Philip.paulssonThose pants. Yikes.
This guy has a long history with breaking the law.
Defecation in your pants isn't cool!!!
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Secondary crime: wearing a dangerous weapon.
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And another secondary crime by wearing sunglasses inside.
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The jester must be punished.
Philip.paulssonHaha! Those poor people.
Nobody turned into a dog, thankfully.
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We organized a group of judges to taste test 10 different kinds of dog treats, which we ranked on a scale of 1 to 10 in the categories of visual appearance, smell, texture, and overall taste. Then those scores were averaged. All told, it was fairly gross.
Here's how things stacked up:
Philip.paulssonUgh no! Are there going to be legions of iPhone wielding numbnuts running around walkie-talkie-ing each other now???
Sprint's iDEN network shutdown may have quashed hopes for an iPhone with native push-to-talk support, but that won't matter much now that Motorola and NII Holdings have brought Prip's service to iOS. The new app lets American iOS 7 users instantly ...
Philip.paulssonHeh
The horror.
Philip.paulssonLove this show.
What do you do when your co-star falls asleep with a tissue on her face? Photobomb her, of course.
Philip.paulssonOh it would feel sooooooo good. Especially with the snow and cold right now.
    
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Philip.paulssonEwwwww...
What if every virus in the world were collected into one area? How much volume would they take up and what would they look like?
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It would be a huge pile, but human viruses would make up only a tiny fraction of it.
HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, has killed tens of millions of people worldwide, and over 30 million people are currently living with HIV. The number of copies of the virus carried in someone's blood can vary dramatically,[1]Data on viral load—the number of copies of the virus per mL of blood—can be found in this paper. but across all the people in the world, there probably exists about a spoonful worth of HIV.
The typical healthy human body contains about \(3 \times 10^{12}\) viruses. This is actually not as many as you might expect; by volume, humans are apparently a less friendly environment for viruses than, say, soil.[2]An area of wetlands in Delaware contains something like four billion viruses per mL of soil, in case you were looking for a fun vacation destination.
If you gathered together all the viruses in all the humans in the world, they would fill about ten oil drums:
These 10 barrels only represent a tiny portion of the global virus community. Most of the world's viruses aren't found in humans. They're found in the sea.
Seawater is full of microorganisms, and we've recently learned that those microorganisms are preyed on by viruses in a big way. Every day, about one in five living cells in the ocean is killed by a virus.[3]Marine viruses—major players in the global ecosystem These viruses are found from the surface of the ocean down to the depths.[4]Oddly, as you go further offshore and further down, the concentration of viruses doesn't decrease as much as the concentration of bacteria, so the virus-to-bacteria ratio is higher in the deep oceans than near the shore. Because the sea is so big,[5]Citation: Go and look at the sea. It's big. it contains a staggering number of viruses.
If you piled up all these viruses—more than 1030 of them—in one place, they would be the size of a small mountain.
It's hard to say exactly what the virus mountain would look like, but it would probably resemble something in between pus and meat slurry.[6]Blame Dave—he's the one who asked. Regardless of its exact appearance, it would almost certainly be disgusting.
The pile wouldn't stay mountain-shaped for long, any more than a mountain of any organic secretion would.[7]If you don't believe me, try building a mountain of earwax or snot. You'll find you can't make it higher than a few inches before your friends and family show up and sit you down for a talk. To avoid a gigantic flood, it might be better to collect them into some kind of container.
MetLife Stadium, host of Super Bowl XLVIII, has a volume of about 1.5 million cubic meters. Earth's viruses could fill the stadium about 150 times over.
So if you watch the Super Bowl, take a moment to picture all the players floating, suspended, in a sea of yellowish-white secretions.
Enjoy the game!
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Philip.paulssonYay!
HBO Go is en route to PlayStation. While there isn't a release window for the premium service's streaming app, Sony's VP of business development assures it'll be "soon" for the PS3, with the PS4 version to follow. However, we do know that as with ...
Philip.paulssonHah!
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Philip.paulssonWow. If you flip that list around entirely, I'd agree with it a lot more. This person has TERRIBLE taste in chips.
Don’t be that one kid who shows up at a Super Bowl party with the 15th best kind of chip.
WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT WHY THE CINNAMON RAISIN BAGELS ARE ALWAYS THE LAST ONES LEFT IN THE BAG
LIKE A PRINGLE WITHOUT ANY FRIENDS
IT'S LIKE YOU THINK LEONARDO DA VINCI INVENTED FRENCH FRIES FOR NO REASON
Philip.paulssonMmmmm rotten porcupine...
Oh, and he smokes a pipe full of animal poo.
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Philip.paulssonSo cool. 2:35 is when the goodness starts, and here's the link so you don't have to click through anything:
http://www.dailynews.com/technology/20140115/watch-a-space-plane-blast-out-of-the-atmosphere-video
Philip.paulssonNext time I'm constipated, I'm going for a bag of these!
What? TMI?
Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time “unless you are trying to power wash your intestines”?
"What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM."
"Be sure to also buy a tub of Oxyclean with this to get the blood and diarrhea stains out of your underwear, clothes, furniture, pets, loved ones, ceiling fans."
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"I saw the product reviews and told some coworkers, so we bought a bag (because who doesn't want to spend the workday on the toilet AND get paid, right??). Brought them in yesterday morning and a bunch of the guys immediately downed a handful each. Within half an hour they were in the bathroom. Best moment of the day was when one of them (who had been in the bathroom for half an hour by that point) texted one of the others. 'If you think it's a fart....it's NOT.' hahhaaaaaa"
Philip.paulssonWoohoo! Great show.
