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08 Jun 10:40

What’s In A Name?

Ben Plowman

This confused the shit out of 3rd grade Ben, who made the mistake of choosing the Cougar for his animal report. How is a cougar, a puma, and a mountain lion all the same animal? And wtf is a catamount?

historical-nonfiction:

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Pumas (“cougars”) are in Guinness World Records book with the greatest number of names. It has over 40 names in English alone!

06 Jun 19:48

mapsontheweb: Hottest Month by US County, 1979-2011.

Ben Plowman

haha, sf bay dominates the hot September category.



mapsontheweb:

Hottest Month by US County, 1979-2011.

05 Jun 18:04

The Brain Is Actually Connected to the Lymphatic System

Ben Plowman

Looks like the stress -> sickness pathway is more direct than we thought.

Here's a surprise: there are lymphatic vessels going into the brain. That's reported in this paper in Nature. (Here's a pretty breathless press release from the University of Virginia, where the work was done). I'm no immunologist, but the work (done mostly in mice, and extended to human samples) looks pretty solid to me.

We were just having a discussion around this site about the immune system and the brain, and this discovery is going to set off a lot of research on that topic. Here's how the authors finish off the paper:

The presence of a functional and classical lymphatic system in the central nervous system suggests that current dogmas regarding brain tolerance and the immune privilege of the brain should be revisited. Malfunction of the meningeal lymphatic vessels could be a root cause of a variety of neurological disorders in which altered immunity is a fundamental player such as multiple sclerosis, Alzheimer’s disease, and some forms of primary lymphoedema that are associated with neurological disorders.

That seems like a bit of a leap, but not a crazy one. The state of this part of the lymphatic system in various diseases is now officially a big topic, I'd say. The authors already seem to have both demonstrated its existence and some real differences between it and the more well-known lymphatic vessels, and there will surely be more to come. Who knew?

03 Jun 16:24

transparasite: verycooltrash: bent-duck: why’s it in the...

Ben Plowman

hahaha, you got me. had to check for the #ben tag to be sure you knew you were getting me.



transparasite:

verycooltrash:

bent-duck:

why’s it in the woman’s ass………….

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Don’t you know that’s where the baby forms when you’ve been knocked up by an alien?

01 Jun 09:44

necromancy, lesson one

by Kurt Rose
Ben Plowman

These are always good, but this one made me laugh out loud.

There is a dark, mysterious, and dangerous power of Necromancy in the Python language; used only at great peril: the __del__ method.  Consider this class:

>>> class Living(object):
...    def __del__(self):
...       undead_hoard.append(self)
...
>>> undead_hoard = []

Let's use it.

>>> a = Living()
>>> undead_hoard
[]

So far so good.  What happens if we delete one?

>>> del a
>>> undead_hoard
[<__main__.Living object at 0x020C01D0>]

The object got resurrected by __del__.  No problem, it can be removed from the list:

>>> del undead_hoard[0]
>>> undead_hoard
[<__main__.Living object at 0x020C01D0>]

Hmm, maybe reset the list?

>>> undead_hoard = []
>>> undead_hoard
[<__main__.Living object at 0x020C01D0>]

Lesson one of Python Necromancy: __del__ may be called many times on the same object; a safe __del__ must be re-entrant.  In this case, the resurrection was the fault of the __del__ method itself, but that is not always the case.

30 May 07:56

them: astrology isn't real

Ben Plowman

Confirmed: "The Sagittarius natives can be over-confident. They tend to believe that they can do no wrong, and thus actually end up making many mistakes." (via http://www.ganeshaspeaks.com/sagittarius/sagittarius-traits.action)

them: astrology isn't real
me: but jesus was a Sagittarius
them: :O
me: :)
30 May 07:53

weputachipinit: It literally reminds you to breathe. i can’t...

Ben Plowman

haha, perhaps it's because I'm too deep in this world, but I find the idea kinda fascinating. I have often wondered if part of the reason stress affects health so much is just via mechanisms like this where your breathing is altered. For example, anxiety -> hyperventilation -> confusion/weakness/sleep disturbances. (source: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/003071.htm).

Still pretty weird to put a dongle into your underwear in an elevator, though.



weputachipinit:

It literally reminds you to breathe.

i can’t believe this

30 May 07:52

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Ben Plowman

Shit dude is that mahogany? Fancy fucking deer.



30 May 07:50

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Ben Plowman

A buddy growing up tried to domesticate a baby raccoon. This is the opposite of what happened to him. It just hissed constantly, peed on everything, and then tore everything to shreds. Even the dogs would not get near that thing.











26 May 06:23

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Ben Plowman

Pretty cool idea. And the math checks out. Would have to make some absurdly tall buildings to make it work, but still interesting.



