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21 Dec 21:11

November 13, 2014


I'm contributing to this calendar by the cartoonists of The Nib.
25 Nov 17:18

Good and evil.

Ben Plowman

Iranian Customs: "Sir, were you aware that importing more than 100 kilos of ceramics requires a special permit?"
Mahmoud: *Begins bribing man with free ceramics*



Good and evil.

24 Nov 01:04

http://superdrivel.tumblr.com/post/103010412114

Ben Plowman

Too complicated. Just symlink all that stuff into /junk. /junk/cron, /junk/fonts, etc.



 

23 Nov 23:40

i love how the god species and/or endstate of human progression...

Ben Plowman

Well I think he was actually the beginning state? But yes, I suppose I see your point. He's effectively Powder.



i love how the god species and/or endstate of human progression is perfectly white and hairless.

23 Nov 23:40

4gifs: Dog obedience competition.  [video] cannot get enough

Ben Plowman

I laughed so hard at this video. There is a special corridor of toys and sausages platters and the golden retriever maybe eats eats every last one.



4gifs:

Dog obedience competition.  [video]

cannot get enough

23 Nov 23:38

mapsontheweb: Anthropogenic excrement sightings in San...

Ben Plowman

Republicans always bemoan the "nanny state" and Democrats are like "uhhhh... a government that literally cleans up the poops of its citizens sounds amazing. give me one of those."



mapsontheweb:

Anthropogenic excrement sightings in San Francisco by Jennifer Wong (via

23 Nov 23:14

shoutout

Ben Plowman

This diet is coming out of the square, out of the page, straight at you. This is a three-dimensional diet.



shoutout

23 Nov 18:32

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Ben Plowman

This made me laugh super hard.



23 Nov 18:18

"top Wikipedian Mahmoud Hashemi"

Ben Plowman

hahaha, add it to the resume.

“top Wikipedian Mahmoud Hashemi”

- InventorSpot (2014)
23 Nov 04:52

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Ben Plowman

sneaky cleopatras, man.



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23 Nov 03:32

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Ben Plowman

Every helicopter driven to work takes 22 bicycles of the streets.



22 Nov 01:42

historical-nonfiction: T.H. White, author of The Once and...



historical-nonfiction:

T.H. White, author of The Once and Future King, shared his lonely life with a beloved Irish setter, Brownie, whom he called his child, wife, and mother, “myself with melting eye.” “It is a queer difference between this kind of thing and getting married,” he wrote, “that married people love each other at first (I understand) and it fades by use and custom, but with dogs you love them most at last.”

In late 1944, Brownie died, and after sitting up with her for two nights, White buried her himself in a basket. He could not bear the thought of going through the same pain again in twelve years time. He would never get another dog. He wrote later, “I have found … that the people who consider too close an affection between men and animals to be ‘unnatural’ are basing their prejudice on something real. It is the incompatibility of ages. It is in Lucretius. He says that centaurs cannot exist because the horse part would die before the man part. All I can do now is to remember her dead as I buried her, the cold grey jowl in the basket, and not as my heart’s blood, which she was for the last eight years of our twelve. I shall never be more than half a centaur now.”

19 Nov 18:01

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Ben Plowman

Can you smell what Barack is cooking? Joe Biden can, and thinks it's not too bad.

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18 Nov 07:46

Humans Can Hibernate?

Ben Plowman

This is fascinating. I've also heard that this was once common practice in France, which was suggested as an explanation for why the French are such lazy sacks of shit. Further, I've heard it suggested that Seasonal Affective Disorder is adaptive because by convincing you to sleep all the time in the winter, you were more likely to make it to the Spring (once upon a time). French existentialism would be explained by these two ideas, I suppose.

I have done no research into the validity of these claims.

historical-nonfiction:

Until the late 1800s, many Russian peasants in the Pskov region ‘hibernated’ for much of the winter, waking only once a day for some dry bread. So, almost hibernating?

18 Nov 00:10

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Ben Plowman

hahaha, but srsly, birds eat the dicks first. It's their favorite part by far. That's where the phrase comes from - "Early bird gets the worm."



17 Nov 04:36

carudamon119: は~やん @crazykohei0123 【愛媛】巨大イノシシ親子の稲わらアート 11月下旬まで公開...

Ben Plowman

Burning 'Phant



carudamon119:

は~やん

@crazykohei0123

【愛媛】巨大イノシシ親子の稲わらアート 11月下旬まで公開【乙事主】

ehime-np.co.jp/news/local/201

16 Nov 09:17

Loose Lipids

by Ronnie
Ben Plowman

haha, ohhh Little Caesar's. We don't know how you do it, and it's best not to ask questions if we don't want to learn the answers.

12 Nov 00:08

APEC red carpet snapshots: when in Beijing

by Annie Lee
Ben Plowman

These outfits are Star Trek grade. It also occurs to me that with all of the skinny jeans, yoga pants, under armor, etc., that Star Trek may have gotten apparel completely accurate.

Nov 10, China President Xi Jinping and his national idol wife Peng liyuan were in the spotlight again as they received leaders from APEC countries in a gala held in the Water Cube. It is normal for the remarkable two to wear Chinese characteristic clothes when receiving guests, but interestingly, the guests also arrive in the Water Cube in unified style, the co-called New Chinese Uniform specially designed for APEC 2014 reception.

