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28 Jun 16:44

Here’s What the In-N-Out ‘Monkey Style’ Burger Looks Like [VIDEO]

by Elie Ayrouth
Chris.tower

Important

In-N-Out enthusiasts, have you ever heard of a “Monkey Style” burger?

I’ve heard of Animal Style (mustard-cooked beef patty, pickles, extra spread and grilled onions) and Protein Style (lettuce-wrapped burger), but never Monkey Style.

The beauty of the West Coast burger chain’s simple menu is the different tiers of customization you can accomplish with a simple base of hamburgers, cheeseburgers, fries and drinks.

In-N-Out still claims they have no “secret menu,” although they’ve acknowledged a fair amount of their off-menu items through a page on their website. It wasn’t until a few days ago that I overheard a Twitter conversation about a style of burger I’d never heard of: Monkey Style.

Apparently, getting your burger “Monkey Style” involves topping your sandwich with Animal Style fries (french fries, cheese, grilled onions and spread). Our particular quest to In-N-Out was fruitful, but we’ve heard that many cashiers aren’t familiar with Monkey Style, or simply shy away from creating it due to its possible disruptive nature to the back of the house.

Feast your eyes on the Monkey Style burger:

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28 Jun 14:56

Internet music video

by TwisterNederland
18 Jun 02:21

Mac n’ Cheese, Fried Chicken & Mashed Potato-Stuffed Burrito [HOT ON INSTAGRAM]

by Charisma Madarang
Chris.tower

Boner

macdaddyritto

Our latest Hot on Instagram gem comes from @taylorcorner. Apparently, the man is a culinary genius and comes up with the most magnificent dishes during his lunch break.

The “KFC bowl inspired burrito” pictured above is stuffed with “[m]ac’n'cheese, fried chicken, mashed potatoes and corn.” Taylor, we’re seething with jealousy over here. Please tell us you have leftovers sitting in your fridge, never mind that it’s probably weeks old by now. We aren’t picky.

Tag #FOODBEAST in all your food photos. If it’s sexy enough, it just might make our next feature.

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13 Jun 18:17

API Code Could Point To Facebook Building An RSS Reader

by Ingrid Lunden
Chris.tower

derp?

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Move over Reeder, Feedly, Digg, NewsBlur, Feedbin and the rest of the RSS players who hope to pick up some new users with the impending demise of Google Reader. Facebook may also be looking to wade into the game.

Asked whether Facebook is planning to launch an RSS product, a spokesperson for the company told TechCrunch, “We’re not commenting.” But there are some hints in Facebook’s Graph API code that could indicate otherwise.

Lines of code referring to “rssfeeds” have recently started to appear in Facebook’s Graph API code. Linking the RSS feed to a user’s Facebook ID, the code schema also covers such aspects as title, URL and update time. Each RSS feed subsequently has entries and subscribers.

Sleuthing developer Tom Waddington, who brought the new RSS code to our attention, notes that when he tried to run this new code through Facebook’s Graph API Explorer, the results come up as restricted only to whitelisted addresses.

While Google has decided to shut down its Reader product because “usage has declined,” it pointed out at the time that “the product has a loyal following.” Facebook, always on the search for users to spend more time on its site, could use an RSS service as one route to achieving that, while at the same time getting its chance to play the hero out of one of Google’s many bouts of spring cleaning.

It also makes sense that Facebook would want to offer users an alternative way to consume content on its platform. It’s already become a go-to homepage of sorts for users aggregating news, information, social updates and entertainment feeds into one stream; this could be used as another.

It could also be connected with a rumored update to Notes to better compete with Tumblr. This too could use an RSS feed to bring in content.

Indeed, what the code doesn’t seem to make clear is whether the feeds would be of Facebook content or content from the broader web. Nor is it clear that whatever RSS feeds end up powering, it would ever be positioned as a straight Google Reader replacement, since, as my colleague Sarah points out, RSS never went mainstream so most users would not know what this means. 

Creating a feature that could aggregate content from the wider web would make sense: if Graph Search already lets you look in the wider web for content, why not an RSS feed to help aggregate that better?

