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07 Nov 19:10

This Is What Happens When You Deliver A Baby On Halloween

by James Gould-Bourn
Bill Hanstock

not cesar romero joker, F-

Batman gets all the credit for being an awesome guy, but while he might be good at kicking ass and keeping the world safe, you don’t see him delivering babies, do you? No, but as you can see from these awesome pictures, The Joker clearly has a softer side that the Caped Crusader.

Bruce Wayne’s arch nemesis was recently snapped at Henry County Medical Center in Nashville, Tennessee, where he helped Brittany Selph deliver her baby girl Oaklyn, and on Halloween no less. OK, so it wasn’t actually The Joker, but it sure did look like him! The man behind the mask was in fact doctor Paul Locus, an obstetrician who happened to be on duty in full Halloween gear when the expectant couple arrived to give birth. Paul offered to remove his outfit but Brittany and her husband Joseph weren’t about to lose the chance to have their daughter delivered by the creepy green-haired villain! “We couldn’t help but laugh, when he walked in the room!” Justin said. “My wife, being the open-minded woman, with a sense of humor, thought it would be hilarious to have such a unique delivery.” The pictures were posted online by a cousin of Brittany’s, and they soon went viral for a very good reason! Would you have your baby delivered by The Joker? Let us know in the comments below!

Giving birth is already a pretty traumatic experience, but how about having The Joker deliver your child?

That’s precisely what happened in Nashville recently when Brittany Selph went to the hospital to give birth

She’d gone into labor on Halloween, and she arrived to find the doctor dressed as Batman’s arch nemesis

“We couldn’t help but laugh, when he walked in the room!” said her husband Justin

The doctor offered to remove his costume but the couple said no way!

“My wife, being the open-minded woman, with a sense of humor, thought it would be hilarious to have such a unique delivery”

Why so serious? These guys certainly weren’t!

Watch The Joker in action below:

The internet thought the whole thing was hilarious

30 Oct 01:33

Kristen Bell Says More Veronica Mars Is Coming

by Jordan Crucchiola

Good news, Marshmallows. Ryan Hansen is extremely down for more Veronica Mars programming, and Kristen Bell is ready to go on in, too. During a Facebook live chat with IndieWire Wednesday to promote his new YouTube Red series Ryan Hansen Solves Crimes on Television*, Hansen was asked about the future ... More »
28 Oct 19:33

Let Jeff Goldblum Make Your Day With His Creative Compliments of the Thor: Ragnarok Cast

by Kyle Buchanan
Bill Hanstock

guys, this movie is so fucking good


“I want to put you inside my brain,” Jeff Goldblum purred. “I have a guest house all fixed up for you, ready to go.”This was Goldblum’s response when I told him that in lieu of a traditional interview about the new Marvel film Thor: Ragnarok, where he plays a planetary ... More »
20 Oct 23:01

The Snowman Director Can’t Stop Talking About How Terrible His Movie Is

by Hunter Harris

Most directors are effusive when discussing their movies on a press our, but the director of The Snowman has been a little … icy. Tomas Alfredson, who previously directed Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and Let the Right One In, seems pretty certain that his new crime thriller, which stars Michael ... More »
09 Oct 13:10

Bryan Fuller Really Wants to Bring Pushing Daisies Back From the Dead as a Broadway Musical

by Jackson McHenry
Bill Hanstock

GASSSSPPPP


Given the fact that it cast both Kristin Chenoweth and Ellen Greene and let them sing, Pushing Daisies was always just a few jazz steps away from turning into a full-blown musical. As it turns out, Bryan Fuller, who created the short-lived ABC series before moving on to the likes ... More »
26 Sep 17:34

Miss Blair, Dorota Isn’t Amused That She Didn’t Turn Out to Be Gossip Girl

by Devon Ivie

In one of television’s most confusing finales in recent memory, Dan Humphrey was revealed to be Gossip Girl’s titular cyber-stalker throughout the show’s six seasons. How is this possible? The power of imagination! The timeline doesn’t line up, and if we’re being frank, Lonely Boy just wasn’t the a-ha! reveal ... More »
22 Sep 03:41

