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New Conan Game Sure Has Dicks In It
Daniel WhitehillFinally, a game that is relative to my interests.
Most video games are shy about showing a dong. Conan Exiles is not one of them.
When You Tweet With One Hand and Drink With the Other
Daniel Whitehilllolz.
It's Finally Morphin' Time In the Latest Power Rangers Trailer
Daniel WhitehillYay. It looks so fun!
The first trailer for Power Rangers set up the very serious world of this newly rebooted Angel Grove. But the second sees our teens with attitudes become the heroes they were always meant to be, and it’s a lot more fun.
Poor Couch Fell Victim to a Shitty Future Outside Its Control
Daniel Whitehillhahahaa.
These Comics About Life With Dogs Are Almost Too Accurate
Daniel Whitehillha hahahaha. So TRUE. It's a sick addiction.
Anne Hathaway Plays a City-Crushing Kaiju in the First Trailer for Colossal
Daniel Whitehillhuh. Well. That is unique.
Few movies have as original or weird a premise as Colossal. That premise: Anne Hathaway plays a woman who realizes she can occasionally spawn a real-life giant monster halfway across the world that acts as her avatar, mimicking her movements.
This Double-Whammy Gif of Two Kids Getting Wrecked Is What Dreams Are Made Of
Daniel WhitehillThis makes me so happy.
Sometimes a gif comes along and changes the way you see the world. It’s the kind of gif that makes you realize that good things still happen, and that no matter how dark the night becomes, the dawn will shine all the brighter.
This is that gif.
This is a gif of two kids getting totally wrecked by one, giant red-rubber ball, and it’s glorious.
Feel free to use this next time you see someone get destroyed online — maybe if you witness a two-tiered roasting supreme.
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Super Mario Odyssey's Real Humans Are Weird and Bad
Daniel WhitehillAgreed. I'm pretty let down.
Super Mario Odyssey has Mario jumping into an actual city, which is populated by humans. One problem: the humans are proportioned realistically, and Mario is not. It’s the most jarring and upsetting detail about tonight’s Switch event.
NASA Animation Offers a Freakishly Accurate Look at This Year's Coast-to-Coast Eclipse
Daniel WhitehillRoad trip! Let's go to Matt's house in Oregon!
On August 21st, a shadow produced by a total solar eclipse will travel from the USA’s Pacific coast right through to the Atlantic coast—something that hasn’t happened in nearly 100 years. A new NASA animation shows where you’ll need to be to catch this once-in-a-lifetime event.
Horizon Zero Dawn Trailer Reveals New Friends and Foes
Daniel WhitehillWowza. This is looking really great. Original AAA IP. Very unique. Can't wait to play.
To date, Horizon‘s trailers have offered glimpses of the game’s majestic, post-post-apocalyptic world and awe-inspiring machines. There’s a lot we’ve yet to show, but we’re starting the new year with a big new trailer that focuses on yet another threat for Aloy to face.
The video likewise affords glimpses of some of the allies who may join Aloy’s cause, from the mighty to the mysterious.
Who are these masked warriors, and what is the source of their power over the machines? Who will rally to Aloy’s side on the field of battle? The answers to these and other questions will be revealed on February 28, 2017, when Horizon Zero Dawn launches exclusively for PS4.
For everything Horizon Zero Dawn, keep your eyes on our Twitter and Facebook channels for new updates.
A New Ford Bronco And Ford Ranger Are Officially Happening
Daniel WhitehillThat is the Bro-iest, Douchiest looking Bronco ever. It's a rolling STD. I can hear the bass from here.
It’s happening. It’s really happening. After years of speculation and customer demand, the new Ford Bronco and Ford Ranger are back. Ford confirmed as much today at the Detroit Auto Show, saying both trucks are on the way in a few short years. Holy crap.
Open Post: Hosted By The Official Shower Beer
Daniel WhitehillI AM the king of Shower Beers! Someone has been spying on me!
A Swedish creative called Snask has hooked up with a brewery called Pangpang to bring the world the FIRST EVER shower beer called Shower Beer! Shower Beer is pretty much the Fingos or beers, because every beer is already a shower beer.
People says that Shower Beer was created specifically to drink in between washing your ass and crying on the floor of your shower. They shrunk the normal-sized beer bottle down to a 6 oz. bottle. But they claim that the smaller serving has as much booze content as a normal-sized bottle. Shower Beer’s got 10% ABV and that’s twice as much as a Budweiser.
The founder of Pangpang told Vice that Shower Beer’s taste goes well with suds. Warning: Beer snob talk ahead!
“I let the Shower Beer sit longer in the primary fermenter before dry hopping and cold crashing it, compared to other PangPang beers. This lets it develop a soapy flavor that in some beers is considered an ‘off’ flavor, but is just on point for the Shower Beer. The beer is heavily hopped with Citra [hops], and has a citrusy, soapy, and somewhat herbal profile.”
Shower Beer can also be used as a conditioner. Those of you who used Body On Tap back in the day are pfft-ing at this mess, I’m sure. Because Body On Tap cleansed your hair and if you drank it, it probably gave you a little buzz.
