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11 Apr 18:34

Today nobody won

11 Apr 18:30

What is Barack Obama raughing at?

11 Apr 18:28

push

11 Apr 18:27

Neighbors dog dared me to start some shit today.

11 Apr 18:25

This is why I love the Simpsons.

11 Apr 18:23

Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Wear Bras

by Caity Weaver
Darendukes

"The results of an in-depth 15-year titty study."
"In summary: Don't wear a bra (HOT LADIES ONLY)."

Click here to read Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Wear Bras Across the course of history, French discoveries have proved invaluable to the field of science. Children still learn the stories of Louis Pasteur, who discovered that invisibly small bacteria spoil food and cause disease, and Marie Curie, who found and named the unseen power of radioactivity. Now there's one more name to add to the list of geniuses upending the world's assumptions : Professor Jean-Denis Rouillon, who has declared that bras make women's boobs saggy. More »
    


11 Apr 18:08

Home Depot Customers Watch In Horror As Man Attempts to Saw Off His Own Arms

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Home Depot Customers Watch In Horror As Man Attempts to Saw Off His Own Arms Customers at a Home Depot in West Covina, California, were unable to do a thing to stop a man determined to saw off his arms using tools he picked up in the store's aisles. More »
    


11 Apr 18:07

How You Can Use an Android Phone to Hijack (or Crash) a Plane from the Ground

by Max Read
Darendukes

Uh... What??

Click here to read How You Can Use an Android Phone to Hijack (or Crash) a Plane from the Ground If you've ever wanted to hijack a plane—but been prevented by your crippling fear of flying—you can now do it from the ground! All you need is an Android phone, a radio transmitter, flight management software, and some basic hacking skills, and you can control an entire passenger jet from the comfort of your living room. Not that you, uh, should! But you could. More »
    


11 Apr 18:03

Girl Arrested for Faking Cancer and Spending Thousands in Donations on Heroin Habit

by Adam Weinstein
Click here to read Girl Arrested for Faking Cancer and Spending Thousands in Donations on Heroin Habit Authorities in Suffolk County arrested 21-year-old Brittany Ozarowski for grand larceny Wednesday, alleging she methodically raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for unnecessary "cancer treatments" and used the proceeds to buy heroin. More »
    


11 Apr 17:51

One in a Million: Stray Bullet from Shootout Gets Lodged In Man's Lucky Belt Buckle

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Cool!

Click here to read One in a Million: Stray Bullet from Shootout Gets Lodged In Man's Lucky Belt Buckle Well, if it wasn't his lucky belt buckle before, it certainly is now. More »
    


10 Apr 21:54

Supercut: Every Scene Where Someone is Facing Something Incredible (and Away From You)

by Charlie Jane Anders

You might not have realized how common the "back to the camera" shot is, especially in science fiction and fantasy movies where people are facing a splendid vista. Until you watch this supercut, that is.

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10 Apr 21:52

Apple wasn't to blame for blocking Saga from iOS devices. Comixology apologizes.

by Charlie Jane Anders

Turns out we were all pointing fingers at the wrong party in the banning of Brian K. Vaughan's acclaimed comic Saga from Apple devices. (Including Vaughan himself.) Comixology, which distributes Saga on Android and iOS devices, has come forward and taken responsibility. And fixed the mess.

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10 Apr 21:46

Dammit Jim! There Were No Stormtroopers in the Civil War!

10 Apr 21:45

"It Means 'Exploring Soul' in Asian"

10 Apr 20:54

She's Really Putin Them On Display

She's Really Putin Them On Display

Thinking about Putin a caption on this? DO IT HERE!

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10 Apr 20:51

BioShock Infinite Appetite

BioShock Infinite Appetite

Get Over Here and Play a Video Game

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10 Apr 20:39

The average informercial

10 Apr 18:57

This Is Why You Don't Give Bored Movie Theater Employees a Vague Order to Throw Away Expired Candy

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read This Is Why You Don't Give Bored Movie Theater Employees a Vague Order to Throw Away Expired Candy More »
    


10 Apr 18:55

The Netflix Arrested Development Posters Are Finally Here

by Caity Weaver
Click here to read The Netflix <i>Arrested Development</i> Posters Are Finally Here There are just under two months left until Arrested Development comes Segwaying back into our lives on May 26. In the meantime, Netflix has released a series of character-based promo posters, cashing in on the fact that all it takes to whip AD fans into a frenzy is an image of denim cut-offs. More »
    


10 Apr 18:53

Couple Spots Approaching Google Street View Car; Stops By the Side of the Road to Have Sex

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Dukes Highway. Kick. Ass.

