Look, we get it, there is literally nothing more important in the world than getting a new iPhone the second it comes out. Buying the iPhone 5 (or hundreds of them!) now, not a couple days from now, but today, this very minute, is so urgent that you have to expect a little collateral damage, like the dehumanization and exploitation of poor people. At the Pasadena Apple Store today "police had to escort a man out of the area for his own safety after his plan to purchase iPhones en masse fell apart." His plan was to bus 70 or 80 homeless Skid Row residents to Pasadena so they could wait in line, in some cases for days, and buy "numerous iPhones," according to the Pasadena Star-News (Apple limits the number they'll sell to one buyer). The LA Times reports one man was promised $40. He "was bragging to others" and the store caught wise to the plan and stopped selling phones to the people he'd hired. And in case you're still not sure if this guy is an asshole, he then refused to pay the people he'd hired, and abandoned them without a ride back Downtown.

ABC7 talked to one hired buyer, who explained "It's my husband's birthday so it's money." Another, who as a reminder lives on Skid Row, complained that "You can't sleep because people just talk all night [in the iPhone line]. It's a lot of drama, almost fighting. So, it's an unpleasant experience."


· Homeless used to buy iPhones in Pasadena left stranded, unpaid [LAT]

20 Sep 21:55

That’s Your Halloween Costume: The “Sassy Rick Grimes” Halloween Costume

by Kelly Conaboy

“Oh, I don’t know. I love The Walking Dead, but it’s just like — what is there to dress up as if you love The Walking Dead and still want to be sexy I mean sassy? Sexy zombie? Oh, please, I was a sexy zombie last year! That’s why I’m glad SpiritHalloween.com created this sassy Grimes costume specifically for girls like me. Girls who want sexy I mean sassy, but don’t want to sacrifice referencing one of their favorite AMC dramas. Best costume contests, here I come!” -You, hopes SpiritHalloween.com! Full costume after the jump.

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20 Sep 18:05

Brad Paisley on What He Learned From ‘Accidental Racist’

by Jody Rosen

Pop music is an exceptionally open art form, accommodating of all kinds of ideas, including those that, in different contexts — without a tune or a backbeat — might be laughed off as embarrassing or scorned as tasteless. There’s nothing necessarily ridiculous, therefore, about a plaintive country-rap power ballad in which a black Starbucks barista and a white guy in Confederate flag t-shirt work out their racial animosities, and puzzle through the legacy of slavery, presumably while knocking back iced grande Lattes.

In practice, though, the Brad PaisleyLL Cool J duet “Accidental Racist” landed on the Internet this past spring with a thud. The song was cringe-theater: a mix of earnest and tone-deaf, with a Cool J rap whose weirdly conciliatory stance — “If you don't judge my gold chains/I'll forget the iron chains” — neither the song’s obvious good intentions nor Paisley’s guitar-picking could redeem. The howl of condemnation that greeted “Accidental Racist” was understandable, given the touchy subject matter. It was also unfortunate: “Accidental Racist” is as audacious as it is awkward, a fact that was lost on those unfamiliar with country music, and with Paisley’s own genially tricksterish approach to the genre’s cultural politics.

For more than a decade, Paisley has been a superstar: country’s sharpest songwriter, most fearsome guitar player, and biggest cut-up. He’s also a progressive figure, who has slyly challenged the most conservative constituency in popular music. Four years before “Accidental Racist,” Paisley released American Saturday Night, an album that celebrated New York City’s multiculturalism and, in the anthemic “Welcome to the Future,” hailed the election of Barack Obama. In the 2011 single “Camouflage,” Paisley cheekily advocated replacing the Confederate stars-and-bars with a redneck symbol that causes no offense: a camouflage flag. It was a very Paisley move: politics that defied the country music party-line, smuggled onto the charts under the cover of a joke, a catchy tune, and a wicked guitar solo.

Paisley's ninth studio album Wheelhouse, released in April, is the most flamboyant example yet of his iconoclasm. It’s one of the year’s most fascinating records — a grab bag that takes in unlikely genre mash-ups, dabbles in hip hopstyle production, and features a wacky roll call of guest stars. (Monty Python’s Eric Idle appears in one song.) The album’s provocations include not just “Accidental Racist,” but “Those Crazy Christians,” a gospel testimonial that makes room for atheists and admits that there’s something a bit nutty about devout belief. Then there’s the album’s woolly, ambitious centerpiece, “Southern Comfort Zone,” in which Paisley turns the tradition of the Dixie home song on its head — endorsing globe-trotting cosmopolitanism and topping off a riot of signifiers by interpolating the old minstrel stage staple “Dixie,” with a reworked melody scored for full gospel choir. It's a manifesto for an album in which Paisley determinedly strays from commercial country’s comfort zone, with results both spectacular and spectacularly messy.

