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12 Jul 18:00

How to Make Fire

by Miss Cellania

Kap Te'O Tafiti of the Polynesian Cultural Center in Hawaii shows us how to make fire. It’s as easy as rubbing two sticks together. Oh, so simple! If you’ve ever tried it, watching Kap do it will convince you he has some kind of magic going on.

(YouTube link)

Like Old Spice? This is way older and spicier!

If this were the average person trying to make fire, it would end at the part where they cut their fingers off with that impressive knife. But even if you never intend to make fire without a lighter, you'll enjoy watching this. -via Tastefully Offensive

12 Jul 14:34

Woman so deep in prayer that she drove right into a house

by David Pescovitz
Binaryjesus

Jesus, take the wheel

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A woman in Okaloosa County, Florida was so deep in prayer that she blew through a stop sign and drove right into a house. You can't really blame her though. According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office, she was so immersed in praying that she had closed her eyes and couldn't have seen the stop sign or the house.

Police cited the 28-year-old for reckless driving and property damage. Thank God nobody was injured.

(NWFDailyNews)

12 Jul 13:12

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 12, 2016
11 Jul 20:02

BMWs Can Now Be Hacked Through A Web Browser, Convienently

by Jason Torchinsky

Since we do pretty much everything on the web nowadays – order food, tell people what terrible parents they are, masturbate – it only makes sense that we’ll use the familiar web browser to hack people’s cars. Thanks to a pretty significant vulnerability found by a security researcher on BMW’s ConnectedDrive web portal, it appears that web-based car hacking is possible.

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11 Jul 18:07

Brilliant Invention Lets You Play the Guitar without Learning How

by John Farrier

So you want to play the guitar. That's a fine hobby and you'll be sure to amuse yourself and others with your performances, provided that your instrument can emit a coherent tune. That can be hard because pressing the right strings down to form the chords is tricky, especially if you have arthritis or some other limitation with your hands.

YouTube user WayOutWest has a solution: the Chordelia. It's a wooden contraptions that attaches to the neck of your guitar. There are 5 levers on it, each marked with a chord. To hit the G cord, press the G lever and Chordelia squeezes the fretboard appropriately.


(Video Link)

-via Gizmodo

11 Jul 17:41

Famous artist says a painting isn't by him, gets sued for ruining its value

by Rob Beschizza

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This garage sale-worthy painting would be worth millions if it were by famed artist Peter Doig. But it isn't, says Doig. So its owners are suing him for interfering with their ability to sell it.

The owner, a former corrections officer who said he knew Doig while working in a Canadian detention facility, said the famous painter created the work as a youthful inmate there. His suit contends that Doig is either confused or lying and that his denials blew up a plan to sell the work for millions of dollars.

Doig says he was never anywhere near the detention facility in Thunder Bay, would have been only 16 at the time, and that his lawyers tracked down the real artist, Peter Doige ( with an 'e') who died recently. Doige signed the work—with an 'e'—and his family reports that he served time in Thunder Bay.

He died in 2012, but his sister said he had attended Lakehead University, served time in Thunder Bay and painted. “I believe that Mr. Fletcher is mistaken and that he actually met my brother, Peter, who I believe did this painting,” the sister, Marilyn Doige Bovard, said in a court declaration.

The prison’s former art teacher recognized a photograph of Bovard’s brother as a man who had been in his class and said he had watched him paint the painting, according to the teacher’s affidavit.

The plaintiff got the judge to bring it to trial, though, meaning it'll be very expensive for Doig (without an e) irrespective of who gets paid.

07 Jul 20:27

Car Talk's Ray Magliozzi Shows How Insanely Resourceful Cuban Mechanics Are

by David Tracy on The Garage, shared by Patrick George to Jalopnik

Nobody can MacGyver a fix for a car like Cuban mechanics . All they need is a handful of dirt, some spit and a chewed up shoestring, and—boom—they’ve got a rebuilt transmission. Here’s Ray Magliozzi from Car Talk showing just how resourceful the Cubans are with a wrench.

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07 Jul 20:08

Tactical Awareness: 100 100-word stories about the uneasy sense of living in the Uncanny Valley

by Marcelo Rinesi

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I wrote it to get rid of a mood by condensing it and writing it down: the fascinated, uneasy sense of having relocated into the Uncanny Valley without quite meaning to, and the landscape does listen, and didn't we use to have winters? As catharsis it proved an utter failure, but I think it works as a (partial!) commonplace book of things we're doing we probably, by and large, should not.