Without further delay, let’s see how country leaders break their new Chinese look as they walk down the red carpet.

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(Source: Netease)

12 Nov 00:07

too many



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10 Nov 18:05

Cyborg cockroaches home in on sounds of distress

Ben Plowman

Question: why do so many research projects have as their premise the ability to find disaster victims buried in rubble? Is it just a funding ruse because America doesn't care about insects but wants to prepare for the next 9/11?

Would we ever really keep a supply of special cockroaches on hand in major cities for this purpose?

Cockroaches fed microphone signals via their antennae can pinpoint sound sources – and could one day be deployed to find disaster victims buried in rubble






09 Nov 23:38

it’s illuminati man

Ben Plowman

He is sick and tired of cars crowding him while he's walking in the street!



it’s illuminati man

09 Nov 22:18

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09 Nov 21:27

He’s not that into you, it’s the APEC blue

by Annie Lee

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The 2014 APEC (Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation) is a big deal for Beijing, since it is the first international economic organization that China takes part in. To make sure that CEOs and leaders of the region have a nice stay in Beijing, a series of new approaches are put in place.

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The most significant objective is to recreate the blue sky that Beijing has long lost. In order to get rid of the embarrassing smog, factories in Beijing and nearby cities are ordered to suspend production during the conference; all construction sites in Beijing stop working. Farmers and residents living in 50km away Huairou District have to stop cooking with woods and make do with natural gas for a while. During Nov 3-12, cargo trucks, three-wheel truck, tractors, motorcycles, and buses that don’t meet the emission standard are forbidden to enter Beijing’s 6th Ring Road or further within. Car drivers have to observe the odd-even license plate rule that was invented in 2007 for Beijing Olympic Games with the same purpose, i.e. during these 10 days they can drive on the road only if the last number of their license plates match the parity of the date. An interesting result is that Beijingers won’t be able to drink fresh milk first thing in the morning as milk delivery trucks are not allowed to run on the roads until after APEC conference.

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Beijing is also trying to clear people out of the city. Companies in Beijing have 6 days APEC holidays to their employees to let them go travelling, but not in Beijing, since many tourist spots in Beijing such as the Bird Nest, the Water Cube, the Olympic Forest Park are either completely closed during APEC or open only on selective days. Worry not, the Beijing Railway Bureau has increased several lines destined to Shanghai, Hefei, Zaozhuang and Hangzhou City. Think twice if you want to travel by plane though, as it is required to check-in 5 hours ahead. Besides the push, there is also pulling efforts made by nearby cities to get people out of Beijing. Many tourist areas out of Beijing will give half price or even free tickets for tourists from Beijing; hotels and inns are also offering discounts.

Beijing not only encourages people to get out of the city, but also makes some odd rules to minimize traffic and trouble inside the city. For example, marriage registration services and passport application office are closed during APEC; senior economist exam will be postponed until after the conference.

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The effect is immediate and astonishing, Beijing has been seeing miraculous blue sky and clear air in November. But everybody knows by heart that this is just temporary and there is still a long way to go to really hold on to such luxuriously clean air. As a matter of fact, netizens have corned this phenomena as "APEC Blue", and use it to refer to something that are beautiful but doom to be short-lived. For instance, "he is not that into you, it is just APEC blue."

 

(Source: Netease)

09 Nov 21:25

Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim

Ben Plowman

This is amazing. Non-mahmouds of the old reader: stop what you're doing and watch this video.



Too Many Cooks | Adult Swim

09 Nov 03:53

nirak: Oh come on

Ben Plowman

Interesting that Lincoln has a Ramen place now. But still no catcallers.



nirak:

Oh come on

06 Nov 02:44

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Ben Plowman

The longer I watch, the more I'm intrigued. He doesn't hit the side, oh no. He applies gentle pressure with the back of his fingers to the screen.



03 Nov 00:04

Some Good News on Patents

by Alex Tabarrok

Further evidence of a dramatic slowdown in patent litigation activity in the United States is provided today in data published by Unified Patents, the entity whose business is based on helping SMEs fight frivolous patent suits. According to the research, which covers the third quarter of this year (June to September),  there was a 23% drop in the number of suits filed compared to the second quarter, and a 27% year-on-year reduction.

The findings come just weeks after data released by Lex Machina showed that there had been a 40% fall in patent suits in September 2014 as compared to the same month in the previous year. Commenting to IAM on the reasons for the decline, Lex Machina founder Professor Mark Lemley claimed that much of it could be attributed to the Supreme Court’s Alice v CLS decision. The Alice judgment was handed down towards the end of June.

More here.

Alice has made a difference as well as the cheaper post-grant challenge procedure in the AIA. Once the first software patents make it through, however, there will be an uptick as people learn the new system. Still this is good news especially for software patents but we have a way to go on the larger issue of IP, including copyright.

Here is the updated “Tabarrok curve“.

Tabarrok Curve

30 Oct 00:57

gifsboom: NASA Antares Rocket Explosion ** video ** :(

Ben Plowman

Very sad, though important to note: not a NASA rocket. People like to leverage things like this to push for defunding NASA even though NASA's own record of launches is quite *clears throat* stellar.









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NASA Antares Rocket Explosion ** video **

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29 Oct 12:59

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Ben Plowman

Boycat does this sometimes. Cats are strange.



27 Oct 17:02

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Ben Plowman

Nette Worthey