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09 Feb 19:00

Today In Presidential Hopefuling

by Dan Savage
Steve Dyer

Do we have a "please clap" open thread yet?

Donald Trump: Trolling.

Donald Trump on Wednesday accused Ted Cruz of committing fraud, and called for a new election in Iowa. Ratcheting up his rhetoric after his loss in the Iowa caucuses on Monday, Trump first tweeted an accusation that the Texas senator had "illegally" stolen the election, before tweaking the message. "Ted Cruz didn't win Iowa, he illegally stole it. That is why all of the polls were so wrong any [sic] why he got more votes than anticipated. Bad!" Trump tweeted Wednesday morning.

Ted Cruz: Apologizing.

Ben Carson was incensed as the results of Monday night’s Iowa caucuses rolled in, accusing the winner of spreading falsehoods about him at caucus sites. Carson’s team claimed that Ted Cruz’s campaign deliberately sent emails to supporters to spread false rumors at caucus sites that Carson had dropped out, so his supporters would caucus for other candidates. And after initially denying any wrongdoing late Monday, Cruz apologized Tuesday and called it a “mistake.”

Marco Rubio: Reaching.

He did better than expected [in Iowa], finishing close to Trump. Rubio also gives the media a three-man race, which makes the election more suspenseful and exciting. He gives party leaders an option they find more palatable. And he validates what pundits expected all along: that Trump would fade, that Cruz is too harsh, and that in the end, the GOP would turn to a more electable nominee.... The flaw in predictions of a Rubio nomination was never Rubio. The flaw was that Rubio isn’t running in a general election or in the Republican Party of 2000. He’s running in the Republican Party of 2016. And there’s little evidence that today’s Republican electorate—as opposed to the media or the party establishment—is sufficiently unhappy with the top two finishers, Cruz and Trump, to nominate the guy who’s running third.

Rand Paul: Exiting.

Rand Paul, the libertarian-minded freshman senator who was once viewed as a formidable presidential contender, is suspending his White House bid. Paul discussed the matter with staff Wednesday morning and sent out a statement confirming the decision to drop out of the Republican presidential primary. "It's been an incredible honor to run a principled campaign for the White House," Paul said in the statement. "Today, I will end where I began, ready and willing to fight for the cause of Liberty."

Jeb Bush: Begging.

The former Florida governor, who has languished in national polls and finished a distant sixth in the Iowa caucus, resorted to asking a group of unmoved voters in New Hampshire to applaud his stump speech, according to a Wednesday New York Times report. Bush was met with complete silence after giving what the Times described as a “fiery” speech at the Hanover Inn, where he vowed to prioritize national security as President. “I won’t be out here blowharding, talking a big game without backing it up,” he said, as quoted by the Times. “Please clap,” he pleaded as the audience remained quiet.

Chris Christie: Bullying.

Nobody is less impressed with Marco Rubio’s earth-shaking, timeline-altering, epoch-defining third-place finish in Iowa than Chris Christie. The New Jersey governor—who has been campaigning intensely in New Hampshire, taking only brief respites to go on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe” and (time permitting) handle weather emergencies in his state—responded to Marco Rubio’s non-victory with a classic bit of Jersey machismo. “Unlike some of these other campaigns, I’m not the boy in the bubble… So when Sen. Rubio gets here, when the boy in the bubble gets here, I hope you guys ask him some questions,” Christie said. “Let’s get the boy in the bubble out of the bubble, and let’s see him play for the next week in New Hampshire.” That’s basically the equivalent of Christie grabbing his crotch and shouting “I got your caucus RIGHT HERE!”

Huckabee and Santorum: Collapsing.

The things that Iowa voters wanted in candidates in 2008 and 2012, are not, apparently, what they seek today. Consider the following. In 2008, former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee managed to win the Iowa caucuses, taking 34.4 percent of the vote, more than nine points ahead of his next competitor, Mitt Romney. Four years later, former senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.) narrowly edged Romney, earning 24.6 percent of Republican caucus-goers' votes.... [Neither] man is expected to claim first, second, third, fourth or even the fifth place in Monday's caucuses. They currently stand in seventh and 11th places, respectively, according to the Real Clear Politics average of polling. Their combined share of the vote? Five percent.

