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25 Mar 14:54

These smart LED light bulbs are a bright idea

by Scott Nyerges

SSBLOG_HOME_tcpbulbA couple weeks ago, we asked our Facebook readers if they'd ever considered buying an LED light bulb, and most people who commented said they like the lights. 

If you're planning to buy your first LED light bulb—and you don't mind spending a little cash—you might want to take a look at the Connect by TCP LED lighting system. At $50 for a two-bulb kit, it's definitely pricier than other top-rated LEB bulbs like the Samsung A19 Warm White ($30) or the Feit Electric A19/OM/800 ($35).

Like the Samsung and Feit, the Connect by TCP LED bulb casts a soft, warm glow that will look familiar to anyone who's grown up with incandescent bulbs. Like CFLs and incandescents, LED bulbs are dimmable (great for mood lighting or when you want to leave a light on overnight). Unlike CFLs, however, LED light bulbs don't need to warm up; you get full brightness as soon as you flip the switch.

What makes the Connect by TCP unique is that you can control them from your smartphone (both iPhone and Android), tablet or computer, setting on/off times for fixtures in any room of your house. That's great if you're on vacation and want to make it appear that your house is still occupied, or if you simply want to come home to a well-lit room after a long day at work (or to check and see if the kids left the all the lights in the house on again). 

Setup is a breeze. The bulbs screw into any ordinary outlet just like an incandescent bulb and can be turned on and off the same way. They can also be controlled remotely by phone, tablet or computer with the  sleek black "gateway unit" that comes with the kit and connects to your wireless router. You can control up to 250 bulbs with one unit, turning them all on or off at once, or setting custom on/off controls for each bulb. There's even an optional remote control available so you can adjust your LED light bulbs without using your phone or PC.

Talk about a bright idea...

28 Feb 04:44

Read Novels to Reduce Anxiety

by Walter Glenn

Read Novels to Reduce Anxiety

We've always felt that reading was a great way to relieve stress. A good novel allows you to escape from the real world, even if just for a bit. A recent study backs this up.

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28 Feb 04:43

Repurpose Belts, Boxes, and Fabric into Storage Bins

by Walter Glenn

Repurpose Belts, Boxes, and Fabric into Storage Bins

Before you throw away those boxes, before you toss that belt with the broken buckle or the old curtains from the den, stop and think how nice it would be to give them all a new life as these handy and attractive storage bins.

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28 Feb 04:43

Add a Detachable Waste Container to a Cutting Board for Easy Cleanup

by Thorin Klosowski

Add a Detachable Waste Container to a Cutting Board for Easy Cleanup

If you want to speed up your prep time in the kitchen a bit, Instructables user confu suggests attaching a waste container to your cutting board so you can easily slide your trash out the way and continue chopping.

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28 Feb 04:43

How to Stop Giving a F*ck What People Think

by Sean Kim

How to Stop Giving a F*ck What People Think

We're all guilty. Every day from the moment we wake up, we live our lives caring what other people think of us.

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28 Feb 04:42

Start Your Morning Off with Funny Videos to Be More Creative

by Eric Ravenscraft

You wake up, stretch, get a shower, grab some coffee, and start watching YouTube. It may seem counter intuitive, but if you're trying to get the creative juices flowing, watching something funny or adorable can be the best way to get started.

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28 Feb 04:30

Befriend a Cat with Your Earwax

by Adam Dachis

You can befriend a dog by letting it smell you, but you can make a cat love you by offering it your earwax. Is this kind of disgusting? Yes. Does it actually work? Apparently it does.

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28 Feb 04:29

Use a Wooden Comb for Healthier, Static-Free Hair

by Eric Ravenscraft

Use a Wooden Comb for Healthier, Static-Free Hair

Chances are, most of us (that have hair anyway) use plastic combs. They're cheaper and, well, they're combs. What's there to improve on, right? According to Man Made DIY, a wooden comb comes with plenty of benefits. Plus you can make your own!

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28 Feb 04:29

Kitchen Scraps You Can Regrow with Nothing But Water

by Thorin Klosowski

Kitchen Scraps You Can Regrow with Nothing But Water

Since they're cheap and come in bulk, we tend to waste a lot of vegetables and herbs in the kitchen. If you'd prefer to cut down on that a bit, a few kitchen staples are dead simple to regrow and don't need a full blown garden. In fact, these ones don't even require dirt.

