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blahmanda: Maybe we should all take a break to watch The Philadelphia Story and calm down.
Here is an anthropomorphic Croc eating some regular Crocs....

Here is an anthropomorphic Croc eating some regular Crocs. It’s a delicacy over here! You’d have to have the sophisticated palate of a sentient, cannibalistic, comfortable gardening shoe to appreciate it! (at Paris)
“HEY! No horseplay in the pool area!” (at Musée...

“HEY! No horseplay in the pool area!” (at Musée Rodin)
simonpegg: Dear religious anti-gay people. Serious question: within the realm of your beliefs, if God didn't lovingly create gay people. Who did?
a box of bandaids at preschool is the same as a carton of cigarettes in jail
INTERVIEW: One Life to Live's Josh Kelly on Reprising Cutter, Trusting Prospect Park, JWoww and Movie Deals
Don't mistake Josh Kelly for just another pretty face — though that face is awfully pretty! This talented actor has game, which is why he experienced no hesitation in signing on board for Prospect Park's second attempt to reboot One Life to Live.
Starting April 29 on Hulu, Hulu Plus, iTunes and FX Canada, Kelly will once again be on our screens as fictional Llanview, PA.'s resident bad boy Cutter Wentworth. I caught up with the actor at a recent OLTL set visit.
Kelly served up the Long Island iced tea on Cutter's involvement with Nikki, a bartender at the new Llanview hot spot Shelter. Did I mention she's played by none other than Jersey Shore's JWoww? He also offered up the skinny cocktail on how a movie project he's attached to led to his initial involvement with Prospect Park.
Daytime Confidential: How excited are you to be back at One Life to Live?
Josh Kelly: Really excited.
DC: Were you apprehensive signing back on for the show, given what happened the last time it attempted to resume production?
JK: No. I trust Prospect Park. I really like the company. I'm really glad to be working for this company. DC: is the pace the same with online as it is with broadcast TV?
JK: The pace is about the same. I think its a little easier, actually, because its a half-hour show. It's really less that you have to do. I think it will be more palatable for the audience to have a half-hour show, as opposed to an hour everyday.
DC: What was the ultimate deciding factor that convinced you to step back into the role of Cutter?
JK: I missed the show. I missed the people on the show. I didn't like any of the the pilots I read for this year and I really like being part of the [OLTL] cast; especially in the way that it's been working. They're really encouraging creativity from us. I think it's an opportunity to do smoothing new and cool.
Music Video Of The Day: George Harrison And Eric Clapton 'Taxman'
Here's Alison Brie Acting Out the Memes You Love
Paul F. Tompkins's YouTube series Speakeasy has a wonderful new guest in the always affable Alison Brie. She chatted with Tompkins at length about filming Mad Men and fans sharing "Trudy Campbell and Annie Edison are totally related" theories — and then she did a whole separate clip built around recreating a few popular ... More »
Toddler Junkie Immediately Hooked On Looking At Trains After First Exhilarating High
Terrified 'Newsroom' Writers Nodding Heads At Every Bad Idea Aaron Sorkin Says
First Dibs: Who Took Home The Golden Popcorn At The MTV Movie Awards?
JesshelgaSharing for the Damon/Barroso note.
What did Justin Bieber write in Anne Frank‘s guestbook that was so offensive? Which famous funnyman officiated Matt Damon‘s vow renewal ceremony? And which U.S. President is now a grandfather? All this in today’s First Dibs.
- Marvel’s The Avengers won the biggest battle at the MTV Movie Awards last night when the superhero flick took home the Golden Popcorns for Best Movie, Best Fight and Best Villain (Tom Hiddleston as Loki). It was also a big night for Silver Linings Playbook (Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper took home Best Male Performance, Best Female Performace and Best Kiss) and host Rebel Wilson who took home Best Breakthrough Performance and Best Musical Moment for Pitch Perfect. For a full list of winners visit MTV.com. And if you missed the show and only have 49 seconds, check out this supercut of the night’s best moments:
- Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam this weekend and left an interesting note in the holocaust museum’s guest book: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” [Facebook]
- Wedding bells rang for a second time for Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, this weekend. The two renewed their vows in an intimate ceremony in St. Lucia that boasted such guests as Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Emily Blunt & John Krasinski, and Jimmy Kimmel, who officiated the ceremony. [Eonline.com]
- President George W. Bush is now a proud grandpa. His daughter Jenna Bush-Hager gave birth to her first child, a girl named Margaret Laura on Saturday evening. According to the Bush family, the baby is named after her grandmothers and will go by “Mila” for short. [Daily Mail]
Ten Famous People Who Signed the Anne Frank House Guest Book Without Beclowning Themselves
JesshelgaJustin Bieber: outclassed by Chris Fucking Noth of all people. Jesus.
Justin Bieber is a talented singer, dancer, and large-gold-chain wearer, but his guest-book-signing skills can use some work. "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl," he wrote in the guest book of the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam over the weekend. "Hopefully she would have been a ... More »
DaveHolmes: Real talk, you guys: Paul Newman was very handsome.
michaeljnelson: I understand a guy on American Horror Story died with a hot poker up his butt. His last words: "Well, this is way better than 'Glee'."
ShawnHatosy: Being bow legged is great for playing a cowboy, but sucks when I have to portray wimpy characters because I literally can't cross my legs.
American Idol Recap: Glitter in the Air
Jesshelga"his version of “Close to You” is straight-up top-five worst performances I’ve ever seen on this show. Like, maybe two correct notes in the entire thing. Also, the Spanish Redneck Guy is wearing a Magic Eye painting as a suit, and when I stare into it, I see a guy who’s overstayed his welcome."
There ya go, Kristen!
We’re down to the top six, so American Idol is cutting tonight’s show to a tight, breezy hour freeing up some time in the prime-time lineup and using their flagging-but-still-considerable audience to prop up one of their struggling sitcoms, showing a modicum of respect for their audience making the finalists ... More »
blahmanda: (2/2) ...or one based on watching vintage tv movies on Netflix? (Keep in mind these are imaginary, so I could do both.)
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey Buried the Hatchet
Some of the sweetest early-nineties comedies somehow inspired some of the bitterest feuds, and though Bill Murray and Harold Ramis still haven't reconciled after filming Groundhog Day, at least the trio of talents who gave us Wayne's World have decided to settle their differences. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Academy ... More »
Markgatiss: I wish Morrissey would do stand up.
dlelandwhite: Actor guy in the supermarket, about 26% famous, insisting on wearing sunglasses inside. If you are this dude's friend, please tell him.
The Insecurity Pie