22 May 16:19

unit03: someone please delete this post i know i try to keep...

Ben Plowman

I also laughed way too hard at this. Put a man between a rock and a hard place, and he will have no choice but to brace himself between them and then relieve himself on the floor.



unit03:

someone please delete this post

i know i try to keep it profesh, but let this reblog be a confession of laughing too hard at this

21 May 23:07

leafcrunch: sun-and-time: leafcrunch: my neighbourhood has...

Ben Plowman

I have seen one of these knife sharpening trucks before. Apparently the economics are: knifes used by real chefs are absurdly expensive, so 1) it's expensive to replace them and 2) you don't want to mess them up sharpening them yourself. So you take them to a pro. HOWEVER, you need them every day so you can't just drop them off one day and pick them up the next.

The solution is the knife truck. He comes to your place, sharpens your knives in an hour, gives em back. Sharp knives, real cheap, real fast, by a professional. Check out bensharpens.knives for details!



leafcrunch:

sun-and-time:

leafcrunch:

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

20 May 06:10

girlwithalessonplan: heliosapollo: losed: A CROW TRIED TO GO...

Ben Plowman

Crows are pretty smart and also known to have some rough understanding of giving/receiving gifts. This crow watched a class full of hoomans completely in love with their plastic sticks and so he showed up like it was some kind of swap meet.

He's thinking to himself, "I am gonna get so many corns for this bad boy."



girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

20 May 05:07

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Ben Plowman

What's this old testament bullshit? Which one makes me Jesus?



20 May 02:30

i bought some salmon jerky. it is, as the package states, “jerky-like.” but really it is big and...

Ben Plowman

haha, I have fallen for this same trap. And then boycat helped me out by breaking into the cupboard, biting through the side of the package, and eating a bunch of it.

It may be more like catnip than catnip itself.

i bought some salmon jerky. it is, as the package states, “jerky-like.”

but really it is big and chewy fish food. as in, it tastes like fish food smells. If this appeals to you, hmu for some free salmon jerky.

27 Apr 22:04

High-speed MRI technique captures complex vocal movements at 100 frames per second

Ben Plowman

Gotta watch the video. Singing MRI image is more entertaining than expected.


Beckman Institute | New Super-Fast MRI Technique: Singing ‘If I Only Had a Brain’

Scientists at the University of Illinois Beckman’s Biomedical Imaging Center (BIC) have developed a real-time magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) technique capable of showing dynamic images of vocal movement at 100 frames per second — the fastest MRI speed in the world, according to the scientists.

“Typically, MRI is able to acquire maybe 10 frames per second or so, but we are able to scan 100 frames per second, without sacrificing the quality of the images,” said Brad Sutton, technical director of the BIC and associate professor in bioengineering at Illinois.

The researchers published their technique in the journal Magnetic Resonance in Medicine.

“The technique excels at high spatial and temporal resolution of speech—it’s both very detailed and very fast. Often you can have only one of these in MR imaging,” said Sutton. “We have designed a specialized acquisition method that gathers the necessary data for both space and time in two parts and then combines them to achieve high-quality, high-spatial resolution, and high-speed imaging.”

To combine the dynamic imaging with the audio, the researchers use a noise-cancelling fiber-optic microphone to pull out the voice, and then align the audio track with the imaging.

Powerful new tool for voice studies

The dynamic imaging is especially useful in studying how rapidly the tongue is moving, along with around 100 different muscles in the head and neck used during speech and singing. It turns out that to capture these articulation movements requires 100 frames per second, according to Aaron Johnson, affiliate faculty member in the Bioimaging Science and Technology Group at the Beckman Institute and assistant professor in speech and hearing science at Illinois.

He is also the singer in the video above, which demonstrates the technique. After 10 years of working as a professional singer in Chicago choruses, Johnson’s passion for vocal performance progressed into research to understand the voice and its neuromuscular system, with a particular interest in the aging voice.

“The neuromuscular system and larynx change and atrophy as we age, and this contributes to a lot of the deficits that we associate with the older voice, such as a weak, strained, or breathy voice,” Johnson said. “I’m interested in understanding how these changes occur, and if interventions, like vocal training, can reverse these effects. In order to do this, I need to look at how the muscles of the larynx move in real time.”

With a recent K23 Career Development Award from the National Institutes of Health (NIH), Johnson is investigating whether group singing training with older adults in residential retirement communities will improve the structure of the larynx, giving the adults stronger, more powerful voices. This research relies on pre- and post-data of laryngeal movement collected with the MRI technique.


Abstract of High-resolution dynamic speech imaging with joint low-rank and sparsity constraints

Purpose: To enable dynamic speech imaging with high spatiotemporal resolution and full-vocal-tract spatial coverage, leveraging recent advances in sparse sampling.