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28 Feb 04:28

This Interactive History of Bitcoin Is a Crash Course for the Masses

by Alan Henry

This Interactive History of Bitcoin Is a Crash Course for the Masses

Even if you have a general idea of what Bitcoin is, you may not understand what the fuss is about, how old it is, or why people are talking about it. This interactive history will show you, starting back in 2007.

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28 Feb 04:27

Observe the 1/10th Rule When Buying a New Car to Limit Expenses

by Eric Ravenscraft

Observe the 1/10th Rule When Buying a New Car to Limit Expenses

Buying a car can be one of the most expensive things you'll do outside of getting a house. Finance blog Financial Samurai suggests making the decision less daunting and less burdensome by limiting your car purchase to 1/10th of your gross annual income.

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28 Feb 04:01

Why You Should Opt Out Of Forced Arbitration, In 3 Sentences

by Chris Morran

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While more and more companies are adding “forced arbitration” clauses to their terms of service, only a handful of these businesses are offering customers the choice to opt out of this part of the contract. Here are the reasons why you should take advantage of that option whenever possible.

1. Forced arbitration takes away your right to file a complaint in a court of law against a company that’s wronged you.

2. Companies want you to arbitrate because the system has been shown to be heavily unbalanced in favor of businesses — who have the legal knowledge, experience, and funding to put up a proper defense — while harmed consumers often enter into the complicated process without legal representation.

3. Most arbitration clauses also take away the right of groups of harmed consumers to pool their similar complaints together, forcing each customer into going through a binding arbitration that puts limits on damages; meaning companies can harm large groups of customers but get away with only paying out to those people who are willing to arbitrate.

By opting-out you…
1. Can still agree to arbitrate, if you would prefer that option.

2. Can still agree to settle out of court.

For these reasons, it is our recommendation that consumers opt-out of forced arbitration clauses, whenever possible.

28 Feb 04:01

Don’t Rack Up ATM Fees, Buy Hot Wheels Cars

by Laura Northrup

What should you do when the bank is closed, you need some cash and there’s no ATM handy that doesn’t charge piles of fees? Sure, you could join a bank with no local branches that refunds ATM fees, like USAA, Schwab, or Ally. Some local banks do this, too, but if the branch isn’t open, you can’t go open a new account. That’s when you open an account at the Bank of Hot Wheels.

The Bank of Hot Wheels is not literally a bank, nor is it licensed by Hot Wheels. It’s a life hack that Zach Bowman of Road & Track devised that avoids ATM fees and empty calories.

The plan is simple: instead of paying $3-5 in ATM fees, pop into the nearest grocery store, pharmacy, or discount store. You see, there are two things that all of these retailers have in common. “They offer no-penalty cash back,” notes Bowman, “and they sell Hot Wheels.” The cars cost $1-$1.50, depending on where you are. Pay with your debit card, selecting the “cash back” option. Pocket the cash and the car.

Yeah, yeah, you could buy a soda, a candy bar, or something that you actually need instead. A Hot Wheels car is just an example of a theoretical tiny and common item that you could buy that’s small, cheap, fits in a pocket, and contains no empty calories.

If you don’t like tiny cars, give it to your own kids or to a niece, nephew, friend or co-worker’s kid, or save it for a holiday season gift drive. Or keep it on your desk and drive it around making “vroom, vroom” noises with your mouth when no one else is in the office. We don’t judge. Any of these things is still better than paying fees to your bank when you don’t have to.

Beat ATM fees with my Hot Wheels lifehack [Road & Track]

28 Feb 04:00

Conductor Leaves 500 Copies Of Apology Letter For Passengers Who Waited In Vain For A Train

by Mary Beth Quirk

Waiting for a train that never, ever pulls into the station is a frustrating experience for many a commuter. Especially when a train conductor instructs passengers to wait, as one Metro-North conductor advised riders last week. When the train ended up being canceled, the conductor took matters into his own hands and apologized with a slew of apology notes left on train seats.

On Friday the conductor told passengers at four different stations to keep waiting for an express train — which later was canceled, delaying their trips into New York City, reports NBC New York.

He felt so bad, he put 500 copies of a written apology on seats Monday morning, addressed to “our friends and passengers.

He says that Metro-North often apologizes, but he felt he needed to speak directly to the riders. He’s also the president of the conductors union, so he’s setting quite the example.