Click here to read Couple Spots Approaching Google Street View Car; Stops By the Side of the Road to Have Sex You're driving through South Australia along Dukes Highway, just down the road from Keith and District Motorcycle Club, when you suddenly spot the Google Street View car in the offing. More »
    


10 Apr 18:49

Hero Engineer Pulls Train's Emergency Brakes at the Last Minute, Saves Puppy Tied to the Tracks by Its Owner

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

Poor old guy. I bet he used to tie dames to railroad tracks back in the 30's. You know, for a living.
Dementia sucks.

Click here to read Hero Engineer Pulls Train's Emergency Brakes at the Last Minute, Saves Puppy Tied to the Tracks by Its Owner A quick-thinking train engineer is being credited with saving the life of a 10-month-old poodle-terrier mix who was tied to the tracks by his elderly owner. More »
    


10 Apr 01:29

Google Fiber is officially coming to Austin, Texas

by Darren Murph

Google Fiber is officially coming to Austin, Texas

Hear that? It's Austin, being weird enough to add yet another reason to live within its city limits. As rumored, Google Fiber will be rolling down to one of Texas' most esteemed towns in the near future, joining the Kansas City, Kansas and Missouri metro as the only locales (so far) in the US of A offering the outfit's Fiber-based TV, phone and 1Gbps broadband services. Mum's the word on an exact rollout, but we'll update this post as we learn more.

Filed under: Internet, HD, Google

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10 Apr 01:15

This Is the Face Vladimir Putin Made When He Was Confronted by a Topless Protestor

by Max Read
Darendukes

Click through for the GIF. He gives two thumbs up.

Click here to read This Is the Face Vladimir Putin Made When He Was Confronted by a Topless Protestor While visiting Germany today, Russian President Vladimir Putin was confronted by a topless protester from the organization Femen. This is the face he made in response. Here's a GIF: More »


09 Apr 22:16

Apple Bans Upcoming Issue Of Comic For Featuring Gay Sex

by Evan Narcisse

Tomorrow’s Saga #12—the latest issue of Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples’ critically acclaimed series—won’t be available for purchase via comics-reading apps on the iPad or iPhone, because it contains images of gay sex.

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09 Apr 22:13

Just throw the ball..

09 Apr 20:57

First clip for This Is the End only strengthens our desire to see Hollywood sink into hilarious hell

by Meredith Woerner
Darendukes

"I don't wanna die at James Franco's house!"

The more we see of Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen's post apocalyptic comedy This Is the End, the more excited we get. Any movie that makes fun of James Franco is aces in our book.

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09 Apr 20:16

Gizmo the Rebel Cat

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09 Apr 19:58

Sam Jackson Makes a Perfect Angry Klingon [T-Shirt]

by Amy Ratcliffe

Klingon-Tee-top

Admit it. Samuel L. Jackson might be better as a Klingon than a Jedi. Then again, if Mace Windu was mixed with a little Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction, the prequels would have been a whole different beast.

Check out the uncensored shirt in the link below:

Product Page ($22)

    


09 Apr 19:03

Read what happens when Astronauts poop their pants in space

by Meredith Woerner

When you poop in space, everyone screams.

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09 Apr 18:17

Single Game of Thrones Fan Seeks Robb Stark Look-Alike For Iron Throne Lovemaking

by Amy Ratcliffe

Robb Stark

Single white female seeks a Robb Stark look-alike. There’s nothing too odd about that sentence. Richard Madden is easy on the eyes. But, it’s the internet. Nothing is simple.

A New Orleans resident posted an ad on Craigslist detailing exactly what she wants. She owns a replica of the Iron Throne (I assume the $30,000 one), and she wants to play out a fantasy in which she is Daenerys Targaryen and she senses something in Robb Stark and then makes love with him while upon the Iron Throne. You’d think that would get awfully stabby.

From the ad:

In my fantasy, I am Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, and Rightful Heir to the Iron Throne and the Seven Kingdoms. After crossing the Narrow Sea and defeating the forces of Westeros, it is within my power and right to slay all of those who betrayed my family and denied me my rightful place for so many years. The most vile enemies of house Targaryen, House Stark and House Baratheon must pay the highest price. All of those who fought against the Mother of Dragons are slain – all except one. When I come to Robb Stark, out eyes lock and something moves inside of me. I realize I need to have him, want him, and I can tell he is thinking the same. I order my guards to throw him in the dungeon and later that night, I have him brought to me, in the throne room. There, on the Iron Throne I’ve so recently won, I make wild and passionate love with him, repeatedly.

I’m guessing she’ll be dressed like Dany. Robb Stark look-alikes must provide their own costume.

Check out the entire ad after the break.

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(Craigslist via TDD)