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17 Apr 18:47

North Carolina Hunter Bags a 500-Pound Boar You'd Have to See to Believe

North Carolina Hunter Bags a 500-Pound Boar You'd Have to See to Believe

On the night of February 28, eastern North Carolina hunter Jett Webb bagged a massive 7′ long, 500+ lbs wild boar:

One shot is all it took to turn one local man into a hunting celebrity.

It all began when Jett Webb went night hunting in Bertie County on February 28.

Webb says he was sitting up in a tree when he saw what looked like a large, adult boar. He fired one, very well placed shot of his .308 caliber AR-15 rifle.

WITN sat down with the 34-year-old hunter on Tuesday.

Webb recalls, "Heart, lung, yep. That's kind of what we try to go for. Clean kill, dropped him, stoned him right in his tracks."

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03 Apr 18:25

I have a racist co-worker who makes fun of me for liking star trek. I now attach this to every e-mail I send him.

03 Apr 18:23

First National Bank of Gamestop

20 Mar 20:57

grown-ups are weird

20 Mar 20:54

As an allergy sufferer.

20 Mar 20:52

Upvote this now, or else you won't get a chance to for another 8 months!

20 Mar 20:05

This Is the Most Expensive Dog in the World

by Gabrielle Bluestone

This Is the Most Expensive Dog in the World

A Chinese businessman bought a Tibetan Mastiff puppy for $2 million this weekend, the most money anyone has ever spent on a dog.

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20 Mar 19:07

22-Pound Cat Who Trapped His Family Now Living In Shelter

by Jay Hathaway

22-Pound Cat Who Trapped His Family Now Living In Shelter

Lux, the large Himalayan cat who became famous earlier this month when he chased his family into a bedroom and trapped them there until they called 911 , is in trouble. His owners had a county shelter pick him up Monday, and are unsure whether they'll keep the cat.

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19 Mar 21:24

Colombian President Appeared to Wet His Pants During a Campaign Speech

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

How do you say, "You're not cool unless you pee your pants," in Spanish?

A spreading stain overshadowed the Colombian president's impassioned campaign speech Sunday.

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19 Mar 19:55

The Saddest Ending You'll Ever See to a Creampie Porn Video

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Omg. That is fucked up. Why would they put that on the end of that video?
(it's only a screenshot of the text that appears at the end of the video, so I'd say it's SFW)

The Saddest Ending You'll Ever See to a Creampie Porn Video

In the grand scheme of porn tube sites, a video called "Slut Teen Gets Knocked Up by Accidental Creampie," isn't particularly shocking or unusual. But the heartbreaking twist ending to this otherwise pedestrian clip puts even M. Night Shyamalan's earlier work to shame.

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19 Mar 19:32

Police Surround Man's House Over "Gun" That Turned Out to Be a Tattoo

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

"I got plans today. I didn't want to get shot," Smith told the paper.
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What a stupid fucking thing to tattoo on yourself. It will only cause trouble. Possibly get you killed.

Police Surround Man's House Over "Gun" That Turned Out to Be a Tattoo

A Maine man woke up to find his house surrounded by state troopers after being reported for walking around with a gun earlier that morning. He did have a gun, but it was tattooed on his stomach.

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17 Mar 23:40

Courtney Love Thinks She Found Flight 370

by Taylor Berman
Darendukes

I just love the title of this post.
Reading it makes me feel like I'm in some alternate universe where Courtney Love is not a walking pile of years old dumpster slime.

Courtney Love Thinks She Found Flight 370

Seems legit.

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17 Mar 22:45

Astronomers Just Detected the Beginning of the Big Bang

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

Yay, science!
Also this is just great:
"Although this may be the biggest astronomical discovery since the Big Bang itself, the energy that powered inflation's repulsive force still remains a mystery. So does whatever came before inflation, as it was erased by the expansion of the universe."
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As is was ERASED by the expansion of the universe.

Astronomers Just Detected the Beginning of the Big Bang

Radio astronomers operating telescopes at the South Pole said Monday that they've discovered evidence that the universe ballooned out of the Big Bang due to a massive gravitational force generated by space itself. The discovery is being called the "smoking gun" for the Big Bang theory, and it could have huge implications for our understanding of our universes (and possible others).