Clinton and Sanders: Debating.

After some deliberation, Senator Bernie Sanders has agreed to face Hillary Clinton in an additional debate on Thursday night. The Democratic National Committee had only sanctioned six debates for its candidates this election cycle. But with the race between Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Sanders tightening in recent months, there was demand for more opportunities to hash out their policy differences in person. While Mr. Sanders had called for more debates, negotiations between the campaigns over the details were dragging on, leaving Thursday’s event uncertain. On Wednesday, Mr. Sanders said he would be there.

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09 Feb 18:49

Larry David Was Better Than Just Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good on ‘SNL’

by Adam Frucci
Steve Dyer

this was the best episode i have ever seen

even JON RUDNITSKY killed!!!

For a guy who only served as a writer on Saturday Night Live for one year in the ’80s (and famously showed up for work a few days after quitting like nothing had happened), Seinfeld creator and Curb Your Enthusiasm star Larry David’s first stint as SNL host felt just like a beloved former cast […]
08 Feb 16:37

Americanisms

by Jason Kottke
Steve Dyer

shut up england(?) this is all fine

The Economist style guide's section on Americanisms is just a tad catty.

Try not to verb nouns or to adjective them. So do not access files, haemorrhage red ink (haemorrhage is a noun), let one event impact another, author books (still less co-author them), critique style guides, pressure colleagues (press will do), progress reports, source inputs, trial programmes or loan money. Avoid parenting and, even more assiduously, parenting skills. Gunned down means shot. And though it is sometimes necessary to use nouns as adjectives, there is no need to call an attempted coup a coup attempt, a suspected terrorist a terrorist suspect or the Californian legislature the California legislature. Vilest of all is the habit of throwing together several nouns into one ghastly adjectival reticule: Texas millionaire real-estate developer and failed thrift entrepreneur Hiram Turnipseed...

(via @mccanner)

Tags: language   USA
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05 Feb 19:18

Louis C.K. Will Release ‘Horace and Pete’ Episode 2 This Saturday

by Megh Wright
Steve Dyer

This is a very cool and new and different kind of show! AIDY BRYANT IS SERIOUS IN IT

Last weekend, Louis C.K. surprised fans by releasing the debut episode of his new series Horace and Pete, and while he didn’t give much more information on the project beyond a link to purchase the episode, he just sent out a long email about the show, why he charged $5 for the first episode (the […]
04 Feb 22:52

strawberrysandwich:

Steve Dyer

#derivative

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03 Feb 20:11

Leslie Jones and Larry David Make the Perfect Couple in These ‘SNL’ Promos

by Megh Wright
Steve Dyer

haven't clicked through, don't have headphones, but i SHIP THIS

Larry David returns to SNL this weekend to host with musical guest The 1975, and NBC just released the first round of promos featuring David paired up with his perfect comic foil: Leslie Jones. David is unsurprisingly not into trying to get people to watch the show: “Well, what’s the difference if they watch or […]
02 Feb 17:42

Trailer for the upcoming Lego + The Force Awakens video game

by Jason Kottke
Steve Dyer

oh my actual

Lego and Disney are teaming up for a Star Wars: The Force Awakens video game, out this summer. The trailer for it is possibly more fun than the movie was and is well worth watching if you enjoyed The Lego Movie.

Tags: Legos   movies   Star Wars   video   video games
01 Feb 15:53

Sia Is 'California Dreamin' - LISTEN

by Sean Mandell
Steve Dyer

this is the most insane cover of all time i cannot stress this enough, i listened 88 times yesterday

Sia

The "Chandelier" singer is covering the folk rock classic "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas for the soundtrack to the upcoming disaster flick San Andreas and the end result is lush, sweeping and on par with the grandiosity we have come to expect from her. As Stereogum notes, the singer's "powerhouse voice elevates the song from folk-rock ditty into a majestic, choir-backed track that transform West Coast nostalgia into a tragic loss."