As seen in one passenger’s tweet, he explains the situation in the letter, adding that he didn’t find out until the afternoon that the train had been canceled:

When I heard the news I was shocked & furious, and I still am. One, that I was never told this information and two, that I made a huge mistake in tell you, MY/OUR passengers to “trust me and wait for the express train behind us” not knowing Metro North had canceled it.

I am as sick of apologizing to you as you are of hearing it. Like I tell my kids, it’s okay to apologize for something but it’s even more important to not let it happen again.

I will never make this mistake again and I know it’s too late to Friday, but I wanted you to know how embarrassed and truly sorry myself and my crew are for this unacceptable incident.

Some of us still care.

He signs it, “Truly very sorry” at the end.

A Metro-North spokeswoman said the service shares the conductor’s concerns but it sounds like he could be in hot water for the letter, as Metro-North does “not condone his methods of communicating them.”

“[The conductor[ made assumptions about train service based on his long experience, but Metro-North operations managers can and do make changes based on the conditions they encounter," she said in a statement. She didn't add whether or not passengers were notified via Metro-North's website, app or any other way about the canceled trains.

But the conductor seems happy with his decision, saying it's all about the passengers.

"If you communicate, people will understand better," he explained. "It's when they sit there for 30 minutes and don't know what happened, that's upsetting."

You can follow MBQ on Twitter where she will post any apologies for delayed trains, should the situation arise: @marybethquirk

Metro-North Conductor Leaves Apology Note on Train Seats [NBC New York]

28 Feb 03:59

3 Tips To Writing A Yelp Restaurant Review That Is Worth A Read

by Chris Morran

As helpful as crowdsourced review sites like Yelp can be, not every write-up is of use to a consumer trying to figure out whether a restaurant is worth the trip. Sometimes it’s because the review is too vague (“The menu wasn’t amazing” is one I come across too often). Other times it’s too specific (“The napkins didn’t match the table cloths! Never going back!”). And many reviewers tend to let their emotions get the best of them, giving slightly subpar meals a single star or throwing a restaurant a 5-star rating without really thinking about what that score implies.

In a post for Cleveland.com, former restaurant critic David Farkas provides a very useful list of suggestions for how restaurant diners can make their online reviews more relevant and helpful to other consumers.

Here are some of the tips we think are the most important:
1. Tone it down: Odds are that your cold burrito wasn’t your “WORST MEAL EVER” or that, of all the pizza places in the entire world that the joint on your corner is the “best in the world!” If either of those situations are true, consider yourself very lucky. Regardless, Farkas says that this sort of language doesn’t really make for a helpful review. He suggests using comparisons to other restaurants to provide some context rather than just slapping “best” or “worst” labels on an eatery.

2. Talk about the staff: This suggestion goes beyond the usual “The waiter was rude” or “the host was pleasant” type of statement.

“I’m referring to the temperament of the place,” explains Farkas. “Do servers look like they’re having a good time? Are they dressed neatly? Do they seem distracted? Help readers grasp the ambiance on the day you visited.”

3. Remain anonymous: This may seem like a no-brainer to many of you, but several “elite” reviewers for Yelp and other sites have been accused of announcing their presence and demanding special treatment, or just putting the staff on notice that they are being reviewed. These few rotten apples aren’t about providing unbiased reviews for consumers, but are more about making themselves feel like VIPs.

“[H]int online that you’re Mr. Somebody when you drop by this joint and your cred is shot,” writes Farkas.

You can see all of his reviewing suggestions on Cleveland.com.

28 Feb 03:59

Man Claims He Was Burned Having Relations With A Pizza, Domino’s Responds Perfectly

by Mary Beth Quirk
Not the pizza in question. (Morton Fox)

Not the pizza in question. (Morton Fox)

Listen, pizzas are for eating. Whatever else you do with them — and we won’t judge you but also do not necessarily want to know — you’re probably on your own, so far as injuries go. That being said, whoever runs the Domino’s UK Twitter account is more than patient than someone else might be when dealing with complaints of alleged burns incurred during pizza fornication.

In an exchange that could possibly be a joke and might definitely constitute “misuse of the pizza,” a customer who is just so darn mad that he burned his bits while he “made love” to a pizza unleashed a series of all caps tweets at Domino’s asking for advice.

He started things off asking for how to get a refund after his too-hot-to-handle encounter. We’ve taken his tweets out of all caps for easier reading (H/T to Gawker):

“Hello I’ve just made love to one of your pizzas and burnt my penis severely. Please advise on your terms for a refund, thanks.”

At first the Twitter account just issues a standard response: “Please contact our head office – comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.”

