Instant chocolate chip extraction!
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Which Very Awkward Superpower Should You Have?
ThePrettiestOneYou got: Instant Chocolate Chip Extraction
No matter the brand of trail mix, you can instantly take out all of the chocolate chips. Just hover your hand over the bowl and *BAM* the chocolate is taken out. Your enemies are left with all the nuts and dried fruit.
Whistleblower: NSA Is So Overwhelmed With Data, It's No Longer Effective
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aaronsburrr: underabluepen: aaronsburrr: @ white people who...

@ white people who still thinks hamilton is for anyone / that anyone can play the parts if they’re “talented enough” ……… seems pretty fucking clear to me tbh
Sweet jesus that is straight up awful, and thank goodness news sites I could find said they went back on this decision, since that doesn’t sound legal. If there’s something that people enjoy then anyone should be able to enjoy it, that’s the law of our institutions - and what the hell is that sarcastic speech marks on ‘talented enough’, like the moral of the whole story isn’t about someone getting a lot farther by working a lot harder by being a lot smarter, by being a self starter? It’s literally all about the merits of the individual no matter where they come from, ‘where even orphan immigrants can make a difference and rise up’: that’s about inclusiveness.
It’s a shame that the producers thought this was fair to begin with, but thank goodness they had to go back on the decision. It’s also a shame that people in the Tumblr fandom apparently wants to segregate fans into true and fake by race (can’t believe I’m writing those words). Hamilton is for anyone, that’s the entire point of the play.
First of all, they didn’t go back on this choice, this was posted YESTERDAY. The crusty news site you are referring to was not only speculation but jumping to fucking conclusions.
How DARE you say people of color having something for ourselves is disgusting? We get NOTHING EVER. It’s about inclusiveness TO US. Where the fuck do you live asshat? White people are ALWAYS included.Shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my post. You don’t fucking deserve Hamilton.
autism problem #487
When neurotypical kids ask you out as a “prank”.
supahbeefcakes: oatmeal: This is our #kittyconvict project....
ThePrettiestOneMy babies look so fabulous in orange.
(also, if I see a cat outside, there's an excellent chance I will be doing my best to get right up in their face. So, you know, that's not a thing that needs to be worried about.)






This is our #kittyconvict project. More info here.
my cat has a tag that says “indoor cat”, but that’s no good unless you’re right up in his face. This is much more obvious!
"In the 1890s, when Freud was in the dawn of his career, he was struck by how many of his female..."
Within a few years, Freud buckled under this heavy pressure and recanted his conclusions. In their place he proposed the “Oedipus complex,” which became the foundation of modern psychology… Freud used this construct to conclude that the episodes of abuse his clients had revealed to him had never taken place; they were simply fantasies of events the women had wished for… This construct started a hundred-year history in the mental health field of blaming victims for the abuse perpetrated on them and outright discrediting of women’s and children’s reports of mistreatment by men.””
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― Lundy Bancroft
(via proletarianprincess)
read this carve it into your brains permanently etch it into your skulls r e a d t h i s
(via miss-mizi)
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: pink–boy: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: just so everyone Knows, don’t...
just so everyone Knows, don’t ever try to climb a tree at night while carrying a strobe light. owls dont LIKE it
lol wtf happened man im curious now
i made a Very BAD MISTAKE
oiruman: ufoattack: oiruman: i am kind of sad ok this cat’s name is Princess Monster...
Friday, March 25, 2016
ThePrettiestOnePLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
Fleshy Bits
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Today's comic was probably inspired by that anti-trans bullshit that went down in North Carolina. A thing I've seen a lot online is the attitude that bigots are on the wrong side of history, and that over time their voices will be diminished by the gradual shift of public opinion. I think this is true! But I also think it can potentially obscure the very real need for active efforts to enact social change.
Anyway, this is the sort of thing writing jokes about robots wanting meat arms makes me think about.
radical-feminsim: One of hardest parts about feminism is trying to talk about problematic topics...
One of hardest parts about feminism is trying to talk about problematic topics without being accused of being overtly sensitive or dramatic. The conversation has barely started & the point has already been missed. It’s like nooo, I don’t need a tissue for my issues, I need you to hear how -blah blah- affects me & others like me. It’s not just about one person, it’s about a whole society of people that are being affected by the negative connotations of women.
I saw the above post just a minute after reading the below post by @qfeminism. Relevant!

allthecanadianpolitics: thejusticethatissocial: @allthecanadian...
kyhlos: #I LOVE BB 8 ITS SO??? EXPRESSIVE #like bitch wHAT...
autism problem #486
when people make fun of you for things that are symptoms of autism but refuse to believe you when you tell them that you’re autistic
SNAP Recipient: *buys healthy foods like chicken breast, salads, and fresh produce*
Some asshole: “People on food stamps shouldn’t be eating better than me.”
SNAP Recipient: *buys cheap food like hot pockets, kraft mac and cheese, and hot dogs*
The same asshole: “People on food stamps shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food.”
awkward-elevator: He breaks the fourth wall… and then fixes...
vaspider: scribbleowl: ok but why is it that if you actually give cats what they need (attention,...
ThePrettiestOneMind you, these are the same sorts of people that tell me I'm selfish when I say I don't want to have children because I know I'm not capable of giving a child the care, attention, and nurturing that they need.
ok but why is it that if you actually give cats what they need (attention, play, places to scratch and climb) you’re branded a crazy cat lady (regardless of gender)
but those same people only came into your convo to tell you that all the cats THEY’VE known are horrible hell beasts that don’t deserve such luxuries
like. thomas. YOUR CAT IS UNHAPPY. YOU ARE RAISING AN UNHAPPY CAT. THATS WHY THEY ARE UNPLEASANT.
maybe if you stopped thinking you’re too cool to provide for your cat’s needs, you’d have a fun happy cat too.
just a thought.
@judicialmistrangementorder I feel this speaks to your soul.
murphystopheles: sassyandpunk: ireallyluvdogs: witwitch: lachatteestvivante: just-shower-thought...
In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.
I don’t know if this is true or..
Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance
In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.
wtf
And people are against health care reform.
girlwithalessonplan: teachermisery: Now turn to an elbow...

Now turn to an elbow partner and discuss that shit. #teacherproblems #teacherlife #priorities
wow.
itscalledclara: I don’t think I’ve read a better review...
kalinara: lisabethsalander: That was pretty good. Aw. It’s...
Kitten Chooses Her Human in a Park and Never Lets Go
ThePrettiestOneThis was Super ButtButt's strategy. Also, the boyfriend's cat's, but I didn't actually witness that, because their love is private.
Do you believe in love at first sight? This kitten spotted her human in a park, ran up to him, and wouldn't let him leave without her. Luckily, he took her in and now they're inseparable.
Submitted by: (via @Kawasaki_Hina)
autism problem #485
ThePrettiestOneCrud, I can barely handle my tablet.
It is useful for some things, though.
trying to type on a tiny iPhone screen and making lots of typos
bigbluepudding: brodinsons: gottachasepigeons: Testy...

STEVE NO

THE PLANE IS THE OTHER WAY, STEVE.

I WILL KILL YOUR STAR-SPANGLED ASS, ROGERS.

*angry Soviet noises*
Testy brunettes chasing Steve 2k14
I love how Bucky makes him book it no matter what century.
gamegrrl: laying down the god damn law on this tinder boy
ThePrettiestOneI would love to be proud of myself for resisting stupid societal norms by not shaving, but, I'm BLOND. It's not like anyone can TELL I haven't shaved my legs in almost two decades.

