Last month, I spoke to Paisley for several hours, sitting in his tour bus following a concert in Greenwood Village, Colorado, near Denver. We chatted for a bit about the show. I then told Paisley I had a bunch of questions I wanted to ask about “Accidental Racist.” “I know,” he said. “I want to talk about it.”

Let’s talk about the response to “Accidental Racist.” Did it take you by surprise? Did you expect that the song would generate the kind of controversy that it did?
The whole thing took me by surprise in this sense: This was a deep album cut on a country record. I didn’t know it was possible for an album cut to make the news, let alone to be headline news. It’s ironic because my publicist had reached out to NPR and said, “Brad has cut an album that takes a lot of risks and asks some really tough questions. Would you like an interview?” And they didn’t want one. Then, all of a sudden, I’m driving to go play Leno, listening to NPR. And they’re devoting Talk of the Nation to this subject, on the album release day.

The truth is, I mostly thought about “Accidental Racist” in terms of my fans. This song was meant to generate discussion among the people who listen to my albums. What I was most worried about is that my fan base would think that I was preaching to them. The last thing I ever want to do is be preachy. But I thought that my fans would get something out of hearing a point of view that they don’t hear very often — a perspective you really don’t hear in country music. Some Southerners got very mad it me: “I’m done with you. How dare you apologize for the Confederate flag.” But the majority of my fans said, “We know you, we love you — and we don’t understand the controversy, we don’t get why everyone is so mad.” Which tells you all you need to know, right there. There is a gulf of understanding that I was trying to address.

The most surprising and upsetting thing was being thought of by some as a racist. I have no interest in offending anyone — especially anyone in the African-American community. That song was absolutely, earnestly supposed to be a healing song. One hundred percent.

Did you read any of the criticism of the song?
I did. I read the serious criticism — the stuff that was legit. Some of it I understood; some it I didn’t. I’m eager to read more. This is a learning experience for me.

Many critics objected to what they viewed as the song’s simplistic treatment of a complex subject. Some people felt that “Accidental Racist” aimed to “put to bed” the problem of racial animosity and the legacy of slavery — to reduce all that history to a misunderstanding that could be resolved by two guys talking at Starbucks. The song’s lyrics seemed to draw a comparison between the Confederate flag — viewed by many as a symbol of white supremacy, of an unspeakable historical crime — and the fashion choices of a black man: his sagging pants and gold chains.
If there’s a key line in the song — and this was really criticized, really taken out of context, in my view — it’s the line “It ain’t like I can walk a mile in someone else’s skin.” That’s a line about the character’s limitations, as a white man, his inability to truly understand the experience of an African-American. The point isn’t that I have the answers or that I’m offering easy solutions. It’s the opposite. It’s that this is a difficult problem — and that I want to have a conversation about it.

Yes, I wanted the song to be about the Civil War and slavery. This song is about reconstruction, which is still going on. It’s a song about a great sin that we’re still dealing with. And it’s a song, in a way, about profiling — about the assumptions we make about people who we don’t really know. It was meant to be a story of two individuals — LL and I, or the two characters we “play” in the song — having a very civil conversation about these difficult issues.

Here’s what I know now, though, that I didn’t know on April 8th. You can sing to a woman and say, you know, “If you cheat on me, I’ll forgive you” — and the entire male population won’t turn on you and say, “How dare you say that on our behalf.” But when LL says to me in the song, you know, “If you don’t judge me for this, I won’t judge you for that,” people will say: “How dare you say this on our behalf.” I realize now that you can’t personalize the conversation about this subject in the way I tried to in the song. I was naïve about that.

No one cared more about getting this right than LL and I. We had no interest in being flippant about this. We both worked very hard on what we wanted to say. And that’s the thing that allows us to sleep.

Why did you pick LL as your duet partner? He’s not known for his politics. Some critics have suggested that if you wanted to have a challenging conversation about race, you would have chosen a more politically astute rapper, a rapper known for dealing with racial politics.

I wanted to this with LL because I love his music, and because he’s a legend in his format. And I didn’t want to do this with someone controversial. You have to remember my thought process: I was thinking about the reception from my audience. My fear was, I didn’t want my fans to just write it off. I didn’t want them to dismiss the song and its message. I thought about approaching Kanye. Mike Dean, who works with Kanye, produced “Outstanding in Our Field” [on Wheelhouse]. But it would have instantly been polarizing if I’d gotten Kanye. Half of my fans are still mad at him for taking Taylor Swift’s mic!