Netflix's exclusive content push is rolling on, starting with news that Lilyhammer will return for a third season later this year. As usual Netflix hasn't released viewer numbers or statistics, but season two's eight episodes have apparently done ...
Philip.paulsson"Like a horse"? What?
Today, as if having to endure the noises of my parents having sex in the next room wasn't painful enough, my mom decided to shout, "Yeah! Like a horse!" I want to cry. FML
Philip.paulssonI want to try the McKinleymac. A big mac with quarter pounder patties instead of tiny cheeseburger patties?? Yes please!
It’s basically burgers on burgers on burgers.
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Philip.paulssonSo. Weird.
Not sure what’s happening, but I like it and I want more of it.
Philip.paulssonCan't wait!
“Things are a bit tense right now,” Tyrion says. Understatement.
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After six-second snippets and a 15-second teaser earlier this week, the full trailer for Game of Thrones Season 4 has landed online!
The tremendously exciting two-minute trailer cuts through storylines at a breakneck pace, ensuring nearly every character on the sprawling series accounted for.
Watch and drool.
Philip.paulssonYum!
It’s hard to believe all of this deliciousness even fits on such a tiny island.
WHAT IT IS: A whole crab is cooked in a sweet, spicy, tomato-y sauce, often finished with coddled eggs for added texture. It's super messy, but any reputable restaurant will bring a bowl of warm water with a lemon slice along with your chili crab, because napkins alone won't be enough to clean your hands afterward.
WHY IT'S DELICIOUS: The meat gets really tender and takes on the sweet chili/tomato flavor completely. Fried mantou (a slightly sweet, white bread) is usually served alongside the dish to mop up every last bit of sauce.
WHAT IT IS: Basically a soda marketed as a sports drink. I would say it's like a cross between Gatorade and Sprite, but that wouldn't do justice to its bizarrely addictive deliciousness.
WHY IT'S DELICIOUS: It's sweet, it's fizzy, and it's tangy. Beyond that, you need to taste it for yourself to really understand the appeal.
WHAT IT IS: Chicken is poached with ginger and pandan leaves, then the rice is toasted in oil and cooked in the super-flavorful poaching liquid.
WHY IT'S DELICIOUS: Despite its unassuming name and beige-ness, chicken rice is magical. The ginger flavor is undeniable in the always-moist chicken, and the oily rice has a really meaty flavor.
If you want to try making it at home — it won't be the same, but it'll still be amazing — this recipe from Rasa Malaysia is a really good one.
WHAT IT IS: A Cantonese pork bun that's available at hawker centers — open-air food courts that are everywhere in Singapore — and dim sum restaurants. Subtley sweet, fluffy bread is filled with pulled roast pork in a sweet barbecue sauce, then steamed.
WHY IT'S DELICIOUS: The bun is impossibly soft, the pork is perfectly tender, and the meat-to-sauce ratio is completely perfect.
Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML
Philip.paulssonIs "seriously guano" a phrase now? That apparently means something other than "seriously shit"??
If Oculus Rift's new "Crystal Cove" prototype is anything to go by (it's seriously guano, if you hadn't heard already), then gamers are really going to appreciate the virtual reality revival. It's no secret Valve, too, is cooking up its own VR ...
Philip.paulssonI hate haircuts. I miss my old barber down on 9th St. He cut the editor of GQ's hair! And he only cost $12! Now I'm lucky if I get away with a shitty haircut for $25.
Because there’s no such thing as an simple wash, cut and blow dry.
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Philip.paulssonSeth MacFarlane? Is this going to be a comedy show, or a science show??
It's been years in the making, but the reboot of Carl Sagan's landmark series Cosmos is finally on its way. The spiritual sequel, entitled Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey, is produced by Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane and stars the charismatic ...
Philip.paulssonWow.
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Right now, two sacs of jelly attached to tubes of blood are sending messages to a bloody glob of fat and nerves in your head where they are turned into little electric explosions. Now that’s metal.
Philip.paulssonHaha awesome.
At the 2013 European Veterans Athletics Championships in San Sebastian, Spain, two 90-year old men — Emiel Pauwels of Belgium and Ilmari Koppinen of Finland — ran a 60-meter dash. It was epic.
Be my grandpas, please!
Notice the low swinging arm motion. Classic old man move right there.
Honestly, if this was on Nat Geo, it would be the most popular show ever.
You can't write drama like this.
Philip.paulssonThis right here is the problem with american olympic coverage:
"“Look NBC knows how to tell these stories better than anyone. They’ve been doing it for almost decades now. They are masters at it,” he says."
Yeah, they're masters at draining the entertainment out of the Olympics. I don't give a rat's ass about Lindsey Vonn's high school BFF's impression of what she was like when she was growing up, just show me the god-damn event! And maybe try showing more than just the events that America sweeps? So we can maybe see athletes other than Americans for once?
Thank goodness for the internet and streaming, though goodness knows they don't make it easy to bypass all the BS there, either. I will have to do more research on proxies and such so I don't get stuck behind some lame-ass blackouts for "prime time" showings of events.
Philip.paulssonAnd she continues the interview! Impressive.
The show must go on.
Don't worry guys, she's OK, according to the Youtube description:
*Note* KUTV Reporter Brooke Graham works six days a week and is one of our hardest workers. She is doing fine following this instance and has given us permission to post the video on her behalf. She is seeking medical attention to look into what caused her to pass out.
