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18 Feb 02:42

The weirdest things people have done to score some extra cash (17 GIFs)

by Jacob
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I think Matthews chugged a 33.8oz for $20 and went into anaphylactic shock.

08 Aug 17:56

Twitter Thread: Awesome Story About Carl Reiner

Someone's cutting onions in here. Rest in peace, Carl Reiner!

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @AshcanPress HERER I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured l'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me. >

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As... · 3 Std. Antwort an @AshcanPress Growing up my dad and his twin brother fel| in love with Sid Caeser's Your Show Of Shows. It is the show that made my dad fall in love with storytelling and comedy. They worshipped Caeser along with castmember/writer Carl Reiner. 16 27 149 3.964 Matthew Rosenberg @As. · 3 Std. Caeser, Reiner, and the other writers on their show, including Mel Brooks, Neil Simon, Larry Gelbart, and Woody Allen, all made my dad and uncle want to be

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. Growing up my dad's choice of dinner on every birthday was Beef Stroganoff. Why did he eat Beef Stroganoff on every birthday for his whole life? Because of a joke on Your Show of Shows. 3 27 124 3.808 Matthew Rosenberg @As. · 3 Std. When Charlton Heston was a guest on the show they did a cold war spy sketch where Reiner was told to go to a restaurant and "ask for Beef Stroganoff." He sits down and the waitress comes over. Reiner says "I'm here for Beef St

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As.. · 3 Std. She leaves and a short while later Heston HERE walks over to the table and asks Reiner "can I help you?" Reiner responds "I asked for Beef Stroganoff," and Heston pauses and then in his deep voice deadpans "I am Beef Stroganoff." The joke made my dad laugh his whole life. 17 27 160 5.314

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Text - @As. · 3 Std. Around 20 years ago my dad had his yearly birthday call with his brother (they're twins). My dad mentioned having Beef Stroganoff and my uncle asked why he always had that on his birthday. Confused my dad just said Matthew Rosenberg "because of the sketch." 4 27 112 3.781 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. My uncle had no idea what he was talking about. It turns out he remembered the sketch clearly but was convinced Heston's name in it was "Sauerbraten" not "Beef Stroganoff."

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. HERER My dad bought every DVD and VHS of Your Show of Shows he could find. He watched every clip online and every documentary, but there didn't seem to be any surviving tape of the sketch. 2 27 100 3.694

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As.. · 3 Std. Jump ahead 10 years and Carl Reiner writes a new book. He announces he will be signing and giving a talk in NY at the 92nd Street Y. My dad sees his chance. He buys HEREP tickets as fast as he can. 3 27 107 4.252 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. My dad was desperate to ask him about the sketch in person. But knowing that he may not get the chance, he also wrote up a letter HEREP to hand to Reiner in case there was no time to ask.

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. HERER When it came time for the signing my dad waited in line and when he got in front of Reiner he told the story of how his whole life he'd loved the show, and the sketch, and Beef Stroganoff, but then he got in the fight with his brother. Carl listened. 5 27 102 3.936

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Text - Mattnew Rosenberg @AS... 3 Sta. When he got to the part about how they couldn't remember whether it was Beef Stroganoff or Sauerbraten he asked Carl point blank- which was it? Carl Reiner stared at my dad, laughed, and simply said "That was a long time ago." 2 27 106 4.440 @As... · 3 Std. HERE My dad thanked him anyway, got his book signed, and then decided to hand him the letter he'd written too, just because he had said some nice things in it about how much he appreciated Reiner's work

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As.. · 3 Std. HERER Two months later. My dad is out for a bike ride. The phone rings. My mom answers. A man asks to speak to my father. She tells him that he's out. The man says he'll try back another time. She asks who it is and he says "Carl Reiner" and hangs up. No number. No caller id.

