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29 Oct 01:09

This Pug Dressed As Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball Is The Best Costume Of All Time

Philip.paulsson

Best Miley costume EVER!

Tottie the pug won $25,000 in a PetCo Halloween costume, proving that yes, pugs will ALWAYS win at Halloween.

This is Tottie. She's a pug from Madison, Wisc. and her fabulous costume just won her owner McKenna $25,000.

This is Tottie. She's a pug from Madison, Wisc. and her fabulous costume just won her owner McKenna $25,000.

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After 696 votes, Tottie was crowned the winner of PetCo's grand prize!

After 696 votes, Tottie was crowned the winner of PetCo 's grand prize!

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Looking to do your own version of Tottie's award winning costume? McKenna has instructions on how to put it together on her blog.

Looking to do your own version of Tottie's award winning costume? McKenna has instructions on how to put it together on her blog .

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an old Barbie doll
polyester fiberfil
1/2-1 yard dark grey fabric (depending on dog size)
scissors
needle and thread
Length of chain
A dog that is fine and dandy with wearing awesome costumes


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28 Oct 18:47

This Newly Discovered "Star Wars" Blooper Reel Is Amazing

Outtakes from the filming of Star Wars: A New Hope have been discovered and posted online.

This glorious compilation of outtakes was recently discovered amidst the Lucasfilm archives. (FYI: There's no sound on the first few clips — this isn't an error.)

Highlights include stumbling Stormtroopers...

Highlights include stumbling Stormtroopers...

Ellie Hall / BuzzFeed / Via youtube.com

Stumbling soldiers...

Stumbling soldiers...

Ellie Hall / BuzzFeed / Via youtube.com

An annoyed Alec Guinness...

An annoyed Alec Guinness...

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27 Oct 19:25

Amazing Freeride Mountain Biker POV May Cause Barfing

It’s also really cool, though.

What you are about to see is Kelly McGarry's silver medal run at the 2013 Red Bull Rampage — an invitation-only competition for freeride mountain bikers.

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Here he is starting things off at what we can only assume is the tippy-top of a steep mountain.

As you can see, the path is super narrow.

And the sides of the mountain are used as ramps because HE IS FUCKING CRAZY!


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25 Oct 15:40

14 Undeniable Reasons Why Whipped Cream Is Atrocious

Philip.paulsson

Totally agree with all of this.

Heavy cream, vanilla extract, and sugar never tasted so horrible.

It looks like cloud vomit.

It looks like cloud vomit.

And makes me vomit just thinking about it.

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It is way too sweet.

It is way too sweet.

Why add something extra sweet to something already sweet, like pumpkin pie? Oh, because you're wrong, that's why.

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Or, it's not sweet enough.

Or, it's not sweet enough.

Really, you're going to ruin my sundae AND taste like nothing, whipped cream? Thanks, but no thanks.

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It ruins hot chocolate.

It ruins hot chocolate.

Hot chocolate is perfect as is, no need screwing it up with the monstrosity that is whipped cream. All it will do is melt into a sickly sweet oil slick. Yuck.

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25 Oct 12:51

A Guide To Including Bourbon In 100% Of Your Thanksgiving Meal

Priorities.

We'll start off easy: Mix up a cozy bourbon cider cocktail for everyone.

We'll start off easy: Mix up a cozy bourbon cider cocktail for everyone.

With ginger beer too! Get the recipe.

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Needless to say, the turkey should be liberally doused in bourbon before (and during) roasting.

Needless to say, the turkey should be liberally doused in bourbon before (and during) roasting.

Recipe: Apple-Bourbon Turkey And Gravy

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The cranberry sauce alone should get you tipsy.

The cranberry sauce alone should get you tipsy.

Recipe: Kentucky Bourbon Cranberry Sauce

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25 Oct 05:03

21 Awesome Dog Breeds You've Never Heard Of And Need To Know About Immediately

Philip.paulsson

I'll take two Czechoslovakian Vlcaks please.

You don’t see these guys at the dog park every day.