Look, no one dislikes LL Cool J. If you meet LL Cool J, you fall in love with LL Cool J. LL and I had mutual friends, and he and I had always talked about doing something. My fans know LL’s music. And I love him — we’re blood brothers at this point. We’ve been through the fire together. I know no finer person.

Tell me about the recording of “Accidental Racist.” How did it come together?
LL came down to Nashville. I’d worked all night on a demo. I recorded the vocal at four in the morning. The next day, LL and I went to the Ryman Auditorium. Now, the Ryman didn’t have a balcony until the Civil War. They were bringing the soldiers home and they needed more seating. So they built the balcony and they named it the Confederate Gallery. It’s there in big gold letters. And so LL and I were getting the tour, and they explained to him they’d built the balcony for a reunion of Confederate veterans. And LL looks at me and he said, “What a country we live in, that you and I can stand here together after all that.” He had no idea what kind of song I’d written. So I said, “Come out to the car, I want to play this for you.” And he heard it and went, “This is important, I’m in.” He wrote his verse in the studio.

Have you ever worn a Confederate flag shirt, like the character in the song?
Yes, that’s part of what went into the writing of the song. I wore an Alabama t-shirt on a couple of TV shows. It was a vintage t-shirt, and my stylist sequined it out, put sequins on the letters of the Alabama logo. It was all blingy. And there was a flag on the shirt, too, about the size of a belt buckle. It was half-covered by my guitar. And then I read some stuff on the Internet reacting to it. Someone wrote: “Racist pig.”

I think the one thing that your readers might not understand is how prevalent that flag is in the South. You do see it everywhere. It flies on some courthouses, obviously. You see it all the time. I see it in the audience at my shows. Maybe you saw it out there tonight? It’s a complicated symbol. The truth is — again, your readers might not think this is possible — many, most of the people who fly that flag are not horrible people who want the South to return to the way it used to be.

Would you wear that Alabama shirt again now, after “Accidental Racist”?
That’s an interesting question. I haven’t since. If I put it on now — look, the last thing I want to be is racially insensitive. I don’t want to be hurtful to anyone. There’s lots of other stuff I can wear.

I think that’s the feeling that a lot of people have about the Confederate flag: why cling to a symbol that is so hurtful to so many people? Now, you’ve actually sung about the flag before, in “Camouflage” (2010). I’ve always thought of you as unique figure in country: a guy who — gently, often humorously — challenges your audience, tries to find ways to reconcile tradition and the modern world. In “Camouflage,” you embrace both racial sensitivity and regional pride: “Well the stars and bars offend some folks and I guess I see why/Nowadays there's still a way to show your southern pride/The only thing as patriotic is the old red, white, and blue/Is green and gray and black and brown and tan all over too.”
Right, that was the joke — that was the point. Here’s a different thing that you can wear that says “southern redneck.”

The irony of the “Accidental Racist” controversy, for those of us who’ve followed your career, is that you’re known as a progressive figure in country, in particular on racial questions. You’re the country superstar that coastal liberals love to love. “Welcome to the Future” (2009) was a celebration of President Obama’s election.
When that album [American Saturday Night (2009)] came out, I was naively thinking that everybody felt the way that I did, which is proud that we’d come such a long way as a country. And then I realized that there are some people out there that don’t necessarily feel that way. I’ve had people say, “I’ll never sit through your concert again.” But most of my audience was incredibly embracing of “Welcome to the Future.”

Wheelhouse opens with “Southern Comfort Zone,” which was also the album’s lead single. It’s unusual song to find on a country album, to say the least: a song that says, “Be cosmopolitan. Get out and see the world.” And it’s fascinating, especially in light of “Accidental Racist,” the way you play with tradition in that song, the way you use “Dixie.”
“Southern Comfort Zone” is the album’s mission statement. You can write “Southern Comfort Zone” in ten minutes if you do it the obvious way. There’s somebody sitting in Nashville who’s mad at me saying, “I could have written the fire out of that and sold twice as many records with a song just about sittin’ on a tailgate.” When I thought about that title, I knew: That’s money in the bank. But the mode of this album isn’t money in the bank. We’re trying to do the thing you don’t expect out of country music. Which is to say, “Go see the world. It will make you love the South more. It will make you feel strongly about a lot of things.” This album was all about me getting out of my southern comfort zone. “Accidental Racist” is the prime example. It’s awkward and it’s messy. And it’s also exciting and fun. That’s the journey I’m on now.

One of the craziest collisions of worlds was doing that song on [Jimmy] Kimmel [Live]. When I got married I hired a great choir — the St. James Choir, an all-black gospel choir — to sing at my wedding. We were going to go do Kimmel, and I thought we might use them. My manager said, “But I wonder how they’d feel about doing ‘Dixie.’” And I said, “Ask them.” And they agreed to do it.