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Text - ELACE Matthew Rosenberg @A. · 3 Std. Obviously we are all in awe that he called and we wait for him to call back. And we wait. And we wait. Finally a week goes by and the phone rings. My dad answers it excitedly, like he'd answered every call the past week. But this time it's Carl Reiner again. 3 27 108 4.435 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. He says he read the letter my dad gave him at the signing and he found it so touching HERE that he wanted to share it "with the others." Then he put

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. They are calling my dad to answer his question about a sketch from 50 years ago. They all make some jokes and then admit they have no idea whether Charlton Heston was named Beef Stroganoff or Sauerbraten in the sketch. HER 4 27 132 5.746 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 3 Std. But they all agree Beef Stroganoff is funnier, so they give the victory to my dad over my HER uncle. 18 27 149 8.282 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 2 Std. This was literally one of the best d

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 2 Std. HERER As a sidenote a few years later my dad went to the Museum of Television in New York HAT and decided to watch some stuff from the archives. There they had some episodes of Your Show of Shows that aren't available anywhere else. My dad sat down and watched them all. 7 27 117 5.037 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 2 Std. On the very last episode they announced a special guest- Charlton Heston. My dad held his breath. The sketch begins just as my dad remember

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Text - Matthew Rosenberg O @As..· 2 Std. So even your heroes get it wrong sometimes. But I love that my dad made the joke funnier. Thanks Carl for inspiring my dad to be a writer. And thanks for being so kind, generous and warm. He tried to follow in your footsteps in all of those things and I'm trying to follow in his. 13.346 392 27 296 Matthew Rosenberg O @As. · 2 Std. HERE Carl Reiner, his daughter Annie, and Mel Brooks 2 days ago for Mel's birthday. LAK JES VER VES HAITER BLACK IVES ATATTER

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Font - Matthew Rosenberg O HERER My brother just sent me this photo of my dad getting his book signed by Carl. @As.. · 8 Min. O 13 27 5 387

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08 Aug 17:43

Miss Mexico Costumes

by Miss Cellania

The Miss Mexico pageant competition is underway, and all 32 contestants are required to model a costume that reflects the national character. While some have the Vegas showgirl vibe we are used to from the Miss Universe pageant, many are stunning in other ways.



See all 32 contestants in their costumes in a ranked list at Bored Panda. The pageant finale will take place on October 31st.  

(Images from the Miss Mexico Organization at Facebook)

25 Jun 03:02

Man Tells Story About Goth Kid Defeating Bouncers

Man, this lad tells a wild story about four bouncers being defeated by an unlikely foe. If anything this rollercoaster of a story should serve as a solid testament to the fact that you shouldn't ever judge a book by its cover. 

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25 Jun 02:57

These Are Houses Built With Bricks Made Out of Plastic Waste

by Franzified

We produce tons of plastic waste annually. With this being the case, it is only normal for us to see plastic everywhere, and it is only normal that we feel the negative environmental effects that it causes. Fortunately, there are those who try their best to mitigate these effects, like Fernando Llanos and architect Oscar Mendez, the creators of Conceptos Plásticos (Plastic Concepts).

[Conceptos Plásticos] is based on the transformation of plastic residues and rubber in pieces like blocks, which are used for housing construction.
‘The objective of plastic concepts is to answer to different problematic that affect the community nowadays, contributing at the same time with the reduction of the pollution that plastic residues have on the environment and his incident on the global warming,’ said Ricardo Rico, business manager, Conceptos Plásticos.
Conceptos Plásticos empowers communities of recyclers around the world, starting in Colombia all the way to Africa. To create the LEGO-like building blocks, they use plastics that not everyone recycles and others that are difficult to dispose of. Each type of plastic gives the bricks a different property, so they are mixed in different ways to obtain the desired product. The resulting bricks are easy to assemble, durable and inexpensive. They are also stronger than traditional construction materials; are thermo-acoustic, meaning they can be used in both hot and cold weather; they are also anti-seismic; and do not spread flames.

Learn more about their project over at DesignBoom.

Awesome!

(Image Credit: Conceptos Plásticos/ DesignBoom)

28 Nov 08:15

Dad Takes Nerf War Very Seriously

Enure01

This is one of the fucking funniest things I've ever seen.

You can tell that dad put a lot of time into making sure this video was a drama-packed, emotionally riveting snapshot of a ruthless Nerf War. 

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19 Nov 07:58

Fancy Renting A Ski Resort?

by Franzified

If you and your friends want some elbow room for the holidays, then nothing suits your group better than renting a whole ski resort. Not only do you get a big lodge where you can spend some winter nights in, you also get an unlimited amount of snow for snowball fights.

Plus, in some cases, splitting the fee among a group may not cost you much more than a day ticket at a larger mountain. Not every resort offers this option, of course, but select ski areas—usually smaller hills that may close for a day or two during the week anyway—do allow full-resort buyouts for private groups midweek.