Facebook has dabbled in RSS before. In 2011, it added a “Subscribe via RSS” option to Pages, along with “Subscribe via SMS.” This is how that option looked:

In December 2012, Facebook dropped Subscribe in favor of a new “Follow” feature. At some point around that and the Timeline update, it appears to have quietly dropped the “Subscribe via RSS” feature.

You can still apparently subscribe to a Page in RSS, but it’s not exactly one step. (Here’s an example of a slightly laborious how-to.). Facebook also lets users create RSS feeds for their own Notifications, but again it’s not something you can do with one click of your mouse. In both cases, there are separate windows and manual copying of code involved — easy and nothing for some geeks; but not a mass-market opportunity.

Still, I wondered if the code that Waddington found in the Graph API might be somehow related to that Notification feature. “The simplest way to know it’s unrelated to those Notification RSS points is that it’s also in the API,” he tells me. You can add, remove and edit multiple RSS feeds per user in the newer code. “Spitting out the data Facebook already has wouldn’t involve the API like that.”

The new code that’s appeared describes connections from a user to RSS feeds, an RSS feed having multiple entries, and each RSS feed being subscribed to by multiple users. “It’s *exactly* what you’d code to start up a Google Reader clone,” he says.


13 Jun 15:36

A Look at the New Jalapeno Cheese Corn Dogs & Summer Sippers from Wienerschnitzel

by Dominique Zamora
Chris.tower

Levvy, there's one of these just off the 580 Vasco Rd, exit. We should probably have some of these corn dogs during the next trip to Byron.

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Last week, we were invited to try out the new Jalapeno Cheese Corn Dog and Summer Sipper lemonades from Wienerschnitzel. And, aside from the pack of rioting six year olds “entertaining” everyone nearby, our weenie-gorging adventure was surprisingly painless and sometimes, even der-licious.

Check out some of the highlights for yourself below:

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Summer Sippers — Blackberry and Mango: Refreshing and well-balanced alternatives to regular lemonade. The tart Blackberry was slightly better than the Mango, which sometimes felt too sweet. Also available in Strawberry.

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Jalapeno Corn Dog: Perfectly crisp cornbread batter wrapped around a jalapeno and cheese-stuffed dog. The kick of the jalapeno was instantly apparent, but it wasn’t until around the middle that the cheese finally oozed out.

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Junkyard Dog: A regular chili-cheese dog buried under grilled onions, french fries and mustard. Not bad, but would have been vastly improved by a sturdier dog or thinner bun. All that filling still managed to disappear behind markedly nondescript breading.

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Bacon-Wrapped Street Dog: Applewood smoked bacon, mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise and grilled onions. The bacon, though minimal, provided a much-welcome crunch and saltiness which certainly didn’t detract from the overall hot dog. We just wish there was more of it.

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Angus Pastrami Dog on a Pretzel Bun: My personal favorite. The solid texture of the pretzel bun contrasted perfectly with the sourness of the pickles and pastrami meat, while the Angus dog provided a hearty snap right in the middle of it all.

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Chicago Dog: I won’t pretend I know anything about how a true Chicago Dog should taste, but something was definitely lacking here. Maybe it was that our bun didn’t have any poppy seeds, but I didn’t see anything that made me feel like I was doing like they do in the Windy City – just pickles, mustard, tomatoes and peppers. Don’t get me wrong, it tasted fine. I just wasn’t sure why it deserved the name “Chicago.”

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Anddd a bonus picture of the always delicious (if overly salty) Chili-Cheese Fries, just because.

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07 Jun 15:03

These Three 11-Year-Olds Are Way More Metal Than You

Chris.tower

Fucking awesome.

These three insanely awesome sixth-graders will melt your heart and your face.

Unlocking the Truth members: (from left) Malcolm Brickhouse, Jarad Dawkins, and Alec Atkins.

Source: assets.noisey.com  /  via: noisey.vice.com

Hailing from Brooklyn, New York, Unlocking the Truth is a metalcore trio composed of 11-year-olds Malcolm Brickhouse (electric guitar), Jarad Dawkins (drums) and Alec Atkins (bassist).

