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17 May 19:00

Half Of America Is Not Prepared For A $100 Emergency

by Ashlee Kieler

If you opened your mailbox today and found that you owed the city $100 and you had to pay it right away, would you be able to? A new report claims that nearly half of us are not prepared to absorb this cost, and more than 1-in-4 Americans is up a creek if they have to unexpectedly pay as little as $10. 

This is according to a new survey [PDF] from Bloomberg and New America, which looks at — among other things — our ability to cope with financial surprises.

For instance, when 1,000 online respondents were asked if they were prepared for unexpected expenses, such as medical bills or home repairs, the majority did not have a safety net to cover these bills.

Four out of five survey respondents said they would not be able to afford an unanticipated bill of $1,000. If you’ve ever been hit with a medical emergency that your insurance didn’t fully cover, you probably know that $1,000 is a small amount compared to many hospital bills.

A $100 surprise invoice would put 48% of Americans in a bind, says the survey. That means something like a parking ticket, a minor auto repair, or a broken window would land them in debt.

Even at $10 — an amount that many people will spend on a forgettable lunch on any given day — 28% of respondents said they would have to worry about being able to pay.

Given all this uncertainty, it makes sense that most respondents put a premium on stability. However, most people say they aren’t sure how much they are going to earn from month to month. In fact, a quarter of American workers say their income varies on a weekly basis.

In spite of all this uncertainty, most respondents (73%) said they expect their kids to do better and make more money than they do.

They also reported being a bit more optimistic of their own futures, with 61.7% of survey participants noting that they expected make more money than they do today in a few years. Another 33.1% expect to make the same, while 5.2% say they will likely make less money in the future.

“Our research reminded us that most workers want certainty more than making more money, more than doing work they feel is important and meaningful,” the report states.

17 May 18:39

Elizabeth Warren: I Would 'Absolutely' Support Impeachment If Russia Allegations Are Proven

by Prachi Gupta & Joanna Rothkopf on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel
ThePrettiestOne

All of them, or any of them?

Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren would “absolutely” support impeaching President Donald Trump if allegations about his relationship with Russia are proven true, she said in an interview with Jezebel on Wednesday afternoon.

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17 May 18:39

Armadillo Plays With Favorite Toy

by Jeff Wysaski

via to

The post Armadillo Plays With Favorite Toy appeared first on Pleated-Jeans.com.

17 May 18:15

Trump whines: 'No politician in history has been treated worse or more unfairly'

by rss@dailykos.com (Kerry Eleveld)
ThePrettiestOne

OK, but why are rich white me so obsessed with the idea of "fairness," anyway? Are they all toddlers?

When you go to your military graduation to hear an uplifting commencement speech from your commander in chief, it's this type of line that truly inspires:

“No politician in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.” 

That was part of longer rant in which Trump assured U.S. Coast Guard cadets he was addressing Wednesday that they would not always be treated fairly, but that they should "fight, fight, fight" anyway and eventually they would win. "That's why I won," he concluded.

Really, read this excerpt and go ahead and psychoanalyze Trump. He's not even talking about the cadets—perhaps he’s forgotten he’s even there. He's wallowing in his own mistreatment, then celebrating himself for rising from the ashes like a phoenix, against all odds.

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17 May 17:01

Rest of the world asked to please dumb it down for Donald

by rss@dailykos.com (Mark Sumner)
ThePrettiestOne

Does anyone else shudder when he does that "donald trump" thing and says. "now, I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but"

Taking your toddler to the store can be a challenge. Will those chubby fingers accidentally knock over something valuable? Will he say something embarrassing just as you’re trying to have a nice adult conversation? Oddly enough, White House insiders prepping Donald Trump for his first overseas visit have exactly the same concerns.

Besieged by controversy at home, U.S. President Donald Trump is under pressure to stick to the script and avoid fresh flare-ups when he embarks this week on his first foreign trip, a nine-day trek to the Middle East and Europe.