Outside Online shares with us their favorite hills for rent. They also inform us of the price range. Check them out over at the site.

(Image Credit: Beaver Mountain/ Outside Online)

19 Oct 08:35

Bill Nye Pokes Fun At Neil deGrasse Tyson's Reply

Fair to say that Neil deGrasse Tyson wasn't ready for Bill Nye to come in there and tease his lengthy rant about how consciousness doesn't exist. 

Submitted by: (via Jurij Fedorov)

03 Sep 08:31

Man Promotes Renaming Boneless Chicken Wings

This guy is clearly not messing around. He's ready to face a very real problem head on. 

Submitted by: (via Matt Novak)

Tagged: chicken , awesome , ridiculous , food , funny , Video , win
24 Aug 06:36

Goodness, This Is A Horrible Map

by sodiumnami
Enure01

What the hell is Human Monkeypox?

Maps are helpful tools that let us navigate to unknown places, or get information about other areas that we aren’t that familiar with. They exist in different forms, and some are more difficult to understand than others. This one however, is just horrible. The map is well-constructed, and the information is easy to understand, but it's just very scary. Anthony Fauci, the head of  the U.S. National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases released a map that shows emerging diseases that pose a threat to our health, as Gizmodo details: 

The paper, released over the weekend as a preprint in the journal Cell (meaning it may be revised before its final publication), is intended to lay out the environmental and human factors that led to covid-19 erupting on the world stage in late 2019. Fauci’s co-author is David Morens, senior scientific advisor at Office of the Director at NIAID. It’s an educational read, delving into how newly emerging diseases like covid-19 and familiar enemies like influenza can become so dangerous to humankind.

Image via Gizmodo

07 Aug 06:41

Wild, Funny, And Unexpected Marriage Stories

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's wild and surprising marriage stories. You just never know what could kickstart a love that'll last a lifetime. Could be something as silly and immature as throwing a paper airplane at the back of someone's head. 

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Text - maimou1 • 10h 2 Awards he came to the door to borrow my sister's textbook. no one would answer the door so I dragged myself out of bed, and answered the door in nightgown and curlers (hey, it was the early 80's, ok?). he told me was there to see my sister. without a word I nodded, turned around and screamed "SISSS-TURRR", turned back around, said"family intercom system" completely deadpan, and left him standing on the porch while I went back to bed. married me anyway, 38 years on the 21st

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Text - MargotFenring • 12h I had just started dating this guy, and he came over to hang out. My roommate was bitching about her coworker Pam. So I said, "Who names their kid Pam anyway? Fuck bitches named Pam." My date says "My mom's name was Pam." His dead mom. Anyways, we're married now. Reply 2.2k ...

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Text - ReadingFrenzy • 13h My dad threw a paper airplane at the back of my mom's head in college. She told him to grow up. Anyways, they've been married now for over 36 years. Reply 14.2k ...

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Text - LMucheng • 14h 1 Award When we first met, his first words to me were "I'm gonna wife you", and I scoffed. Anyways, we're married noW. Reply 17.4k ...

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Text - arovercai • 13h Co-worker's boyfriend's brother came up to stay with them. "We have to have you out for dinner with him, you have a lot in common, he likes nerdy things too. You're not allowed to date him though." Definitely dated and married him. Co-worker and now brother-in-law broke up around the time we got engaged - he's better without her. Reply 12.4k ...

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Text - sensitiveinfomax • 13h I swiped right on someone who was the exact opposite of my type. Short, big teeth, not ambitious, really skinny. He was leaving town the morning after our date. He was a good half hour late to the date, muttered softly, and was bad with eye contact. I only went on the date because l'd had really fucked up stuff happen to me and I just wanted one date with someone that wasn't going to lead to anything just to feel normal. Anyway we just had our first kid. Reply 4.0k

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Text - 2beagles • 13h 8 2 Awards I had a cold, and went on a date to an Irish pub. I was eating bangers and mash and had the urge to cough. I tried to keep my mouth shut, but just wound up spraying his face with gravy and mashed potatoes through my pursed lips. I was still coughing, so I took a sip of my drink to sooth my throat. It was beer. The bubbles tickled my throat more. I also spit that all over his face. He stared at me in disgusted horror as gravy, mashed potatoes and beer dripped down