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24 Oct 13:39

This Video Will Make You Want A Glow-In-The-Dark Baby

Philip.paulsson

So cute!

This dad made an LED suit for his baby daughter for halloween. Why can’t all babies be LED babies?

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24 Oct 12:14

Plants vs. Zombies 2 shambles its way to Android devices worldwide

by Jon Fingas
Philip.paulsson

YES! Though I would rather play it on my PC I think.

After brief test runs in Australia and New Zealand, EA and PopCap have released Plants vs. Zombies 2 for Android users worldwide. The new version is virtually identical to the iOS game released this summer, letting players fend off the undead hordes on both phones and tablets. The biggest change ...
23 Oct 17:42

This Amputee's Halloween Costumes Are Better Than Yours

Aged nine, Josh Sundquist was diagnosed with cancer and had his leg amputated. Since then he’s become a Paralympic skier, and has learnt that when life gives you lemons, dress up as a flamingo.

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2012.

2012.

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23 Oct 16:43

Time to updateyour retirement plans Farkers; Researchers have discovered a way to convert fat cells to liver cells [Spiffy]

23 Oct 15:23

The Scary Awesome Ads Of 13th Street

Philip.paulsson

These are pretty good.

The European horror/suspense TV channel has produced some superb advertising in recent years.

"The Art of Frightening." Brilliant campaign by Germany's Jung von Matt.

"The Art of Frightening." Brilliant campaign by Germany's Jung von Matt.

Via adsoftheworld.com

Via adsoftheworld.com

Via adsoftheworld.com

Two IKEA-riffing ads via Spain. Ad agency: Shackleton, Madrid, Spain.

Two IKEA-riffing ads via Spain. Ad agency: Shackleton, Madrid, Spain.

Via adsoftheworld.com


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23 Oct 15:21

13 Things Benedict Cumberbatch Looks Like

Hmmmmmmm.

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23 Oct 15:18

We Finally Have Conclusive Evidence That Dogs Are Better Than Cats

Philip.paulsson

I love that one of the photos just has a small dog stealing a bed from a bigger dog instead of a cat.

Specifically that cats are mean, conniving thieves, while dogs are blameless and loveable. Glad we can put this debate to rest, folks. H/t.

Cats might seem small and harmless compared to their canine counterparts, but don't be fooled.

Cats might seem small and harmless compared to their canine counterparts, but don't be fooled.

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Contrary to what Cartoon Network taught us, they are the real bullies of the animal kingdom.

Contrary to what Cartoon Network taught us, they are the real bullies of the animal kingdom.

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And their latest bullying tactic is crueler than ever.

And their latest bullying tactic is crueler than ever.

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They're stealing dogs' beds!

They're stealing dogs' beds!

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14 Oct 15:57

26 Google Searches That Reveal The Ridiculous Stereotypes We Hold

Philip.paulsson

Oh no! Do you guys all call me squarehead behind my back??

“Are Koreans really Chinese?” and other important queries. Search location set to United States of America.

Chinese: White, rude, Asian, and smart!

Chinese: White, rude, Asian, and smart!

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Swedes: Tall, square-headed, happy, tan.

Swedes: Tall, square-headed, happy, tan.

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14 Oct 15:56

This Burger With A Bun Made Of Fried Mac-And-Cheese Is The Most Beautiful Thing In The Whole World

Hello darkness, my old friend.

The beautiful geniuses at Rockit Burger Bar in Chicago have come up with their own version of a ramen burger: the Mac Attack Burger.

The beautiful geniuses at Rockit Burger Bar in Chicago have come up with their own version of a ramen burger: the Mac Attack Burger.

Facebook: RockitWrigley

Ugh, the ramen burger? Look at this pretentious hipster nightmare.

Ugh, the ramen burger? Look at this pretentious hipster nightmare.

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Compare that to the mighty Mac Attack Burger. Apparently, it comes slathered in sriracha ketchup.

Compare that to the mighty Mac Attack Burger. Apparently, it comes slathered in sriracha ketchup.

