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Tennessee could become the first state to criminalize pregnancy
Madison Metricula"Wow, I wish there was a way to discourage poor, pregnant women from seeking help with drug addiction!"
Not Only Did I Not Breastfeed, I Didn't Even Try
Madison MetriculaPeople are super weird about breastffeding opinions. Wow to heap on the pressure. Also, I drank Alex's breast milk one time. It was pretty good.
Phyllis Schlafly Has Really Outdone Herself This Time
Madison MetriculaThe gist: If we close the gender wage gap, then women will have a harder time finding husbands who make more than them, and marriage will END AS WE KNOW IT.
I would love to make more money than Richard because /then we would have more money/.
Mad at Your Partner? You Should Probably Eat Something.
Madison MetriculaGah, story of my life. Also, duh. Still glad to see some confirmation though.
Activist Monica Jones Found Guilty of "Manifesting Prostitution"
Madison MetriculaAll other things aside, "manifesting prostitution"? It sounds like the kind of thing someone has to get "arrested" for in a porn set up.
Death, Freedom, and Cold Winters « OkTrends
Madison MetriculaShared for: "North Dakotans are strange: they’re apparently more for the equality of life, but also more for killing. These men are nihilists."
Ow.ly - image uploaded by @ncwu
Madison Metricula"Powerful Yogurt: Yogurt for Men"
Friendly Resting Face Is Also Real
Madison MetriculaOH GOD THIS IS WHAT I HAVE. Strangers come up to me and start talking about being suicidal or their exes or where the snack aisle is ALL THE TIME
The Comment Section For Every Article About Bikini Waxing Ever
Madison MetriculaI love the Toast. Also, this is very real. Especially the invocation of Godwin's Law
It Isn't Jim Bob Who Keeps Impregnating Mrs. Duggar--It's CAPITALISM
Madison MetriculaIt is an interesting point that their family business--now being handed down through the generations of Duggars--is having kids.
Feminist Writers React To Classic Viral YouTube Videos
Madison MetriculaNot great, but the last one with LeGuin is awesome
I got a shout-out from SNL! Sort of...
Erotica Written By An Alien Horrified By The Human Body
Madison Metriculatbh, I feel this way about sex if I think about it too hard
Sports Radio Host Doesn't Understand Paternity Leave: 'It's a Scam'
Madison Metricula"What's he gonna do? Sit and hold his wife's hand?"
An Interview With A Hypothetical Super-Independent Athlete Baby
Madison MetriculaSee http://jezebel.com/sports-radio-host-doesnt-understand-paternity-leave-1557576331
The good news: Mississippi is finally teaching sex ed.
Madison Metriculalol: "The curricula adopted by the school district in Oxford called on students to unwrap a piece of chocolate, pass it around class and observe how dirty it became."
This Is What the GOP's War On Science Looks Like
Madison MetriculaThere are some truly outrageous--truly, truly, truly outrageous quotes in here. Like, microclimate denial.
The problem that needs to be fixed is not kick all the girls out of YA, it’s teach boys that stories featuring female protagonists or written by female authors also apply to them. Boys fall in...
Madison MetriculaOnce you start tallying, it's amazing how many "neutral" stories/items feature boys and the others are "for girls". That's what all this Frozen/Hunger Games/Divergent mania is so fun! Girls aren't the only ones buying these books and movies.
Something Awful - The Final Battle in the War on Men's Rights
Madison MetriculaThe Tears of Mystery....
Behold the Grossest, Perviest Picture American Apparel Has Ever Posted
Madison MetriculaBEHOLD
The Six Best Items I've Stolen From Boyfriends and Will Never Give Back
Madison MetriculaI've stolen some of my favorite sweaters from ex-boyfriends. I'm not ashamed. One time I even took the book he was in the middle of reading JUST FOR SPITE. Though I did take down my curtains and hang the old ones back up and didn't make him move out of the house we rented together. THAT'S moral high ground at 25.
After-birth: 10 surprises from those first days after delivery -
Madison MetriculaNot selling this childbirth thing. I stand by the fact there is no god or intelligent designer because I MEAN REALLY. My friend who just had her baby would have literally bled to death if it weren't for modern medicine.
Socially Awkward Isn’t An Excuse
Madison Metriculatl;dr: socially awkward isn't as excuse for being creepy and it's giving actual socially awkward people a bad name. Also, there's an awesome facebook message screen cap that hits super close to home after being a barista.
This is your brain on knitting
Madison MetriculaThe girl who owns my favorite knitting store started knitting to help her deal with all the anxiety of treating bulimia!
Shouldn't the Breast Pump Be as Elegant as an iPhone and as Quiet as a Prius by Now?
Madison MetriculaI know I joke about the continued perpetuation of patriarchal discrimination against women, but if it had to do with penises or something we'd have worked this out by now. Even popular vibrators aren't properly designed. If the rotating beads are at the tip instead of the base, it's useless rotating beads. There are more nerves in the lower part of the vaginal canal, people!!
The Scientific Quest to Prove Bisexuality Exists
Madison MetriculaMoney quote:
“This is what happens when you’re stuck in a car with bisexual activists,” said Brad S. Kane, who was behind the wheel. “More bisexual-themed puns and plays on words than any human should have to endure.”
New! in Pointlessly Gendered Products » Sociological Images
Madison MetriculaThe pointlessly gendered eggs were pretty good
For Two People, A Wedding Announcement
Madison MetriculaI try to be romantic but I'm not very good at it either.