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Text - pkunk-is-not-dead • 14h 3 Awards met a girl online about 20 years ago one summer after college, found out we live in nearby towns, so decided to get together. Go out on a few dates, drive by local pre-school: me: "hey, that's where I went to pre school!" her: "that's where I went to pre school!" That day we find a pre school class photo, there we are 2 feet from each other. A few months later, my dad finds some old footage of a Christmas play our preschool class put on. We're standing rig

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Text - 1 Award In second grade, I was voted class favorite (why was this ever a thing? Horrible idea for kids self esteem) along with a weird fella who I had trouble believing anyone even voted for because he was quite reserved and bland. In the fifth grade I remember the same guy getting called to the front of the class to write his answer on the board. He was awkward and dressed accordingly. The girl seated behind me very quietly commented "mmmm. His booty look like it be eatin' his pants!" On

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Text - kaimcdragonfist • 13h I tripped and rolled down a hill, embarrassing myself in front of my girlfriend and her roommate. Anyways the roommate and I are married now Reply 6.2k ...

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Text - Moobell55 • 12h My great grandparents met because my great grandfather was delivering the news paper to my great grandmothers house and her brother though he was trespassing and tried shooting at him,my great grandmother felt bad and bought him lunch. They were together for over 75 years and lived a very happy life Reply 19.5k ...

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Text - windywing • 13h My boyfriend cheated on me with a girl his roommate introduced him to. The roommate felt bad when he found out that I had not in fact been broken up with first, and told me what had been going on. ... Anyways, we're married now! :D Eight years married, second child arriving in six weeks. Reply 1.1k ...

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Text - hey_sjay • 12h 3 Awards Right after our first kiss he said, "I'm not looking to get married." "Neither am 1,"I replied. So anyway, we're married now. Reply 22.9k ...

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Text - urbancowgirl42• 12h Met him in high school while he was hitting on my identical twin sister. Anyways, we're married now. Reply 4.3k ...

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Text - shaka_sulu • 14h You know that moment at church the pastor says "now stand up and say hi to someone you never met"? Anyways, we're married now. Reply 5.4k ...

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Text - TheGoodJudgeHolden • 15h Our first date was a disaster of epic proportions. Ended with me yelling at her, and her paying the check while I was in the latrine just so she could get out of there quicker. Anyways, we're married now, over 8 years strong. Two kids. I can't see my life without this beautiful, crazy person, and I like to think she feels the same way. Reply 2.9k ...

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Text - ConneryFTW • 14h In college, this girl like "fell on me". I was sitting beneath her bed watching a movie in her dorm room by ourselves as a "bro night". I thought she was super cute, but I didn't really think I had much of shot with her. We had also just become friends not too recently before that, and I didn't want to ruin this nice connection we had been developing. In any case, she kinda jumped on top of me. I had been a wrestler in high school, and she had mentioned before how she wan

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Text - VitaminThoughts • 14h So we went downtown in college to celebrate a friend's 21st birthday. My date for the evening had a few too many cocktails and ended up getting kicked out of the bar because she used the utility closet as a bathroom, I left to walk her home. But anyways, we're marrying next month Reply 817 •..

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Text - fueselwe • 10h Friend of mine in High School who looked suspiciously similar to someone I knew in kindergarten. One day: „you know, I knew a <her name> in kindergarten and she looked a lot like you", „yea, I also knew a <my name>, and he had exactly your hairstyle" We look deep into each other's eyes „Oh" Reply 174 + ...

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Text - The-Grand-Pepperoni • 13h I was 11 years old, talking to this girl I just met walking to lunch at school. She was cool, we liked some of the same stuff. This jock walks up and asks "what, are you two dating?" We both kind of looked at him confused and said no. Anyways, we're married now. Reply 641

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Text - reneeclaireblog • 13h 1 Award We met in elementary school. I transferred schools before high school and we lost touch. Found out we had enrolled at the same university, in the same program, once university classes started. Anyways, we're married now. Reply 4.0k ...

