Madison Metricula

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15 Sep 15:07

"As A Father of Daughters"

Listen, as a father of daughters, I’m really against this kind of behavior, this kind of treatment of women. The kind where they get hurt or they can’t vote or…
12 Sep 13:50

I'm A Gamer

I’m a gamer. I’m really into games. I’m hardcore into tag. I’m just saying that if a woman wants to play Heads Up Seven Up, she needs to understand Heads Up…
11 Sep 12:18

Misandrist Car Service Coming to Terrorize NYC Males

Madison Metricula

THINK OF THE MEN

This month brings the latest piece of evidence for the vast American conspiracy against men: SheRides, an Uber-style car service locator for ladies only. The…
08 Sep 14:11

Female Runner Who Uses Nike+ to Draw Dicks Is an American Hero

Most runners I know who are not also liars acknowledge that running sucks much (okay, most) of the time. Usually, I deal with how much I hate it by complaining…
08 Sep 14:11

YOUR MISANDRY PLAYLIST: My 15 Favorite Songs About Killing And/Or Hating Men

WHAT'S THAT? I can't hear you over the MISANDRY. MISANDRY! It's really hot right now . Which is great news for me, as I've almost completed my statement…
10 Jul 15:05

IT HAPPENED TO ME: I Went On A Date With An MRA, And He Assaulted Me When I Wouldn't Have Sex With Him

Madison Metricula

I find this completely believable because I have experienced some of the same language. I'm so glad my guy friends aren't shitheads.

Like you, I’ve had many dating missteps. From the guy who laughed at me because I’d never played "Grand Theft Auto," to the guy who pinched my cheeks and kept…
25 Jun 17:29

Ayn Rand's Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Hermione ached with desire for the both of them to master her, but nobody paid her any attention. http://t.co/chrSnn7c34
25 Jun 17:29

7 Common Yet Complicated Vagina Problems Every Woman Faces

I am convinced my vagina should have the next lead role on “Game of Thrones,” because recently, it has done nothing but plot sadistic revenge. Like many women…
24 Jun 15:29

Here Are The Most Creatively Genius Ways To Hide Ugly Stuff In Your House. #12 = Brilliant.

Keeping your house clean and tidy can do wonders for the mood of everyone that lives inside. Nothing is worse than wading through a disorganized pile as you’re…
21 May 15:58

High School Teacher Targeted in Gross Upskirt Photo Competition

Madison Metricula

The article says this is what happens when we treat women like objects instead of people. I think it should focus more on what insufferable dicks those boys are.

Six students have been expelled and six more suspended after administrators at a Bay area Catholic high school discovered the boys had been taking upskirt…
21 May 15:57

Is It Time We Stopped Using The Word “Miss?”

Madison Metricula

In a word: yes. I don't want my honorific to address my marital status or even my gender. But I'm willing to compromise to move things along.

Can we all agree one thing? The word “Miss” needs to go. A recent article in the UK’s Telegraph explored the sexism behind the courtesy titles  still used in…
21 May 15:56

What If We Admitted to Children That Sex Is About Pleasure?

Madison Metricula

The world will collapse

What If We Admitted to Children That Sex Is About Pleasure? - Pacific Standard: The Science of Society http://t.co/2pgXjGNRp4
21 May 15:56

State Legislators Among NC’s Duplicate Voters | The Progressive Pulse

Ruh-oh!!! "State Legislators Among NC’s Duplicate Voters" | The Progressive Pulse http://t.co/M46aynbzWQ #ncgov #ncpol
21 May 15:55

Woman Sues Georgia City Over Unconstitutional Sex Toy Ban

Madison Metricula

Soon, soon... Also, lol. "Small government"

For residents of Sandy Springs, Georgia procuring sex toys is not as easy as walking down to one's friendly neighborhood Walgreens and picking up a "personal…
16 May 20:02

Missouri Senate Passes 72-Hour Abortion Waiting Period

Madison Metricula

Just in case she wandered in on a whim. Waiting periods are an unlawful barrier to access for a legal medical procedure, especially for poor women in states where there is ONE clinic.

The Missouri senate has passed a bill requiring women to wait 72-hours after counseling before getting an abortion. It joins Utah and South Dakota as the only…
16 May 20:00

"You Can Always Try Again" And Other Rude Things People Said When I Told Them I Was Having Another Daughter

Madison Metricula

Why would you say this? I hear people say this.