Lessons

I can't tell my son how every rich city first envied, and then bought, the ubiquitous automated gun networks the military developed to make occupations safe for the occupiers.

I could explain that the guns were taught, he has lived all of his life with machines that learn, but how could I explain that they were taught in a place where kids are seen as potential security threats?

All I can do is hold him tight when he mourns his classmates, and tell him his teachers are right, he should never run when there's a security alarm.


The Black Ships

They are painted white to help cool down the containers, but everybody calls them the Black Ships, just like everybody knows their flags are meaningless. The money for the retrofitted container ships is American and European, and the reason they anchor near the coast of every war and disaster is that they will take passengers for free, but not to either place.

Nobody knows where they take them. But they know what they are running from, and when the containers are nearly full they push their children aboard however they can, and remain on the rafts watching them leave.


The Lotus Clause

They didn't take my car; they made it forget my hand. For years it had opened to my touch, and only mine.

I sat on the curb and cried.

One day, months later, the bus ignored my face and demanded cash,. The people behind me looked away, embarrassed.

Now I'm standing at the front door of a house that's asking who I am.

Only the street cameras know me, but they couldn't care less. I take my gun and try to make them.

But the gun lies inert in the unrecognized palm of my hand.


The Gunslingers

The two of you are covering the door, guns steady. Only somebody desperate robs a store in an CrowdCop zone of Austin, but this situation is what you downloaded the app for: be close to a crime, respond quickly, protect lives, make a buck.

Somebody runs through the door, and you almost shoot before seeing it's a fleeing woman, but the other man has already fired. The woman falls. It takes five seconds for your phone to beep: you know what for, but the other man takes one second too long to realize.

This time you shoot first.


Dirge

They say the last whale wasn't harpooned: when she knew herself the last, she sang one last song and let herself drown. The last whaler sold a single copy of that song.

Having lost them, we still had recordings, and eventually reconstructed their language. Not one of things but of flowing seas and growing fear. Understanding broke our hearts.

The last song was, appropriately, translated last. I had bought and kept it secret, so I would be the first to know its meaning. After I did I destroyed it and told no-one.

It was a command: Hide.

07 Jul 15:43

Why Slavs wear Adidas

by Miss Cellania

You’ve been dying to know why people from the Slavic countries wear Adidas. Did you even know this was a thing? That’s pronounced “oddy-DAHS.” And he’s not talking about just the shoes, but the whole tracksuit and shoes. 

(YouTube link)

Boris is here to explain to explain this Slav fashion choice. It’s part of his series of videos explaining life in the Slavic nations. You can see more at the YouTube channel Life of Boris. -via reddit

07 Jul 14:47

Pre-Roll Video Ads

by Miss Cellania

Seeing advertising is the price we pay for watching endless videos on the internet. You can’t really fault content creators for trying to recoup at least some of their creative and time investment in a viral video. However, it still bothers me to sit through a 30-second unstoppable ad only to find out the content video is maybe 40 seconds long. And having to sit through an ad in order to watch another ad is a bit much. This comic from CommitStrip addresses the quality of the ad vs. the video you’ve waiting for. It all comes down to money. The ad agency is raking in the dough, while the actual creators are lucky to have a shoestring budget.   

07 Jul 13:32

Wednesday, July 06, 2016

Binaryjesus

Read a book!

Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 06, 2016
05 Jul 18:49

This man is building the business of DIY assault rifles

by David Pescovitz

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Remember Cody Wilson, the founder of Defense Distributed who caused chaos last year with his design for a 3D printed gun, The Liberator? Now, Wilson and engineer John Sullivan have developed a $1500 desktop CNC mill, called the Ghost Gunner, that cranks out the key component in assault rifles. Now you can make your own AR-15! There's a waiting list to buy one and the money is going to Wilson's lawsuit against the State Department. From Rob Walker's excellent feature in Bloomberg Businessweek:

Most people can purchase a pretty good factory-built gun for $1,000. Even so, Wilson got 10 orders on Day One and started raising the price, soon cutting off pre-orders at 500. Sullivan submitted redesigned specs to suppliers by mid-December, with Wilson, Sullivan, and Denio building the earliest units themselves. They started shipping in April 2015.