That’s not enough for the supposedly enraged customer, who goes on to call it a “fob off,” and says “your staff should inform customers about the dangers of making love to your pizza. Why is this not in place?”

And still, Domino’s maintains a straight Twitter face: “Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.”

He goes on to outline the specific injuries he’s suffered during the ordeal, involving something about pepperoni and a scorched bit of anatomy that you can read on your own, if you’d like. Domino’s won’t take the bait, instead directing him again, to contact the head office.

But when the customer goes on to allege that the pizza now wants to get into some oral sex, and another Twitter user chimes in that he should really contact the “head” office (nudge nudge, wink wink), Domino’s reiterates its advice to do so.

It tweeted: “It is definitely recommended, as that is not what is expected of our pizzas. We raised them better than that!”

It’s not that Domino’s is mad at you, pizzas. It’s just… disappointed.

You can follow MBQ on Twitter where she will not ever claim to have had sexual relations with a pizza: @marybethquirk

28 Feb 03:58

February Recall Roundup: Stop That Baby Walker!

by Laura Northrup

In this month’s Recall Roundup, recalls are here to protect babies’ fingers, adults’ wrists, and anyone who uses a toilet.

Babies
Britax B-Agile, B-Agile Double, and BOB Motion strollers – risk of finger amputation
Fred & Friends Novelty Pacifiers – choking hazard
BebeLove Baby Walkers – does not stop at top of stairs
Infantino Coco the Monkey teether (Target) – monkey’s tail may all off; choking hazard

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Children
Coleman Runestone Children’s Shoes (Big 5 Sporting Goods) – metal rivets may scratch user
U.S. Polo Assn. Girl’s Jackets – strangulation hazard due to collar
Lion Force Boys’ Puffer Coats (Burlington Coat Factory) – strangulation hazard
Girls’ Sugarfly Hooded Jackets (Burlington Coat Factory) – strangulation hazard
KRITTER and SNIGLAR Junior Beds – metal bar on guardrail may break

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Home & Kitchen
Flushmate III Toilet System – may cause toilet explosions
Bodum Rose Gold-Colored French Presses (Starbucks) – may shatter
General Electric dehumidifers – risk of fire
Genie Garage Door Openers – fire hazard
System Sensor reflected beam smoke detectors – may fail to send signal to control panel and not alert anyone to fire
LEM Products 5-Tray Food Dehydrators – electric shock hazard
HDX and Powermate two-gallon air compressors – electric shock hazard

Toys
Horizon Hobby Remote Controlled Model Helicopters – tail rotor may fall off, causing crash

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Sports & Outdoors
Ski-Doo and Can-Am Lithium-ion Rechargeable Batteries and Heated Gloves – fire hazard
Rollerblade USA Tempest Inline Skates – boot and wheels may separate
Cervélo Bicycles with 3T Aduro Aero Handlebars – forward extension mounts may break
West Marine Folding Bicycles – frame may break
Reebok-CCM EP20K Senior Hockey Elbow Pads – padding may become brittle and split
Suunto Scuba Air Hose – hose may leak or rupture; drowning hazard
Sterling Rope Company Sewn Cords – may break at lower weight than previously thought
LED Flashlights (Academy Sports) – Battery may short and rupture; burn hazard

Clothing

Electronics
Ergotron Television Wall Mounts – TV or monitor may fall due to weld failure

Vehicles
Various Aston Martin models, 2008-2014 – counterfeit pedals
Polaris Ranger Recreational Off-Highway Vehicles – throttle cable may come loose
Club Car Golf and Transport Vehicles – passenger side hip restraint may break, causing passenger to fall out
Kawasaki USA Off-Road Motorcycles – fuel leak and fire hazard

28 Feb 03:58

Life’s Messy: Tips For Cleaning Wine, Chocolate And Other Sticky Situations

by Ashlee Kieler

That's going to make a mess...  (Karen_Chappell)

That’s going to make a mess…
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Messes come in all shapes, sizes, and levels of stickiness. They can put a damper on a good dinner party when someone spills on your heirloom tablecloth. They can up the level of frustration you’re experiencing while potty-training your new puppy. Messes are, well, messy, but they don’t have to be permanent.

While we’re notoriously messy here at Consumerist, our friends at ShopSmart by Consumer Reports always have our backs. The April issue of ShopSmart gathers a group of cleaning pros to tackle the messes of our nightmares.

