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27 Aug 21:59

Kids, don’t try this at home. Or try it, whatever.



Kids, don’t try this at home. Or try it, whatever.

23 Apr 23:14

Nike should get this shirt off the shelves

Darendukes

Is this actually real?

23 Apr 21:16

Twin Liquors raided by the feds

by Newsroom

The headquarters of Twin Liquors, one of the largest liquor store chains in Texas, has been raided by federal agents.  Texas Alcohol Beverage Commision Assistant Chief Dexter Jones confirmed to Newsradio KLBJ that they are engaged in a joint investigation that includes the IRS, FBI and the Texas Comptroller's office.  No other details are being released at this time.  The company's stores appear to remain open.

 

22 Apr 22:38

From now on when people ask me why I'm a stripper, I'm just going to show them this picture (one day of work- 1130am to 3am)

Darendukes

>$3000.
~15 hours of work.
Not bad at all.

19 Apr 13:25

New Sexy Star Wars Costumes For Halloween

by Geek Girl Diva

sexy pilot

If you like your Star Wars sexy, Costume Craze has some new sexy Star Wars costumes.

Granted, I think a girl in full Trooper armor is sexier, but this is more cost effective and probably quicker in a pinch.

See more after the break.

sexy vader

sexy trooper

sexy boba

These costumes are available for pre-order now with shipping slated for later this summer.

Product Pages: Sexy Vader / Sexy Stormtrooper / Sexy Boba Fett / Sexy X-Wing Pilot ($63.79)

    


19 Apr 02:34

Iranian News Agency Claims Local Scientist Invented Time Machine, Then Pulls Report After Everyone Makes Fun of It

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Click here to read Iranian News Agency Claims Local Scientist Invented Time Machine, Then Pulls Report After Everyone Makes Fun of It News from Iran about a Tehrani scientist who claimed to have invented a "time traveling machine" capable of seeing into people's five-year-plan with 98% accuracy made headlines yesterday in nearly every country besides Iran. More »
    


19 Apr 02:33

So true :)

19 Apr 02:29

Say this sentence with emphasis on a different word every time. 7 meanings!

19 Apr 02:27

For future reference.

Darendukes

♥ Ha! It works! ♠

19 Apr 02:05

My mom teaches first grade and posted this to her facebook this morning

Darendukes

For all our teacher friends.

19 Apr 02:03

PSY Releases a New Single, Worming Into Our Collective Consciousness Forever

Darendukes

So it's a video of PSY being a dick.
And he think he's saying "I'm a motherfucking gentleman."

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: gangnam style , psy , Video Share on Facebook
18 Apr 23:27

Japan, We Need to Talk...

Japan, We Need to Talk...

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kids toys , knives , Japan , Parenting FAILS Share on Facebook
18 Apr 22:01

An Eye-Catching Dead Space Necromorph Tattoo

by Amy Ratcliffe
Darendukes

For Eric.

deadspace-tatt

There are cool Dead Space tattoos, and then there are ones with a double-headed necromorph. This ink belongs to Triangular Vision and though having reanimated corpses on my skin would freak me out, she makes it work.

Check out a couple more photos after the break.

deadspace-tatt2

deadspace-tatt3

(Triangular Vision via OW)

    


18 Apr 21:57

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17 Apr 22:33

Fostered for 5 weeks, returned to adoption centre, cried myself home, and drove back to adopt him. Meet Gin!

Darendukes

OMG WANT

17 Apr 22:32

My mother is coming to visit today, and look what my long distance boyfriend left behind from the weekend...he has the key.

17 Apr 22:30

Fantastic Female Daryl Dixon Cosplay

by Geek Girl Diva

female daryl dixon

Leeanna Vamp as Daryl Dixon at Wondercon 2013

(via Flickr)

    


17 Apr 22:25

Texas Teacher Denies Fondling First-Grader, Says She's Too Racist to Molest a Black Student

by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes

That is one of the most unique defenses I've ever heard.

Click here to read Texas Teacher Denies Fondling First-Grader, Says She's Too Racist to Molest a Black Student A Texas prep school teacher who stands accused of molesting a black first grade student claims she's completely innocent. More »
    


17 Apr 22:17

I thought someone stole my tent, until I looked up'

17 Apr 22:16

What does a 150 year old Bonsai look like?

17 Apr 22:14

bulgarian men in babugeri costumes, used in pagan rituals.

17 Apr 19:27

Every Day is Exactly the Same

Every Day is Exactly the Same

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: copy pasta , IRL , public transportation Share on Facebook
17 Apr 19:11

BioShock Infinite hides Shakespeare quotes in Possession Vigor

by Jessica Conditt
Darendukes

For Eric.


Shakespeare quotes hidden in BioShock Infinite
How to transform a Shakespeare soliloquy from a gorgeous ballad of love and loss into the chilling stuff of nightmares:
  1. Whisper it
  2. Play it backward
BioShock Infinite features hidden dialogue in its Possession Vigor, both in the scene where players first encounter the stuff, and when it's used to possess enemies. It's a line from Romeo and Juliet, played backward and whispered: "Come, gentle night, come, loving, black-brow'd [night] / Give me my Romeo; and, when he shall die / Take him and cut him out in little stars."

JoystiqBioShock Infinite hides Shakespeare quotes in Possession Vigor originally appeared on Joystiq on Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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17 Apr 18:52

Oh Hello There, Mr. Garage

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: garage , cars , driving , crash , fail nation , Video Share on Facebook
17 Apr 18:24

This is mine. Sort of.

17 Apr 18:19

BEST. GIF. OF ALL TIME.

17 Apr 18:14

Bring Another Smurf

Darendukes

lol Bring me another smurf!!!

17 Apr 18:09

Good guy Lingo.

Darendukes

Amazing!

17 Apr 18:07

My all white cat rolled around in sidewalk chalk.

17 Apr 18:06

Started fostering kittens yesterday, this guy tuckered himself out playing with his siblings