So we got up there [on Kimmel]. It was three months before the album was done. I’m singing “Southern Comfort Zone,” and the choir is taking the hair on the back of my neck — they’re standing it up and razoring it off. And I’m looking out on that parking lot full of people and there’s a couple of guys in the audience who have, like, a six-foot rebel flag. In Hollywood, mind you. Hollywood Boulevard. I’m looking at ‘em and I’m thinking, “Why are they doing that? Are they just proud Southerners that do not mean to offend?”  I’m thinking, “Are you trying to make some statement here, because this is Hollywood? Is your point, ‘I love the South'? Or is it, ‘I wish that things were the way they used to be’?” As you can imagine, the whole last chorus of “Southern Comfort Zone” I was completely thinking about things to come. Like, what are they going to think when they hear “Accidental Racist”? 

Let’s talk for a moment more about southern pride. In an article titled “Why ‘Accidental Racist’ Is Actually Just Racist,” the critic Ta-Nehisi Coates wrote, “Paisley wants to know how he can express his southern pride. Here are some ways. He could hold a huge party on Martin Luther King's birthday, to celebrate a Southerner's contribution to the world of democracy. He could rock a T-shirt emblazoned with Faulkner’s Light in August, and celebrate the South's immense contribution to American literature. He could preach about the contributions of unknown Southern soldiers like Andrew Jackson Smith … ”
Sorry, I have to interrupt you. I like what [Coates] says, it’s smart. I’d love to talk to him someday. But I have to say this: Do you know what I did last year on Martin Luther King's birthday?  I played a show for the inauguration of our president. It was a really big party. I was a featured guest at a huge party on Dr. King’s birthday.

You didn’t just play the inaugural ball. You've performed at the White House twice, at President Obama’s invitation. The president has praised your music. I know that you’re friendly with the president, that you've met him on several occasions, and that you speak on the phone from time to time. Did you and the president ever have a conversation about "Accidental Racist"?
I'm sorry, I can't comment on my conversations with President Obama. Those conversations are private.

Did you vote for President Obama?
I don’t talk about the people I vote for. You shouldn’t listen to my music for political messages. See, here’s the problem with talking about who I voted for. If I say I voted for Romney, then everybody’s like, “Of course.” If I say I voted for Obama, everybody’s like, “Of course.” And then I’m no longer the guy you can’t figure out.

Okay, but here’s what I could say to that: I could say that you’re just being a smart businessman. You’re playing it safe. You could alienate a significant portion of your fan base if, say, you copped to voting for President Obama.
Well, here’s what I’d say back to you: I think I’m being a sensitive artist and sensitive person. A person who respects other people’s opinions. There may be people in my audience who may not agree with me on some particular issue — you know, say, as a gun owner, they may not agree with me, or, you know, someone may not agree with me on a gay marriage topic. Any of those things. But those shouldn’t be the reasons you listen to my music.

I love being an enigma. Every time I’m tempted to respond to someone who tries to put me in a box, politically — you know, someone who gets on the Internet and says, you’re pro-gun, or you’re anti-gun — I stop and say to myself, “This is great, this is what I wanted. I wanted to be the guy you can’t figure out.” You don’t know if my next song is going to be about a pickup truck or if it’s going to be a weird gospel song called “Those Crazy Christians.”

“Accidental Racist” isn’t in your set-list on this tour. You’ve never played it live.
I might, though. You know, I could see us playing one time: LL and me, onstage at the Opry, with just an acoustic guitar, just having this musical conversation. I’ve toyed with that idea.

After all that’s happened, do you regret having released the song? Is this an idea that would have best been left on the cutting room floor?
Looking back at the whole thing — of course the song would still be on the record. Art should inspire discussion. Look, this started a journey for me.

You know, there came that point where I had to decide: Are you jumping off the cliff or not? And that’s what I did, just like the image on the [Wheelhouse] album cover. I knew that that song was a bit of the third rail for the record. You take that one off, and on the one hand I wouldn’t have gotten some really loud criticism from people I really respect and admire, like Questlove. On the other hand, you and I wouldn’t be talking right now, I don’t think. The thing is, this album isn’t about pleasing people, which is pretty unique for a country record. It’s about inspiring discussion.

I played [Late Night with Jimmy] Fallon the other night. I saw Questlove there, of course — I went up and introduced myself. But I never got to talk to him. Next time I’m in, I’d love to sit in with the Roots, who I adore. And I’d love to sit down and talk to Questlove, who criticized “Accidental Racist.” I’d love to hear more from him. The last thing I’m going to do with this song is write off the reaction of any African-American, especially a brilliant guy like Questlove. This is a learning process for me, you know.