Original members Brickhouse and Dawkins, started their first band, Tears of Blood, back in 2007. Despite their youth, Unlocking the Truth has honed their chops playing for audiences in Times Square, at NYC's The Bitter End, and Amateur Night at the Apollo.

Writing and performing original compositions, the guys listen to everything from metal and hip hop to R&B and pop, and cite Chelsea Grin, Motionless in White, Escape the Fate, SlipKnot, Metallica, and Disturbed among their inspirations.

The guys completely CRUSHING it in Times Square

Brickhouse, in the band's East Flatbush practice space (aka his mom's basement)

Brickhouse, in the band's East Flatbush practice space (aka his mom's basement)

I want to know who dresses these kids, because their sense of style is pristine. And seriously, how does an 11-year-old own boots this epic??

Source: assets.noisey.com  /  via: noisey.vice.com


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04 Jun 02:10

Haha, This Video Gives a Big Hilarious FU to Science (NSFW)

by Casey Chan
Chris.tower

Stick with it, it goes to 11 amazeballs.

Science is awesome because it can prove things like how red meat makes people happy. And cure diseases. And discover new ways to look at life. And solve problems. We need science. But science sucks when they destroy your childhood and say things like Pluto's not a planet and that dinosaurs had freaking feathers. For those things, I don't care what's scientifically correct. I want to believe!

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03 Jun 15:48

Riot goat

by TwisterNederland
Chris.tower

This what happens when a goat gives zero fucks

01 Jun 22:04

This Terrifying Video Shows How Dangerous It Is to Film Tornadoes

by Eric Limer
Chris.tower

Kind of awesome, mostly for the faces this sorry sucker is making

As long as there are storms, there will be storm chasers, and the footage they get is always equal parts soul-chilling and awe-inspiring. Yesterday, chaser Brandon Sullivan and his team got a little too close for comfort with one of the many twisters that have ravaging Oklahoma.

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31 May 17:01

In Borderlands 2, "I Love You" Is Pronounced "Poop Train"

by Mike Fahey
Chris.tower

This is hilarious and makes me want to play more Hams.

Oh Krieg — dear, sweet Krieg. The Psycho Pack addition to Borderlands 2's roster had already won my admiration with his fire and axes. With this bittersweet peek at the man behind the madness, he's won my heart.

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24 May 12:57

How To Get A Job At Taco Bell

Chris.tower

Charles, if you had answered like that when you applied, you might have actually gotten the job.

This kid answered the question better than a Wharton marketing PhD graduate could have.

Smart move asking for minimum wage, too, because you ain't going to get more. He'll be an executive VP inside of five years.

Smart move asking for minimum wage, too, because you ain't going to get more. He'll be an executive VP inside of five years.

Via: reddit.com

16 May 18:29

Kombo Fish Tool

Chris.tower

For the man who has everything...a fish bonker.

Hitting a fish with your bare hands isn't so smart. Ikejime is brutal, if effective. And most bonkers look like post-apocalyptic weaponry. The Kombo Fish Tool, however, does not. It...

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14 May 16:18

0 fucks given

by TwisterNederland
Chris.tower

This is some pretty hot defensive driving

Looks like this and lets accelerate towards the speed limit

Click here to view the embedded video.

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02 May 18:59

This Is The Best Local Company Commercial You'll Ever See

Chris.tower

Do you think that Goorgen would adopt me?

We are all shifting for you, Goorgen.

Here it is in all its glory

Source: youtube.com

He is pretty much the persian (but better) version of Jon Favreau

He is pretty much the persian (but better) version of Jon Favreau

Here he stares into the deepest depths of your soul

Here he stares into the deepest depths of your soul

They even break it down for us

They even break it down for us


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01 May 16:23

Is This The Worst Craigslist Job Posting Ever?

Chris.tower

Amazing. Will we ever be old enough to be confused by new technology or is it just reserved for total fucking morons? Only time will tell.

A painful lesson in the art of copy/paste “Emoticons. Format.”

Sotheby's Inc. is looking for an administrative assistant. And judging by this unbelievable Craigslist post, it would seem they could really use one.

