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05 Jul 11:45

coelasquid: stumpybelham: mmmskulljuice: nalnpraks: 4gifs: Cu...



coelasquid:

stumpybelham:

mmmskulljuice:

nalnpraks:

4gifs:

Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab

@mmmskulljuice

look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!

“am crab.”

“am also crab–wait a minute”

“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”

“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Same crab!”
“Same crab!”

05 Jul 11:43

nevaehtyler:What makes it even worse is that the competition is...







nevaehtyler:

What makes it even worse is that the competition is held at Constitution Hall in Washington D.C.

05 Jul 11:42

Captain America would kick Wonder Woman's ass just sayin

As someone who loves my son Steve Rogers, I have to say that he could never kick Diana’s ass, like literally, and also he would never do that, because Steve Rogers would grow up idolising the mysterious hero from WW1, and would probably swoon if he got to meet her, would call her “ Your Majesty” unironically, until Diana has to literally punch him to make him stop, and even then, he’d call her “Ma'am” with the utmost respect, and also he’d follow her to Hell and back without blinking.

05 Jul 11:41

literally the only flaw in wonder woman

Voiceover: zeus made humans in his image - good, pure, and just
Me: have u ever read even one (1) greek myth??
05 Jul 11:41

dolohkov: An Old English word for library was “bōchord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and...

dolohkov:

An Old English word for library was “bōchord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really fucking cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

05 Jul 03:52

sssamthesnake: ruinedchildhood: pearlmarley: pearlmarley: chu...



sssamthesnake:

ruinedchildhood:

pearlmarley:

pearlmarley:

chubbychummy:

vainallalatte:

pearlmarley:

This baby looks more like John Legend than John Legend looks like John Legend.

omg 😍

dude I didn’t even read the caption and my first thought was “that baby looks like John Legend”

Isn’t that crazy though a baby could look more like yourself than you do

John looking at his baby like 🤔


rebloggin just for the tweet

05 Jul 02:28

Wonder Woman Is the Most Successful Domestic Release From the DC Extended Universe Ever

by Aimée Lutkin

Wonder Woman’s box office sweep continues. The film has already broken records for having the highest US opening weekend for a woman director. As of this box office weekend, it became the highest grossing domestic release from the DC Extended Universe ever.

Read more...

05 Jul 01:01

speciesofleastconcern: swan2swan: ultralaser: kittysback: “this...



speciesofleastconcern:

swan2swan:

ultralaser:

kittysback:

“this is as patriotic as I’ve felt in a long time” (source)

this is what i wanted, none of his words, just him getting wrecked on loop

I also forgot I had this queued for Freedom Day well GUESS WHAT KIDS

happy punch nazis in the face day

05 Jul 00:59

gregxb: cuttleskulls: william-snekspeare: hyposensitivity: people who are afraid of snakes are...

gregxb:

cuttleskulls:

william-snekspeare:

hyposensitivity:

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

I would pay $10 to do this

GG EZ

[Patreon]

Yes, in a heartbeat.

05 Jul 00:59

alittlebulletgoesalongway: onyourleftbooob: Before vs After...

ThePrettiestOne

So glad I saved my buddies.





















alittlebulletgoesalongway:

onyourleftbooob:

Before vs After Adoption

[source]

Always adopt.
Always.

05 Jul 00:55

unplucked: what kind of menimist move nick omg

ThePrettiestOne

I love how this implies I'm somehow sane and rational when I'm not having my period. Ladies, we've got the men fooled.













unplucked:

what kind of menimist move nick omg

05 Jul 00:03

black-to-the-bones: Almost everybody must have already watched...





















black-to-the-bones:

Almost everybody must have already watched the video police has released of Philando Castile’s legal lynching. Cop , who murdered him was acquitted despite the fact that the video clearly shows us Philando telling the officer he has a gun in his car and that he’s a legal gun owner. This is ridiculous how our justice system fails black people and how one particular group of people chooses to remain silent once a black person gets killed for legally carrying a gun.

Source

05 Jul 00:01

(via yeahiwasintheshit, yeahiwasintheshit)

05 Jul 00:00

superheroesincolor: Wonder Woman by  Cutiepiesensei...





superheroesincolor:

Wonder Woman by  Cutiepiesensei Cosplay

“ It’s about what you believe in. And I believe in Love.”

Cosplayer instagram / facebook  / tumblr

Photo by @idruthat

Get the comics here


[Follow SuperheroesInColor faceb / instag / twitter / tumblr / pinterest]

04 Jul 23:56

aggressivelymediocrebagel: refinery29: These are the Obama...

ThePrettiestOne

holy shit, guys, they had twitter back 50,000 years ago before Trump started his presidency?



















aggressivelymediocrebagel:

refinery29:

These are the Obama administration’s defining moments told through his social media

As I went through two terms worth of tweets, Instagrams, and Snapchats, I was struck by three qualities that never wavered: A sense of humor, respect for women, and love, in all its forms.

SEE MORE

This is how a prominent political figure should represent themselves over social media. In this society, portraying yourself in social media is really important, and if you come off as funny but also respectful, that’s the best. 

04 Jul 23:51

j7eternal: THIS!!!!!!!















j7eternal:

THIS!!!!!!!

04 Jul 23:43

brainstatic: A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was...

ThePrettiestOne

Who else wants to scream?

















brainstatic:

A look back on the times Republicans said Obama was disgracing the dignity of the presidency. 