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17 Mar 19:06

First Case of H.I.V. Transmitted Between Lesbians Reported

by Dayna Evans

First Case of H.I.V. Transmitted Between Lesbians Reported

On Thursday this week, it was confirmed that an H.I.V.-positive woman transmitted the virus to another female sex partner in what is the first reported case of the virus being transmitted between female partners. Health officials claim it is "exceedingly rare" but advise that precautions should be taken nonetheless.

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17 Mar 18:59

Watch Dizzying Footage of Rescue Worker Saving A Dog from 90-Foot Cliff

by Dayna Evans
Darendukes

The very end of the video when he places the dog down and you can just see the dog's tail wagging. So happy!

It's understood that dogs aren't the most intelligent of creatures, but damn they're cute, so when one little pup named Oreo was stranded forty feet down a 90-foot cliff in Santa Rosa, California, a brave worker came to its rescue.

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17 Mar 18:56

Here's Video of the Riot that Got Tyler, The Creator Arrested

by Gabrielle Bluestone
Darendukes

Dick.

Rapper Tyler, The Creator was arrested yesterday on misdemeanor charges of inciting a riot at his SXSW show, and now there's video of him encouraging a crowd of hundreds of fans to force their way into the Austin venue.

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17 Mar 18:21

Group says company is illegally towing cars from lot under I-35 near 6th Street

by Alex Hall
Darendukes

Anybody get towed from there in the past 2 years? Free money if you did!

A group is saying that all vehicles that get towed in the parking lot under I-35 around 6th street are being done so illegally.

Texas Towing Compliance says that as many as a thousand cars have been illegally towed from the lot under I-35 between 6th and 8th street. Founder Pat Johnson says the city tells him that J&J towing does not have a contract to tow from that lot, "A towing company has to have written authorization from a parking facility in order to tow vehicles.  In addition, they're required to have a document from the parking facility stating they have installed the correct legal signs.  And we know for a fact those green 'U' channel posts that J&J mounts their signs on that the city didn't install those signs.  And basically, they're just stealing cars right across from the police station."

Johnson says that everyone towed by J&J from those lots since June 2012 is entitled to $1000, triple what they paid to get their vehicle back, plus any cost of repairs for damage caused during the removal and storage.

14 Mar 22:32

Wearing A YOLO T-Shirt Means You Obviously Love Owls

by Stefan A. Slater
Darendukes

For Amelia cuz owls.

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YOLO doesn’t mean “you only live once.” Where did you hear that? That’s silly. No, YOLO means “you obviously love owls.” I mean, why else would they make an awesome t-shirt that says that? T-shirts never lie. Ever. And owls are obviously awesome too. So make sure to buy this shirt so everyone knows what YOLO actually means–spread the truth, wear this shirt, or there may be consequences. #NOTJOKING

Check out a close-up of the design after the break…

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Product Page: ($19.95)


    






14 Mar 22:29

Incredible Level 3 Suit From Dead Space [Cosplay]

by Nicole Wakelin
Darendukes

For Eric.
Badass, right?

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Prop maker Steven K. Smith has designed an absolutely stunning Level 3 suit from Dead Space. He hasn’t missed a single detail, and the glowing lights in the helmet make it look like it jumped right out of the game into the real world.

See another picture after the break…

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Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(Steven K. Smith Props via Geeks are Sexy)


    






14 Mar 22:29

Menacing Femme Darth Maul Is Back [Cosplay]

by Nicole Wakelin
Darendukes

10/10 would have Sith relations with.

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This stunning femme Darth Maul cosplay features Laurie Foster in her second photo shoot with this costume. We featured her previously in a great series of pictures, but she did a second shoot to give us a much better look at the full costume.

Photography: Erek Foster

See more pictures after the break…

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Send your cosplay pics to tips@fashionablygeek.com.

(via Geek X Girls)


    






14 Mar 21:27

These can be shot into the ground to plant flowers

Darendukes

Or shoot them at people and their bodies will nourish the plants.

14 Mar 20:44

Sentry Gun with webcam and remote controlled by smartphone.

Darendukes

I like that someone took the time to do this.

14 Mar 20:39

Fox cub approaches human for help

14 Mar 20:14

Here's Lady Gaga Getting Repeatedly Puked On in the Name of Art

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

"Art"

In a stunt that was debatably art and definitely pop, someone threw up all over Lady Gaga during her set at SXSW Thursday night.

