Darendukes
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17 Jun 18:35
So yeh, after a night out he decided to pitch a tent, then in the morning we found this...
17 Jun 18:20
Miss Utah USA Gives Worst Pageant Answer Since Miss South Carolina
by Timothy Burke on Deadspin, shared by Taylor Berman to Gawker
DarendukesWhat you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Question: "A recent report shows that in 40 percent of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does this say about society?"
    
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17 Jun 17:51
Hey, That's Dangerous! Tracer Rounds Skipping Over Water
by khz
DarendukesThat is badass.
Pew pew pew and a ratta tat tat. Watch this dude machine gun out a handful of tracer rounds over a lake at night lauching phosphorus (or magnesium) loaded bullets into the woods.
Worth the danger? SURE... it looks like fireworks and I would risk ALL LIFE ON EARTH for fireworks.
14 Jun 22:13
Kmart Swears It Had Nothing To Do with This Really Racist Ad for Kmart
by Neetzan Zimmerman
Kmart's Twitter account is being flooded with angry tweets from customers demanding an explanation for the blatantly racist ad it released this week.
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14 Jun 00:36
The Most EPIC Board Game of All Time: Risky Settlers Knights and Allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth: Pandemic Edition [Video]
by Geeks are Sexy
Risky Settlers Knights and Allies of the Lords of Dominion of Earth: Pandemic Edition? WANT! :)
13 Jun 23:42
When you pony up for the appropriately titled Helicopter Sniper Adventure near Denton, Texas, you get "the ultimate opportunity to test and challenge your marksmanship skills as you fly through various obstacles while shooting from a Helicopter!" [ more › ]
You Can Now Pay $795 To Shoot A Gun From A Helicopter
by Aleksander Chan
When you pony up for the appropriately titled Helicopter Sniper Adventure near Denton, Texas, you get "the ultimate opportunity to test and challenge your marksmanship skills as you fly through various obstacles while shooting from a Helicopter!" [ more › ]
13 Jun 21:16
The Most Hardcore Lunchables Commercial Ever
by khz
Lunch announcements are PRIME TIME. Entertain me.
Lunchables... my favorite is the ham and cheese with the vanilla cookies. They go perfectly with gaming, beer and dealing with the police. Watch this video as loud as you can. The lip synch at the end is amazing.
13 Jun 21:14
'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye
by Neetzan Zimmerman
Darendukes"Apparently the act of licking someone's eyeball is considered the next "base" after French kissing."
WTF Japan...
A Japanese website has finally exposed the real reason why so many Japanese kids have been showing up at school wearing eye patches: They've contracted pink eye after engaging in the intimate act known as "eyeball licking."
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13 Jun 21:02
The Absolute Bloody Best Softcore Porn Dialog In Motion Picture History
by Neetzan Zimmerman
DarendukesVilliams!
The Internet is going nuts today for some lost-and-found footage from a very-little-known South Indian softcore porn film.
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13 Jun 20:56
Child Cries After Expecting to Meet Iron Man, Getting RDJ Instead
by Neetzan Zimmerman
Little Jaxson Denno was fully expecting to hang out with The Invincible Iron Man when his mom told him Tony Stark was shooting a movie in his neck of the woods.
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12 Jun 19:49
What's the Statute of Limitations on Responses?
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12 Jun 19:24
This Japanese KFC Website Might Make You Feel Sick
by Brian Ashcraft
Darendukeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1BtOcVO_Ot0
And now I'm insane.
Nothing like creating fast food websites that can make your customers feel ill! Warning: this post contains imagery that actually might make you dizzy or sick.
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12 Jun 18:27
The Ultra Limited Wendy's 9 Patty 'T-Rex' Cheeseburger
by khz
How would you like to stuff 9 delicious square meat patties courtesy of Wendy'?!?! ME TOO PAL. Well, if you live in Brandon, Canada... You are in luck. It was unofficially added to the menu for a reasonable price of $21.99. Apparently, it has some weird old Sports Illustrated origin story.. but I don't care. I don't care 9 times over.
GIVE ME THE REDHEAD AND I WILL TAKE TWO TO GO.
12 Jun 18:15
This is exciting! The owners of the aquariums in Portland and Boise, Idaho are prepping to open the Austin Aquarium in the space formerly occupied by Lacks Furniture in northeast Austin by the end of the year. [ more › ]
Austin Is Getting An Aquarium!
by Aleksander Chan
DarendukesIt's up north too! Right by the comic shop!
This is exciting! The owners of the aquariums in Portland and Boise, Idaho are prepping to open the Austin Aquarium in the space formerly occupied by Lacks Furniture in northeast Austin by the end of the year. [ more › ]
11 Jun 22:48
Do different kinds of alcohol get you different kinds of drunk?
by Robert T. Gonzalez
DarendukesThe answer is no.
When your friend gets tipsy and starts rambling about how tequila turns her into a savage party monster, and then your other friend vehemently calls bullshit, calmly put your hands up and say this: "Friends. Please. I got this." And then explain to them what I'm about to explain to you.
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