The Tenth Doctor had "Allons-y!" The Eleventh Doctor had "Geronimo!" And Twelve? The Twelfth Doctor spent a great deal of Series Eight telling people to shut up. And he wasn't the only character prone to shushing everyone.
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30 Jan 22:21
Supercut Proves That Doctor Who's Favorite Phrase In 2014 Was "Shut Up"
by Lauren Davis
08 Jan 18:43
Cop Confronts Kid Armed With Toy AR-15 and Manages Not to Kill Him
by Andy Cush
On New Year's Eve, Annapolis, Md., police officer Jason Shreves responded to a call about a man wearing a ski mask and a hoodie who was armed with a handgun and a rifle. The man, it turned out, was a 13-year-old boy, and the AR-15 and pistol were both airsoft guns. Somehow, the boy survived.
06 Jan 03:23
Things for which it would be worth to stay a virgin, Part I
DarendukesOh that's good pr0n....
05 Jan 19:38
10 Futurama Jokes That Will Make You Smarter
by Lauren Davis
When your TV show's writing staff includes folks with PhDs in maths and sciences, you're bound to end up with some spectacularly nerdy jokes. And if you dig a little deeper into some of the jokes in Futurama, you won't just laugh — you may actually learn something.
05 Jan 19:35
North Korean Defector to Airdrop The Interview into North Korea
by Brendan O'Connor
A North Korean defector now working as an activist in South Korea told the Associated Press that he plans to drop 100,000 copies of The Interview into North Korea by balloon.
05 Jan 19:30
That's Not OSU Sidepiece Girl's Sidepiece; It's Her Mainpiece
by Sam Biddle
Looks like we all got it all wrong again: that Ohio State fan whose spot was blown the hell up for allegedly fondling her side-action live on ESPN? That's her boyfriend, who she probably loves more than anything in your life.
05 Jan 19:30
How to Beat TWC and Comcast's Bullshit Modem Rental Fees
by Mario Aguilar
The only thing worse than paying out the tuchus for unreliable internet from Time Warner Cable and Comcast is being forced pay a monthly rental fee for a modem you need to access that crappy internet. Happy New Year! The fees on both TWC and Comcast are going up yet again. Here's how to buy your own modem so you can save some money.
05 Jan 19:27
Man Rides 2 Hours To Hospital With 12-Inch Knife Stuck In His Head
by Damon Lavrinc
Sixty miles doesn't seem that far on a bike. Some of us commute that every day. But we don't do it through the jungles of Brazil and we don't do it with a damn chef's knife stabbed through our skull.
05 Jan 19:22
This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends
by Michael Ballaban
DarendukesBORING.
Thirty-four years ago, at the launch of Ted Turner's Cable News Network, the founder made a grandiose and specific promise about his newly created round-the-clock operation. "Barring satellite problems, we won't be signing off until the world ends," Turner declared. And in anticipation, he prepared a final video segment for the apocalypse:
04 Jan 19:31
Angry Little Kid Tears Apart a Dollar Store, No One Stops Him
by Jay Hathaway
Darendukeslol
"You hit me with that you gonna lose your LIFE. That ain't bullshit."
What upset this kid—or "jit," in the parlance of our narrator—so much that he had to walk through a dollar store, aisle by aisle, and rip every affordably priced item off the shelves? Why was shorty going HAM in the Dollar General?
30 Dec 20:02
BBC Reporter Gets High as Fuck Filming in Front of an Opium Fire
by Gabrielle Bluestone
A BBC reporter delivered the giggling, high-as-fuck newscast of the year when he accidentally smoked the pile of burning heroin, opium, and hashish he was supposed to be reporting on.
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30 Dec 19:29
World's Greatest Toddler Loves Screaming the F-Word
by Gabrielle Bluestone
Because there's only one acceptable answer when your mean dad tries to get you to choose between mommy and Santa Claus.
30 Dec 19:27
Sir Patrick Stewart Isn't High Enough to Handle This
by Gabrielle Bluestone
The blessed union of Sir Patrick Stewart and Sunny Ozell has yielded yet another instant classic—40 seconds of Stewart silently coping with the worst Christmas hat ever manufactured.
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30 Dec 19:26
Watch Parents Learn Their Son Just Paid Off Their Mortgage for Christmas
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesThere's something in my eye.. excuse me..
Joe Riquelme built the popular iPhone video editing app Videoshop, and his project has been so successful that he was able to surprise his parents this Christmas by paying off their mortgage.
19 Dec 21:47
Radio Station Apologizes for Letting a DJ Get a Rimjob on the Air
by Jay Hathaway
DarendukesOh my...
Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest earlier this week, offering tickets to the giant EDM festival Mysteryland, and one lucky winner got hers by giving a DJ a rimjob live on air (here I'm employing an extremely loose definition of "lucky").