The post starts off normal enough — a concise and standard description of the administrative assistant role — but quickly veers off the rails as the post's author appears to accidentally include a rambling IM transcript that chronicles the poster's epic struggles with a simple copy/paste.

It's unclear if the post is real or simply a well executed fake — certainly the author's struggles with a standard "Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V" copy/paste are hard to comprehend, to say the least.

If it's real, it's perfect. If it's fake, it's still a pretty excellent script.

Here is the full text of the post below. Warning: it's pretty brutal.


Sotheby's Inc. requires a Skilled and dedicated Administrative Assistant, Office Executive and Receptionist for its New York office. Applicant would be coordinating, planning and supporting daily operational and administrative functions. Scheduling meetings, coordinating travel and managing all essentials tasks. We require someone who is highly focused and able to identify goals and priorities and resolve issues in initial stages. Highly skilled in greeting guests with a positive attitude and helping them with their needs. Should be proficient in Microsoft Office. Position opens to students. Send in your updated resume.

Mr Debras. Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Copy and paste the job description above in the space provided for it


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Did you get that?

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:03 PM):‎ okay I will do it now
Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Copy and paste the job description above in the space provided for it


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Did you get that?

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:03 PM):‎ okay I will do it now


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:04 PM):‎ Compensation: $15-$20/Hr + Attractive Wages


mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:07 PM):‎ I am trying to copy and paste the information

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Okay


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Let me know when you are done with that

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:10 PM):‎ I'm having problems copying and pasting the info. I try to highlighted adn then go to edit and click copy. can you help me please?

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Sotheby's Inc. requires a Skilled and dedicated Administrative Assistant, Office Executive and Receptionist for its New York office. Applicant would be coordinating, planning and supporting daily operational and administrative functions. Scheduling meetings, coordinating travel and managing all essentials tasks. We require someone who is highly focused and able to identify goals and priorities and resolve issues in initial stages. Highly skilled in greeting guests with a positive attitude and helping them with their needs. Should be proficient in Microsoft Office. Position opens to students. Send in your updated resume.


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Copy and paste the job description above in the space provided for it


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Did you get that?

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:03 PM):‎ okay I will do it now

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:04 PM):‎ Compensation: $15-$20/Hr + Attractive Wages


mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:07 PM):‎ I am trying to copy and paste the information

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Okay


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Let me know when you are done with that

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:10 PM):‎ I'm having problems copying and pasting the info. I try to highlighted adn then go to edit and click copy. can you help me please?

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:11 PM):‎ Just click and drag the content I sent to you from our conversation menu and as soon as the job description i sent to you has been highlighted press "control + c" or right click and click on copy


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:12 PM):‎ Hope am clear?

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:12 PM):‎ is there an easier way to do it

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:13 PM):‎ Am afraid there isnt. Unless you have to type it out

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Sotheby's Inc. requires a Skilled and dedicated Administrative Assistant, Office Executive and Receptionist for its New York office. Applicant would be coordinating, planning and supporting daily operational and administrative functions. Scheduling meetings, coordinating travel and managing all essentials tasks. We require someone who is highly focused and able to identify goals and priorities and resolve issues in initial stages. Highly skilled in greeting guests with a positive attitude and helping them with their needs. Should be proficient in Microsoft Office. Position opens to students. Send in your updated resume.


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Copy and paste the job description above in the space provided for it


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:02 PM):‎ Did you get that?


mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:03 PM):‎ okay I will do it now


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:04 PM):‎ Compensation: $15-$20/Hr + Attractive Wages

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:07 PM):‎ I am trying to copy and paste the information

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Okay


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:09 PM):‎ Let me know when you are done with that

mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:10 PM):‎ I'm having problems copying and pasting the info. I try to highlighted adn then go to edit and click copy. can you help me please?


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:11 PM):‎ Just click and drag the content I sent to you from our conversation menu and as soon as the job description i sent to you has been highlighted press "control + c" or right click and click on copy


Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:12 PM):‎ Hope am clear?


mejia.saima (Apr 29 2:12 PM):‎ is there an easier way to do it

Mrs. Debra Delman (Apr 29 2:13 PM):‎ Am afraid there isnt. Unless you have to type it out

Sotheby's Inc. required a skilled and dedicated administrative assistant, office executive and receptionist for its New York office. Applicant would be coordinating, planning and supporting daily operational and administrative functions. Scheduling meetings, coordinating travel and managing all essentials tasks. We require someone who is highly focused and able to indentify goals and priorities and resolve issues in initial stages. Highly skilled in greeting guests with a positive attitude and help them with their needs. Should be proficient in Microsoft office. Position open to students. Send in your resume.