Pet Accidents
One of the most common problems new pet owners face? Accidents on the rug by their furry friends.

The ShopSmart stain experts say the secret to fixing that mess is to stomp it out. Blot the area using a clean, wet sponge. Next, place a folded towel under the rug and stomp on it to remove as much liquid as possible. Make sure to follow-up with a pet-odor remover.

Whatever you do, don’t overdose on the cleaner. The enzymes can attack fiber proteins ruining your rug’s fabric.

Pet expert Cesar Milan offers a cleaning alternative using a homemade baking soda scrub.

Wine
Everyone loves a good glass of wine. But no one loves the small heart attack you have when that beautiful red spills on your tablecloth.

To prevent a red blotch from staring guests down at your next dinner party follow these easy steps. First, soak-up excess liquid with a paper towel. To keep the spill from spreading, blot the area with a wet cloth. Make sure to move your cloth in the direction of the stain. Next, dab the spot with hydrogen peroxide to remove the color.

If you think white wine won’t stain, you’re wrong. The pros recommend following the same routine for the less colorful spills.

Don’t have hydrogen peroxide on hand? No worries, Martha Stewart offers another fix using salt and denatured alcohol.

Ink
We’re all guilty of accidentally swiping an ink pen on something other than paper.

To combat this unfriendly mark, blot out excess ink with a paper towel. Then use a cloth to dab the mark with rubbing alcohol. The solution should dissolve the remaining ink, but don’t get your hopes up too high. Ink stains are tough and it might not all come out.

Other ink removal options include dish soap and hairspray, according to TopCleaningSecrets.com.

Chocolate
Chocolate is delicious. The gooey stuff all over your rug, not so much.

When faced with the aftermath of your messy sweet-tooth craving, quickly scarp up the remaining glob of chocolate. Next, blot with dry paper towels followed by a wet sponge. Finally, tackle the spot with enzyme-based laundry detergent. If a stain remains, blot using a solution of one teaspoon enzyme detergent and a cup of warm water.

Still faced with a chocolately mess? Consumer Reports suggests using a vinegar solution.

The ShopSmart cleaning pros can’t fix all the messes in our lives, but they’ve given us a good start to at least clean our homes.

28 Feb 03:57

Gmail Adds “Unsubscribe” Button To Make It Easier To Opt Out Of Marketing Emails

by Mary Beth Quirk

Whether you don’t remember ever signing up in the first place or suspect that somehow a company sneaked you onto its marketing list, Gmail users hunting for that sometimes squirrelly “unsubscribe” link won’t find it so tricky. Google’s adding an additional way to opt out of marketing emails with an “unsubscribe” button at the top of messages.

The unsubscribe option will hang out right next to the sender’s address in the email when it’s coming from a promotional company or other marketer, reports The Verge (and also you can check your email now to see it).

That way, you won’t track down the “unsubscribe” link at the bottom, or worse, that pesky “change email preferences” option (how can I have preferences for something I never signed up for?) have to input your email address on a separate page

Clicking that will help Gmail know that while you don’t want to be getting this communication, it’s not spam, So it’s a win-win for recipients and the people sending those emails.

“One of the biggest problems with the Gmail spam filter is identifying unwanted mail or soft spam,” Google’s Vijay Eranti, head of anti-abuse efforts at Gmail, said recently at an industry conference in San Francisco, reports ITWorld.com. “We want to empower users with an easy way to control what they want to receive,”

When you can’t find the right link to get out of that email and report the message as spam, eventually all those reports pile up and Google might wrongly classify the sender as a spammer. And then comes the day when you actually want that company to email you and can’t figure out why you aren’t getting its emails.

28 Feb 03:57

Uncle Sam, Pre-Marital Counselor: The Approval Process Ahead For Comcast And TWC

by Kate Cox

Comcast-TWCLogoThe proposed merger of Comcast and Time Warner Cable, as it currently stands, looks like it could be a good move for the businesses and a bad move for consumers. But right now it’s still just that: a proposed merger. In order for this corporate marriage to move forward, federal regulators first have to approve the union–and that’s where it gets tricky.

There are a lot of eyes on Comcast, and on this acquisition. Some regulators are likely to be concerned for consumers, and ask for big concessions from the cable megacorp in order to allow the purchase to move forward. Others are very keen on supporting business interests, and might be inclined to wave the deal forward. What is the actual approval process, who are the players involved, and how are they likely to act?