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14 Mar 20:09

People at SXSW Are Really Excited About Totally Fake Bands

by Jay Hathaway
Darendukes

lol hilarious

Jimmy Kimmel pulled a Jimmy Kimmel on hipster South by Southwest Music Festival attendees, sending a reporter out to ask them what they thought about some really obscure bands you probably haven't heard of. Because they don't exist.

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14 Mar 20:03

Names of victims in Red River crash released

APD has released the names of the victims from Wednesday night's fatal crash on Red River.

 

According to APD:

The preliminary investigation shows that an Austin Police Officer attempted to make a traffic stop at a Shell gas station at 9th Street and IH-35 service road. The suspect vehicle did not stop and continued traveling westbound at a high rate of speed on 9th Street (the wrong way). When the suspect, Rashad Charjuan Owens, black male, D.O.B. 9-30-1992, continued to increase his speed, the Officer followed him. Owens continued driving at a high rate of speed, turning right onto Red River Street, which was barricaded off for pedestrian traffic only for the SXSW Festival. The suspect crashed through the barricades, hitting several pedestrians on Red River Street between 9th and 11th Streets. Another Austin Police Officer who was on foot near the scene had to jump out of the way of the suspect vehicle. At the intersection of Red River and 11th Streets, the suspect hit a moped, a taxi cab and a bicyclist. At some point, the suspect’s vehicle drove onto a sidewalk and also struck a van. Owens then took off on foot and two Austin Police Officers pursued him on foot, tased him and took him into custody. Owens is facing two counts of Capital Murder and multiple counts of Aggravated Assault with a Motor Vehicle. Formal charges are still pending. There were 25 total patients, including the suspect. Two were pronounced deceased at the scene: a female occupant on the moped and a male bicyclist. Names of the deceased are being withheld pending family notifications. Twenty-three additional patients were transported to area hospitals. Currently, two patients are still in critical condition, three patients are in serious condition, three are hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries and 15 were treated and released. Below is the list of the injured; three females and one male have not yet been identified.

Last Name First Name Age Gender Facility Name
West Evan 29 Male UMC-Brackenridge
McCraney Joseph 26 Male UMC-Brackenridge
Endres Mason 18 Female St.David's Hospital
Davis Kartisha 18 Female St.David's Hospital
Cerna Greg 19 Male South Austin Hospital
Martinez April 29 Female South Austin Hospital
Freeman Ryan 20 Male St.David's Hospital
Hailu Johannes 39 Male St.David's Hospital
Belyvia Maria 20 Female South Austin Hospital
Grace Carolyn 19 Female South Austin Hospital
Chenzer Jeff 29 Male South Austin Hospital
Easley Ashley 20 Female South Austin Hospital
Gallegos Jacob 20 Male South Austin Hospital
Hall Erica 19 Female South Austin Hospital
Henderson Jane 24 Female South Austin Hospital
Josma William 29 Male South Austin Hospital
Leura Juan 20 Male South Austin Hospital
Longhurst Jaqueline 21 Female South Austin Hospital
Zamarippa Alexis 17 Female South Austin Hospital

Anyone with information regarding this incident is asked to call APD Vehicular Homicide Unit Detectives at (512) 974-5594. This is Austin’s 10th fatal traffic crash of 2014 and the 12th and 13th traffic fatalities of 2014. At this time in 2013, there were 20 traffic fatalities.  

Rashad Charjuan Owens, below, is charged with two counts of capital murder and 23 counts of aggravated assault with a vehicle.

14 Mar 20:00

Shocking behavior at Lady Gaga Stubb's show

Darendukes

Wut?

A musician known for her shocking outfits and behavior, may have set a new low last night in Austin.

Lady Gaga took the stage last night at Stubb's for South by Southwest...and most of her show went about they way her fans would expect, but things took a turn during her song "Swine".

That's when self-described "vomit-painter" Millie Brown got on stage drank a bottle of neon green liquid and proceeded to make herself vomit all over Lady Gaga. The crowd seemed to take it in stride.

14 Mar 09:33

I found this at work tomorrow

13 Mar 18:45

This makes me laugh way too much

13 Mar 18:38

This guy was set up in the parking lot of my local grocery store.

Darendukes

I love this.