I’ve always been able to laugh at myself. I consider myself a bit of a comedian. I write a lot of humorous songs. So now, I’m kind of the butt of the joke. I do standup once a year, when I host the CMAs. When all this happened, I said, “Well, I guess I gotta put myself in the monologue this year.”

In the middle of the whole thing in April, I was down in my kitchen and I got a call from my friend. He said, “You are not gonna believe what I’m looking at on my television.” I ran upstairs and I turned on SNL, and there’s Jason Sudeikis and Kenan Thompson, doing me and LL. I laughed as hard as anybody. I don’t care what you say about me that way.

I saw a funny tweet the other day: “Your song with LL Cool J gave me cancer.” I mean, you’ve gotta laugh at that.

*This article is an expanded version of one that appears in the September 30, 2013 issue of New York Magazine.

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Filed Under: brad paisley ,accidental racist ,ll cool j ,music ,race relations ,new york magazine

18 Sep 22:13

Ranking the Worst Jokes From Last Night’s Dads, on a Scale of Terrible to Super Terrible

by Jesse David Fox
Kevespada

I'm with Emperor Stupid.


In his review yesterday, Matt Zoller Seitz stated it very clearly: "Dads — don't watch it." But we understand that you want to know what all the talk about it being racist is about. Well, we've got you covered. We went through all the racism, misogyny, and general laziness to pick the ten worst jokes and rank them from terrible to super terrible. Just to be clear on who is who: Seth Green is Eli; Giovanni Ribisi is Warner; Martin Mull is Crawford, Warner's dad; Peter Riegert is David, Eli's dad; Vanessa Lachey plays Camilla, Warner's wife; Brenda Song plays Veronica. With that out of the way, please enjoy — or, we guess, don't enjoy.

10. Crawford: "I just came from a very interesting, very interesting meeting with an outfit that owns the copyright for Black Santa Claus, of all things."

9.  David: "Thank you, Warner. [Pointing to Camilla.] And thanks to your beautiful maid for making all this food."

8. Eli: "A surprise party. I hate surprise parties. You're a terrible girlfriend."
Woman who just woke up from his bed: "Oh, I thought you said I wasn't your girlfriend."
Eli: "Well, whatever you are, you're terrible at it."

7. Crawford: "Whatcha playing? Punch the Puerto Rican?"
Warner: "No, it's a boxing game we're developing. It doesn't have a name yet."
Crawford: "Well, jot down 'Punch the Puerto Rican.' Let the marketing people take it from there." 

6. Warner, to his wife: "See, my relationship with my dad is based on a mutual avoidance of conflict. You know, you could learn a lot from us."

5. Crawford: "And this is their ethnically and sexually diverse workplace. Where's your gay guy? Show me your gay guy."
[Warner points to a guy.]
[Guy waves.

4. Veronica: "Well, you're lucky your dads are American. My dad beat me with a Macbook until I was 16."
Warner: "Well, see, there you go. That's exactly why well need your help on Friday, when we pitch to the Chinese investors."
Veronica: "What, because of my intimate knowledge of Chinese culture?"
Warner: "No, because you're going to dress up like a sexy Asian schoolgirl."
Veronica: "I can't do that." 
Eli: "Oh, you can. Sure, you can. Practice with me." [Does stereotypical Asian cartoon, hand over mouth giggle.

3. Eli and Warner pitch "Kill Hitler 2" to Chinese investors.
[Veronica, dressed like a sexy Sailor Moon, does aforementioned giggle.]
[Chinese investors' translator takes photo.]
Chinese investors translator: "We like what we're hearing and want very much to work with you and your rock-and-roll American rebel man." 

2. Warner: "Dad, we just sealed a handshake agreement."
Crawford: "Then you've got nothing."
Warner: "Listen, go to my office. There is a granola bar in the top drawer."
Crawford: "No, Warner. The Chinese are a lovely and honorable people, but [whispered] you can't trust them."
Warner: "Dad, stop it."
Crawford: "There's a reason Shanghai is a verb."

1. Crawford: "And it would've been a billion-dollar deal, if someone told me the correct pronunciation was 'she-ite' Muslim."

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Filed Under: dads ,tv ,bad jokes

18 Sep 20:45

Another Duggar Will Soon Be Having Babies

by ent lawyer
Tomorrow another season of the Duggar family starts and this season everyone will be talking about Jessa who is 20 and long past the time she should have been married and pregnant. Jessa will be followed this season as she "courts" her 18 year old boyfriend and prepares for the inevitable marriage and 35 kids she will be coerced into birthing in her lifetime.

