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19 Dec 02:44

First Trailer for “Welcome to Yesterday” Released

by Lauren Berkley

Maybe I’ve been living under a rock, but I hadn’t even heard of this movie until I stumbled across the trailer on Monday.

It’s from producer Michael Bay, but seriously — it looks like Chronicle meets The Butterfly Effect and Chronicle was awesome.

The movie is slated for a February 2014 release.

[Source: YouTube]

 

18 Dec 23:36

XBOX ONE BUYERS BEWARE: 4chan Prank Has Users Bricking Their Consoles!

by Lauren Berkley
Darendukes

I wonder what the "instructions" really say.

Gamer Guys and Gals, please be aware:

4chan’s /b/ forum — the same one that convinced lots of people to dunk their phones in water — has now promised new Xbox One users a way to “hack” their new gaming units so they will be backwards compatible.

INSTEAD, IT BRICKS THE CONSOLE, RENDERING IT INOPERABLE.

THERE IS NO WAY TO REVERSE IT.

IF YOU SEE THIS, PLEASE DO NOT DO IT:

Xbox-One-4chan

A Tweet from Xbox Live’s programming director Larry Hryb:

larry

[via The Daily Dot]

18 Dec 23:12

Archer's idea of a long story

Darendukes

I love this show.

18 Dec 23:06

My buddy's will thats leaving for deployment!

18 Dec 21:23

When two people kiss..

18 Dec 20:38

The Only Weakness of the German People: Pronouncing the English Word "Squirrel"

Darendukes

For Ryan.

Submitted by: Unknown

18 Dec 18:33

Tears for Fears cover Animal Collective’s ‘My Girls’

by Dan Turkel
Darendukes

Pretty damn good cover. (except for the trying, first 30 seconds)
The video is rather entertaining as well.

Tears for Fears cover Animal Collective’s ‘My Girls’

Tears for Fears are, effectively, an eighties band. They released their latest album in 2004, but are prepping for a new one in 2014, and what better to acclimate themselves to the contemporary music scene than by covering recent indie hits?

In August, they covered Arcade Fire’s “Ready to Start”, and in October it was Hot Chip’s “And I Was A Boy From School.” And now it’s Animal Collective’s turn to get the cover treatment, with their single off of 2009’s “Merriweather Post Pavillion,” “My Girls.”

When I first started listening (and watching the accompanying original video), I thought that it was going to be the worst thing ever in the world. I was wrong. Admittedly, the first 30 seconds feel very…dated, in a ‘90s cheesy kind of way. But then the song kicks into swing in earnest, with a (fittingly retro) 3d-animated video psychedelicly touring some sort of Myst-like environs.

The arpeggiated synths that the original are based on are still here, replicated quite faithfully. A weird synth riff and some debatably unnecessary moaning samples have been added. But the vocals are incredible, at once true to the original musical “intent” but also much clearer, mixed above the music rather than entangled into it. Multiple vocal tracks give it an a capella compositional feel at times, in a really fantastic way. And the second refrain of each chorus has this delightfully inauthentic drum pattern that feels so out of place on first listen but grows on me with each successive play.

Whether you’re a Tears for Fears fan, an AnCo fan, both, or neither, you owe it to yourself to hear this unusual pairing. Listen and watch below.

h/t: Consequence of Sound | Image: MTV]

18 Dec 18:26

The new Beatles bootleg release was a quick copyright extension scheme

by Dan Turkel
Darendukes

Why are Beatles songs treated like reliquaries?

The new Beatles bootleg release was a quick copyright extension scheme

When I heard that Apple Records were digitally releasing a 59-track album of various 1963 bootlegs by The Beatles, I thought “huh, sounds like a cash grab.” Then when I heard that the album is only being released so that it will extend copyrights on the tracks within for another few decades, I thought “huh, sounds dumb.” And when I learned just now that the release was only available on iTunes for a few hours early this morning before being removed from the store, I thought “now that’s obnoxious.” There is no longer anywhere you can buy the release. If you missed it, too bad.

Sure, it’s mainly tracks that have been floating around Beatles bootlegs for ages, but supposedly in slightly better quality. More insulting is the fact that the entire release was masterminded solely for benefit of the royalty owners rather than music fans. These are tracks for which Apple Records seems to have no plans for a legitimate release (hence the delay until it was absolutely “necessary”), and yet they want to effectively ensure that you won’t hear them in decent quality for at least another twenty years. Thanks guys.

I have to say my jaw dropped in disbelief when I read, from The Telegraph, “Without this little manoeuvre, a flood of cheap, sub-standard Beatles albums would have soon started appearing, with profits going to any enterprising salesman who could think of a catchy way to market the freely accessible songs.” Too bad! That’s capitalism, baby, and if you don’t like it, don’t release your music. In the EU, you have 50 (now 70) years to make your money on the music and then it belongs to the people. Can you name a single example of a work of art, in any medium, that has had its brand image sullied by entrance into the public domain? The vast majority of artwork predates the copyright system completely, and we still worship the Mona Lisa and Starry Night. But because of lobbyists and copyright warriors, no books entered the public domain in the US in 2013.

So the chances are that you missed out on “Beatles Bootleg Recordings 1963” and the record industry keeps milking old product and giving the finger to the fans. In fifteen years from now, when copyright extensions mean it will still cost you a fortune to put a Beatles song in your movie, if you’re allowed to at all, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Then again, maybe the remaining Fab Four really do need the money, Paul seems to be low on shirts.

h/t: Consequence of Sound, The Telegraph, NY Times | Image: TheBeatles.com

18 Dec 16:07

Woman Learns Invaluable Lesson About Not Picking Fights with Stray Cats

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

hahahhahhhahaahhaahaha!!!1!