But considering his behavior issues at home, there’s a lot of worry about taking Trump out in public.

Some doubt whether Trump, a businessman-turned politician who never held elective office before becoming president in January, is ready for a smooth presidential debut abroad.

It’s not being a “businessman” that’s Trump’s problem. It’s his lack of experience in being responsible, thoughtful, empathetic, or humble. All those things we’re supposed to learn in kindergarten. However, in an effort to minimize the damage from Trump’s visit, the White House is working to Trump-proof the world. Keeping breakables away from stubby fingers. Keeping speeches short enough for Trump to understand.

NATO is scrambling its upcoming meeting to avoid Donald Trump’s notoriously short attention span. The alliance is telling heads of state to limit talks to two to four minutes at a time …

17 May 16:55

18 Kids With Great Reasons to Cry

by Derek
ThePrettiestOne

OK, in that one kid's defense, what kind of evil parent puts a hot dog in the middle of perfectly good cornbread?

Sometimes a good reason to cry is just that anything happened. [via sadanduseless]                   

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17 May 16:51

John McCain: Trump Scandal Nearing "Watergate Size and Scale"

by Inae Oh
ThePrettiestOne

OK, I'm getting a bit offended at the comparisons between Nixon and Trump. Nixon was an ass, but he was an intelligent ass who basically got Peter Principled into what he didn't know was his worst nightmare.
Trump got his widdle feewin's hurt at a WH correspondents dinner and decided to I DO WHAT I WANT himself into his Dunning–Kruger influenced dream job to get back at the terrible n-word man who had mocked him.

Hours after the New York Times reported—and multiple news outlets confirmed—that President Donald Trump had asked former FBI Director James Comey to drop the bureau's investigation into Michael Flynn, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said the president's mounting scandals were inching towards Watergate proportions.

"I think we've seen this movie before," the Arizona senator said at the International Republican Institute's Freedom Awards on Tuesday. "I think it's reaching a point where it's of Watergate size and scale, and a couple of other scandals that you and I have seen. It's a centipede that the shoe continues to drop."

When asked by former Face the Nation host Bob Schieffer if he had any advice to offer Trump, McCain encouraged the president to "get it all out."

"It's not going to be over until every aspect of it is thoroughly examined and the American people have made a judgment," he continued. "The longer you delay, the longer it's going to last."

McCain's remarks on Tuesday echo similar concerns from Republican senators, who have grown increasingly exasperated from the near daily controversies to come from the White House. The scandals surrounding Trump reached a particularly chaotic point last week, after Trump's sudden decision to fire Comey and the president's own admission he asked the former director if he was under investigation. Trump's tweets threatening the release of possible tape recordings between the two only exacerbated the widening scandal.

There's video—John McCain: "I think it's reaching a point where it's of Watergate size and scale." (via CBS) pic.twitter.com/kpfhUCUat8

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 17, 2017

But the Times bombshell has seemed to mark a turning point in the scandal. While McCain has always called for a thorough investigation into Russia's meddling in the 2016 election and Trump's possible ties to the Kremlin, other Republicans, who previously attempted to downplay or deflect the controversy, now seem to be signaling their unease. Shortly after the news broke, House Oversight Chairman Jason Chaffez (R-Utah) requested the FBI hand over any documents detailing communications between Trump and Comey.

On Wednesday, the Times' conservative columnist Ross Douthat penned an editorial recommending the 25th Amendment be used to remove Trump from office. Some Democrats, meanwhile, are calling for impeachment.

17 May 16:45

autism problem #906

ThePrettiestOne

I actually can do both, under ideal work conditions (ie: I'm doing work I can do well) The problem comes when I use what, to other people look like extra steps, but are actually adjustments for my learning disabilities. But since I used the computer to do tedious shit that I'm bound to do wrong, I actually end up working faster than "normal" people do.

“I can either work well or quickly”

“How about both?”