The Merger Approval Process
Two separate entities have to approve Comcast’s plan to buy Time Warner Cable before it can proceed: the FCC, and either the FTC or the Justice Department. The FTC explains the merger approval process in detail on their website. The short version of the process is:

  • Filing. The companies involved, in this case Comcast and Time Warner Cable, file notice of their proposed deal. From the date those documents are filed, the companies must wait at least 30 days before concluding the deal.
  • Clearance: The FTC and Department of Justice sort out between them which agency will have oversight of the deal, called “clearance.” When clearance is granted, the agency can start digging into investigation, including accessing non-public information from both companies.
  • Next steps: Once an agency has clearance, it can take one of three actions: terminate the waiting period early, allow the waiting period to expire, or ask for further information, called a second request, from the companies. The first two actions, ending the waiting period in any way, are essentially a green light to merger. Comcast/TWC will be subject to second requests, no matter which agency gets clearance.
  • Compliance with second request: This is the part that takes a while. The second request from the investigating agency includes information about the companies and the industry, the relevant market conditions, and the “likely competitive effects” around the proposed merger. Once the companies have “substantially complied” with the requests for information, it kicks off another 30-day period for the agency to review the information and potentially make more requests.
  • Approval or challenge: If the investigating agency closes its investigation without taking action, that’s approval and the business deal moves forward. If the agency does want to challenge the merger, they can do it in two ways: either they enter into a negotiated consent agreement, in which the companies work out details that will keep the marketplace competitive, or the agency files a preliminary injunction in federal court that stops the entire deal.

Comcast has said they plan to file their premerger notification documents in late March, which will get the ball rolling on the formal process.

Because Comcast and Time Warner Cable are communications companies, they are also subject to FCC oversight. The FCC’s role is “to ensure that the public interest would be served by approving the transaction.” Once the process begins, the FCC will maintain a public timeline of filings, as they did for the Comcast purchase of NBCUniversal in 2010-2011.

The proposed merger is also big enough to have attracted the attention of the Senate. Government scrutiny of this deal begins on March 26, when the Senate Judiciary Committee holds a hearing on the issue. The Antitrust, Competition Policy and Consumer Rights subcommittee, under the Judiciary Committee, oversees antitrust enforcement at both the DoJ and FTC.

The Players
It’s clear that Comcast has a lot of work to do to convince the FCC and the FTC/DoJ that this deal is not anticompetitive and is in the public interest. The merger announcement may have been made only two weeks ago, but Comcast has been laying a foundation of support for a very long time.

The New York Times reported last week on the sheer scope and reach of Comcast’s lobbying efforts. Those efforts not only include traditional lobbying and campaign donations, but also rallying organizations to which Comcast has made philanthropic donations. Those nonprofit groups are likely to write letters of support for the deal to the FCC en masse.

And of course, no company would spend so much time and money on lobbying if it didn’t work. As the NYT reports, 91 of the 97 members of Congress who signed a letter in support of Comcast’s 2011 purchase of NBCUniversal received contributions from Comcast’s PACs or executives.

The revolving door between regulators and the regulated is another piece of the puzzle. When lobbyists become lawmakers and retiring lawmakers start lobbying, everyone knows exactly whose elbows to rub. Comcast currently has two former Senators and two former Representatives lobbying on their behalf, and a former FCC commissioner who approved the NBCUniversal buyout immediately turned around and became a Comcast executive.

As influential as all of those people and organizations are, though, none of them actually get to approve or challenge the merger. The FCC does.

The FCC is a five-member bipartisan commission with a chairman at the helm. Commissioners serve fixed terms (but can serve more than one) and are nominated by the President and confirmed by the Senate.

Analysts and spectators have been looking to Comcast’s 2011 purchase of NBCUniversal as a guide for how the FCC might approach the proposed Comcast/TWC merger. Only one current FCC commissioner, Mignon Clyburn, also served in the role during the Comcast/NBCU purchase. She, like the majority of the FCC, voted in favor of the deal. At the time, she wrote in her statement that she felt the combination of Comcast’s voluntary commitments and the regulators’ requirements would be sufficient to keep the environment fair. In the end, Clyburn signed the approval “with far more comfortable optimism than fearful skepticism.”

Other commissioners are more inscrutable. Jessica Rosenworcel, who worked as a legal advisor for former FCC commissioner Michael Copps–the lone dissenter in the Comcast/NBCU deal, and who has been outspoken in condemning the FCC’s pro-merger stance since his term ended–will proably be cautious. Meanwhile pro-business commissioner Ajit Pai, whose official bio says he “believes that it is vital for the FCC to adopt policies that will give private firms the strongest incentive to raise and invest capital; to develop new products and services; and to compete in established and new markets,” may well favor the deal.

