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26 Mar 18:46
2-Year-Old Hurt After Someone Glued Razor Blades All Over a Playground
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesCowardly pussy ass motherfuckers...I hope the police find fingerprints on the blades and bust these dick lickers.
Today in Things You'd Look Up on Snopes if There Weren't So Many Photos, a 2-year-old boy was injured at a park after someone glued razor blades to the playground equipment.
    
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25 Mar 22:29
You wanna play pool?
DarendukesThis is basically what it is like to play pool with Mike Crow.
25 Mar 21:45
Firefighter Catches End-of-Days-Esque "Firenado" on Video
by Dayna Evans
DarendukesFirenados are metal as fuck!
Eric, since I know you won't watch it all, if you skip to about 3 mintues in you can clearly see the fire riding the funnel.
Rocky Mountain Arsenal firefighter Thomas Rogers knew exactly what to do when he caught a dangerous "dust devil" or "firenado" on camera. Without pause, he uploaded that clip to YouTube and paired it with some sick thrash metal, and now the fear begins.
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25 Mar 21:39
Massive Corndog Spill Shuts Down Highway
by Jay Hathaway
"The truck's load of corndogs spilled all over the roadway" is a sentence that actually appeared in news reports today, thanks to a driver who flipped his semi truck near Shreveport, La. early this morning.
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25 Mar 18:31
Meet Auroracoin, Iceland's New Digital Cryptocurrency
by Michelle Dean
Darendukes"...the pseudonym Baldur Friggjar Óðinsson, which would make a great name for a Maine Coon"
Today in Iceland, every citizen of the country is entitled to claim 31.8 "Auroracoins," which are valued at just under $400 US.
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25 Mar 18:26
YouTube video show Texas students laughing about how they got their teacher FIRED and giving 'tutorials' so other kids can do the same
DarendukesWTF? I wanna punch these kids. Especially the one wearing the fedora.
Students have posted videos on YouTube explaining how they got their teacher fired and suggesting how other kids cold do the same with false allegations. A Fox News investigation found a number of videos in which elementary, middle and high school students detail how they got rid of a teacher they didn't like. In one example, two particularly young-looking boys discuss how they successfully got a teacher they believed bullied them to leave the school.
'We're here to tell you how we got our first grade teacher fired,' the boys boast on the video with a smile. They go on to describe how they relentlessly complained about the teacher to the principal then told their parents who made a formal complaint. Ultimately, the teacher left the school. In another video, a young boy explains how he got his 5th grade Spanish teacher fired after drawing nasty pictures of her. He says she didn't like him and after the pictures were discovered, he and the teacher were hauled into the principal's office and she was let go.
24 Mar 20:46
Ukraine put a cute girl in charge of Attorney General and Japanese artists lost their s**t over her cuteness
24 Mar 20:46
God bless my girlfriend... She is trying.
DarendukesNo, she is not trying at all.
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24 Mar 20:44
Bmw M3 Lights for iPhone App.
DarendukesI'll admit that I think that's cool. However, I fucking hate those people that have like yellow headlights or the purple ones that are like 10nm away in wavelength from being ultraviolet.
24 Mar 20:17
14 Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Intercepted on the Way to Vatican City
by Dayna Evans
Pope Francis, coolest pope , has not made a statement regarding a package of cocaine that was intercepted by German authorities in January, but the all-white getup is starting to make some sense.
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24 Mar 20:11
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Watches the "Stoned Neil DeGrasse Tyson" Video
by Jay Hathaway
Darendukeslol
Last week, someone slowed down a video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson just enough to make the Cosmos host sound unbelievably stoned. Turns out Tyson loved the video, and he played it for a laughing audience at a lecture in Toronto over the weekend.
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24 Mar 20:08
Anti-Drug PSAs Finally Burned Out
by Hamilton Nolan
DarendukesHaven't seen that PSA in a long time. Exactly how I remember it.
It was clear many years ago that drugs have won the drug war. But what about the anti-drug commercials, those great cultural icons of our youth? Turns out that the smart money just gave up on that shit.
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24 Mar 20:07
Little Kid Recites Every Bad Word He Knows
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesWait for it...
Meet the playground's most profane shock comic, This Kid in a Dinosaur Shirt. He knows swears you've never even heard of, and he's not afraid to say them. With his butt-mouth.
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24 Mar 19:53
There are so few of these impossibly adorable creatures left in the wild that it's literally headline news when one is spotted. [ more › ]
Friday Awww: A Rare Ocelot Kitten Has Been Spotted in the Wild
by Aleksander Chan
DarendukesYay!
There are so few of these impossibly adorable creatures left in the wild that it's literally headline news when one is spotted. [ more › ]|
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20 Mar 22:12
Contestant Wins Impossible Wheel of Fortune Puzzle With First Guess
by Gabrielle Bluestone
DarendukesWow. I would have never guessed that. Who even calls it that anymore?
With only two letters on the board, Emil, a Wheel of Fortune contestant had what seemed like an unsolvable puzzle in front of him. But somehow he walked away with $45,000 and a pat down from Pat Sajak.
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20 Mar 19:14
"God Hates Fags" Preacher Fred Phelps Is Dead
by Max Read
DarendukesGood. Although it sucks that death rendered him incapable of knowing that there is no god and that he wasted his life.
Unstable cult leader Fred Phelps, the man behind the "GOD HATES FAGS" "protests," has died. Go make a donation to Human Rights Watch in his memory.
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