Orthography is the set of conventions for writing in language. Microsyntax is a term I dreamed up years ago for the conventions on social media like Twitter like hashtags, retweets, and the like.
My ‘career’ as a whatever-it-is-I-am (’public intellectual’ has a nicer ring than ‘obsessive scribbler’) keeps me in constant contact with social media tools, and I want to speak in favor of some suggested patterns that I am using, that others might adopt.
Vertical bar (’|’) to indicate authorship or attribution
I have shifted to a single character mechanism to replace attribution and authorship. So for example, when I attribute a blockquote in a post as a quote by a given author, I make it look like this:
Bigger Cities Make Do With Less | Luis Bettencourt, Geoffrey West
This new, more quantitative science of cities is becoming possible because of the increasing availability of information — official statistics as well as novel measures of human and social activity — on cities and metropolitan areas worldwide.
I use the same convention in Twitter, where the reduction in characters is an additional benefit. And this can be an international standard, independent of language.
Dropping the conjunction in comma separated lists
As you may be aware, there has been ongoing contention about the placement of a final comma in lists prior to the coordinating conjunction (usually ’or’, or ‘and’), called the serial comma (see Serial comma in Wikipedia). I think like a programmer or logician, so my solution most recently has been to avoid the arguments about whether or use the serial comma or not, and instead, drop the conjunction.
So, instead of worrying about the ambiguity in phrases like this:
To my parents, Mother Teresa and the Pope:
and resolving it with a serial comma
To my parents, Mother Teresa, and the Pope:
I instead use just the serial comma:
To my parents, Mother Teresa, the Pope:
In this case the series has an implied logical ‘and’ connecting the elements of the series. After all the commas are a shorthand for the longer but syntactically correct
To my parents and Mother Teresa and the Pope
which is unambiguous. The commas are like diacritical marks that represent ‘and’s.
In the case of a series ending in an or, I suggest separating with semicolons. Consider the case of the Maine Labor Dispute in 2017 (again, see Serial comma in Wikipedia), where the meaning of a rule about overtime pay hinged on a series ending in ‘or’ but lacking a serial comma –
The canning, processing, preserving, freezing, drying, marketing, storing, packing for shipment or distribution
– of certain goods were ineligible for overtime pay. The question was whether the list referred to distribution of the goods, or only packing of the goods for distribution.
The uses of semicolons as marks representing ‘or’s would be unequivocal:
The canning; processing; preserving; freezing; drying; marketing; storing; packing for shipment; distribution
versus
The distribution or canning; processing; preserving; freezing; drying; marketing; storing; packing for shipment
or
The canning; processing; preserving; freezing; drying; marketing; storing; packing for shipment or distribution
The last two are synonymous: distribution is one thing in contract to the ‘or’ list starting with ‘canning’ and ending with ‘packing for shipment’.
This use of semicolons to indicate a pause between clauses is quite similar in purpose, so it shouldn’t confuse greatly.
The greatest difficulty will be to get people to elide the final ‘and’ or ‘or’ in lists conceptually.
Turning numbers around
My last recommendation is quite simple: we should adopt (or revert to) a different natural number system where the units would precede the ‘decade’ or ‘tens’, and so on. This form is in use in many languages, like German and Czech. But we should reverse the order of the numbers in left-to-right languages so that we can simply read the number from left to right.
So, an example:
1,234,567
This is read as one million two hundred and thirty four thousand, five hundred and sixty seven. But think about the processing. I have to process the number completely from right to left before I can say the first ‘one million’, because I don’t know the magnitude by just looking at the ‘1,’ at the beginning.
(Note, we have the vestiges of this in English for the numbers thirteen through nineteen which are unit + ten in form, and the twenty through ninety decade numbers, which are short hand for ‘two ten’ and so on.)
So consider this case:
123,456,789
Which we read today as ‘one hundred twenty three million, four hundred and fifty six thousand, seven hundred eighty nine’. It’s a numeral with millions, thousands, and hundreds groups divided by commas.
If we reverse, we’d get this:
987,654,321
and we adopted the ‘four and twenty blackbirds’ scheme for reading the number, I would read it as ‘nine and eighty and seven hundred, six and fifty and four hundred thousand, three and twenty and one hundred million’.
I am not betting on that coming into use anytime soon.