According to Duggar family rules, Jessa is allowed to hug her boyfriend for just 30 seconds and cannot kiss him until she is married to him. Not that they could get away with kissing even on the sly because Jessia is never allowed to be alone with her boyfriend. She can only see him in a group setting and the group should include members of her family to make sure she stays chaste and doesn't run way to Vegas to become a stripper while yelling out "I got your 19 and counting b**ches."

Yeah, I got a little excited there. It sure would be nice for one of these Duggar kids to do something crazy. I mean at this point I would settle for running with scissors.

Umm, does that kid she is dating have his cell phone on his belt? Yeah, he's ready for kids. Bet he has that thing on vibrate.
18 Sep 20:37

Daughters Are More Than Twice as Likely to Care for Elderly Parents

by Tracie Egan Morrissey

Daughters Are More Than Twice as Likely to Care for Elderly Parents

New research about elder care providers proves the old adage true: A son is a son till he takes a wife, a daughter's a daughter the rest of her life.

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18 Sep 16:07

Miley Cyrus's 'Wrecking Ball' Video Ruins University Statue After Kids Start Riding It Nude

by Zach Dionne

Michigan's Grand Valley State University has removed a hanging sculpture after students inevitably turned it into a "Wrecking Ball" interpretation device. The video features Miley Cyrus riding a wrecking ball nude; Grand Valley's giant steel ball hanging from a 50-foot-cable has recently featured the same. "We've been reviewing this over the last couple of weeks, trying to decide whether we really need to look at structural integrity of the installation," says Tim Thimmesch, an associate vice president at the university. The statue was installed in 1995; it's now in storage. Students are deploying the hashtag #reinstalltheball.

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Filed Under: college ,music ,miley cyrus ,wrecking ball

17 Sep 23:50

The Adventures of Pete & Pete Is Back As a Podcast

by Lindsey Weber

"A monthly offering of adventure and fun," The Adventures of Pete & Pete returns (smartly!) as a free podcast. Big Pete (Michael Maronna) and Little Pete (Danny Tamberelli) must genuinely like each other! And that's good, because according to a press release, they "will be tasked with a series of challenges at each new destination ranging from guest bartending in Montreal to managing an ice cream truck in Brooklyn." Interesting. Each episode will also have a special guest, so stay tuned for Artie. (Fingers crossed!)

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Filed Under: the adventures of pete and pete ,remakes ,podcasts ,danny tamberelli

16 Sep 05:01

OMG watch GoatCam right now.

by Laura Beck

OMG watch GoatCam right now. Frolicky-as-fuck.

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16 Sep 05:00

These Puritan Names from 1888 Are the Best-Worst Names in the World

by Laura Beck

These Puritan Names from 1888 Are the Best-Worst Names in the World

Sorry-for-sin, Fly-fornication, and Job-raked-out-of-the-ashes are all truly terrifying names found in Curiosities of Puritan nomenclature (1888), a collection of Puritan names chosen "to remind the child about sin and pain." And also, "to make everyone else giggle."

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14 Sep 15:28

The Kiwi Hatching Season Begins at Auckland Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman

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Auckland Zoo's first Kiwi chick has successfully pipped its way through the shell of its egg, officially kicking off this year's Kiwi breeding season. The parents of this yet-to-be-named chick are Two-Toes (Dad) and Binky (Mum) from a private farm in Tanekaha. Tanekaha Community Group is a collection of 20 farms that have been funded by Northland Regional Council to make their farms a safe haven for breeding kiwis. 

From now until March next year, Auckland Zoo's bird team will be working hard incubating, hatching, rearing and releasing Kiwi chicks as part of the BNZ Operation Nest Egg program. The program was started to help increase the survival of Kiwi chicks from wild nests, which are heavily preyed upon by stoats. To date, Auckland Zoo has released 266 kiwi chicks into the wild.

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3 kiwiPhoto credits: Aukland Zoo

Zookeeper Michelle Whybrow filmed the hatching of their second Kiwi chick of the season, also from a Tanekaha farm:

 

About the size of domestic chickens, Kiwis are flightless birds related to ostriches and emus. These shy, nocturnal birds are found only in New Zealand. All five species of Kiwi are decreasing in number, threatened by loss of habitat and by mammalian predators introduced by humans.  To learn more about the recovery effort coordinated by the BNZ Operation Nest Egg Program, click here

13 Sep 23:59

Guy Hammers Nails Into A Board With His Hands, Which Is Not Even That Impressive If You Think About It

by Kelly Conaboy

“I don’t know. I feel like the board isn’t even that thick? Like, I get that it looks cool or whatever, but we don’t even know if it’s — we don’t know how solid the wood is, is what I’m saying. It could be soft or whatever. Soft wood. And like, the powder on his hands? I just think that if anyone had some time to practice this, like all the free time in the world that this guy has obviously, they’d be able to do it just as well. I’m not that impressed. I think it’s mostly, like, whatever.” – Your boyfriend. (Via Geekologie.)