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14 Oct 11:45

Congressional Aides Withholding Sex Until Budget Compromise Is Reached

WASHINGTON—As the shutdown of the federal government enters its second week, with legislators on both sides of the aisle having so far failed to bring a resolution to the negotiating table, sources confirmed Tuesday that Washington’s congressi...
    






14 Oct 11:44

Here's Julian Assange's Pissed Off Letter To Benedict Cumberbatch

Philip.paulsson

Not sure I'd describe this letter as "pissed off". More like "reasonable and actually quite friendly to Mr. Cumberbatch".

Cumberbatch plays the Wikileaks founder in The Fifth Estate . As this missive makes clear, Assange is not happy with the film.

Handout / Reuters

Date: Tue, 15 Jan 2013
From: Julian Assange
To: Benedict Cumberbatch
Subject: Message from Assange

Dear Benedict,

Thank you for trying to contact me. It is the first approach by anyone from the Dreamworks production to me or WikiLeaks.

My assistants communicated your request to me, and I have given it a lot of thought and examined your previous work, which I am fond of.

I think I would enjoy meeting you.

The bond that develops between an actor and a living subject is significant.

If the film reaches distribution we will forever be correlated in the public imagination. Our paths will be forever entwined. Each of us will be granted standing to comment on the other for many years to come and others will compare our characters and trajectories.

But I must speak directly.

I hope that you will take such directness as a mark of respect, and not as an unkindness.

I believe you are a good person, but I do not believe that this film is a good film.

I do not believe it is going to be positive for me or the people I care about.

I believe that it is going to be overwhelmingly negative for me and the people I care about.

It is based on a deceitful book by someone who has a vendetta against me and my organisation.

In other circumstances this vendetta may have gone away, but our conflict with the United States government and the establishment press has created a patronage and commissioning market – powerful, if unpopular – for works and comments that are harmful to us.

There are dozens of positive books about WikiLeaks, but Dreamworks decided
to base its script only on the most toxic. So toxic is the first book selected by Dreamworks that it is distributed to US military bases as a mechanism to discourage military personnel from communicating with us. Its author is publicly known to be involved in the Dreamworks production in an ongoing capacity.

Dreamworks' second rights purchase is the next most toxic, biased book. Published and written by people we have had a bitter contractual dispute with for years, whose hostility is well known. Neither of these two books were the first to be published and there are many independent authors who have written positive or neutral books, all of whom Dreamworks ignored.

Dreamworks has based its entire production on the two most discredited books on the market.

I know the film intends to depict me and my work in a negative light.

I believe it will distort events and subtract from public understanding.

It does not seek to simplify, clarify or distil the truth, but rather it seeks to bury it.

It will resurrect and amplify defamatory stories which were long ago shown
to be false.

—-

My organisation and I are the targets of political adversary from the United States government and its closest allies.

The United States government has engaged almost every instrument of its justice and intelligence system to pursue—in its own words—a 'whole of government' investigation of 'unprecedented scale and nature' into WikiLeaks under draconian espionage laws. Our alleged sources are facing their entire lives in the US prison system. Two are already in it. Another one is detained in Sweden.

Feature films are the most powerful and insidious shapers of public perception, because they fly under the radar of conscious exclusion.

This film is going to bury good people doing good work, at exactly the time that the state is coming down on their heads.

It is going to smother the truthful version of events, at a time when the truth is most in demand.

As justification it will claim to be fiction, but it is not fiction. It is distorted truth about living people doing battle with titanic opponents. It is a work of political opportunism, influence, revenge and, above all, cowardice.

It seeks to ride on the back of our work, our reputation and our struggles.

It seeks to cut our strength with weakness. To cut affection with exploitation. To cut diligence with paranoia. To cut loyalty with naivety. To cut principle with hypocrisy. And above all, to cut the truth with lies.

The film's many distortions buttress what the prosecution will argue. Has argued. Is arguing. In my case, and in that of others. These cases will continue for years.

The studio that is producing the film is not a vulnerable or weak party.