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Text - FallingInTempo • 12h I was working at a video game shop, and he was hired to DJ the midnight release of a game I didn't care for. He comes in, waits in the giant line of people finalizing their preorder before midnight. When he gets to the register, I ask him if he's here for the premier, but he says he wouldn't be caught dead playing that game, and proceeds to purchase a different, older game I later find out he already has. He asks me when I finish my shift, and to swing by the DJ table

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Text - FortifiedGun • 13h 1 Award I was in 8th grade and she was a year younger. I had a thing with her best friend. Was walking home with said best friend when she joined us. Absolutely lost it inside when I saw her. Looked so beautiful and cute walking home with her violin in hand. Her parents had a rule about dating til she was 16. They came around eventually. Not for a few tough years. Today was 8 years together. Known and been hooked on each other for 11. Getting married may of 2022. I stil

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Text - jhzinger22 • 11h During college i got sexiled by my roomate alot (she was on and off with her hs sweetheart) so i went to the common room area of the dorm to knit to kill some time (had a pretty view of the campus). Started talking to an art student who was drawing there and ended up talking for hours and been married for 4 years together for 10. Reply 161 ...

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Text - fungeoneer • 14h A friend of my brother's had a drinking problem in college. One day he crashed his truck in the side of the road and a man walked up and said "You ok?" "Yep." "You drunk?" "Yep" "Get in my car, l'll get in here and tell the cops I lost control." The guy got in the man's car, got in the back seat, and sat next to his future wife.

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Text - Tim_Out_Of_Mind • 11h Years ago, in the early days of the 'net, I met this girl on Yahoo Personals. She's trying her best to get out of a bad life, and casually mentions that she used to be a dancer in various clubs around the area. On our second date, she's over at my house. I had this 5-year-old picture of my 21st birthday at a local strip club. She saw it and pointed out that she was front and center in the photo. Happy ending time: She did get out of her bad life (at least, I hope she

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Text - thefuzzybunny1 • 13h A friend of mine was secretly playing Pokemon at high school when he found a picnicker with the same name as me. He found that funny so he whispered it to another mutual friend who was sitting next to him. Then the guy on the other side said "what's so funny?" And they said "look it's a character named for thefuzzybunny1." And he said "who?" So later in the week during a lunch period, they introduced him to me. Anyway we're married now. He also insists I include the l

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Text - zoink540 • 11h Met a girl online. She refused to go on a date with me but wanted to be Facebook friends. For 3 years she would not go out with me. I really liked her and we spoke every day. Eventually had to even tell her that we can't talk as often because I was developing feelings for her and it prevented me from meeting other women that would actually agree to go on a date with me. I dated other people during those 3 years. Saw one of her friends (mutual friends on fb) on the same webs

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Text - sparragus-P • 11h We met gaming online and became friends, we are from different countries, in mine, engagement rings are not a thing, so diamond rings are not related to marriage, but they are in his. I don't know how the conversation went that I said "someday I will buy myself a diamond ring" and he said "I will buy you a diamond ring" and the mood got awkward... Anyways, we are married now!! 3 years later, I still don't have a diamond ring lol Reply 123 ...

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Text - Wubbalubbadubbitydo • 11h We had been dating for two months. Driving around one day I was telling him about my little sister and how a boy at her school had a crush on her. I laughed as I said he proposed to her and said "she's only 5 I've never had anyone propose to me" without missing a beat he said, "I'll marry you" Anyways it's been 9 years a house a kid and two dogs and we are married now. Reply 117 ...

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Text - Plethorian • 12h When I was 13, I met a girl, Debby, at summer camp. She talked about her horses and attending the big interstate fair every year with her 4H group. On my 13th birthday I went to the fair and looked Debby up. She agreed to go to the carnival with me, but wasn't all that interested (I can't blame her, 13-year old me was a dweeb). She brought along her annoying girlfriend Rene to keep me from getting too fresh, which worked. I was determined to get Debby alone, not that I kn

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Text - Mahaloth • 14h I moved to China to teach middle school. Was introduced to another teacher while we were still in the Beijing airport. So anyway, we're married now and have adopted two kids from Korea. :-) Reply 5.3k

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Text - Lunchl3ox • 14h I met this girl. She started calling me, then everytime I went out to eat or to a movie she showed up. Sometimes I would come home from work an she would be waiting outside my place with dinner. The last time she came over she never left. Sure she leaves for a bit, but comes right back. Anyways I said why the fuck not and we are married now. Reply 1.7k ...

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Text - megamonster88• 11h Met a guy on tinder, texted for 3 weeks, almost cancelled our first date because it was raining and I was tired and someone had hit my car parked on the street, got to the date and he didn't speak a word of English and had been using Google translate to text me that whole time. Anyway we are married now. PS he learned English. Reply 1 516 ...

