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25 Jun 23:16
My mom works at a nursing home and one of her patients gets Play boy delivered to him entirely in brail.
DarendukesThis is a real thing?!
25 Jun 21:24
Man Attacked by Scorpion While Reaching for Bananas at Walmart
by Taylor Berman
Last week, a man shopping at a Pittsburgh-area Walmart reached into a box of bananas, only to have a fucking scorpion latch onto his hand with its pincers.
25 Jun 21:08
Cop Saves Woman From Train Tracks Just in Time
by Allie Jones
On Sunday, Richmond, Texas police officer Ramon Morales saved a woman sitting on train tracks from an oncoming train. The footage, captured by the dash camera in his squad car, shows he got there just in time.
24 Jun 22:06
Dad this is serious.
DarendukesI laughed entirely too hard at this.
Darendukes likes this
24 Jun 20:29
Bachelor Party Finds One Last Taste of Freedom, Also a Mastodon Skull
by Kelly Conaboy
A group of men attending a bachelor party in New Mexico this week stumbled upon a mastodon skull that paleontologists say is over ten million years old.
24 Jun 19:40
"World's Dumbest Criminal" Left Victim's Computer Logged Into Facebook
by Andy Cush
Rule number one of home invasion in 2014: Don't check your Facebook while you're on a job. Rule number two: If the urge to look becomes insatiable, allow yourself a peek at your iPhone, but do not attempt to use the target's computer. Number three: if all else fails, just make sure you log out before you leave.
24 Jun 19:34
Woman Banned From Zoo for Climbing Barrier, Feeding Cookies to Lions
by Dayna Evans
In today's edition of why'd you do that?, a woman at the Memphis Zoo in Tennessee has been officially banned from returning after foolishly climbing into the lion enclosure to feed the animals cookies. Do lions even like cookies?
23 Jun 23:42
Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Yoda: Two Friends
by Kelly Conaboy
SHORT I AM. STOLE MY HAT HE DID. pic.twitter.com/lHhhioPlRl
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) June 21, 2014
23 Jun 23:39
Should All Women Become Lesbians?
by Hamilton Nolan
DarendukesCan I watch?
King Nazir Muhammad, NewsBlaze.com contributing writer and self-proclaimed "Lesbian Messiah," has today advocated his most radical program of gender equality yet: lesbianism for all women. Is the Messiah's program humanity's only hope?
23 Jun 18:49
Today an american exchange student got stuck in a statue of a vagina which we have on campus.
23 Jun 18:38
If you've ever been a barista, you know the horror of watching a group of teenage girls approach your store
Darendukeslol
23 Jun 18:23
American Exchange Student Pulled Out of Giant German Vagina
by Aleksander Chan
There is a giant, marble vagina on the grounds of Germany's Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. If you are an American exchange student and someone dares you to climb into said vagina, you should not take that dare. You will get stuck. And then someone will have to call the fire department saying that you are "stuck in a stone vulva." That would be really embarrassing for you.
20 Jun 19:55
Zoo Adopts Stray Cat After It Sneaks in and Becomes BFF With Lynx
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesOMG SO FUCKING CUTE
A stray calico cat snuck into Russia's Leningrad Zoo in search of food, and ended up finding a new home and a new best friend.
20 Jun 19:36
The Oxford Comma Is, So, Popular
by Hamilton Nolan
A FiveThirtyEight poll that I choose to consider definitive finds that 57% of Americans do prefer to use the Oxford comma. The Oxford comma is popular, beloved, and correct. Its opponents are crude, unpoetic and awkward. [Pic: Shutterstock]
20 Jun 19:16
Holy Shit, There Are So Many Ducks in This Video
by Andy Cush
DarendukesHoly shit why are there so many ducks?
I don't know whether to be delighted or mortified at the above video, which shows a truly enormous group of ducks, pouring down a roadway like a flood, threatening to engulf anything or anyone foolish enough to dip their toes into the water.