Dreamworks' free speech rights are not in jeopardy – ours are.

Dreamworks is an extremely wealthy organisation, with ties to powerful interests in the US government.

I must therefore question the choices and motives behind it: the opportunism, fears and mundanity; the unwritten rules of film financing and distribution in the United States; the cringe against doing something useful and brave.

I believe that you are a decent person, who would not naturally wish to harm good people in dire situations.

—-

You will be used, as a hired gun, to assume the appearance of the truth in order to assassinate it. To present me as someone morally compromised and to place me in a falsified history. To create a work, not of fiction, but of debased truth.

Not because you want to, of course you don't, but because, in the end, you are a jobbing actor who gets paid to follow the script, no matter how debauched.

Your skills play into the hands of people who are out to remove me and WikiLeaks from the world.

I believe that you should reconsider your involvement in this enterprise.

Consider the consequences of your cooperation with a project that vilifies and marginalises a living political refugee to the benefit of an entrenched, corrupt and dangerous state.

Consider the consequences to people who may fall into harm because of this film.

Many will fight against history being blackwashed in this way. It is a collective history now, involving millions of people, because millions have opened their eyes as a result of our work and the attempts to destroy us.

I believe you are well intentioned but surely you can see why it is a bad idea for me to meet with you.

By meeting with you, I would validate this wretched film, and endorse the talented, but debauched, performance that the script will force you to give.

I cannot permit this film any claim to authenticity or truthfulness. In its current form it has neither, and doing so would only further aid the campaign against me.

It is contrary to my interests, and to those of my organisation, and I thank you for your offer, and what I am sure is your genuine intent, but I must, with inexpressible regret, turn it down.

Julian Assange

Via wikileaks.org


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14 Oct 11:42

4 Ways Companies Are Trying to Start Christmas Already

Philip.paulsson

When the government starts back up, its first order of business should be to dismantle any company that plays xmas music, shows a xmas ad, or does anything remotely xmas-ey before Thanksgiving is over.

By David Christopher Bell  Published: October 10th, 2013  We get why companies like to start shoving Christmas down our throats in early November instead of five days before it actually happens. But this year, Christmas is going to break into your house and kidnap your children. Yes, businesses decided that
11 Oct 17:47

"What Does The Fox Say?" Is Even Better Live

Philip.paulsson

Yesssss. I still love it.

Ylvis performed their viral hit “The Fox” on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and it was peeer-per-per-per-per-per-per-perperperfect.

For the first time ever on late night TV, the Norwegian comedy troupe Ylvis performed "The Fox."

Let's take a look at the highlights...

Let's take a look at the highlights...

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When it started and you realized it wasn't going to be some boring stage performance.

When it started and you realized it wasn't going to be some boring stage performance.

When that grandpa got really enthusiastic about bedtime stories.

When that grandpa got really enthusiastic about bedtime stories.


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09 Oct 12:07

Samsung's curved smartphone is the Galaxy Round, launches in Korea tomorrow (video)

by Mat Smith
Samsung's concave phone is very much real, and after being teased in leaks hours earlier, SK Telecom has announced it'll launch the Galaxy Round on its network as soon as tomorrow. The device's highlight is obviously the gently curved 1080p 5.7-inch OLED screen, and Samsung is also promising a melee ...
09 Oct 09:25

Which Disney Villain Are You?

Philip.paulsson

I'm Jafar, woo!

Because let’s face it: Princesses are boring.

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09 Oct 09:22

George RR Martin comes up with new procrastination scheme [Interesting]

Philip.paulsson

Damnit George, just finish the dang books before you up and die already!

07 Oct 18:42

HBO brings its brand of 'not TV' to Google Play for a la carte purchase

by Joseph Volpe
Philip.paulsson

Fucking finally!

If you're not an HBO subscriber and you don't know someone who's willing to give you their HBO Go login credentials, then you're pretty much locked out of the pay cabler's walled original content garden. But as of today, HBO's granting access to seven of its most popular series via Google Play. ...
07 Oct 15:57

American Apparel Now Selling A $32 "Period Power" T-Shirt

Menstrual blood features prominently in the printed tee. So, you know, pretty NSFW.