Emoticons
Format


Emoticons
Format

Emoticons
Format

Emoticons
Format

Oh my.

h/t (@maggieserota)


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30 Apr 16:31

What Do You Eat If You're an Exec at LinkedIn?

by Sam Biddle
Chris.tower

I'm not sure what this dudes diet has to do with Linkedin but I think Valleywag for giving me the idea to confit a ribeye.

Raw meat soaked in hot fat for hours on end: either delicious or a deliciously horrible metaphor for Silicon Valley.

In a new wink at LinkedIn, the company that sends you a lot of emails, Bloomberg BusinessWeek uncovers this gem while talking to the company's senior vice president of engineering:

As mentioned, Scott likes to engineer things to the extreme. Two months ago, for example, he made a ribeye confit by submerging six pounds of steak in in four pounds of herb-infused melted butter for three hours. “I feel guilty to admit to doing such a horrible thing, but it was pretty awesome,” says Scott, who is not a thin man. With his confit-enhanced stomach, Hawaiian shirts, soul patch, and affably obsessive demeanor, he seems to be an inspiration to LinkedIn’s engineering corps, which performs major upgrades to the site three times a day.

The perks of being at a company whose IPO was not a complete catastrophe. [BW]

Photo: Maggie Osterberg

29 Apr 22:20

23 Knuckle Tats That Pack A Serious Punch

Chris.tower

Shared so we may bask in the glory of the ATHF fingers tats

#tattoojokes #sorry

Source: laurenwinzer.com

Preach.

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Source: strangeandradiant.tumblr.com

Sup, Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

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26 Apr 02:20

New Bubble Gum & Sweet Lemonade Flavored PEEPS Are Summer-Ready

by Charisma Madarang
Chris.tower

Levvy, you should probably start a new batch.

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When I think summer, I think lemonade stands and the hot hot sun. Then, I think bubble gum, naturally. Either way, Peeps — the famed marshmallow sugar rushes — are rolling out with new Bubble Gum-flavored Marshmallow Chicks and Sweet Lemonade-flavored Marshmallow Chicks.

Mind you, these are bubble gum-flavored, not Peeps-flavored bubble gum. Sigh. Although, kudos to Peeps for getting us that much closer to being able to swallow our gum without worrying if it really takes 7 years to digest.

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The Peeps Sweet Lemonade Chicks feature white marshmallow sprinkled with yellow glitter and come in a 2ct. package (SRP $1.29), while the Bubble Gum Chicks are pink marshmallow inside and out and come in a 10 ct. package (SRP $1.49). Every purchase of  Peeps Sweet Lemonade Chicks will help support Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation, a non-profit dedicated to cancer research, with a portion of proceeds contributed to the cause.

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25 Apr 17:57

Don’t throw rubble towards dogs

by TwisterNederland
Chris.tower

Guys who totally fucked up? That guy. Fucking brutal.

All aboard the karma train

Click here to view the embedded video.

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24 Apr 16:26

"dead space more like dad space" dad gimme back my xbox...

by vectorbelly
Chris.tower

I weep for our unborn children



"dead space more like dad space" dad gimme back my xbox “more like call of daddy" get out of my room “more like grandfather auto IV" stop

— 808s&Human Sacrifice (@CRIMEGOLEM) January 21, 2013
23 Apr 21:37

Sylvester Stallone Chooses Australian Director for 'Expendables 3'

by Borys Kit
Chris.tower

All new Expendables information will be shared


Patrick Hughes must still win approval from the heads of Millennium, the company behind the action movie series.

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18 Apr 16:39

Russian right turn

by TwisterNederland
Chris.tower

You don't need to understand Russian to know that a teenage girl was getting a driving lesson here.