    






13 Sep 17:49

CW Developing Show About Transgender Teen

by Tracie Egan Morrissey

CW Developing Show About Transgender Teen

The CW is developing a one-hour drama, ZE, about a transgender teen. The show, from the producer of the Academy Award-winning film Milk, will focus on a Texas teenager who begins transitioning into living as a boy.

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13 Sep 17:07

Watch This Country Cover Of ‘Wrecking Ball’

by Blaire

Watch This Country Cover Of ‘Wrecking Ball’

Watch This Country Cover Of ‘Wrecking Ball’

It’s what no one asked for, but we are all better off for listening to it :) Miley covers are growing in popularity, so with the release of the ‘Wrecking Ball’ video a few days go (it already has over 60 million views), The Gregory Brothers decided to cover the hit.

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13 Sep 05:00

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
October 21, 2012

This former A list female tweener is working on a new record. She thinks it is going to be a huge hit. No one working with her believes it at all, but they are happily taking her money every day she works on it. When she wanted to do a cover of a Henry Rollins song, it took two hours to get through one complete take because everyone was laughing so hard that she was trying to do the song.

Miley Cyrus
11 Sep 04:51

Lincoln Park Zoo Hand-raises a Wee Klipspringer

by Andrew Bleiman
Kevespada

my perfect

1 klipspringer

A Klipspringer —a tiny antelope native to Central and Eastern Africa—was born in early August at Lincoln Park Zoo in Illinois. Unfortunately, the baby’s mother didn’t display proper maternal care, and so the little one had to be removed to be hand-reared.  Animal care staff have done an excellent job nurturing the baby and it continues to grow behind-the-scenes at the zoo. Even at full size, the dwarf antelope will only measure 20 inches (51 cm) in height and weigh about 24 pounds (11 kg). 

2 klipspringer

3 klipspringer

4 klipspringerPhoto Credits: Lincoln Park Zoo

This common antelope species prefers rocky habitats, such as mountains and river gorges.  Klipspringers' hooves have a rubbery texture in the center that helps them grip rock, and the tough, sharp outer edges keep them firmly planted. They eat grasses, leaves, buds and fruits.

Klipspringers typically live in small family groups composed of a breeding pair and their young offspring. They are territorial, marking their territories with small scent-producing glands located on the face. Males can use their pointy, four-inch-long (10 cm) horns to wrestle for mates. After breeding, the female bears her young in a rocky alcove, where the offspring will remain for two-three months to be protected against predators.

10 Sep 12:44

Blind Items Revealed

by ent lawyer
June 16, 2013

This foreign born B list mostly movie actor with some hit television in his background and the hard to pronounce name stood up at a dinner table recently and announced he had to go to the bathroom and proceeded to pee on himself before sitting back down.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers
09 Sep 06:20

Kevin Hart Managed to Make Football Day Slightly Less Fun

by Doug Barry

Today is "NATIONAL SHUT THE HELL UP DAY FOR WOMEN" ......Ladies u r not allowed to talk to your man while football is on!!! RT THIS ASAP

— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) September 8, 2013

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05 Sep 04:22

Watch an Incredible Breaking Bad Musical

by Margaret Lyons

Here's a full-on hour-long musical version of Breaking Bad called Walter White and the Amazing Blue Crystal Meth: A Breaking Bad Rock Opera. It's inspired by Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and it is incredible. The show covers up through the end of the first half of season five (that is, up through Hank on the toilet), and the better you know BB, the more dazzling you will find this truly brilliant production. It was performed earlier this summer at UCBLA, but the catchy jams are timeless.

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Filed Under: breaking bad ,tv ,musical adaptations

04 Sep 21:12

We Try New Lay's Canada Chips Flavors: Garlic Caesar, Maple Moose, Grilled Cheese, and Perogy

by Andrew Wheeler

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[Photographs: Paul Hillier]

Earlier this year Lay's invited the American public to vote to keep one of three new potato chip flavors; Sriracha, Chicken & Waffles, and Cheesy Garlic Bread. Serious Eats' own Dan Souza tried them all and picked Chicken & Waffles as his favorite, but consumers chose Cheesy Garlic Bread and consigned the other flavors to limbo.