Shower Beer just seems dangerous to me. It’s like an ER visit waiting to happen. Glass + water everywhere = cut up feet. And if you drink a few Shower Beers, you may get a little horny, which may lead to you getting ideas after eyeing that bottle. You may end up in the ER, telling the doctor that you slipped in the shower and landed asshole-first on a little beer bottle on the floor. Who put that little beer bottle there?!
Now that I mention it, what the world really needs is a safe-to-use shower dildo that’s also filled with beer!!
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14 Surprisingly Fascinating Facts Behind 2016's Porn Traffic Stats
Daniel WhitehillUSA! USA! USA!
The data compiled, then featured by the most popular porn site out there ends up showing some shocking results about humanity's porn consumption!
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Hillary Clinton Considering Run for NYC Mayor: REPORT
Daniel WhitehillWell. This would be cool.
Hillary Clinton is considering running for Mayor of New York City, challenging Bill de Blasio, whose term ends at the end of the year, the NY Daily News reports:
Hillary Clinton left open the possibility of running for mayor of New York City this year in a private conversation with a top Democrat, a well-placed source told the Daily News.
Clinton, who is being pressed by many New York Dems to get back into the game by running for mayor, did not rule out challenging current City Hall occupant Mayor de Blasio in that conversation, the source said.
The Dem primary is in nine months. Candidates must live in one of NYC’s five boroughs by election day.
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BBC’s ‘Real Housewives of ISIS’ Comedy Sketch Courts Controversy for New ‘Revolting’ Show: WATCH
Daniel Whitehillha hahaha. I love this!
A BBC2 sketch comedy scene from the show Revolting that spoofs the “Real Housewives” formula by taking it into the world of ISIS terrorists has gone viral (more than 16 million views on Facebook) though many are expressing disgust that it projects an unflattering image of Muslim women at a time when Islamophobia is rife and is insensitive to those who have been victims of terror.
One scene sees one of the characters modeling her new outfit: a suicide vest. “Oh babe, you look gorgeous!” says a friend, before telling the camera: “She looked massive. You’re gonna need a lot of Semtex to kill that one.”
Another shows a character explaining that it’s “only three days to the beheading, and I’ve no idea what I’m going to wear.”
Perhaps predictably, the response from social media was less than enthusiastic. Many said it was “distasteful” when there were many cases of British girls under the age of 18 who had been groomed online and lured to the Islamic State.
One Facebook user described it as having “all the fun of an off-base Amy Schumer skit with the same lack of awareness of anything other than itself,” adding that the humor was “only funny if you look down on someone else and enjoy seeing them unhappy because they are not white and Christian.”
But not everyone has been offended, with several Twitter users pointing out that the whole point of satire was to bring people down to a level.
Watch:
A few reactions:
Constructing an image of Muslim women as oppressed and fond of terrorism at a time of widespread gendered Islamophobia is deeply sinister.
— Harry Shotton (@HarryShotton) January 4, 2017
My opinion on the #RealHousewivesOfIsis sketch from the @BBC show, #Revolting. pic.twitter.com/hYLv9i53ih
— Ali Official (@AliOfficialUK) January 4, 2017
The BBC really made a satirical show called "The Real Housewives of ISIS" while the real housewives of ISIS are being raped and abused daily
— Meraj. (@UncleMeraj) January 4, 2017
It’s a shame that the humourless and perpetually offended do not see this for what it is – progress.https://t.co/SrNHvROMQS
— Stephen Knight GS (@GSpellchecker) January 5, 2017
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Ford’s going to put Alexa in cars starting later this year
Daniel WhitehillHoly crap. I think I am going to get Alexa in my car!
This Grandma is the Real MVP
Daniel WhitehillThose are sweet.
And the Lady Never Opened Snapchat Again...
Daniel Whitehillhahahaha
Watch Tesla's Autopilot Brake for a Crash Before It Even Happens
Daniel WhitehillThis is some cool shit. Cars that can see through other cars to watch out for others is so awesome.
Since Tesla released Version 8.0 of its Autopilot system this summer, CEO Elon Musk has touted its lifesaving potential. Today, dashcam footage from the Netherlands showed just how powerful the new safety feature can be.
Former WWE Star Scott Hall Fails Terribly, Posts His Christmas Tree on Instagram While There's Porn Going on in the Background
Daniel WhitehillLol, WHOOPS!
The Trailer for Tom Holland’s ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Is Here – WATCH
Daniel WhitehillThis could be good. I like the way it ties into the Marvel Universe.
The first trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming, the latest Spider-Man reboot attempt starring Tom Holland as Peter Parker, was released late Thursday night.
This latest Spidey iteration focuses on Parker’s relationship with Tony Stark (I’m sensing a Batman and Robin dynamic).
Parker wants to join The Avengers and fight the baddies while Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) is trying to get Parker to pull back and let the adults handle things.
Also in the first-ever footage to premiere (unveiled on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”) is the villain, the Vulture, who will be played by former superhero actor Michael Keaton. Not seen but already cast (as she made a cameo in Marvel’s recent “Civil War” feature) is Marisa Tomeias the much younger Aunt May.