FCC chairman Tom Wheeler just began his tenure in November, as did commissioner Michael O’Reilly. Once upon a time, chairman Wheeler worked for the NCTA, the major industry/lobbying group for cable television. However, in recent conversations around net neutrality, he has expressed concern for individual consumers and has promised, if vaguely and tentatively, to protect consumer interests.

At the very least, then, the FCC seems likely to comb over every detail, to try to look for the repercussions, and to ask for concessions before approving any potential merger. The Justice Department, which has been more cautious with mergers since approving the NBC deal in 2011, will probably also take a fine-toothed comb to the proposal.

FCC commissioner Pai said in December that he felt a Comcast/TWC merger was likely to face hurdles from the Obama administration, and it probably will.

Which brings us to…

Concessions, Spin-Offs, and the Regulation Game
The real question probably isn’t “will regulators approve this?” The real question is: “What concessions or divestitures will regulators require to approve this?”

Comcast and Time Warner Cable don’t operate in any of the same markets, as they have been careful to shout since day one, so it’s true that consumers in those markets won’t see any less competition after a merger than they see right now. On the other hand, consumers in most markets are barely seeing any competition right now as it is, and the merger would give Comcast enormous reach over huge stretches of the country.

The issue is not just of Comcast being a potential monopoly, which they probably aren’t, but of being a monopsony. Where a monopoly has to do with buyers’ ability to choose services, monopsony has to do with a company’s ability to dominate the marketplace farther up the supply chain.

Basically, in any industry, the bigger the biggest company gets, the less wiggle room other companies have with their own buying power. Reuters uses the example of how Walmart’s size affects manufacturers, who have to hit a certain price point–sometimes to their own detriment–to end up on the shelves of the world’s largest and most dominant retailer. That, in turn, affects manufacturing and retail around the world, because of Walmart’s sheer scale.

When one company gets significantly larger than most of the other players combined, they have more power to dictate the terms of the marketplace. With pay TV, that comes across in content carriage fees: cable networks get a certain amount of money per subscriber from the cable and satellite companies that carry them. And in the broadband arena, that can include things like the recent agreement between Comcast and Netflix.

Comcast clearly anticipates challenges. In the initial announcement, Comcast said it was prepared to ditch 3 million existing subscribers “in order to reduce competitive concerns.” Regulators could ask for a lot more than that, wanting Comcast to spin off or open up certain markets to competition from other companies, like Charter and Cox or even smaller operators.

It’s also possible that regulators could ask Comcast in some way to split its businesses. Regulators could ask Comcast to sell NBCUniversal off again, as the cost of acquiring Time Warner Cable. Or perhaps a service split: both Comcast and TWC support a very high number of double- or triple-play subscribers, who receive a discount for purchasing their pay TV, broadband internet access, and home phone service from one company. If services were split–TV being separated from internet and phone, say–it would certainly mix up the marketplace.

If the feds did ask Comcast to split their services, would they still find TWC’s juicy markets worth acquiring? Or would Comcast back down and seek a smaller target? As regulators and lawmakers spend the year diving into the details of this proposed buyout, Comcast’s real goals–and the price it’s willing to pay–are what we’ll begin to find out.

28 Feb 03:56

Shoppers At Trader Joe’s Pick Up Granola, Cookie Butter, Potentially Measles

by Laura Northrup

Shoppers at the Trader Joe’s store in Framingham, Massachusetts may have picked up more than green olive tapenade during the long President’s Day weekend. The state Department of Public Health reported that a customer who visited the grocery store and a nearby restaurant has a confirmed diagnosis of measles, and people who were there around the same time have been warned to watch for symptoms of the disease in themselves or their families.

Decades ago, “Person contagious with measles visits grocery store” wouldn’t have been a news headline. It would have been any given Tuesday. Routine childhood immunizations beginning midcentury led officials to say that the disease had been eliminated in this country in 2000, but people traveling from other countries or who were never immunized also pass on the disease.

Measles is highly contagious: experts say that after a person with the disease coughs or exhales, disease-containing droplets can remain in the air for up to two hours. People don’t start to show symptoms until 7 to 21 days after exposure, and are contagious for about four days before a rash appears, and four days after it’s gone.