You Know You Love Me: Gossip Girl’s Classic Hollywood Homages, Ranked

by Hunter Harris

Even ten years later, no show does a cold open like Gossip Girl. Blair Waldorf’s love of Audrey Hepburn was as important to her Upper East Side queen persona as her headbands, and the show packed its episodes with classic Hollywood references where Blair’s dream sequences cast herself as Hepburn. ... More »
20 Sep 02:44

The Gossip Girl Creators Look Back at What Never Made It to Air

by E. Alex Jung

When New York put the cast of Gossip Girl on its cover with the headline “Best. Show. Ever.,” the creators of the show felt like they had finally made it. “That was a breakthrough moment that felt like the show had been accepted by the city,” said Josh Schwartz, the ... More »
18 Sep 18:45

Let’s talk about Sam Dyson’s eternal love for his cat, Snuckles

by Grant Brisbee
Bill Hanstock

SNUCKLES

Is this the best story of the season? Yes. Yes, it is.

I don’t know much about Sam Dyson. He’s apparently a very, very quiet guy when it comes to reporters and the like, and he’s probably still adjusting to his new team. More power to him, I say. His job is to pitch, not be a smiling fount of post-game cliches if he doesn’t want to be.

But I’ve discovered one thing about Dyson: He loves his cat, Snuckles. He loves him more than most people love their cats. And that makes Dyson one of my new favorites in the Giants’ clubhouse.

You can see the main picture for the entire post up there, and it’s courtesy of Snuckles’ Instagram account, which is apparently the newest must-follow Giants account. In it, we have Dyson holding Snuckles on the field of AT&T Park, beaming proudly while Snuckles stares hot death into distance, as cats do when they’re held. It’s a picture that I’ll never have with my cat, and it makes me incredibly jealous.

However, this picture (brought to my attention by a pair of valued Twitter users) is just the start. Snuckles is a danged star. Here he is, snuggling with a sleepy Dyson.

Please notice the shirt that Dyson is wearing, which reads, “CAT DADDY AF.” If you’re an old, you might need a translation. The “AF” stands for “as f***,” and that’s not just a shirt that appears in your drawer one day. You have to seek that shirt out. And if it were the only Snuckles-themed shirt Dyson owned, I would be thoroughly impressed.

That is not the only Snuckles-themed shirt Dyson owns.

Probably @snuckles47 favorite day ever : @punkpoint #cats #catsofinstagram #baseball #family

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AHHHHHHH. That is a beautiful picture, and I’m incredibly proud of Dyson buying into this so completely. The dog-first orthodoxy of modern masculinity is tearing us apart, people. We need more strong role models like this to tell the world, yes, there is nothing wrong with a cat who wears little bow ties. There are only things that are right.

Snuckles is no stranger to the ballpark, either.

If I brought my cat to my daughter’s softball game, he would scratch my face, run away, and rise from the dead in 80 years to bite my ashes. And that’s with my cat being a very chill, good cat. The amount of chill with Snuckles is off the charts, and oh my gosh he’s wearing a little necktie here kitty kitty here kitty kitty.

Giants fans were already lucky when it comes to players and their cats, with the amazing Skeeter and Matt Duffy giving us plenty to talk about. But if the Curse of Skeeter is real, let us hope that the Salvation of Snuckles is also real. Because this cat is awesome, and I’m just giddy at the discovery. Fine work, Dyson family.

Fine work, and here kitty kitty here kitty kitty.

