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Total package girl. Absolutely a 5 tool player.

 

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Oklahoma City Thunder star Kevin Durant is engaged to Minnesota Lynx guard Monica Wright.

 

 

Either that or the best possible landing zone when this guy jumped the border fence.

New Orleans, Portland and Sacramento have agreed to a three-team trade sending guard Tyreke Evans to the Pelicans, center Robin Lopez to the Trail Blazers and guard Greivis Vasquez to the Kings, people familiar with the deal said.

Free agent guard Marco Belinelli agreed to a two-year deal with the San Antonio Spurs, multiple media outlets reported.

When astronaut Koichi Wakada heads up to the International Space Station in August, he’ll have with him a little friend— a 13 inch tall robot named Kirobo. The robot will be able to carry on conversations with the astronauts on board to a certain extent. Or it, may gain self-awareness, realize the hopelessness of its predicament and murder everyone on board. Flip a coin.

According to its website, the Kibo Robot Project‘s goal is to “help solve the problems brought about by a society that has become more individualized and less communicative,” by giving people robots to talk to. The model that will go into space is called Kirobo, a play on ‘robot’ and ‘kibo,’ which means ‘hope’ in Japanese. The small robot can speak Japanese, recognize facial features, and learn from past recorded conversations to improve its communication.

When Wakada takes his position as the first Japanese commander of the International Space Station, he will have Kirobo to talk to in his own language. Barely more than a foot high and weighing only 2 pounds, the robot won’t be doing any physically demanding tasks, but it can be used to relay messages to Wakada from the control room, according to its creator Tomotaka Takahashi. A second robot, Mirata, will be stationed on Earth to monitor problems with its space-bound buddy.

Takahashi said that he was inspired by Astro Boy, and wants to create more human-like robots. He also talked about creating a robot that people could carry in their pocket like a smartphone.

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Holy bazookas. Not a bad way to start a week.

 

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And the answer is Iggy Azalea. Who, you ask? I don’t fucking know. Some British pop star I guess? All I know is that if she keeps up this style of performing, with fishnet stockings and doggy style pussy slapping, I’d say she’s got a pretty bright future in front of her.

 

 

 

 

(AZ) — Today in Found at the Border: A woman was caught trying to smuggle a pound of meth into the United States by hiding the stash in her vagina, according to authorities. A federal complaint says agents noticed part of a broken condom hanging out of 31-year-old Claudia Ibarra’s pants as they patted her down at the port of entry in San Luis on Tuesday. Ibarra, a U.S. citizen, was chosen for a pat-down because a Customs and Border Protection officer noticed she was acting very nervous. Once officers found the broken condom during a pat-down in a secured room, officers asked Ibarra to remove her pants and underpants. Ibarra complied, and one officer “was able to see a piece of plastic protruding from her groin area,” according to the federal complaint. “At that time, Ibarra admitted to having a package of methamphetamine concealed inside of her body,” the complaint states.

 

Know who’s the real loser in this situation? It’s not Claudia Ibarra, although she’s probably going to jail. It’s not her drug dealing boss, although he lost a pound of product. It’s whoever was fucking Claudia Ibarra. He’ll never be able to get this image out of his head and he’ll never feel adequate again. Nothing worse than finding out your girls number or that she used to fuck a guy hung like a Clydesdale or that one time she shoved a pound of meth the size of a baby inside her. Doesn’t even matter that she double bagged it, this is one image that would make Lex Steel feel like a 12 year old Asian kid.

 

 

Ummm guys, why have we never heard of this girls? Her name is Suzanne Quast. She has a shitty IMDB page and a little Funny or Die page. There’s practically no evidence of this girl anywhere. Why? Why the fuck not? This is the first time “the downfall of America” isn’t an exaggeration. The fact that Suzanne isn’t insanely famous is a TERRIBLE look for us. Gotta be better than this.

 

 

 

Fuck everything, let’s play a game of cactus dodgeball

The "NBA 2K" video game franchise has a reputation as being one of the most, if not the most, detailed sports simulations on the market. The game's designers and developers have worked hard over several years to present the world of the NBA as well as possible, to the point where players look like themselves, play like themselves, and maybe even demand trades like themselves. It's to the point where 2K Sports may eventually create a likeness of the NBA so accurate that it becomes more human than the real humans it's based on. After all, we're only six years away from the events of " Blade Runner ." It appears that the 2K crew is now getting serious about improving the quality of their sideline celebrations. As seen in this Instagram video from digital marketing director Ronnie Singh, Golden State Warriors bench celebration star Kent Bazemore is getting motion-captured for the newest version of the game. Although this performance obviously doesn't have the spontaneity of Bazemore's in-game celebrations, it's safe to say they picked the perfect man for the job. Earlier Tuesday, our Dan Devine noted that "NBA 2K14" will feature 14 European teams for the first time in the series' history, but it's now clear that 2K did not extend their reach overseas for fear that they had no NBA worlds left to conquer. The only potential problem with this celebration plan, as I see it, is that Bazemore's antics might be a little too iconic to use for the rest of the league. In a way, it's the bench celebration equivalent of giving every shooting guard Kobe Bryant's form on jump shots. We associate the style too closely with one player for it to work for everyone. Related coverage on Yahoo! Sports: • Manu Ginobili, Spurs agree on two-year deal • NBA waits as Dwight Howard mulls his options • Kings offer Andre Iguodala a royal sum • Kevin Martin to sign with Timberwolves

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Mazda showed off its brand-new 2014 Mazda3 at an event in New York City earlier this week, and we have to say, at first blush, we're pretty impressed. It looks fantastic - like a smaller, hatch'd version of the already sleek Mazda6 sedan that went on sale earlier this year. And with a 200-pound weight reduction, efficient Skyactiv gasoline engines underhood and Mazda's usual focus on driving dynamics above all, we're willing to bet that the new Three will be a pretty decent steer.

Of course, being enthusiasts, we're already setting our sights on the next-generation Mazdaspeed3, rendered here by artist Theo Chin. To our eyes, it's not a very imaginative transformation, but is likely a spot-on rendering for what the next car will look like. And it's really, really hot.

While Mazda hasn't exactly confirmed that the new Speed3 will be coming, sources within the automaker have indicated that a third-generation version of the MS3 is under development. Thing is, the Japanese automaker wants to give the standard Mazda3 some time to grow in the market, so we might not see the new Speed3 until something like 2016, with a possible diesel version to arrive before then.

The big unknown, however, is what will power the new Speed3. Of course, we're big fans of the DISI 2.3-liter turbocharged inline four-cylinder that's currently used, producing 263 horsepower, but Mazda could certainly be developing something new. A turbo-four setup is a given, and power will likely fall closer to 275 hp for the new car. Bring it on.

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Morning music: Moones “Better Energy"

Click the annotations and watch the band get drunker.