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A Dance with Dragons leaves readers with many cliff-hangers on the fates of various characters. But it also leaves the resolution of several upcoming conflicts undetermined. Though some of the sample chapters of TWOW have shed some light on the opening moves of the various battles about to take place in TWOW, much remains unresolved.
But today, I figured that it would be a fun exercise to show where all the major and significant militaries are in Westeros, their composition and their missions in a Situation-Mission-Strength format. (You'll understand more what I mean below). In the OP, I'll be going region by region from north to south. I'll leave it to you all to infer conclusions of where these armies are. By necessity, I will delve into some of the TWOW sample chapters to round out some of the analysis.
But before we get started, a few caveats:
Okay, now that we have those caveats out of the way, I've designed a map with approximate location for all of the armies and navies in and around Westeros. If you want to follow along in our tour, having the map will be extremely helpful.
Military Map of Westeros at the Start of TWOW
And one of my ongoing projects is the Westeros Military #s Project. So, feel free to delve into that as well.
Castle Black
When the third dagger took him between the shoulder blades, he gave a grunt and fell face-first into the snow. He never felt the fourth knife. Only the cold … (ADWD, Jon XIII)
Cotter Pyke
At Hardhome, with six ships. Wild seas. Blackbird lost with all hands, two Lyseni ships driven aground on Skane, Talon taking water. Very bad here. Wildlings eating their own dead. Dead things in the woods. Braavosi captains will only take women, children on their ships. Witch women call us slavers. Attempt to take Storm Crow defeated, six crew dead, many wildlings. Eight ravens left. Dead things in the water. Send help by land, seas wracked by storms. - Letter from Cotter Pyke to Jon Snow (ADWD, Jon XII)
Stannis Baratheon
"We hold the ground, and that I mean to turn to our advantage."
"The ground?" said Theon. "What ground? Here? This misbegotten tower? This wretched little village? You have no high ground here, no walls to hide beyond, no natural defenses."
"Yet." (TWOW, Theon I)
Roose Bolton
"Ser Hosteen, assemble your knights and men-at-arms by the main gates. As you are so eager for battle, you shall strike our first blow. Lord Wyman, gather your White Harbor men by the east gate. They shall go forth as well." (ADWD, Theon VII)
Wyman Manderly
"I have been building warships for more than a year. Some you saw, but there are as many more hidden up the White Knife. Even with the losses I have suffered, I still command more heavy horse than any other lord north of the Neck." (ADWD, Davos IV)
Dagmer Cleftjaw
"Dagmer Cleftjaw holds Torrhen’s Square. A fierce fighter, and a leal servant of House Greyjoy. I can deliver that castle to you, and its garrison as well." (ADWD, Asha II)
Howland Reed
East of the road lay a bleak and barren shore and a cold salt sea, to the west the swamps and bogs of the Neck, infested with serpents, lizard lions, and bog devils with their poisoned arrows. (ADWD, Theon II)
Black Walder Frey
At Seagard my son (Black) Walder did the same with Patrek Mallister and Lord Jason bent the knee. (AFFC, Jaime VI)
Edwyn Frey
The Frey host had begun to break up within hours of Riverrun’s surrender, as Lord Walder’s bannermen and freeriders pulled up stakes to make for home. The Freys who still remained were striking camp, but he found Edwyn with his bastard uncle in the latter’s pavilion. (AFFC, Jaime VII)
Daven Lannister
His coz wanted to know what should be done with it, and with the siege equipment he had built, his rams and sows and towers and trebuchets. Daven proposed that they drag it all to Raventree and use it there. Jaime told him to put everything to the torch, starting with the gallows. "I mean to deal with Lord Tytos myself. It won’t require a siege tower." (AFFC, Jaime VII)
Forley Prester
When Edmure and the Westerlings departed, four hundred men rode with them; Jaime had doubled the escort again at the last moment. He rode with them a few miles, to talk with Ser Forley Prester. Though he bore a bull's head upon his surcoat and horns upon his helm, Ser Forley could not have been less bovine. He was a short, spare, hard-bitten man. With his pinched nose, bald pate, and grizzled brown beard, he looked more like an innkeep than a knight. (AFFC, Jaime VII)
Loras Tyrell
As for the Lannister host, two thousand seasoned veterans remained encamped outside the city walls, awaiting the arrival of Paxter Redwyne’s fleet to carry them across Blackwater Bay to Dragonstone. (AFFC, Jaime III)
"A thousand men are dead, or near enough to make no matter. Most of them our own. And not just common men, Your Grace, but knights and young lords, the best and the bravest."
"And Ser Loras himself?"
"He will make a thousand and one." (AFFC, Cersei VIII)
Randyll Tarly/Mace Tyrell
If your daughter is as innocent as you’d have us believe, why must you have your army present when she faces her accusers? (ADWD, Epilogue)
Cersei Lannister
You have six thousand gold cloaks. (AFFC, Cersei X)
Mathis Rowan
"Mace Tyrell has abandoned his siege of Storm’s End to march back to King’s Landing and save his daughter, leaving only a token force behind to keep Stannis’s men penned up inside the castle." (ADWD, Griff II)
Gilbert Farring
Ser Gilbert Farring holds Storm’s End for me still, with two hundred loyal men. (ASOS, Davos IV)
Aegon & the Golden Company
"If Storm’s End is so impregnable, how do you mean to take it?" asked Malo.
"By guile." (ADWD, Griff II)
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Techy weirdos Behold… The Actopus are looking for a new drummer and YOU just might fit the bill. Let’s do a quick test. Does this junk make any sense to you?
Yeah, me either. BUT FOR THE REST OF YOU, Colin Marston (of Gorguts, Dysrhythmia, Krallice, a fuck ton of production credits) and his band Behold… The Arctopus is looking for a siqq drummer to lay down some massive biddly biddly bomp beats over weird widdly widdly womp melodies. The band has recently separated from former drummer “Weasel Walter” so this is your chance to shine as the new Badger Barry. Or Marmot Marion. Or something.
You’ll just have to audition by video so it doesn’t really matter where in the world you live. Horrorscension, the band’s last album came out in 2012 so supposedly they have a full album’s worth of material ready to go. They just need YOU.
Here’s the word straight from the band’s Facebook page:
New year, new music, new drummer? We have amicably parted ways with the talented and busy Weasel Walter and now need YOU to be our drummer.
Some things to consider…
We notate our music, including drum parts. But we welcome changes to the written music that maintain the spirit of the composition, and add your own personal touch to the parts.
We usually don’t rehearse a lot. If you live in NYC, we might get together a couple of times a month. If you live in Norway, even less. Realize that most learning will be done on your own and rehearsals are for usually for ironing out weird details and bringing up the tempos. The easier it is for you to learn parts on your own, the better fit you will be.
That’s about it. Here’s an average looking drum part (see above). If it makes sense to you, and you’re interested, tell us who you are and send us a video of your playing. We want to give anyone who’s really interested the chance to learn 2 new songs and convince us that you are the new drummer.
So whatchoo think? Can you hang with these skronky tunes? If so, hit Colin up!
Big ‘ol thanks to Rory for hitting us up with this info.
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