Now Canadians have their own chance to pick a chip, and they've gone one better than their neighbors to the south with four flavors to choose from, all created by members of the public. I sat down with bags of Creamy Garlic Caesar, Perogy Platter, Maple Moose, and Grilled Cheese & Ketchup, gorged on carbs, and tried to pick a favorite.

CREAMY GARLIC CAESAR

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Of the four flavors in the Lay's Canada contest, this one is the least evocatively Canadian. When I think Canada and Caesar, I think of the great national cocktail of the same name, a delicious version of a Bloody Mary made with clam juice. I think that would be an amazing chip flavor, but it might be tough to simulate the kick of vodka.

This Creamy Garlic Caesar chip is inspired by the salad that originated at the other end of the US, down in Tijuana, Mexico. More accurately, it's inspired by Caesar dressing, which is creamy and garlicky by nature, or you've done something very wrong. Lay's already has a Sour Cream & Onion potato chip; this is essentially the same flavor with a fancier allium, or maybe an attempt to emulate the success of the US winner, Cheesy Garlic Bread. The garlic flavor dominates the palette, but is rounded out by a creaminess that's definitely more sour cream than Parmesan. A tasty chip, but not much of an innovation.

PEROGY PLATTER

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Canada is the world nexus of pierogi. Every Eastern European nation lays claim to these delicious half-moon dumplings, and many have huge immigrant populations in Canada, ensuring that you can't go to a street festival anywhere in the country without encountering a food truck selling pierogie, pyrogie, pirogi, or as Lay's would have it, perogy.

The name Perogy Platter indicates pierogie served with (and possibly stuffed with) bacon and green onion. Those flavors are there, but they're both quite understated, and the onion comes out on top with a passing hint of sour creaminess. I could have used a lot more bacon in the balance. Completely lost in the equation is any sense of the dumpling itself. This is definitely a moreish chip that layers on the flavor as you eat it, but it's missing that doughy warmth that makes pierogi such a perfect comfort food.

MAPLE MOOSE

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The quintessentially Canadian way to enjoy maple syrup is to eat boiled maple taffy straight off the snow. Failing that, it should be poured over ham or beans or pancakes, or the classic Quebec meat pie tourtiere.

I have never eaten it served over moose, which is the flavor this chip is meant to evoke. (It's not called Maple Moose just to be cute, though the packet has a cartoon moose on it rather than a simmering moose steak.) If this is an accurate approximation of the experience, I'm happy to avoid it. Maple Moose has some of the strong savory smack that I remember from the great beef-flavored crisps I grew up with in the UK, but it also has an acrid mustiness that's just unpleasant.

What's baffling about Maple Moose is that it doesn't make great use of maple flavor. There's some sweetness in the tail, but it's not the complex woody sweetness of real maple. A straight maple syrup chip—or a maple syrup tourtiere chip—might have been more interesting. The packaging tells us that the inventor of this flavor hails from Isle aux Morts in Newfoundland. That translates as "Island of the Dead." Perhaps a name to avoid on packaging in the future.

GRILLED CHEESE & KETCHUP

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This flavor has a possible advantage over its rivals. Ketchup chips occupy an important place in Canadian culture, because the flavor debuted in Canada and for a long time wasn't available in the US. Hyper-tangy and covered in finger-staining red coloring, ketchup chips became a national institution.

Grilled Cheese & Ketchup looks to build on that reputation by stirring in the flavor of something else Canadians adore: grilled cheese sandwiches. The result takes two radioactive flavors and mutes them down to a chip that barely changed the color of my fingertips at all! This is a milder cheese; a tamer tomato. The tang is still there, and with it a little of that comforting Kraft cheese slice artifice, but it's not a showstopper. A decent chip that I'd crush underfoot to get to a bag of ketchup chips.

THE VERDICT

On first impression, I thought the Creamy Garlic Ceasar would be my favorite. The flavor is robust and distinctive, and probably the closest approximation of the food it's inspired by. However, after an honestly shameful amount of munching, it was the Perogy Platter that I kept coming back to. It has a much milder flavor up front, but the buttery, lip-smacking quality builds and builds. If I was hanging out with friends, the bowl of Perogy Platter is the one my hand would keep dipping back into.

About the author: Andrew Wheeler is a freelance writer born in England and based in Toronto. You can find him on Twitter @Wheeler.

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03 Sep 19:14

Hot: Jax Teller Might Be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades Movie

by Anna Breslaw
Kevespada

crap this would mean i have to watch this piece of shit

Hot: Jax Teller Might Be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades MovieSupposedly Sons of Anarchy actor Charlie Hunnam is now Universal's first choice to play Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. Generally speaking, casting rumors are no fun — unless they involve a really hot person whose .gif you can blow up to four times its size and share on the Internet. You're welcome.

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