New for sale at American Apparel: the "Period Power Washed Tee."

New for sale at American Apparel: the "Period Power Washed Tee."

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04 Oct 19:07

Internet Not Quite Done Milking Cory Monteith’s Death For All It Worth

WASHINGTON—Saying that there’s “still a little juice left in that lemon,” content producers across the internet announced Friday that they aren’t quite done milking Cory Monteith’s death for all it’s worth.
    






04 Oct 13:57

Home brew kit makes beer in 3.5 hours? We'll never go to the bar again What do you mean it takes a week to ferment? [Cool]

Philip.paulsson

I know what I want for xmas!

03 Oct 19:26

American Voices: Government Shutdown Begins

With the House of Representatives unwilling to pass a budget without defunding the Affordable Care Act, and the Senate unwilling to accept such a demand, the United States government entered its first partial shutdown in 17 years at midnight.
    






03 Oct 16:46

16 Mind-Blowing Facts About "Game Of Thrones"

Philip.paulsson

When does this start again!? I can't wait!

Westeros is even more rich and complex than you thought!

After losing a bet, George R.R. Martin had to add a character to A Dance with Dragons named Sir Patrek of King's Mountain. The character's heraldry looks like the Dallas Cowboy's logo, and he was killed by giants within the story.

After losing a bet, George R.R. Martin had to add a character to A Dance with Dragons named Sir Patrek of King's Mountain. The character's heraldry looks like the Dallas Cowboy's logo, and he was killed by giants within the story.

Martin had a standing bet with his friend Patrick St. Denis that if the Dallas Cowboys ever had a better season than the New York Giants, he'd make St. Denis into a character in one of his books and have him brutally ripped apart by giants.

img: awoiaf.westeros.org / fact: npr.org

When the heights of the characters from the books are compared, dire wolves tower over most. This is drastically different in the TV series.

When the heights of the characters from the books are compared, dire wolves tower over most. This is drastically different in the TV series.

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Bastards wear their house colors inverted, so Jon Snow would wear a white wolf on a gray background, making his albino dire wolf, Ghost, a perfect companion.

Bastards wear their house colors inverted, so Jon Snow would wear a white wolf on a gray background, making his albino dire wolf, Ghost, a perfect companion.

img: giphy.com / fact: reddit.com

In 2012, there were over 160 babies named "Khaleesi" in the United States. (Even though it's a title, not a name.)

In 2012, there were over 160 babies named "Khaleesi" in the United States. (Even though it's a title, not a name.)

img: giphy.com / fact: imdb.com


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03 Oct 15:44

Now You Can Drink Beer That Contains Real Moon Dust

Philip.paulsson

Cool... I guess?

Perfect to numb the pain of not being an astronaut.

A brewery in Delaware is offering a new beer called 'Celest-jewel-ale' that could legitimately be described as out of this world.

A brewery in Delaware is offering a new beer called 'Celest-jewel-ale' that could legitimately be described as out of this world.

Flickr: heady / Creative Commons

Because it's brewed with real moon dust.

Because it's brewed with real moon dust.

Apparently they got the dust from a company up the road from them that makes space suits for NASA.

dogfish.com

Celest-jewel-ale is made with lunar meteorites that have been crushed into dust, then steeped like tea in a rich, malty Oktoberfest. These certified moon jewels are made up primarily of minerals and salts, helping the yeast-induced fermentation process and lending this traditional German style a subtle but complex earthiness. (Or is it mooniness?)

Via dogfish.com

Unfortunately, you'll have to go to their pub in Delaware to taste the ale. But you will get to drink it from a glass protected by real space suit material.

Unfortunately, you'll have to go to their pub in Delaware to taste the ale. But you will get to drink it from a glass protected by real space suit material.

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03 Oct 11:33

Lilly says FML

by Lilly

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML