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26 Feb 23:21

First Date

I sympathize with the TPP protagonist because I, too, have progressed through a surprising number of stages of life despite spending entire days stuck against simple obstacles.
26 Feb 19:36

Meanwhile in Japan

Darendukes

WANT TO DO

26 Feb 19:34

Adorable.

Darendukes

wut?

26 Feb 19:33

The Scam is on

26 Feb 19:31

Mommaaaaaaa

26 Feb 19:15

Man Fatally Shoots Himself in Head During Gun Safety Lesson

by Taylor Berman
Darendukes

This happens once a year.

Man Fatally Shoots Himself in Head During Gun Safety Lesson

Guns don't kill people; gun safety lessons kill people. On Sunday, a man fatally shot himself in the head while giving his girlfriend a lesson on how to "safely" use his handguns.

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26 Feb 19:13

Netflix Jokes About Shipping DVDs by Drone, People Still Watching DVDs

by Jay Hathaway

Netflix's DVD division reminded the world it still exists by taking a shot at Amazon.com during its annual meeting, in a video spoof of the mega-retailer's infamous drone delivery publicity stunt.

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26 Feb 19:11

California Couple Finds $10 Million In Gold Coins In Their Backyard

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

Why doesn't this ever happen to me?

California Couple Finds $10 Million In Gold Coins In Their Backyard

A rare coin dealer says that a Northern California couple basically tripped over $10 million dollars last year when they discovered a can of old coins while out walking their dog.

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25 Feb 19:22

New Trailer Showcases Godzilla Vs. A Very Pissed Off Bryan Cranston

by Meredith Woerner

Finally, actual Godzilla movie footage in a movie trailer! Watch Bryan Cranston scream his damn head off when the government tries to tell him all the recent kaiju damage was just a "natural disaster." Unleash the Heisenberg!

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25 Feb 19:03

Shirt

24 Feb 23:53

I Can't Stop Watching This Live Feed of Porn Site Searches

by Max Read

I Can't Stop Watching This Live Feed of Porn Site Searches

This is (a GIF of) a live feed of porn site searches. It's the most mesmerizing—and terrifying—thing on the internet right now.

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24 Feb 23:41

A Farscape movie is in the works

by Robert T. Gonzalez
Darendukes

OMG I fucking loved Farscape!
It was kinda like Firefly with muppets. Kinda.

A Farscape movie is in the works

A Farscape movie is in development, a decade after Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars provided closure to fans left hanging by the original series' final episode. Screenwriter Justin Monjo has reportedly written a script for the spinoff, to be directed by Brian Henson (son of Jim Henson), Executive Producer of the show's original four-season run and director of Peacekeeper Wars.

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24 Feb 23:35

The Penis Museum hunts down The Final Member for its exhibit

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

From Drafthouse Films.

This indie documentary follows Iceland's Phallological Museum's quest to get the final jewel of their collection: a human penis. And from what we're hearing, everyone loves this movie.

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24 Feb 23:27

Fan-Made Game of Thrones trailer is better than all the HBO trailers

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

Awesome!

Instead of using hyper-fast cuts of characters looking ominously just past the camera YouTube user LadyDogTrailers cobbled together all the official Game of Thrones trailers HBO's released, and recut it so you can see what's actually happening, to Lorde's cover of the Tears for Fears song "Everybody Wants to Rule the World." It is fan-fucking-tastic.

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24 Feb 23:13

Titanfall install requires up to 40GB on Xbox One

by Sherif Saed
Darendukes

I'm bummed out that you can't pre-load it before the release day.

Titanfall install will require up to 40GB of space on your Xbox One hard-drive.

The information comes from this morning’s bundle announcement. Specifically, the pack shot, it reads, “On Xbox, Titanfall requires Xbox Live Gold membership. Titanfall game download card inside marked packages; up to 40 GB required.”

And as MP1st notes, this install size is no different from other games, Battlefield 4 and Call of Duty Ghosts needed 33GB and 39GB of space respectively.

So there you have it, now go ahead and free some space on your hard-drive.

Thanks, MP1st

24 Feb 22:35

Sony Pictures developing a film based on the rise of Sega against Nintendo in the 90s

by Sherif Saed
Darendukes

Sony making movie about Sega vs Nintendo. Sounds odd..

Console Wars: Sega, Nintendo, and the Battle that Defined a Generation is an upcoming book chronicling the fight -read war- between Nintendo and Sega in the 1990s. Sony Pictures has bought the rights to the book and is producing a feature film and a documentary based on it.

Book Trade reports that Sony Pictures is working on two adaptations of the book. The first is a feature film which will be written and directed by Seth Rogen (Pineapple Express, This is The End) and Evan Goldberg. Both of whom have written a foreword for the book.

The second will be a documentary film, with Rogen and Goldberg producing.

The book is described as “a riveting behind-the-scenes business thriller that chronicles how Sega, a small, scrappy gaming company led by an unlikely visionary, took on the juggernaut Nintendo and revolutionized the video game industry.” It will be published this August.