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Text - YaDrunkBitch • 14h On our first date he tried showing off by drifting down a gravel road and tore through a ranch fence. Anyway, we're married now. Reply 6.8k ...

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24 Jul 07:52

Facebook Group Roasts Coriander With Fiery Memes

In the vast universe of the online web there is a Facebook group dedicated solely to trolling the crap out of coriander. What a funny thing to fixate on. Wait, maybe it's not funny at all. Maybe this is a very serious matter, and maybe this group is doing a profoundly righteous thing. Yeah, let's go with that. 

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Text - T Hate Coriander 4 September at 03:15 · CORIANDER SUCKS The worst kind of humans out. People that like Coriander are the same people that clap when the plane lands.

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Adaptation - ORANCER I Hate Coriander Yesterday at 03:15 · ... One guy. One Coriander farm. One dream. Get absolutelllyyy fucked

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Text - I Hate Coriander 2 September at 03:24 · CORIANDER Not a single second X THE AMOUNT OF TIME I HAVE FOR CORIANDER

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Text - CORANDER I Hate Coriander 1 September at 15:44 · Mondays suck just as much as Coriander. If Coriander was a day it'd be Monday.

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Adaptation - CORIANDER ROS T Hate Coriander 26 August at 03:05 · This could not be ANY more relevant right now. Fuck you (both). TESCO BRITISH CORIANDER PARSLE AROMATIC & nkle Liven up in salo

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Road - THate Coriander updated their cover photo. 19 August at 20:34 · O CORIANDER How to really spread the hate? Hijack a highway billboard. Get absolutely fucked you shit herb. CORIANDER FUCKING SUCKS

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Text - I Hate Coriander 13 August at 03:00 · O CORIANDER ... Turn it right up MY BRAIN A LITTLE VERY ANGRY ANGRY ACCIDENTALLY НАРPY EATING CORIANDER

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Green - CARANDER I Hate Coriander 14 August at 03:27 · e RUCKS Honestly, Fuck Coriander. FUCK CORIANDER

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Text - CURANDER I Hate Coriander 1 September at 02:27 · ☺ In the bin you go O Happy Father's Day to all except those that like Coriander. You lot can get in the bin along with the Devil's 'Erb.

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Text - THate Coriander 11 August at 03:08 · O CORIANDER UCKS ... Classic stitch up. Coriander: I'm going to trick people into thinking I'm Parsley

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People - COHANDER I Hate Coriander 30 August at 18:25 · O ROS Classic behaviour from a Coriander lover I love coriander

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Hair - ORANDER I Hate Coriander 8 August at 03:17 · O OH FUCK When you take a bite into your meal and hit a bunch of Coriander that wasn't mentioned on the menu...

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Product - I Hate Coriander 29 August at 03:24 CORIANDER It is LITERALLY THE ONLY HERB ON SALE. You couldn't give this shit away if you tried. afoods Masterfood MasterFoods MasterFoods OVES HOLE CORIAN CORIANDE CUMIN LEAVES SEEDS whHOLE LEAVES Clearance 350 MASTEFOO SEDS W $1.18/ $140 SAVE 120

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Landmark - ORANDER I Hate Coriander 5 August at 03:34 · O ROS What a majestic sight * T HATE CORIANDER

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Shoulder - CORIANDER ROS T Hate Coriander 2 August at 17:30 · O Fact. The different types of pain Headache Stomach ache Finding out your friend likes Coriander

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Text - RANDER I Hate Coriander 30 July at 03:27 · O ROS True story Coriander is just soap disguised as a herb

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Eye - I Hate Coriander 28 July at 17:55· O CORIANDER This actually happens... The pupil of your eye can expand as much as 55% while looking at something you love

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Text - CORANDER I Hate Coriander 26 July at 01:05·O Have a good weekend and stay away from the Devil's 'Erb, fam! Team IHC x How it feels when you eat a bit of Coriander that you weren't expecting

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Forehead - CORIANDER RCKS C T Hate Coriander 24 July at 02:39 · WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? When your so called 'friend' asks for extra Coriander on their dish

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Text - I Hate Coriander 23 July at 02:14 · CORIANDER RCKS That was too close for comfort. When you suspect this green thing you're bout to eat to be coriander but turns out it's parsley

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Fastener - RANDER I Hate Coriander 14 July at 02:54 : .. We all know that dickhead. Crosshead Flathead People that like Coriander Hexhead Dickhead

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Hair - CRANCER I Hate Coriander 11 July at 02:11 · O This could honestly not be ANY more accurate as to when a hit of the Devil's 'Erb hits your palate Good food Coriander

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22 Jul 11:15

The worst “roommate from hell” horror stories imaginable (24 Photos)

by Brady
27 Jun 03:34

Comedian Applies For Job At NASA, Hilarious Rejection Letter Ensues

Well, at least he went for it. And on top of that, NASA handled the clear, glaring case of him being unqualified for the job with a hilarious rejection letter. 