There’s a reason why public health officials are warning everyone who might have passed through the two establishments–the Trader Joe’s and a restaurant called Samba. If they show symptoms of measles, which at first appear a lot like a cold with red eyes, a runny nose, and a fever, they should stay home and call their doctor.

Most Americans are immunized: if you’re unsure about your immunity status, have your doctor draw titers to test your immune response.

Health officials identify second measles exposure location [Boston.com]
Overview of Measles Disease [CDC]

28 Feb 03:56

Grocery Shrink Ray Ladles Out 2.5 Ounces Of Del Monte Pasta Sauce

by Laura Northrup

delmonteDel Monte recently redesigned its cans of pasta sauce. “New look, same great taste!” brags the label. Yes, the new label is bright and cheery, emphasizing fresh tomatoes. Very nice. Reader Joey spotted an older can on the shelf, though: one with two and a half ounces more of saucy goodness.

The can looks the same size. Let’s zoom in on those labels…

sizechange

Gasp!

Okay, we aren’t that shocked. Shaving off a few ounces to prevent a price change is common: we just like to keep track of when it happens.

28 Feb 03:54

Family Suing Petco Says Son Died After Catching A Bacterial Infection From Pet Rat

by Mary Beth Quirk

A family in San Diego has filed a lawsuit against Petco, claiming that the pet store is to blame for selling an infected rat that passed a bacterial infection on to their 10-year-old son that killed him. The family is seeking an unspecified amount for the suffering they’ve endured as a result of his loss.

According to the Associated Press, the boy passed away hours after he was rushed to the hospital with severe stomach pains. The San Diego County Medical Examiner’s Office ruled the cause of death was streptobacillus moniliformis infection, which is also known as rat-bite fever.

Subsequent tests from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention show that the pet rat was infected, says the family attorney.

“We are deeply saddened by the… family’s tragic loss,” Petco said in a statement. “The health and safety of people and pets is always a top priority, and we take the family’s concerns very seriously.”

It added that the company is “in the process of investigating these claims and will respond appropriately when we have more information.”

The boy was so fond of his female rate, apparently, that his grandmother bought a male so the two could be a couple.

“He was a bright, energetic, friendly, happy kid who actually had a prior rat, who was a female, and he had this idea in his young head of having his female rat get married,” the family’s attorney said.

He adds that the family isn’t speaking to the media about their ordeal, but just want to make sure other parents are aware of this tragedy.

“It’s a means to ensure this doesn’t happen again,” the attorney said of the suit. “Apparently there was some breakdown in procedures. They want tighter controls.”

San Diego family suing Petco after boy dies of bacterial infection from pet rat [Associated Press]

28 Feb 03:27

Tasters needed for Prince William school food show - Inside NoVA


Tasters needed for Prince William school food show
Inside NoVA
Prince William County's school food and nutrition services department will hold its 24th annual food show March 6 at Patriot High School. At the annual event, students, parents and school staff members can taste a variety of food products being ...

28 Feb 03:26

Boys Scouts to host train show - Inside NoVA


Boys Scouts to host train show
Inside NoVA
Boy Scout Troop 964, of Dale City, will host the 16th annual model train show from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. March 8 and 9, at Herbert J. Saunders Middle School, 13557 Spriggs Road, Manassas. The train show features one of the largest DCC-HO model train ...

26 Feb 04:11

Wells calls for fire chief, deputy mayor to resign

- A D.C. councilmember says the city's fire chief and deputy mayor for public safety should resign because of a man who died after collapsing outside a fire station and other issues in the department.
26 Feb 04:09

Smithsonian eyes influences of Indian-Americans

- Indian-Americans are doctors, engineers, motel owners, taxi drivers and spelling bee champs -- just a few takeaways from a new exhibition at the Smithsonian.
26 Feb 04:09

Proposal: D.C. take over RFK Stadium and other areas

Could the Washington Redskins be lured from FedEx Field in Landover to a state-of-the-art, 100,000 seat stadium in the District -- on the site of RFK Stadium?
26 Feb 02:51

DC schools offering money to make students happier

- The District of Columbia public school system is launching an internal grant program that will allow schools to ask for money to fund extracurricular activities and other programs to make students happier.
26 Feb 02:42

2 charged in fake poker chip scheme at Md. casino

- Maryland State Police have charged a Virginia couple in a counterfeit poker chip scheme and they're seeking charges against two other people in a separate case.