On June 22nd, 2013, I paced nervously in my tiny bathroom. I hate waiting for most things, but waiting for a pregnancy test is the worst. I needed to know if I…
16 May 19:59

Homeschooled Girl Kicked Out of Prom Because of Leering Dads

In case you weren't already convinced that most high school dress codes are sexist bullshit meant to police young women's behavior along totally arbitrary…
16 May 19:59

Women and the ‘I Don’t Know’ Problem

Katty Kay, anchor of the BBC World News America, and Claire Shipman, national correspondent for ABC’s “Good Morning America,” explore in “The Confidence Code”…
16 May 15:20

Every Healthy Morning Habit You Should Adopt Right Now

Madison Metricula

The last line really brings it all home

Ever wonder why your life isn't any better than it is? It's probably because you aren't engaged in a series of time-tested healthy habits bright and early in…
16 May 15:20

Walking While Fat and Female – Or, Why I Don’t Care Not All Men are Like That

I started walking between 5 and 12 miles a day about year after I moved to Seattle. The main motivator was a crippling anxiety about being late coupled with an…
16 May 15:20

Study: Driving While Pregnant Might Result In More Crashes

Madison Metricula

This is the first step in my dystopian hellscape of reduced citizenship for pregnant people.

One of the main culprits blamed for car accidents is that dastardly villain, Distraction. And if there’s one time in her life when a woman might be just a wee…
12 May 18:44

So You Think Women’s Magazines Aren’t That Bad? Bullshit. | The Vagenda

'So you think women's magazines aren't that bad? Bullshit.' http://t.co/ryT2DON7te Great bullshit-collecting by @VagendaMagazine
02 May 15:26

Man Photoshops Himself Into Girlfriend's Childhood Photos

Madison Metricula

Not sure if sweet or creepy

Sure, I’ve engaged in a little bit of creeper-like behavior with a few of my former girlfriends in the past, as shocking as that may be—but this is something…
22 Apr 13:04

Remarkably Sane Judge Just Threw Out America's Strictest Abortion Law

Madison Metricula

A six week ban in insane. One of Richard's co-workers was talking about he thought a 12-week ban was "perfectly reasonable" because that's an entire third of a typical pregnancy. Richard--bless him--pointed out that many women don't even know they're pregnant by then. They may not be getting periods at all, or still getting what looks like periods at the regular intervals, or whatever. The other guy was, like, "Wow, I didn't know that happened."

22 Apr 13:01

Blood and Iron: The unacknowledged misogyny of the far right

Madison Metricula

Is it really unacknowledged? A lot of far-righters re proud to say some of these things.

This photo is famous; less well known is its context. Many of the books Nazi footsoldiers are burning here are from the library of Magnus Hirschfeld’s Institute…
22 Apr 13:00

Congressmen Just Can't Stop Getting Porn in the Mail

Madison Metricula

Every time a congressperson gets an unwanted Hustler, Larry Flint rolls over Jerry Falwell's grave in his golden wheelchair

S Every member of Congress gets Hustler in the mail. No member of Congress can stop it. Who’s to say they’d want to? National Journal’s Matt Vasilogambros…
22 Apr 12:59

'It's OK to drink six pints a day,' says alcohol expert

Madison Metricula

Don't even care about the science let's get on this

This just in: a bottle of wine a day is cool according to SCIENCE http://t.co/V5UtjDSxeV
22 Apr 12:59

Fake Geek Guys: A Message to Men About Sexual Harassment

Madison Metricula

In other news, old news.

New piece by me -- Fake Geek Guys: A Message to Men About Sexual Harassment http://t.co/kvvmFOCnBc
22 Apr 12:58

Bros, This Is How Your Slut-Shaming Is Backfiring. A Sex Researcher Explains

Madison Metricula

So wait... They're saying women are less likely to feel okay having casual sex with you if you utterly degrade their autonomy and choices? Where's that piece of chocolate so I can pass it around and regain my proper amount of shame

22 Apr 12:56

Captain Underpants Gets More Calls for Censorship Than Fifty Shades

Madison Metricula

There is no logic in this world