Methods: An imaging method is developed to enable high-speed dynamic speech imaging exploiting low-rank and sparsity of the dynamic images of articulatory motion during speech. The proposed method includes: (a) a novel data acquisition strategy that collects spiral navigators with high temporal frame rate and (b) an image reconstruction method that derives temporal subspaces from navigators and reconstructs high-resolution images from sparsely sampled data with joint low-rank and sparsity constraints.

Results: The proposed method has been systematically evaluated and validated through several dynamic speech experiments. A nominal imaging speed of 102 frames per second (fps) was achieved for a single-slice imaging protocol with a spatial resolution of 2.2 × 2.2 × 6.5 mm3. An eight-slice imaging protocol covering the entire vocal tract achieved a nominal imaging speed of 12.8 fps with the identical spatial resolution. The effectiveness of the proposed method and its practical utility was also demonstrated in a phonetic investigation.

Conclusion: High spatiotemporal resolution with full-vocal-tract spatial coverage can be achieved for dynamic speech imaging experiments with low-rank and sparsity constraints. Magn Reson Med 73:1820–1832, 2015. © 2014 Wiley Periodicals, Inc.

22 Apr 01:49

pallin around with my best bud kris straub(the joke is that...

Ben Plowman

dangggg dude you famous



pallin around with my best bud kris straub

(the joke is that email spam wouldn’t work on twitter, it is too formal and long)

21 Apr 03:31

(via DicLogo.jpg (JPEG Image, 320 × 240 pixels))

Ben Plowman

"deek". yeah, right.

21 Apr 03:30

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Ben Plowman

Ummm... that was the best part of the movie.



14 Apr 14:25

maptitude1: These maps show the regional prevalences of the...

Ben Plowman

"asshole"











maptitude1:

These maps show the regional prevalences of the words ‘bro’, ‘buddy’, 'dude’, 'fella’, and 'pal’ in the contiguous United States.

i don’t 100% buy it. what is the east coast saying besides “pal”

14 Apr 07:44

silkinsights: We’ve pulled all this information together and...

Ben Plowman

New York only has 5. They need to teach a class or something.

















silkinsights:

We’ve pulled all this information together and set it up here: http://killed-by-police.silk.co/

Take a look at it, explore the data, use it, filter it (race / gender / age / state / cause of death), spread the message.

Follow us for more info, and an updated list.

10 Apr 06:35

cosbyykidd:jaanfe: bridjett: bellpincher: shit, calm down...

Ben Plowman

It's fun to remember that Mr. Clean and Brawny Man are intentionally appealing to the Donna Clare's of the world. Are there other examples? Green Giant, maybe if mom's a little freaky?





cosbyykidd:

jaanfe:

bridjett:

bellpincher:

shit, calm down donna

THIRSTY.

A mess!!! Donna he is a cartoon mascot!!

Donna is soaking wet

09 Apr 02:25

maybe the first time i’ve exclaimed “awwww” ever

Ben Plowman

I did this once during a t-ball game, running to first base. And sometimes I still hear the tale.



maybe the first time i’ve exclaimed “awwww” ever

09 Apr 02:24

mapsontheweb:A hypothetical map of Bay Area Rapid Transit, by...

Ben Plowman

Ugggghhhhh that F line though. For only $1 Billion/Mile this could be ours.



mapsontheweb:

A hypothetical map of Bay Area Rapid Transit, by Jake Coolidge.

probably done by 2200

08 Apr 06:13

RU 800 S

Ben Plowman

This is extremely cool.



RU 800 S

08 Apr 06:12

tax time

by kris
Ben Plowman

For Mahmoud, who asked me if this form existed this past weekend.

20150330-taxes

“and one count of gavel theft”

(i forgot to draw it)

07 Apr 01:59

Which are the best Persian carpets?

by Tyler Cowen
Ben Plowman

Mahmoud's opinions required.

I think there are three which stand above all the others:

1. The Ardabil carpet, at the Victoria & Albert Museum in London.  Here is one on-line image, here is an excerpt.  I find this angle useful, but nothing compares to the real thing.

2. The “Tree Carpet” in the Philadelphia Museum of Art.

3. Jagdteppich (“Hunting carpet”), Museum für Angewandte Kunst, Vienna.  Here is one excerpt.  Try this too.  Here is a full length view.

Those are the three best, or so it seems to me.

ardabil

06 Apr 20:29

holywatered: speed-dealer-sheogorath:unreal#gillian drag him

Ben Plowman

Haha, unexpected burn.

05 Apr 22:19

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Ben Plowman

Soooo gooood.





05 Apr 22:14

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Ben Plowman

lulz, she is never going to find those eggs.