04 Jul 23:23

the-real-eye-to-see: She had the green light. He ran the...







the-real-eye-to-see:

She had the green light. He ran the red. 

Everyone knows this, but media still tries to shift the blame to a black woman

04 Jul 23:23

tashabilities: zanabism: amidst all this celebration i hope we can also take a sec to remember...

tashabilities:

zanabism:

amidst all this celebration i hope we can also take a sec to remember Ramsey Orta who will be in prison for another 3.5 years for simply catching clear police brutality on tape, and i hope we can remember all the people that we don’t know about who have been effectively silenced and imprisoned for trying to reveal corruption within government 

Ramsey Orta found rat poison in his food, so he doesn’t trust prison meals, and is only eating pre-wrapped snacks from the commissary, 

WHEN they let him have access to the money on his books. 

They’re trying to break him and kill him, 

All because he filmed police killing Eric Garner.  

Don’t forget about Ramsey Orta and his family. 

This is the official page for information on his well-being and donation efforts. 

04 Jul 23:22

bellygangstaboo: standing ovation

ThePrettiestOne

I'll be honest, I'm not fonder of Islam than I am of Christianity. But I will always be there for Muslims, same as I am for Christians, and Jews, and whatever the people following the Flying Spaghetti Monster are calling themselves these days.

















bellygangstaboo:

standing ovation

04 Jul 23:19

portraitoftheoddity:                        “Happy Birthday.”





portraitoftheoddity:

                        “Happy Birthday.”
04 Jul 23:18

steampunktendencies: Illuminating Installation Features...

ThePrettiestOne

okokokok guys,
I've got a new origin myth











steampunktendencies:

Illuminating Installation Features “Floating Whales” with Entire Worlds in Their Bodies by Isana Yamada 

(via My Modern Met)

04 Jul 21:40

ask-ickle-mod: babyanimalgifs: Aw, this is cute. Honestly I...



ask-ickle-mod:

babyanimalgifs:

Aw, this is cute.

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is
This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

04 Jul 21:39

therearelizardsinthepudding: [Image description: 4 tweets by...

ThePrettiestOne

OK, but considering that pregnancy and childbirth can cause a whole smorgasbord of ill effects, and ultimately produces another human being who is going to need healthcare for themself, how, exactly, is birth control not healthcare?









therearelizardsinthepudding:

[Image description:

4 tweets by halsey

The first quotes Stefan Molyneux’s tweet, which says “Birth control is not health care” in all caps with clapping hand emojis between the words. Halsey’s response is “Birth control stops my excruciating pain and scar tissue cementing my organs together you thick fucking imbecile,” also with clapping hand emojis between the words.

The second says “Birth control is an integral part of pain management for so many people with reproductive disorders !!!”

The third says “There are reproductive disorders that can cause organ failure, cancer, immobility, on top of excruciating pain. Birth control can help them!”

The fourth says “Birth control IS health care !!!!”

end image description.]

04 Jul 21:03

potofsoup: Sometimes, I just need Steve to give me a pep talk,...

















potofsoup:

Sometimes, I just need Steve to give me a pep talk, yanno?

Anyways, year 4 of the “Steve Birthday Comics” series! :D

[2014] [2015] [2016]

[Cap Stuff Masterpost]

04 Jul 20:59

disneydorito:NEVER FORGET WHEN THIS EAGLE TRIED TO SAVE US ALL. 

ThePrettiestOne

Perversely blessed gif



disneydorito:

NEVER FORGET WHEN THIS EAGLE TRIED TO SAVE US ALL. 

04 Jul 20:55

transexualizer: slashmarks: there’s a big difference between “food waste” as in “farmers destroy...

ThePrettiestOne

My grocery store is experimenting with a small "ugly produce" section. Like, seriously, you've never heard of canning? 'Cause you've got this whole other section at the other end of the store.

transexualizer:

slashmarks:

there’s a big difference between “food waste” as in “farmers destroy tons of food to avoid exceeding quotas” or “supermarkets throw away this much edible food because it doesn’t sell”

and “food waste” as in “it is not actually within the capacity of humans to perfectly predict and track household food consumption, so a certain amount of food per household inevitably goes bad and has to be thrown out every year”

the idea that food waste is the product of thoughtless consumers rather than corporate greed is really insidious

04 Jul 18:47

higherthanheroes: thedesignateddriver: radioactivegirlscout: cresentmoon2000: katiaobinger: the...

ThePrettiestOne

The cats survived the pre-fireworks fireworks just fine last night. There was a distinct increase in their tendency to make sure I was always in sight of both of them, but nobody freaked out.Neither of them LIKE fireworks or thunder, but they've mostly decided its just noisy stuff.

higherthanheroes:

thedesignateddriver:

radioactivegirlscout:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

Bonus points: one is illegal in your state and it is not the gun

no

Challenge mode: it’s the 4th of July

04 Jul 18:18

Photo



04 Jul 17:46

jokedaddy: ithelpstodream: buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to...

ThePrettiestOne

He looks like Father from the Beauty and the Beast TV show. I want to be adopted to his underground orphanage, even if it does mean moving to New York



jokedaddy:

ithelpstodream:

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

usually I do not care about this now regular story of ‘person in picture with trump looks annoyed’ but goddamn if Buzz doesn’t EXACTLY like a dude who just lied in LA Noire