18 Apr 16:28

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Chris.tower

Oh Frank, you fucking troll.

It was Spice Girls twit-union plus nine other tweets from today!

Via: @GeriHalliwell

Via: @kaitlin_olson

Via: @zachbraff

Via: @AmandaBynes


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17 Apr 18:46

Russian road rage

by TwisterNederland
Chris.tower

This one is pretty entertaining

17 Apr 15:44

Grillain Villains Aprons

Chris.tower

I'd never wear it but it's kind of amazing.

Grillain Villains Aprons Let your guests know who's boss by hosting your next cookout in one of these Grillain Villains Aprons ($75-$100). These clever cooking aprons are available in styles inspired by a...

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16 Apr 16:53

Mochi Donuts, Because Deep Fried Dough Just Isn’t Chewy Enough

by Dominique Zamora
Chris.tower

Tsugoi!

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If you’ve never had mochi, just know one of the worst things about these glutinous Japanese rice cakes is that they only come in really small pieces, either pebble-sized at a frozen yogurt shop, or brownie-sized in a restaurant or grocery store. Don’t these pastry manufacturers know how delicious yet expensive these things are? Isn’t it about time we Costco’d this sh*t?

A Japanese grocery store in Torrance, Calif. seems to think so. As spotted by Jean Aw of Notcot, Mochido (Mochi Donuts) are cream-filled and frosting-covered rings of chewy rice cake designed to look like (and pretty impressively I might add) our favorite cream-filled and frosting-covered rings of deep fried dough.

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Currently available in 6 flavors, the Mochido are reportedly delicious and apparently beautiful, though for anyone unfamiliar with the treat, I can imagine the extra chewing takes a little getting used to. Oh well, it’s not like growing back teeth as an adult is difficult or anything.

For more pictures and descriptions of the flavors, check out the original post at Notcot.

H/T + PicThx Neatorama

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16 Apr 16:23

Thug Kitchen

by Mike Newman
Chris.tower

Epic Meal Time meets Alton Brown? 'ish.


Time to break out your motherfucking spatula, bitch. The Thug Kitchen provides you with food knowledge for your cranium without getting all Martha Stewarty on your ass. You’re motherfucking welcome. Thug Kitchen
15 Apr 22:12

Chimp Primal Bell

by Mike Newman
Chris.tower

For your nightmares. You're welcome.


You’ve probably got about a month before that layer of winter beer fat you used as insulation needs to be taken care of. If you’re ready to amp up your workout, check out these awesome kettle bells. While not exactly at the cheap end of the spectrum, the Chimp Primal Bell is just about the sweetest looking workout device we’ve come across. Made from chip-resistant iron, the Chimp Primal Bell clocks in at 36 lbs and is perfectly balanced for ...
12 Apr 17:41

Nutella Cinnamon S’mores Pulls Eliminate the Need for Camping

by Aziza Sullivan
Chris.tower

The perfect companion for our bacon/ranch pull apart bread. Saturday?

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All hail Plain Chicken.

As if these cheddar bacon ranch pulls (all of those words are delicious, except maybe pulls, but that’s just because it’s a secret synonym for ‘bread’) weren’t enough, we’ve also just uncovered the dessert version: S’mores + Nutella + warm sourdough bread.

I mean, seriously. Cinnamon, butter, marshmallows, sugar. The least exciting ingredient in this monstrosity of amazing is crushed graham crackers. Graham crackers, people!

The brilliance of the whole thing (aside from being absurdly convenient: the ‘pulls’ make it a deliciously messy finger food) is that it’s super easy to make. Slice up a sourdough loaf, tuck sugar, spice, and all things nice into the crevices, and pop it into the oven to glorify. The site even recommends using a torch-thing to toast those marshmallows.

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My friends, you will never go camping again. Unless it’s to, like, admire nature or whatever. That’s cool, too, I guess.

H/T + PicThx Plain Chicken

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12 Apr 00:23

Game Of Thrones Characters Falling For "Updog" Is The Funniest, Stupidest Thing

Chris.tower

So simple, fucking love it.

Seriously, this is the dumbest and greatest thing.

Source: i.imgur.com

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