A Detroit-area woman who was allegedly trying to "protect" her dog from a stray cat went about it in the worst possible way — by kicking snow in its face.

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18 Dec 16:06

Ex-Men: Professor X Fires Cyclops [Video]

by Geeks are Sexy
Darendukes

"The moment you were born we should have cut your head off. You are a message from God that he doesn't love us."

Even the leader of the X-Men gets fired. Soon, Professor X will be left all alone.

[Pete Holmes]

18 Dec 00:01

First escalator in Uzbekistan

17 Dec 23:35

Gone.

17 Dec 22:49

Huntress Cosplay Complete With Wind Effect

by Geek Girl Diva

huntress cosplay

Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(via WOCC)


    






17 Dec 22:27

Apparently, The Spandex Uniforms On Star Trek: TNG Were A Disgusting Nightmare

by Nicole Wakelin

t_Upload

The spandex Starfleet uniforms they wore on Star Trek: The Next Generation may have looked like the future, but they stank like nobody’s business. Costume designer Bob Blackman described the problem in an old BBC interview unearthed by Fast Company Design:

“Spandex retains odor, so there is a certain part where if you’re wearing them for a long period of time, you can’t really clean all the smell out, and it becomes a little bit annoying. And it also retains the odor of the dry cleaning fluid. It is, on a day-to-day basis, unpleasant.”

Ew. That’s just nasty. They were also very uncomfortable and gave the cast back problems which was why the uniforms changed in Season Three.

(via io9)


    






17 Dec 22:07

Conan, Ice Cube, and Kevin Hart Hitch a Ride with Complete Stranger

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Imagine you're driving around in your mustachioed car when suddenly the phone rings and it's Conan and he's wondering if he, Ice Cube, and Kevin Hart can hitch a ride with you to go buy some weed and 40s.

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17 Dec 21:06

A Map of the Weirdest Sex Laws in the United States

by Charlie Jane Anders on io9, shared by Max Read to Gawker
Darendukes

Texas: You can't own more than six dildos.

A Map of the Weirdest Sex Laws in the United States

Is your sex life against the law? Better make sure. We've painstakingly compiled a map of all the most biarre and unnecessary laws regulating what you do, with whom, and where. Check out our complete map of all the weirdest laws regulating sex in America below.

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17 Dec 21:02

Japanese Man Stole Nearly Two Hundred Thousand Dollars to Buy Cat Food

by Gabrielle Bluestone

Japanese Man Stole Nearly Two Hundred Thousand Dollars to Buy Cat Food

Police say a Japanese man stole nearly $200,000 over a year-long burglary spree because he wanted to feed his 128 cats gourmet cat food.

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17 Dec 19:52

No, It's Not Okay to Make Up a Kid for the Amazon Discount

by Adam Weinstein
Darendukes

I think I might do this...

No, It's Not Okay to Make Up a Kid for the Amazon Discount

My wife and I dizzily coughed flu sputum at each other this weekend, taking turns holding our sick baby son on our laps, lugging his tons of accoutrements cross-country as he screamed through delayed wintry flights, and all I could think was: Pity the monied urban childless! How may we improve their lots?

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17 Dec 00:03

One of my favorite quotes of the whole series

15 Dec 13:58

Breakdowns: The House Of Cards Season Two Trailer Will Give You Chills

by Beejoli Shah on Defamer, shared by Max Read to Gawker
Darendukes

Wow. I really should watch season one.

The road to absolute power is paved with hypocrisy…and casualties. Praise Frank Underwood, the House of Cards season two trailer is here to tide us over until February; SNL will have a black woman on the cast by January; Spider-Man is getting spinoff movies; and Adam Sandler will be overacting the role he was born to play: himself.

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14 Dec 01:38

Grumpy Cat gets a star on the Walk of Fame!

Darendukes

Wut? Is this for realz?

14 Dec 01:33

Grinch House

14 Dec 01:29

Sign Language Interpreter Reveals What the Fake Interpreter Was Signing

by Neetzan Zimmerman

As the mystery surrounding the Mandela memorial's "fake" sign language interpreter deepens, at least one question has finally been answered: What the hell Thamsanqa Jantjie was actually signing.

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13 Dec 22:13

For the first time in 112 years, it snows in Cairo

13 Dec 21:49

South Park Brings Back the Kanye West "Fishsticks" Character

by jordan sargent

And with that, South Park is back in the news. (17 seasons? Jesus Christ.)

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13 Dec 20:17

Study: Everything You Know Is a Lie

by Sarah Hedgecock
Darendukes

Computer, end program.

Study: Everything You Know Is a Lie

In an absurd twist to everything you know and love, physicists tackling what sounds like a question for the chronically stoned—"What if the entire universe is just one big hologram?"—have come to a tenuous conclusion that, yeah, that might actually be the case.

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13 Dec 20:15

It Is A Dark Universe

by Victor Jeffreys II on Dodge and Burn, shared by Max Read to Gawker

It Is A Dark Universe

io9 and the American Museum of Natural History hosted a special screening of Dark Universe last night. Neil deGrasse Tyson['s voice] lead us on a journey through the ever expanding universe of dark energy, dark matter, red shifts, and all things that make one feel incredibly inconsequential and scared that something much more advanced than ourselves is somewhere out there.

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12 Dec 01:19

High or Low?

Darendukes

No idea what show this is but this is badass.

12 Dec 01:09

Casting a Fire Ant Colony with Molten Aluminum

Darendukes

Make-out anyone?

11 Dec 21:48

Texas Man Armed With Sword Demands Tacos

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

This one makes me smile.

Texas Man Armed With Sword Demands Tacos

A Texas man carrying a sword sheathed to his waist unsuccessfully tried to liberate six tacos and some gas before he was arrested last week.

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