12 Sep 15:01

Jim Carrey Has Always Regretted Turning Down Spike Jonze as Director of Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

by Halle Kiefer
Bill Hanstock

jim carrey looks great


So Spike Jonze could have won an Oscar nineteen years earlier than he did, is what we’re hearing. While discussing their Man on the Moon behind-the-scenes documentary Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond at the Toronto International Film Festival, Jim Carrey lamented his decision to pass on a young, fresh-faced ... More »
02 Sep 14:47

Which Game of Thrones Board Game Is Right for Your House?

by Keith Law

Game of Thrones just wrapped up its penultimate season, with reports that the final season might not air until 2019. If you’re staring at the Long Night in terror and need a GOT fix, you could wait for George R.R. Martin to finish the next book — ha! — or ... More »
18 Aug 12:52

Was Cersei Lying to Jaime on This Week’s Game of Thrones?

by Jen Chaney
Bill Hanstock

very yes


Spoilers ahead for this week’s Game of Thrones. Obviously.In Sunday’s episode of Game of Thrones, Cersei Lannister dropped a major revelation on her brother-lover Jaime: She tells him that she’s pregnant with their fourth child. In theory, she could actually be telling the truth. She and Jaime just recently rekindled ... More »
14 Aug 16:03

Gilly Needs to Tell Sam to Shut Up

by Anna Silman

In the past few seasons, the story of Westeros has been one of women rising to meet the challenges that face them while men obfuscate, obstruct, and generally keep getting in the damn way.Take Gilly. Gilly raised herself out of poverty, learned how to read, and last night, while helping ... More »
08 Aug 00:01

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by schmoyoho

Like everyone else, we can't stop thinking about Jon Snow.
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03 Jul 01:42

Why Doctor Doom Is the Best Supervillain of All Time

by Abraham Riesman
Bill Hanstock

co-sign based on headline alone


This week, Vulture is looking closely at an array of evildoers, and the various projects in which they do evil.In late 2014, while Hollywood was busy hammering out yet another failed attempt to make audiences care about Marvel Comics icons the Fantastic Four, the team’s finest foe experienced one of his ... More »
27 Jun 15:05

Inside the 1950s LSD Therapy That Changed Cary Grant’s Life

by Stefanie Cohen

In the new Showtime documentary Becoming Cary Grant, viewers see a darker side of the chisel-chinned actor: Underneath one of the most sophisticated and poised movie stars in the world was a turbulent insecurity. Grant struggled for years to suppress the trauma of his childhood — channeling much of that ... More »
27 Jun 01:21

Alert the Dowager Countess: The Downton Abbey Movie Is Officially a Go

by Dee Lockett

A Downton Abbey movie has been in the works since before the show even closed its door on the estate, and now it’s officially a done deal. An NBC Universal executive has confirmed to the AP that the film will begin production in 2018. “We are working on getting the ... More »
14 Jun 17:02

Confused about orbs? We’ve all been there. I made this handy...



Confused about orbs? We’ve all been there. I made this handy guide.

09 Jun 17:07

How the Babadook Became a Gay Icon

by E. Alex Jung
Bill Hanstock

man i am REALLY out of the loop


June is the month of Pride and the LGBTQ community has a new queer icon to celebrate: The Babadook.You may know this Dada-esque mouthful as the title character of the 2014 horror film by Australian director Jennifer Kent. In the movie, the Babadook is a monster that haunts the house ... More »
30 May 15:13

Why Is the Edward Albee Estate Afraid of a Black Virginia Woolf?

by Mark Harris
Bill Hanstock

i mean i would guess "racism" but what do i know


You have to give Edward Albee credit: Fifty-five years after its Broadway debut, and less than a year after its author’s death, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? has once again become the most controversial play of the season, thanks to a production nobody will ever see. The 35-seat Shoebox Theater ... More »
22 May 18:08

Make Your Choice and Watch Tituss Burgess’s Rousing Rendition of ‘Poor Unfortunate Souls’

by Jodi Walker

Unlike the character he plays on TV, Tituss Burgess made his mark on Broadway a long time ago. His biggest break came in 2007, when he originated the role of Sebastian in Broadway’s Little Mermaid. But all the while he was playing a talking crab, Burgess had his sights set ... More »
22 May 02:55

