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Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Wear Bras
Darendukes"The results of an in-depth 15-year titty study."
"In summary: Don't wear a bra (HOT LADIES ONLY)."
Home Depot Customers Watch In Horror As Man Attempts to Saw Off His Own Arms
How You Can Use an Android Phone to Hijack (or Crash) a Plane from the Ground
DarendukesUh... What??
Girl Arrested for Faking Cancer and Spending Thousands in Donations on Heroin Habit
Darendukeslol
One in a Million: Stray Bullet from Shootout Gets Lodged In Man's Lucky Belt Buckle
DarendukesCool!
Supercut: Every Scene Where Someone is Facing Something Incredible (and Away From You)
Apple wasn't to blame for blocking Saga from iOS devices. Comixology apologizes.
Turns out we were all pointing fingers at the wrong party in the banning of Brian K. Vaughan's acclaimed comic Saga from Apple devices. (Including Vaughan himself.) Comixology, which distributes Saga on Android and iOS devices, has come forward and taken responsibility. And fixed the mess.
Dammit Jim! There Were No Stormtroopers in the Civil War!
Whisk Yourself Away Into the Faniverse!
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Thinking about Putin a caption on this? DO IT HERE!
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Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
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Tagged: gifs , bioshock infinite , comics , first-person shooter , bioshock Share on FacebookThis Is Why You Don't Give Bored Movie Theater Employees a Vague Order to Throw Away Expired Candy
The Netflix Arrested Development Posters Are Finally Here
Couple Spots Approaching Google Street View Car; Stops By the Side of the Road to Have Sex
DarendukesDukes Highway. Kick. Ass.
Hero Engineer Pulls Train's Emergency Brakes at the Last Minute, Saves Puppy Tied to the Tracks by Its Owner
DarendukesPoor old guy. I bet he used to tie dames to railroad tracks back in the 30's. You know, for a living.
Dementia sucks.
Google Fiber is officially coming to Austin, Texas
Hear that? It's Austin, being weird enough to add yet another reason to live within its city limits. As rumored, Google Fiber will be rolling down to one of Texas' most esteemed towns in the near future, joining the Kansas City, Kansas and Missouri metro as the only locales (so far) in the US of A offering the outfit's Fiber-based TV, phone and 1Gbps broadband services. Mum's the word on an exact rollout, but we'll update this post as we learn more.
Filed under: Internet, HD, Google
Source: Gig.U
This Is the Face Vladimir Putin Made When He Was Confronted by a Topless Protestor
DarendukesClick through for the GIF. He gives two thumbs up.
Apple Bans Upcoming Issue Of Comic For Featuring Gay Sex
Tomorrow’s Saga #12—the latest issue of Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples’ critically acclaimed series—won’t be available for purchase via comics-reading apps on the iPad or iPhone, because it contains images of gay sex.
First clip for This Is the End only strengthens our desire to see Hollywood sink into hilarious hell
Darendukes"I don't wanna die at James Franco's house!"
Sam Jackson Makes a Perfect Angry Klingon [T-Shirt]
Admit it. Samuel L. Jackson might be better as a Klingon than a Jedi. Then again, if Mace Windu was mixed with a little Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction, the prequels would have been a whole different beast.
Check out the uncensored shirt in the link below:
Product Page ($22)
Single Game of Thrones Fan Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike For Iron Throne Lovemaking
Single white female seeks a Robb Stark look-alike. There’s nothing too odd about that sentence. Richard Madden is easy on the eyes. But, it’s the internet. Nothing is simple.
A New Orleans resident posted an ad on Craigslist detailing exactly what she wants. She owns a replica of the Iron Throne (I assume the $30,000 one), and she wants to play out a fantasy in which she is Daenerys Targaryen and she senses something in Robb Stark and then makes love with him while upon the Iron Throne. You’d think that would get awfully stabby.
From the ad:
In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain – all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I’ve so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.
I’m guessing she’ll be dressed like Dany. Robb Stark look-alikes must provide their own costume.
Check out the entire ad after the break.
(Craigslist via TDD)