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Text - NASA Rejection Letter in Alex Falcone Jun 17 · 3 min read You may recall that back in March, NASA accepted applications to their 2021 class of astronauts. I've been dreaming about this since I was a small child, so I couldn't wait to apply. Sadly, I received bad news this week that my application was not accepted. I've posted the entire rejection letter here in hopes of saving others from the heartbreak of trying to live your dreams. Don't shoot for the stars because if you miss, you floa

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Text - Dear Alexander, We regret to inform you that your application to our Astronaut candidate program does not meet our stated qualifications. We normally do not write a detailed response to applications of this but there were a few matters you type, raised in your application that we believe need to be addressed. First and most importantly, you do not meet the minimum requirement of "a Master's degree or higher in a relevant field." According to your application, you "have seen Masters of the

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Text - personal note, I'd like to suggest that it's not healthy for a person of your age to still take the time to settle scores with high school teachers, but that's beyond the scope of this letter. In the section for other relevant skills, you only said that you enjoyed the scene in Apollo 13 where they "made a fucked up air filter out of socks" – which is not what happened – and that you "liked space Legos almost as much as the pirate Legos" as a kid. Why would you specifically mention LEGO i

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Text - we should hire you and also the very people who are reading this are "those nerds." Even still, your reasons were particularly unpersuasive. In future applications to any employer, we advise you to refrain from mentioning that you "have always wanted to poop into a vacuum cleaner." As for your physical qualifications. While we no longer require pilot experience, your request that you "always sit in the front seat because I get a little motion sick" does not instill confidence. You used a

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Text - page of questions for us, and while this is also not standard procedure, out of an abundance of generosity have decided to answer some of them. 1. No, astronauts do not currently get a "plus one" to the moon. 2. Yes, you would be required to notify your wife if you were going to the moon. I'm sorry she “is a worrier." 3. No, we would never agree to your request for "no meetings before noon." 4. We have no idea what you mean by "does riding a rocket feel similar to riding a washing machine

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Text - 6. No, we do not need your suggestions for new names for our administration. And anyway, "We're Space Ninjas So Suck On That, Russia" doesn't fit current government naming guidelines. 7. No, we would not be personally hurt if you apply to the Russian space program at the same time. Good luck with that. 8. We cannot and will not respond to the question "can I still jerk it up there?" Although we do not have a position to offer you and would appreciate it if you don't apply again, we apprec

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Transport - Regards, LT Benjamin Paradise Senior HR Manager National Aeronautics and Space Administration NASA

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18 Jun 04:43

Man Plays Recorder Like His Life Depends On It

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I wish I never gave up on the recorder back in the 3rd grade.

Dude was absolutely shredding. Definitely don't see this kind of recorder performance everyday. 

Submitted by: (via Hochrhein Musikfestival)

04 Jun 13:24

Husband goes on rant with his wife’s new “Jurassic-sized” plants (16 Photos)

by Jacob
18 May 12:34

IKEA Shares How To Make 6 Types Of Furniture Forts

by Miss Cellania

Here's a great idea for family fun, at least for IKEA customers. The furniture company has released plans for converting their furniture into indoor forts! The instructions take you step-by-step in turning a vattviken into a cåve, a few stefans into a cåstle, a landskrona into a förtress, an ölmstad into a höuse, a mulig into a cåmpingtent, and a tjusig into a wigwåm. If that make no sense to you, it will all be clear when you see the diagrams at Bored Panda.

06 May 09:38

Weird and Awkward Band Photos

Before all the stylists, art direction and good lighting, a band is just a bunch of people who are trying to convince everyone that they're a band. Sometimes the pieces fit together, and sometimes they don't. This can lead to some incredibly weird and awkward album covers. Everyone has growing pains, and with that said, there's actually some legit bands in here.