17 May 16:17

And now for proof that there are Star Trek fans on Mars

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Some kind of jiggery-pokery is plainly going on in Mawrth Vallis…

17 May 16:07

Change Your Passwords: 560 Million Email Credentials Have Been Leaked 

by Susmita Baral

You know by now that you should be changing your passwords regularly— every day there seems to be another cyber security crisis. If you haven’t changed your passwords recently, it’s now officially time: a massive database containing login credentials is floating around the internet.

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17 May 14:02

Chelsea Manning Has Been Released From Prison

by Aimée Lutkin
ThePrettiestOne

Keep her safe.

Chelsea Manning was finally freed early Wednesday morning, after serving seven years in prison for leaking military documents in 2010. Her sentence was commuted by Barack Obama in one of his final acts of president, and somehow Donald Trump managed not to get involved and fuck it up.

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17 May 13:52

My half asleep brain just conjured the sentence “Unhinged French is my favorite genre”...

ThePrettiestOne

I wouldn't call it my favorite genre, but it is a good genre

My half asleep brain just conjured the sentence “Unhinged French is my favorite genre” and I have so many questions

17 May 12:36

Russian Orthodox Leader Sprays Holy Water on Government Computers to Stop WannaCry Attack

by Hemant Mehta
ThePrettiestOne

Ordinarily, I would say something like "Where is your god now?" but I just find it so sad when grown men do the thing they were born to do and it's meaningless twaddle and they embarrassed themselves in front of everyone.

They can hack our political campaigns, but they think spraying water on computers is a smart move...russia-orthodox-patriarch-wannacry
17 May 12:27

systlin: brainlessoutofdate: This is so relatable, I’m...



















systlin:

brainlessoutofdate:

This is so relatable, I’m dying.

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK

17 May 11:39

marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be...

marril96:

sumersprkl:

baku:

the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea bcos you were young and you didnt understand why people would be mean to you when you didnt do anything wrong. 

I spent a lot of my childhood in a constant state of “this is a trap but I don’t know how”

This stayed with me. Sometimes when people are nice to me, I still think they have bad intentions.

17 May 04:58

In Memo, Comey Wrote That Trump Asked Him to Stop Investigating Flynn, Imprison Journalists

by Ellie Shechet on The Slot, shared by Joanna Rothkopf to Jezebel

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

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17 May 04:56

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: paxamericana: birdsfuneral: paxame...

ThePrettiestOne

So wait, now they're blaming professors for getting themselves shot?
I'm SURE that this is a bad why to teach college faculty how to have empathy for sexual assualt survivors, but...



thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

paxamericana:

birdsfuneral:

paxamericana:

hey look, campus carry is working exactly as intended, it’s a feature not a bug, etc etc etc

No one that took the time and effort to get a fucking license to carry a weapon is going to snap on you, Jesus.

People with concealed carry permits have committed at least 29 mass shootings since 2007

Any Rational Country Anywhere in the World: Don’t let violent morons wander around a campus or any other public place carrying a gun

America: Look it’s one thing to say gays, black people, women, hispanics, Jewish people, transgender people and anyone who looks Worryingly Brown can’t have basic human rights and dignity

But saying that people shouldn’t be allowed to wander around with an AK-47 in public is GOING TOO FAR we can’t restrict peoples rights like that!

Rational Countries: Somehow manage to not have a mass shooting every two weeks

America: How can we stop this wave of gun violence it is a mystery that no one can solve it has us BAMBOOZLED

17 May 02:43

drownedinlight: fandomsandfeminism: iceycake-xoxx: fandomsandfeminism: Paying employees a...

ThePrettiestOne

Also, in what world would paying a living wage mean Walmart would HAVE to shut down? Are they suddenly running out of money to squirrel away and never, ever be able to use? Think of the boost to the economy if Walmart paid a living wage. All of those folks out there spending money that otherwise just rots.

drownedinlight:

fandomsandfeminism:

iceycake-xoxx:

fandomsandfeminism:

Paying employees a living wage is part of operating costs. If a business cant afford to pay its employees a living wage, then it has failed as a business and should no longer operate.

