A fantastic cartoon by artist Kerry Callen:
Btw, the objects on the bottom of page 1 are all from actual Batman stories; Detective Comics #244, Detective Comics #235, Detective Comics #241, respectively. (Disrespectively?)
[Source: Kerry Callen]
Click This Link for the Full Post > Batman Has a Hoarding Problem [Comic]
An Oklahoma woman allegedly attempted to stab her neighbor Monday afternoon, reportedly shouting, “Do you want to die?” as she did so. When police asked the woman about the the attempted stabbing, she replied: "I had sex with my cat and everyone knows."
    
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NYC-based sketch comedy group The Bilderbergers kick off their new Kickstarter satire comedy series "Thingstarter" with an absurd proposal to create miniature diapers for "the tip."
Submitted by: Unknown (via YouTube)
DarendukesMust watch this video with sound on.
The toy consists of a heavy, thick chrome plated steel disk, a slightly concave, mirrored base, and holographic magnetic stickers which can be placed on the disk. The disk, when spun on the mirror, exhibits a spinning/rolling motion (or spolling, a blend of “spin” and “roll”), slowly moving through different rates and types of motion before coming to rest – for example, the precession rate of the axis of symmetry accelerates as the disk spins down. Euler’s Disk has an optimized aspect ratio and a precision polished, slightly rounded edge to maximize the spinning/rolling time. A coin spun on a table, as with any disk spun on a relatively flat surface, exhibits essentially the same type of motion, but is normally more constrained in the length of time before stopping. The Disk provides a more effective demonstration of the phenomenon than more commonly found items. [Wikipedia]
Obviously, this can be good news or GREAT NEWS to some people out there, but apparenly the average pecker length (when bonerfied) of American men has been scientifically calculated to be 5.6 inches.
*break out the rulers and get to it*
"In the new study, Debby Herbenick, a researcher at Indiana University, and her colleagues asked 1,661 men to measure their penis's length and girth for the purposes of fitting for a condom."
Another interesting fact was that... "The smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long."
Thanks go to Jonathan for the hot tip that is rumored to be at least 14 inches from the base.
/me shivers
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A New York-based temple devoted to encouraging "benevolence and empathy among all people" through the teachings of Satan traveled over the weekend to the Mississippi gravesite of Catherine Idalette Johnston, late mother of Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps Jr., in order to perform a same-sex ceremony aimed at turning Johnston's spirit gay.
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That's right. GWAR has their own BEER. It is making itself known at the Gwar B-Q.
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"Slave Pit Inc are proud to present the Sickest Summer Slaughter-Fest of this or any Summer. Booze, Bands, BBQ, Events, Water Park, Raffles, Giveaways, Guest Celebrities, and More."
Real armor might not be comfortable to wear, but these incredible leggings are a different story. They’re available in a variety of styles and colors so you can get everything from medieval armor to futuristic bionics. Each pair is hand-printed on polyester/spandex fabric with a brushed finish so they’re super soft on your skin.
See more leggings after the break…
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DarendukesHooray for indulgences!
In a #blessed attempt to up his Twitter game, Pope Francis is now granting "time off purgatory" to anyone who follows @Pontifex during Catholic World Youth Day, a week-long event held in Rio de Janeiro.
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Whoops. A group of deer hunters constructing deer blinds in Madisonville (near College Station) came upon a field of 18,400 marijuana plants. [ more › ]
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Austin parks seem like a safe place to take your kids, but you might get more than you bargained for.
Police are doing what they can, but they say they’re having a hard time stopping the problem of public lewdness in our local parks. APD officer Eric Bauer say it happens every day of the year.
Bauer says it happens in every park in the city, as well as bathrooms at the mall, bathrooms at other retail locations, and even right out on park trails. And while it typically involves married men acting out their seceret homosexual fantasies, Bauer say women are occasionally involved as well.
DarendukesWorth a click-through to watch the clips.
With The Daily Show and The Colbert Report on hiatus for the last two weeks, many things that desperately needed to be said about current events in this country went tragically unsaid.
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DarendukesLoved this game 25 years ago.
DarendukesI love this kinda shit. Like when that contest got rigged to send Pit Bull to that Walmart in Alaska.
If the Internet has one hard-and-fast rule, it's this: If you're hosting a contest involving Taylor Swift, prepare to have that contest's results rigged by trolls.
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Go ahead and add "indoors" to the list of places where you could get struck by lightning at any moment.
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Drug enforcement officials stopped a North Korean vessel on its way through the Panama Canal Monday, only to find sophisticated missile material "hidden in a consignment of sugar."
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If you visit the Jack of All Trades website you’ll quickly see that their nerdy t-shirt designs are on another level. Plus they donate part of each online sale to local Children’s charities. Bottom line is that JOAT is one of our favorite clothing merchants.
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