Listen for yourself and get lost in a California dream, AFTER THE JUMP...

31 Jan 21:25

Deconstructing Hillary and Bernie

by By GAIL COLLINS
Steve Dyer

This is very pleasing and funny

Let’s look at how the two Democratic candidates — Martin who? — differ.
29 Jan 22:18

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Steve Dyer

fuck you if you don't love kanye







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27 Jan 19:48

Seth Meyers Debuts the Trailer for His Wicked Good Movie ‘Boston Accent’

by Megh Wright
Steve Dyer

very good actually

During last night’s Late Night, Seth Meyers gave his viewers an extra special treat when he shared the first trailer for his new movie Boston Accent. It’s a true tour de force for Meyers and his mastery of both Boston and the movies that try to exploit it for maximum grittiness, but none of them […]
27 Jan 03:32

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26 Jan 21:26

The Chickening

by Jason Kottke
Steve Dyer

what the fuck

The Chickening is a surreal visual remix of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining done by Nick DenBoer and Davy Force. It mostly defies description, so just watch the first minute or so (after which you won't be able to resist the rest of it). The short film is playing at this year's Sundance Film Festival.

But seriously, WTF was that?! (via @UnlikelyWorlds)

Tags: Davy Force   movies   Nick DenBoer   remix   Stanley Kubrick   The Shining   video
25 Jan 18:53

An unbiased look at the Best Picture nominees of 2016

Steve Dyer

Great roundup of all the Best Picture nominees whether you've seen them or not!

The Bullet Farmer
25 Jan 17:02

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Steve Dyer

only sharing this because i didn't know you could set facebook to l33t speak?



24 Jan 20:28

Carl Sagan Explains Your Mother

Steve Dyer

Our dear friend Luke Burns is very funny.

Credit PHOTOGRAPH BY TONY KORODY / SYGMA / CORBIS

Consider the scale of the universe. If the Earth were the size of a marble, Jupiter would be approximately the size of a grapefruit, while the sun would be the size of a humble exercise ball. From there, one can extrapolate just how vast our solar system, our galaxy, and our universe really are. But this raises the question: How fat is your mother? Well, if the Earth were the size of a marble, the best estimate we have so far is that your mother would be the size of a rusty old refrigerator filled to the brim with single-serving cups of pudding. Though this is an illuminating analogy, however, the truth is that science has only just begun to comprehend how fat your mother is. Lost somewhere between immensity and eternity is your mother.

A single grain of sand: as much as it is small, your mother is fat. But how did your mother get so fat? To answer this, we must go back billions of years. The nitrogen in our DNA, the calcium in our teeth, the iron in our blood—all were made in the interiors of collapsing stars. We are made of star stuff. Your mother, however, is made up of way more star stuff than everyone else. After she was born, there was practically no star stuff left. Tell your mother to save some star stuff for the rest of us.

Gravity can be understood as a curvature of space. Space is warped by mass. Imagine a sheet pulled taut, with several marbles on it. The sheet represents space. When I place a weight on the sheet, it puckers, and the marbles roll toward this more massive entity. Now imagine that your mother is a watermelon with an ugly wig on top. When I hurl the bewigged watermelon onto the sheet, it rips through and smashes on the ground. That’s right: your mother is so fat, she has ripped through the very fabric of time and space. Scientists now believe that any objects that come too close to your mother are pulled into this tear in the space-time continuum, only to emerge in some unimaginably fat time and place where the laws of physics no longer apply.

At this point, you probably have a number of questions, the foremost being “Why? Why? Why, Dr. Sagan, are you doing this? Why are you spending an entire hour of your miniseries making fun of my mother? Isn’t there anything else you could be doing with your valuable time? How can you be so cruel? You don’t even know my mother. Please. I beg you. Please stop.”

I’m sorry to say that your entreaties fall on deaf ears. Let me assure you, I will never, ever stop ripping on your mother. Not in a million, billion, zillion years.