Let’s close down Walmart, then all you Americans

Honestly? Fuck Walmart. Their inability to pay their employees a living wage costs taxpayers millions of dollars in welfare subsidies every year. They also sell products which are produced unethically, and run local businesses into the ground. They undermine labor unions and are architectural  and environmental monstrosities. 

Shut ‘em down.

Fandomsandfeminism has a point. And I honestly don’t think I would loose a damn thing by Walmart shutting down.

17 May 02:27

Jordan Peele's Next Project Is a Terrifying Lovecraftian Story About Race in 1950s America

by Charles Pulliam-Moore

It was clear that after Get Out made a cool $162 million in America alone, writer-director Jordan Peele was going to go on and make more fantastic (and hopefully horrifying) things. After a couple of months of speculation, we now know what his next project’s going to be.

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17 May 01:42

Orlando Jones on American Gods' Incredible Mr. Nancy Speech and Racism: 'He’s Just Laying Out What the Fuck It Is'

by Charles Pulliam-Moore
ThePrettiestOne

Angry. Gets. Shit. Done.

This past Sunday’s episode of American Gods introduced us to Mr. Nancy (Orlando Jones), a smooth-talking African trickster god who manifests in the cargo hold of a slave ship making its way from Africa to America. It’s dark, foreboding, painful, and some of the best television I’ve seen in a number of years. I had to…

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17 May 01:25

heidi8:Great shirt, @targetstyle.



heidi8:

Great shirt, @targetstyle.

17 May 01:13

stand-up-gifs:Maria Bamford











stand-up-gifs:

Maria Bamford

17 May 00:29

Some reactionary fuck: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning.

Some reactionary fuck: Take the red pill and question the societal notions you grew up learning.
Leftist/feminist/anti-racist activist: *critiques society*
Reactionary fuck: shut up cuck, stop getting so offended, society is fine
17 May 00:25

mattmurdocks: When I came up to New York to do a play, I passed...

ThePrettiestOne

https://youtu.be/mlRmTKuEAG4
I am contractually obligated to tag any Oscar Isaac appreciation post with this video.

















mattmurdocks:

When I came up to New York to do a play, I passed by Julliard, and I was like, “Oh I heard of this place.” I applied, and ended up getting in.

16 May 22:47

If The Last Jedi Really Has the Biggest Reveal in Star Wars History, What Could It Be?

by Germain Lussier
ThePrettiestOne

TOO BAD THE MOVIE WILL NEVER COME OUT AND WE'LL NEVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

A Japanese ad for Star Wars: The Last Jedi makes a very intriguing claim—it says the film will include the biggest, most shocking reveal in Star Wars history. The obvious answer is that this will be the discovery of Rey’s origin, but we got to thinking... what if it isn’t?

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16 May 22:31

rumze: it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside



rumze:

it would funny if it didn’t hurt inside

16 May 20:32

notmusa:i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my...

notmusa:

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

16 May 20:32

tramampoline: i just read the sentence “lawns are nature purged of sex and death” and i love it and...

tramampoline:

i just read the sentence “lawns are nature purged of sex and death” and i love it and also fuck lawns

16 May 20:32

Twitch’s Mr. Rogers Stream Is The Purest Thing On The Internet Right Now

by Gita Jackson on Kotaku, shared by Emma Carmichael to Jezebel

Yesterday Twitch started a marathon of all 886 episodes of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood, and thousands of people are watching. Completely by coincidence, I am crying at work.

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16 May 19:07

President Trump Fucked Over Israel, Just Like The CIA Said He Would

by Michael Ballaban

Back in January, just as President Donald Trump was taking office, there were rumors of despair coming out of the intelligence community. President Trump couldn’t be trusted, veteran CIA officials were claimed to have said, and they told the Israelis he’d soon start spilling their secrets. And now that’s exactly what…

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