Previously: The #DreamLover Pie
Ann Friedman is at home in a pair of black leggings eating a Ritter Sport.
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dlelandwhite: 9 minutes spent planning a screening of SCARY MOVIE 5. Could have used that time for my hobby of chewing on aluminum foil + broken glass.
blahmanda: (1/2) Should I have a podcast called "The Late Bloomer" about a 35 yr old womangirl trying to get her shit together...
wilw: Anne: "If you look up split ends on Web MD, it will tell you that your hair has cancer."
DaveHolmes: And now Jeremy Piven looks like a version of the Monopoly Man who does coke, and it's just like what the fuck is even going on anymore.
JesshelgaThe whole series of Holmes Piven Tweets is amazing.
LONDON. ONE MORE CHANCE. Tonight and tomorrow are SOLD OUT. Come...
JesshelgaAll of his TumblrBees for his London gig have been phenomenal.

LONDON. ONE MORE CHANCE. Tonight and tomorrow are SOLD OUT.
Come see my final performance on Saturday!
The Soho Theatre (Downstairs)
Saturday, 13 April, 9:30 PM
Tickets: HERE.
Hailee Steinfeld Joins Tommy Lee Jones’s The Homesman
Frontier veteran/16-year-old actress Hailee Steinfeld is joining The Homesman, Tommy Lee Jones's upcoming directorial project. The film will feature a starry array of talent including Jones, Meryl Streep, Hilary Swank, James Spader, John Lithgow, and Tim Blake Nelson. Steinfeld is set to play "a poor, simple, and barefooted teenager named ... More »


