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Twin Liquors raided by the feds
The headquarters of Twin Liquors, one of the largest liquor store chains in Texas, has been raided by federal agents. Texas Alcohol Beverage Commision Assistant Chief Dexter Jones confirmed to Newsradio KLBJ that they are engaged in a joint investigation that includes the IRS, FBI and the Texas Comptroller's office. No other details are being released at this time. The company's stores appear to remain open.
From now on when people ask me why I'm a stripper, I'm just going to show them this picture (one day of work- 1130am to 3am)
Darendukes>$3000.
~15 hours of work.
Not bad at all.
New Sexy Star Wars Costumes For Halloween
If you like your Star Wars sexy, Costume Craze has some new sexy Star Wars costumes.
Granted, I think a girl in full Trooper armor is sexier, but this is more cost effective and probably quicker in a pinch.
See more after the break.
These costumes are available for pre-order now with shipping slated for later this summer.
Product Pages: Sexy Vader / Sexy Stormtrooper / Sexy Boba Fett / Sexy X-Wing Pilot ($63.79)
Iranian News Agency Claims Local Scientist Invented Time Machine, Then Pulls Report After Everyone Makes Fun of It
My mom teaches first grade and posted this to her facebook this morning
DarendukesFor all our teacher friends.
PSY Releases a New Single, Worming Into Our Collective Consciousness Forever
DarendukesSo it's a video of PSY being a dick.
And he think he's saying "I'm a motherfucking gentleman."
An Eye-Catching Dead Space Necromorph Tattoo
DarendukesFor Eric.
There are cool Dead Space tattoos, and then there are ones with a double-headed necromorph. This ink belongs to Triangular Vision and though having reanimated corpses on my skin would freak me out, she makes it work.
Check out a couple more photos after the break.
(Triangular Vision via OW)
Fostered for 5 weeks, returned to adoption centre, cried myself home, and drove back to adopt him. Meet Gin!
DarendukesOMG WANT
Texas Teacher Denies Fondling First-Grader, Says She's Too Racist to Molest a Black Student
DarendukesThat is one of the most unique defenses I've ever heard.
BioShock Infinite hides Shakespeare quotes in Possession Vigor
DarendukesFor Eric.
How to transform a Shakespeare soliloquy from a gorgeous ballad of love and loss into the chilling stuff of nightmares:
- Whisper it
- Play it backward
BioShock Infinite hides Shakespeare quotes in Possession Vigor originally appeared on Joystiq on Tue, 16 Apr 2013 01:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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