As for the plot, this looks like standard Spider-Man high school troubles, with plenty of Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr. twists. Fingers crossed for this one.
The trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming also includes an homage to Tobey Maguire’s famous shirtless scene in his Spider-Man film.
For reference:
Watch the trailer for Spider-Man: Homecoming below.
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Paranormal Organization Claims Gay Men are Possessed by Female Ghosts
Daniel WhitehillI love this! It's crazy, yet spooky fun!
According to a paranormal organization 85% of all gay men aren’t really gay, they’re just possessed by female ghosts that cause them to have attractions towards men.
The Spiritual Science Research Foundation (SRF), which has 12,000 followers on Twitter, claims, “The main reason behind the gay orientation of some men is that they are possessed by female ghosts. It is the female ghost in them that is attracted to other men.”
As you might imagine, they believe that lesbians are possessed by male ghost.
“The ghost’s consciousness overpowers the person’s normal behaviour to produce the homosexual attraction,” the group writes on their website. They cite “Spiritual research” as proving that “the cause for homosexual preferences lie predominantly in the spiritual realm.”
According to the SRF, only 5% of gay people are gay due to “hormonal changes.” Ten percent are considered gay because they had “an experience with a person of the same sex as a teenager or young adult that was pleasurable and therefore wanting to experience it again.” However, the vast majority of gay people, 85%, exhibit same-sex attraction because of ghosts, they say.
SRF also says that gay pride parades are evidence of the “decline” of humankind:
Organizing such Parades in the name of human rights and freedom does not indicate that society is progressing. In fact, this evidences its decline. The human race needs to know what is right and what is wrong. Just as we teach children not to play in dirty water or eat mud, we need to educate society what is correct from a spiritual perspective. By failing to do so, we run the risk of a further decline in Righteousness and consequently people in society will become more unhappy.
The good news, SRF says, is that “Homosexuality can be overcome by regular spiritual practice.” SRF offers “some simple steps” to rid you of your homosexuality.
What might those steps be? Thankfully, SRF spells them out.
Check them out, below.
[h/t PinkNews; top photo via Flickr]
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United Airlines Will Start Charging for Use of Overhead Bins
Daniel WhitehillAre you fucking kidding me?
Remember your last flight when you told yourself that at least flying couldn’t get any worse? Well, it’s about to get worse. United Airlines will soon start charging some customers for the privilege to use the overhead bins.
Watch Emma Watson Get Trapped by Silicon Valley's Claws in The Circle
Daniel WhitehillThe movie looks okay fun. The music in the trailer is beyond brilliant.
The new trailer for The Circle just dropped, and boy, the kings of Silicon Valley are not going to be pleased.
State of Decay 2's World Is "Substantially Larger," Lets Co-Op Players Split Up
Daniel WhitehillMatt and Brendan I am forcing you to play this! Can't WAIT!
State of Decay 2 will present players with a much larger world than that of the first game, according to developer Undead Labs.
Undead CEO Jeff Strain told IGN that the studio is aware of players' desire for a bigger world, though he wouldn't confirm any specifics about the size of this one. "I know SoD fans are hungry for details on number and size of maps, regions, kilometers of playable area, etc, but we're not quite ready for that. For now, suffice it to say that the playable area is substantially larger than State of Decay," he said.
State of Decay 2 was announced back at this year's E3 in June (watch the announcement trailer above). It's a four-player co-op game, rather than the MMO Undead had discussed previously. Strain said you'll have the freedom to separate from each other, though that may or may not necessarily be the wisest choice, depending on the situation you find yourself in.
"There may be times when it's tactically advantageous to do so," he explained. "For example, you may be under the gun to get medical supplies back to your base, and you decide to split up and have two players scavenge the supermarket pharmacy while two others go scout for a car or SUV with a large amount of trunk space to get the goods home. Or you could even be working on completely separate objectives and only come together as needed to get each other out of a tight spot. Ultimately, you'll be more effective (and, if we do our jobs well, you'll have a lot more fun) playing close together, but as always with State of Decay, your play style is up to you."
Design director Richard Foge added that you can't turn State of Decay 2 into a direct PvP game where players fight each other. However, he noted there are "plenty of ways that they can be a hostile force in your world because they can directly affect the simulation in meaningful ways." These include attracting zombies or otherwise doing something to get a player's character killed, or killing an NPC that causes their enclave to become hostile toward your community.
State of Decay 2 doesn't yet have an exact release date but is expected out in 2017. It's coming to PC and Xbox One; it'll be a Play Anywhere game, letting those who buy it digitally play on both platforms.
Westworld Fans Think They've Already Figured Out A Season 2 Twist
Daniel WhitehillI totally called this twist last night. I would have done the same thing.. you know, if I'd created a vacation park full of murderous robots.
It hasn’t even been 24 hours since the finale of Westworld season one, but already, fans are speculating about what will happen in season two. So far, the theories are compelling.
Sometimes When You Lose Something, Someone Else Wins
Daniel WhitehillHa ha. That's kinda rad.