Gradually, Wilson put together an assembly team—contacts from his network, random supporters who reached out via Twitter, and so on. “It’s torture man, getting going,” he says. “But here we are. It’s been a full year of Ghost Gunner shipping.” The enterprise just surpassed 2,000 units shipped. (An upgraded Ghost Gunner 2 debuted on June 21 at $1,500; you can get on a waiting list for $250.)

Sullivan has since transitioned to a “consulting role.” He spoke to me, somewhere en route to Oklahoma City, from his van, which is where he and his fiancée essentially live, having sold most of their possessions. He’s opted for a low-expense, permanent-vacation lifestyle, he says, and can now pick and choose the projects that interest him.

Back at Jim’s, Wilson says the Ghost Gunner business could expand, even internationally—or could be snuffed out by regulatory caprice. His partner Denio has taken an interest in a few orders from engineering educators and now imagines a spinoff business—thoroughly rebranded—bringing desktop CNC machines to that market. (That said, Denio underscored to me that his ideological goals trump his entrepreneurial ones: “I wouldn’t mind living on the street and eating garbage if I knew our Second Amendment was protected.”)

Wilson says he wants the product to succeed and satisfy the customers who’ve supported him. In May, Defense Distributed had its first trade-show booth, at a survivalist expo in Dallas. But it’s pretty clear that engineering and business aren’t a rush for him but a means to an end. “I’m just trying,” he says, “to win my lawsuit.”

"A Crypto-Anarchist Will Help You Build a DIY AR-15" (Businessweek)

detail of photo by Bryan Schutmaat

05 Jul 18:33

How it feels to be under DDoS attack

by Cory Doctorow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImzJAZvVi6U&feature=youtu.be

At this week's O'Reilly Velocity conference in Santa Clara, Artur Bergman, founder and CTO, told the story of how he got involved in starting a denial-of-service-resistant CDN -- a personal story about helping his old company cope with a titanic DDoS attack that brought it and its upstream provider to their knees. (more…)

01 Jul 19:10

Guy Maddin’s Seances is a Different Movie Every Time You Watch It

by Richard Kaufman

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Canadian filmmaker Guy Maddin’s specialty are avant-garde films that use the techniques of silent cinema to disorient the viewer. He’s good at it. I was first introduced to his work in Tales of the Gimli Hospital, fine viewing for a dark night in an isolated location. His work is never “easy,” and requires patience and interest. Maddin’s latest project is something unique in the history of cinema, and only made possible by access to it on the Internet. Maddin introduces Seances:

“Almost every director working in the first half‐century of film history has lost at least one film to the quirks of fate. These lost works remind me of ghosts. It’s easy to equate these films long gone missing, which exist forensically only in the form of a few production stills and some old Variety reviews, as restless spirits that haunt us. The landscape of cinema history is thronged with their likes, tormenting us with their promise of a return, of their warm refulgent brilliance restored to us, as in a miracle. There will never be the kind of closure the discovery of a dead body can bring to a family. These films will never be declared dead with any certainty, they will continue to haunt us with the possibility of their return. These lost film titles are the ‘hauntings’ we hope to invoke with Seances.”

Seances, co-created with Evan Johnson and Galen Johnson, is experimental cinema for those who like drifting into a madhouse reverie, a strange almost hellishly-inscrutable dream from which there is no waking. It’s an endless hall of mirrors. No escape because there’s no exit.

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Technically, Seances is web-based avant-garde cinema art consisting of a large number of short silent films set to music, which are intermixed at random in bits and pieces by computer algorithms. Maddin shot the films, sometimes one each day, at the Phi Centre in Montreal and the Centre Georges Pompidou in Paris, with the participation of actors such as Charlotte Rampling, Geraldine Chaplin, and genre favorite Udo Keir, among many others.

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What’s most fascinating to me about the project is that when you visit the SEANCES website, it opens and fills your computer monitor. An odd title appears center screen, undulating, and then suddenly it changes to a different title. Sometimes the new title is completely different, other times only a few words change. When you click and hold down your cursor it’s as if a roulette wheel is spinning—whatever film is generated is usually a different length, with a title selected apparently at random, with scenes plucked willy-nilly and shown in an order that changes with every viewing.