And yet there’s something magnificent about your mother. From a cosmic perspective, most humans seem insignificant—but not your mother. We humans have just one world, a tiny blue dot set in a sunbeam, dwarfed by your zeppelin of a mother, floating next to it. What binds us together as a species is that we can come together in harmony to make fun of your mother. And, if we can do that, then maybe, just maybe, there’s hope for us yet.

Also, your mom is dumb and ugly. Space!

Watch: A tribute to the Fung Wah bus service.

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23 Jan 02:31

A look at the visual effects in Mad Max: Fury Road

by Jason Kottke
Steve Dyer

what a GORGEOUS film

Fury Road was by far the prettiest movie I saw in the past year. Lots of practical effects, but every single frame of the film was also digitally altered (mostly color correction). This piece goes way more into detail.

Tags: Mad Max   movies   video
22 Jan 20:17

Possible Undiscovered Planets

Steve Dyer

spaaaaaace

planets which are actually birds

Superman lies near the bird/plane boundary over a range of distances, which explains the confusion.
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22 Jan 16:56

Here Are This Week’s ‘SNL’ Promos with Ronda Rousey and Beck “The Wreck” Bennett

by Megh Wright
Steve Dyer

ok

Cherv is right, she's going to be awful

but

IS BECK BENNETT HOT

UFC fighter Ronda Rousey makes her SNL hosting debut this weekend, and today NBC released the first round of promos for the big episode. Rousey is joined by SNL cast member and sometimes-wrestler Beck “The Wreck” Bennett, and Rousey offers him a friendly reminder: “You know I’m a UFC fighter, not WWE — we actually […]
21 Jan 22:33

zagreus-taking-time-apart: steampoweredsass: zagreus-taking-time-apart: We teach kids to fear...

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

steampoweredsass:

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We teach kids to fear animals like rats, snakes, spiders, etc. that are harmless 99% of the time but do we ever warn them about the real danger

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WHY DOES IT HAVE TEETH ON ITS TONGUE

I am a gooseologist and I can tell you that geese live on a healthy diet of children’s souls which can only be properly chewed with unholy tongue teeth

20 Jan 22:42

Product companies were told to exclude Rey from Star Wars related merchandise

by Jason Kottke
Steve Dyer

has anyone had a good day? good, fuck you, get mad

This is maddening if true: according to an industry insider, vendors making tie-in products for the new Star Wars movie were directed by Disney1 to exclude Rey from Star Wars related merchandise.

In January 2015, a number of toy and merchandise vendors descended on Lucasfilm's Letterman Center in San Francisco. In a series of confidential meetings, the vendors presented their product ideas to tie in with the highly-anticipated new Star Wars film. Representatives presented, pitched, discussed, and agreed upon prototype products. The seeds of the controversies Lucasfilm is facing regarding the marketing and merchandising of The Force Awakens were sown in those meetings, according to the industry insider.

The insider, who was at those meetings, described how initial versions of many of the products presented to Lucasfilm featured Rey prominently. At first, discussions were positive, but as the meetings wore on, one or more individuals raised concerns about the presence of female characters in the Star Wars products. Eventually, the product vendors were specifically directed to exclude the Rey character from all Star Wars-related merchandise, said the insider.

"We know what sells," the industry insider was told. "No boy wants to be given a product with a female character on it."

What good does it do our culture if JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy work to make popular movies with progressive characters if the cowards in marketing are not going to follow suit?

Update: Lots of people are sharing this story, and I wanted to highlight and explain the "if true" in the first paragraph. There are good reasons to be skeptical of the article I linked to. It relies completely on a single anonymous source. I have no idea what Sweatpants and Coffee's fact-checking procedures are. There are also many Star Wars related products featuring Rey (like Lego), so clearly the directive to "exclude the Rey character from all Star Wars-related merchandise" was either not issued in such a restrictive manner or was disregarded in some cases.

  1. The article was annoyingly unclear on who was doing the directing, but you have to assume it's Disney. Who else in the room would have the authority to so direct?

Tags: Disney   movies   Star Wars
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Steve Dyer

great meme



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