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Fun - CHILDS PLAY

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Fashion

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Social group - Touche

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Clothing

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Guitar - TURDS OF TURDS OF MISER MISERY

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Fashion

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Album cover - BUD LIGHT Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five would live to regret firing their stylist. Chet Roberts

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Social group - JL L YOUR MOn SILENTLY SUPVIM

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Cool

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Latex clothing

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Fun

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People

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Muscle - MAW

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Barechested

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Yellow

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Guitar

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Fashion

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Fun - BA

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Suit actor

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Event

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Fashion

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Album cover - MANOWAR НARDROCK

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02 May 15:21

This Drive-Thru Strip Club is the sexiest part of the apocalypse (15 Photos)

by Elizabeth
30 Apr 02:47

Monkey Gangs Fight For A Single Banana

by sodiumnami
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Dont show Bonner!

Hungry monkeys were fighting over one banana in Thailand. Due to COVID-19, the number of tourists in the country declined, and they are the ones who usually feed the monkeys. The monkeys were from two ‘rival gangs’, a gang from the city, and the other from the temple areas. The monkeys were never seen to be that aggressive as they fought for the banana, as DailyMail details: 

Footage shows hundreds of monkeys crossing a road and then chasing a single monkey which has got hold of a banana. 
At first the primates are seen running independently as they appear to look for food. 
But then the noise of their cries increases dramatically as dozens chase a single monkey which seems to have a banana. 
They are seen jumping on it and others as they fight over the food. 
Even locals who are used to seeing the monkeys were shocked by their ferocity.
Onlooker Sasaluk Rattanachai captured the scene from outside a shop where she works.
She said: 'They looked more like wild dogs than monkeys. They went crazy for the single piece of food. I've never seen them this aggressive.

image credit: ViralPress via DailyMail

30 Apr 02:46

GIFs ’n Memes dumbs-down the history of everything (28 Photos)

by Rick
25 Apr 11:42

Reviewer Absolutely Despises Car

If only more reviews were like this one. 

Submitted by: (via CNET)

22 Apr 05:18

Stunt School's Challenge Video Is like Tag with Violence

The French stunt school campusUcascades made an eventful video of stunt people repeatedly getting stunt punched and kicked in the face like a high stakes game of telephone. It gets pretty creative.

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Tagged: cool , stunts , school , lol , challenge , violent , stunt , Video , win
21 Apr 10:32

The best psychological thriller movies ever made (30 Photos)

by Elizabeth
19 Mar 10:38

Tumblr Thread: Coronavirus Lockdown Ignites Pasta Debate In Italy

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Is this fucking true?

Tumblr thread on how Coronavirus lockdown in Italy ignited a debate about pasta | sedfierisentio most hilarious part italians' reaction coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type pasta except PENNE LISCE Someone explain please want knowwww aphony-cree Penne lische is smooth and doesn't hold sauce way penne rigate does grooves make more sauce adhere

With the Coronavirus sending various parts of the world's population into a full panic, there is some strange behavior afoot. Strange, or in this case, apparently it's to be expected. Yes, this Tumblr thread highlights how the Coronavirus lockdown in Italy, inspired people to clear the shelves of pasta, except for the penne lische. 

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03 Mar 09:51

The Gang has trivia: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia facts (28 Photos and GIFs)

by Joe
19 Feb 09:36

Woman Gets Arrested For Stealing Car, Denies Stealing Car, Then Steals Cop Car

Well, that was an unexpected turn of events. The very person being arrested for stealing a car, ends up stealing a cop car too. 

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Tagged: cops , FAIL , crime , ridiculous , funny , Video
31 Jan 11:48

In East Africa: Worst Locust Swarms In Decades

by Franzified

Toward the end of 2019, East Africa was met with unusually wet weather. This contributed to the massive outbreak of locusts, pests that destroy crops and can be a serious threat to food security in the region. Currently, hundreds of millions of desert locusts swarm in Ethiopia, Kenya, and Somalia. The number is one of the biggest numbers seen in over 25 years.

See the photos over at The Atlantic.

(Image Credit: Ben Curtis/ AP)

12 Jan 04:22

Mind-flipping GIFs of Milky Way over Bolivian “Uyuni” Salt Flats (14 GIFs)

by Rick
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Anyone up for a road trip to Bolivia?

11 Jan 23:49

Fantasy football loser documents harrowing Waffle House punishment (60 photos)

by Alex