The movie you watch will never be seen by anyone else, nor will it exist after you are finished viewing it. I’ve sneakily captured two of these below. https://youtu.be/mt4BBE3RAAE https://youtu.be/P_6n6YtBxHE

When you’re ready for the full experience (whatever it may be) click here.

You can also watch seven of the separate films which comprise Seances on Vimeo [https://vimeo.com/album/2467058]

Parts of Seances were eventually formed into a new somewhat less hallucinatory feature film, The Forbidden Room, which can be viewed here. [https://vimeo.com/141701158] A behind-the-scenes video about the making of The Forbidden Room is fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHBkRU3GD6g

The real focus of the project doesn't lie in a conventional feature like The Forbidden Room, but in the unexpected and unrelenting weirdness unleashed by the computer algorithms that create movies which exist for only the few minutes you watch them on the Seances website.

Read more about Seances and Guy Maddin’s Work in The Guardian

Guy Maddin’s Website

Via: Shock Till You Drop.

01 Jul 18:48

Jeff Goldblum Reads a Children's Book Version of Independence Day

by John Farrier


(Video Link)

20 years ago, actors Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith defeated an alien invasion as described in the 1996 documentary Independence Day. To promote the sequel, Independence Day: Resurgence, Goldblum composed a children's book recounting those famous events. This will help children who weren't born at the time to learn about the tumultuous invasion and resistence. 

Jesse Usher, who appears in Resurgence, was only 4 years old at the time. Watch Goldblum mesmerize him with his storytelling.

Content warning: foul language.

-via Laughing Squid

01 Jul 18:23

2016 Summer Fundraising BBQ

by pusog-editor
Binaryjesus

For half of my followers that hail from GT PsiU

PUSOG will be once again hosting a BBQ On July 23rd, with proceeds going to the Capitol Campaign project to renovate the front of the Haus!
For more information go to http://www.pusog.org/events/2016-summer-bbq-fundraiser/

01 Jul 14:47

ATM skimmer spotted in Vienna

by Mark Frauenfelder
Binaryjesus

I haven't seen one in the wild yet, but I keep checking.

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Ben Tedesco of the cybersecurity company Carbon Black found an ATM skimmer while he was on vacation in Vienna, Austria.

A skimmer is a card reader that fits over an ATM card slot. It scans and records the information on the magnetic strip. Some skimmers have little built-in cameras to record card holders' pins as they enter it on the ATM keypad. If not, the sleazy criminal will mount a video camera nearby, or even install a counterfeit keypad.

From YouTube description:

While on vacation with my family in Vienna, Austria I went to grab some cash from an ATM, being security paranoid I went repeated my typical habit of checking the card reader as I have 100's of times... today's the day when my security awareness paid off! Check out how perfectly made this skimmer is that was custom made for this ATM MACHINE!

30 Jun 20:19

Misconceptions of Rich Kids

by Miss Cellania

When you grow up in a wealthy family, you don’t know any other way until much later. In a recent AskReddit forum, some rich kids shared the moment that they found out everyone else’s lives are not like theirs.

I thought everyone got to eat dinner quite often with the president. I always thought the president has dinner at random houses until I learned otherwise when I finally joined regular school (I was homeschooled till I was age 9) and no kid believed my "dinner story "

*Dad was Ambassador of Kenya to Saudi Arabia

-grammarglamor

Taking trips overseas constantly. I remember being so surprised in elementary school that my friends had never been to Europe. My earliest memory takes place in a villa in Monaco.

Also, apparently 6 year olds aren't supposed to like tartare or oysters on the half shell.

-cmairee 

I was trying to show a friend of mine that she's rich because her family has a TEAM of maids and drivers. Seriously, a driver for every member of the family. She said she's not rich, because "Everyone has maids and drivers." I asked her... do you think your maids and drivers have maids and drivers? I think then it clicked that she might be rich.

-Inquilinus

You can sift through the entire thread at reddit or see the highlights at Pref. -via Team Takei

30 Jun 20:08

Malgorzata Chodakowska's Ethereal Fountains

by John Farrier

Malgorzata Chodakowska is a sculptor in Lodz, Poland. She makes enchantingly beautiful fountains shaped like human figures (content warning: artistic nudity). The flow of the water completes the images, making them look alive.

