Who’ll be there for you?
It's time to find out for definite which Friends character you're most like, and how much like the others you are, too.
A new question will appear after you've given an answer. There are 14 altogether. Ready?
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Michael BurattiThis is a good one because it tells you what percentage of each character you are.
Who’ll be there for you?
A new question will appear after you've given an answer. There are 14 altogether. Ready?
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Michael BurattiSince Emily didn't share this, I am forced to.
The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives.
Michael BurattiLast one, then back to work.
You’re obviously a god, but in which mythology?
Michael BurattiSince Emily is in the process of moving, it falls upon me to do the quiz sharing.
Like, you know, whatever.
Michael BurattiThe quiz is cute, but you have to include the image link to include the description of your character in the comments.
Shop for a brand-new doggy identity.
Michael BurattiI love chicken fried steak!
Michael BurattiOnly 73%...I would have guessed at least in the 80s.
WASHINGTON—According to a study released Wednesday by the American Sociological Association, approximately 73 percent of all marble statuettes of the Greek mythological figure Achilles are used to bludgeon a wealthy dowager to death. “Our research shows that almost two-thirds of marble statuettes depicting Achilles brandishing a sword and shield are at some point used to strike and ultimately kill a widow who inherited the vast fortune of her late husband,” said study co-author Emily Reyment, adding that in over half of documented cases, the large figurine is silently picked up from a pedestal or mantel before being held high over the unsuspecting elderly woman after she had turned away to pour another cup of tea for her guest. “After crushing the dowager’s skull, 22 percent of the blood-stained statuettes are frantically wiped down with a handkerchief and then hidden in the hollow of a grandfather clock, while 15 ...
Michael BurattiThe joke's on him - the international cabal meets semi-annually in nearby Sioux City, Iowa, and he has NO IDEA!!!!. That's where we do all our planning. Muhahahahaha!!!!!
COUNCIL BLUFFS, IA—As he trumpeted his comprehensive knowledge of the manifold ways that the religious group has colluded to consolidate global power, sources confirmed Wednesday that local man Will Logan, an expert on the international Jewish conspiracy, has never been more than 40 miles outside of Council Bluffs, IA. “The banks, the media, Hollywood—they control it all,” said Logan, a leading authority on the shadowy cabal of Jewry that spans every nation on earth, as well as a man who has never ventured as far as Des Moines, driven for more than an hour in any direction, or boarded an airplane. “They write all the laws themselves and just hand them to the politicians. All those elected officials, they’re just puppets.” Logan, who has also never read a history book, later described how the conspiracy went back centuries.
Michael BurattiA nice, light read about a pantry item that some keep in stock. We keep another item in lieu of molasses - cane syrup. But that's a whole other article I'm sure.
Michael BurattiEmily has fallen off on sharing the quizzes so I have taken it upon myself to share one.
Drumroll please…
Michael BurattiI love to travel, but my top destinations do not coincide with Trip Advisor.
♫ I’m leavin’ on a jet plane ♫
Michael BurattiVery funny, fitting comments.
Due to a spike in demand, Penguin is printing 75,000 new copies of George Orwell’s dystopian novel 1984, currently a bestseller on Amazon. What do you think?
Michael BurattiCan I just have $1M of their money? Is that too much to ask?
Oxfam International reports that Bill Gates, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, Carlos Slim, Jeff Bezos, Amancio Ortega, Larry Ellison, and Michael Bloomberg have a collective net worth of $426 billion, as much as the world’s poorest 3.6 billion people. What do you think?
Michael BurattiIf 6/10 people really don't have $500 in savings, I'm concerned for their financial wellbeing.
A recent survey found that six in 10 Americans did not have savings of $500 in case of unforeseen expenses. What do you think?
Michael BurattiWhat about those old-timey phones that had the mouthpiece affixed to the wall and the earpiece on a cord? Can't use a banana to imitate that type of phone.
BALTIMORE—According to a report published Tuesday by researchers at Johns Hopkins University, bananas remain the overwhelming fruit of choice among individuals pretending to receive a telephone call. “Our research found that when subjects simulate the act of answering a phone, the banana is their preferred fruit nearly 100 percent of the time,” said report co-author Martha Gross, who noted that when people seated near a basket of assorted fruit begin to mimic the sound of a ringing telephone, they almost invariably choose to raise a banana to their ear, eschewing all other fruits. “During our study, we never once observed anyone shouting ‘Hello?’ into an apple, pausing for several moments as if listening to the other end of a conversation while holding a peach to the side of their face, or slamming down a bunch of grapes while saying ‘Click!’ For the vast majority of people who hold imaginary ...
Michael BurattiFunny because it's true...sad because it's true.
Michael BurattiHere's another one.
NEW HAVEN, CT—Noting its slumping posture, slack expression, and overall downcast appearance, sources confirmed Wednesday that a vessel for male sexual gratification was very sad today. “It definitely appears to be upset,” said sources, adding that the object that exists solely for men’s physical pleasure was presently sitting unmoving with a distant, empty stare. “It doesn’t look happy. What’s wrong with it? I don’t like the way it’s ignoring me.” At press time, sources had decided to go over to the sexual apparatus and tell it to smile.
Michael BurattiStill reeling from the election? This won't help.
Michael BurattiSpatchcocking a turkey really cuts down on cooking time.
Michael BurattiAh, motivational posters.
Print them out and hang them on your wall forever.
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Michael BurattiWhile I don't identify with the RA notes, I really like the GIFs.
“There ain’t no party like a Liz Lemon party ‘cuz a Liz Lemon party is mandatory.”
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Michael BurattiI got a freaking Mountain Hare. Apparently my patronus is an animal woefully low on the food chain. That worries me.
I was hoping for a Liger, Napoleon Dynamite style.
I DID MY WAITING. TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
(I'm in Gryffindor because obviously.)
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If you fail to answer a question within 5-ish seconds, it'll just move on to the next question, as I learned while trying to take this screenshot.
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Michael BurattiHilariously wrong. I don't know how it got what it got, but I got:
50 in Tennessee
You are what you eat.
Michael BurattiThis is a fun one! Love the quizzes.
You Got: 60% President, 40% Vice President!
You've got a good mix of presidential and vice presidential! You're a natural leader, but you're also humble enough to take a back seat when you need to and listen to others. You're going to go far in life...
Do you belong in the Oval Office, or in the office down the corridor?
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Michael BurattiIf you want a 50 question quiz, here you go...
You got 49 out of 50 right!
Well done!! Your knowledge of the state quarters is amazing. Your mind is a steel trap.
How closely do you look at your coins?
Michael BurattiI really like Parks and Rec
You won’t learn this alphabet in a stupid, useless library.
The only people who will ever think that Ben is the coolest person in the room.
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As in, all of it.
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Pizza's more attractive and tastier cousin.
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Ron Swanson's jazz saxophone-playing alter ego who is irresistible to almost every woman.
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Michael BurattiI do not make pancakes for my chickens. But my chickens also lead a pretty cushy chicken-life.
These chickens are eating better than me.
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Michael BurattiHomestarrunner is still greatness even though their prime was over 10 years ago.
Michael BurattiI wanted a break in my day and Emily hasn't posted a non-Pokemon quiz in days.
Find out whether or not you really do know nothing.