Say Hello to Riverdale’s New Reggie

by Devon Ivie
Bill Hanstock

sploosh


With Ross Butler leaving his recurring role on Riverdale as Reggie Mantle, the primary high-school antagonist of Archie Andrews, to pursue a second season of Netflix’s 13 Reasons Why, the hunt for a suitable replacement was swift. But in a matter of weeks, we’ve found our new guy to fill ... More »
20 May 23:54

Kurt Sutter Shares Details About His New Series, Mayans MC

by Will Robinson
Bill Hanstock

EZ REYES

i'm really glad that sutter took the most basic step of getting a Latinx writer to co-create the series with him, but i'm still expecting it to be Maximum Sutter


It’s been two-and-a-half years since Jax Teller rode to his timely demise in Sons of Anarchy, and Kurt Sutter is steering back into the world of motorcycle gangs. The Sons creator dropped into Vulture Festival on Saturday to talk about his career, all things SoA, and the upcoming series Mayans ... More »
19 May 19:45

Tom Hardy Is Your New Venom

by Abraham Riesman
Bill Hanstock

oh hell yes he better hang dong


One of the more confusing and intriguing recent developments in our ongoing Superhero Boom has been Sony’s development of their own cinematic universe based on Spider-Man characters … but without Spider-Man in it. They own the rights to those figures, but they’re co-producing Spidey sagas set in the Disney-owned Marvel ... More »
17 May 23:49

Jessica Walter Presents Malory Archer’s Backstory

by Madison Mills

What’s the truth about Archer’s father? Where is Malory’s family from? And how does she feel about Twitter? Jessica Walter tells you all about her character from the show in this Vulture backstory. ... More »
17 May 21:58

The First Trailer for Star Trek: Discovery Has Finally Arrived

by Jackson McHenry

CBS is going all-in on Star Trek. At the network’s Upfront today, it announced that it has expanded its order for its CBS All Access series Star Trek: Discovery up to 15 episodes and ordered a post-show series called Talking Trek. Oh, and they also released a trailer — which ... More »
11 May 17:50

DDOC: Best Damn Kitten Goalie in the NHL

by Aphra Behn

This kitten is an excellent goalie.

Video description: A tawny kitten crouches low on a wood floor, looking in the direction of the camera. A puck-shaped piece of plastic (a bottle cap?) slides towards it. Kitten blocks! Another block! BLOCK! Now comes one that's airborne--kitten leaps--BLOCKED! And a low BLOCK! High BLOCK! Good kitten!

Please use this as a daily dose of cute thread, and feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

28 Apr 19:32

British Comedian Tommy Maitland, Who Might Be a Mike Myers Character, Is Hosting ABC’s Gong Show Revival

by Jackson McHenry
Bill Hanstock

i will not be able to look away


To fill the shoes of the late Chuck Barris in its Gong Show revival, ABC appears to have gone with someone who might be just as much of a unique character. The network announced today that Tommy Maitland, a supposed British comedy legend, will host the series in which judges ... More »
27 Apr 00:07

Cars Creative Director Casually Ponders Whether the Cars Killed All the Humans and Took Over the Earth

by Jackson McHenry

The world of Cars is full of cars, which is strange because cars are designed to be used by humans. This fact may not bother the children watching the successful series of Pixar movies, but on an existential level, it’s a little weird: Where did these vehicles come from in ... More »
21 Apr 23:37

Netflix Is Back to Fill Your Making a Murderer Void With True-Crime Nun Murder Series The Keepers

by Devon Ivie
Bill Hanstock

yes fine netflix i will watch this show about nun murders


Who killed Sister Cathy? No, this isn’t some weird Twin Peaks fever dream, but rather the logline for Netflix’s newest seven-part docuseries The Keepers, which is bound to satisfy everyone’s prestige true-crime needs as Making a Murderer continues filming its second season. The premise is bleak and simple: Nearly 50 ... More »