-via Fubiz

30 Jun 19:00

Learning

by Miss Cellania

The love of learning is contagious. And how can a child learn better than from one-on-one time with someone who loves to learn and loves the child, too? Too bad most parents don’t have unlimited time to foster this love of learning. We have jobs to do, often multiple children, and a vague understanding of the required state curriculum  standards. But summer is a great time to boost your child’s natural curiosity and their skills in finding the answers. This is the latest comic from Lunarbaboon.

30 Jun 13:19

06/29/2016

by Jennie Breeden
28 Jun 14:38

2016: the first presidential election in 50 years without Voting Rights Act protections

by Cory Doctorow
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New voting restrictions in: Alabama, Arizona, Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Mississippi, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Rhode Island, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and Wisconsin

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Three years ago, the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act, a 50-year-old piece of civil rights legislation that ended the Jim Crow practices of poll taxes and other restrictions that disproportionately denied people of color and poor people the right to vote. (more…)

28 Jun 14:28

Dieselgate for GPUs: review-units ship at higher clockspeeds than retail ones

by Cory Doctorow

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Techpowerup caught hardware giants MSI and Asus shipping them graphics cards that were preset for a software-based overlock mode, meaning that the cards performed better out of the box for reviewers than they would for customers. (more…)

22 Jun 17:05

Motorcycle Safety With Statistics; Cut Your Chance Of Injury In Half

by Matt Brown on Oppositelock, shared by Patrick George to Jalopnik
Binaryjesus

Don’t drink and ride
Wear a full face helmet
Be very careful for your first few thousand miles
Watch out for oncoming cars turning left in front of you

You suck at driving. Well, I mean, not you specifically. You are great at driving. And me, I’m also great at driving. But everyone else? Everyone else sucks at driving. This is especially disconcerting for those of us who travel on two wheels, because while automotive safety has been steadily improving for vehicle occupants, it is still quite dangerous to be outside the car that drifts into oncoming traffic while the driver is liking his friend’s swipe-chat, or whatever it is you kids do these days. I mean, not you, but, you know, other people.

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21 Jun 19:32

Chuck Palahniuk Is Releasing An Adult Coloring Book

by Zeon Santos

Chuck Palahniuk made an impact on the world of popular fiction with his edgy, subversive and sometimes downright disturbing stories.

But now he's heading to a black and white world where few writers have gone before- the world of coloring books.

The book's called Bait: Off-Color Stories For You To Color and features nearly 50 pages of original art by top comic industry talent such as Joëlle Jones, Lee Bermejo, Duncan Fegredo and many more.

Bait will be Chuck's first coloring book and second short story collection all rolled into one odd book full of blank spaces which you can think of as art therapy while you're coloring it all in.

-Via Mashable

21 Jun 19:31

Monster Mixology Monday: Frozen Peach Barrel

by Jonathan Chaffin
 

Recipe: 

Frozen Peach Barrel  

    • 5 cups frozen fresh peaches
    • 3 tbsp sugar
    • 2 tbsp lime juice
    • 1/2 cup white rum
       
      Prep: Mix in blender.
    • (You may need or wish to add a little additional water or rum to thin the drink to taste).  Enjoy!
      (Thanks Jamie G.!)
http://shop.horrorinclay.com/collections/amontillado-barrel-mug-collection/products/cask-of-amontillado-barrel-tiki-mug-series-1-open-edition-matte-brown


    20 Jun 19:52

    Vi Hart on shootings, stalkings, and Internetting While Female

    by Cory Doctorow
    Binaryjesus

    Difficult. Shitty. Worth watching.

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    Like many youtubers, the incomparable, fast-talking, sharpie-doodling mathematician Vi Hart (previously) was stunned by the Orlando shooting of Christina Grimmie, a Youtube singing star who broke out into the mainstream, and who was murdered by a man who attended her public appearance. (more…)

    20 Jun 18:34

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    20 Jun 14:07

    Tiny Magic, Spontaneous Combustion

    by Tommy
    20 Jun 14:01

    Google Fiber now forces subscribers into binding arbitration; days left to opt out

    by Cory Doctorow

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    Borrowing a trick from the Comcast/AT&T playbook, Google Fiber now forces customers who are unhappy with the service to surrender their right to sue and to join class actions in favor of binding arbitration, a one-sided system of shadow courts that overwhelmingly delivers rulings in favor of the big companies that pay for it. (more…)