Are you excited to read the book or watch the film? Let us know your thoughts.

Thanks, Eurogamer.

24 Feb 21:01

Watching porn on a 3D tv

Darendukes

Because Data.

24 Feb 18:21

Bank Teller Laughs at One Truly Awful Robber

by Brian Ashcraft on Kotaku, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker

Bank Teller Laughs at One Truly Awful Robber

Recently, a man walked into China Construction Bank in Shanghai with a meat cleaver. He apparently wanted to rob the bank. Things did not go as planned.

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24 Feb 18:19

The Full "Silicon Valley" HBO Trailer Is Here (And It's Awesome)

by Sam Biddle on Valleywag, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker

"You remind me of my son. He's got Asperger's too." It looks like Mike Judge has another fine piece of bleak capitalist dramedy prepared for the show's premiere on April 6th.

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21 Feb 23:26

I use mine for drones, myself...

Darendukes

The Barrett M82 .50 caliber rifle.
For when you need to kill a building.

21 Feb 23:15

German police doesn't take kindly to politeness.

Darendukes

Actual word he used in German was 'wichser.' Which is like saying 'wanker' or 'jerk-off.'
Still a dumbass thing to do.

20 Feb 22:01

The Gang is Getting Back Together

Darendukes

For Eric,
Clearing out old feeds that I don't read... Came across this.


Building on the work from our last update, we are now releasing the entire set of “older” Left 4 Dead 1 models.

It was an interesting walk back through our content tree to find all the various pieces and versions. Depending on your definition of the old models, some of these may vary in some slight detail as we work in an iterative process and never internally defined a version of these models. They have always just been Zoey, Louis, Bill, and Francis to us.

20 Feb 18:43

I immediately thought of Scruffy when I saw the "Kate Upton in Zero G" photos

20 Feb 18:32

Vanilla Ice Ends Up Selling Mac and Cheese as Expected

by Hamilton Nolan
Darendukes

It didn't occur to me before this but now I'll be disappointed if 'Ninja Rap' isn't in the new TMNT movie in some fashion.

If someone had told you 25 years ago that Vanilla Ice would end up in a Kraft Macaroni & Cheese ad, MC Serch would end up with a talk show, and old school hip hop pioneers would end up broke, would you have believed it? Probably.

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20 Feb 18:23

Facebook Buys Messaging App for $19 Billion in Blockbuster Deal

by Sam Biddle on Valleywag, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker
Darendukes

I have never heard of WhatsApp.

Facebook Buys Messaging App for $19 Billion in Blockbuster Deal

Put the Snapchat co-founders on suicide watch: Facebook is buying WhatsApp, a smartphone messaging service that's enormously popular around the world, for $16 billion, plus $3 billion in restricted stock units for employees, making it one of the biggest tech deals in history.

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19 Feb 20:43

​The Guardians of the Galaxy Trailer Is Finally Here and It's Awesome

by Lacey Donohue on Defamer, shared by Sarah Hedgecock to Gawker
Darendukes

Never read these comics. Know nothing about it.
But I really want to see this now.

Jimmy Fallon might be getting all the late night attention this week, but his new competitor Jimmy Kimmel has one thing Fallon doesn't. Thanks to ABC's direct ties with Disney and therefore Marvel, Kimmel was able to air The Guardians of the Galaxy trailer on Jimmy Kimmel Live! Tuesday night.

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19 Feb 20:00

This isn't the rebel base you're looking for...

19 Feb 19:39

Mother outraged by 'indecent' t-shirts in Pac-Sun store buys all of them to stop teenagers getting their hands on them

by Cedric Perry

A mother upset about 'indecent' T-shirts on display at a Utah mall found a quick if not especially convenient way to remove them: She bought every last one.

Judy Cox and her 18-year-old son were shopping on Saturday at the University Mall in Orem, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake City, when she saw the shirts in the window of a PacSun store. The shirts featured pictures of scantily dressed models in provocative poses.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2562680/Mother-outraged-indecent-t-shirts-Pac-Sun-window-display-buys-567-DOLLARS.html#ixzz2tmLq8oj1

19 Feb 19:37

Kansas bill would allow spanking that leaves marks, redness

by Cedric Perry
Darendukes

There's something very funny to me about a group of people observing proper parliamentary procedure while discussing beating children.
I can picture this as a sketch by The State.

A Kansas lawmaker is raising eyebrows after she proposed a bill to allow parents, teachers and caregivers to spank children hard enough to leave redness or bruising.

Rep. Gail Finney, a Democrat from Wichita, says the bill is meant to restore parental rights and improve discipline among the state’s children. KCTV reports Finney was introduced to the idea by McPherson Deputy County Attorney Britt Colle, who told the station the bill makes it clear hitting a child with a fist, with a belt or in the head or body is still banned.

 

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/02/18/kansas-bill-would-allow-spanking-that-leaves-marks-redness/