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13 Aug 23:37
Dads Are the Elephants of Dumb Jokes: They Never Forget
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13 Aug 23:22
This Is Why You Don't Study Physics
31 Jul 00:27
The Different Things That Keep Us Up at Night
31 Jul 00:21
[chainsawsuit.com] button, button
this was an ’80s twilight zone episode based on a richard matheson short story
tune in tomorrow for more topical references
29 Jul 02:59
A Completely Inaccurate, but Awesome, Way to Describe a Ferret
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26 Jul 04:02
Anonymous says FML
by Anonymous
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
23 Jul 23:04
[chainsawsuit.com] the movie lover
i had this friend, where conversations weren’t about conversing; they were just opportunities for his expertise to be demonstrated to me. he didn’t want input, he just wanted you to say you were impressed
i do not have that friend anymore
22 Jul 00:53
Pandamomma says FML
by Thegigglewascute
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
20 Jul 15:06
Richard Stevens of Diesel Sweeties on the Five Facebook Posts You'll Never See
11 Jul 23:25
Anonymous says FML
by Anonymous
Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML
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