
When the wine bottle is empty, don't throw away the cork that came with it. If you've got a fireplace, wine corks can easily be turned into ready-to-use fire starters to warm you up in winter, says Mrs. Adventure.

Look at that awful mess that needs organizing! (Alton Brown on YouTube)
Generally awesome food guy Alton Brown has a dramatic reimagining (I can only hope, because otherwise it’s crazy how prepared his camera crew was) of how he came to conquer unsquirtable mustards.
If you don’t want to watch the entire two minutes of intensely acted refrigerator revelations, it’s simple: Take an egg carton (remove eggs first, obviously) and cut off the top, leaving only the scooped out egg cradles.
Set that in your fridge door’s shelf and stand various mustards or other condiments upright in it and voila — the next time you need a squirt it won’t be such a chore. My mind isn’t blown and my life has remained fairly the same since this knowledge was first revealed to me, but I am jonesing for a hot dog.

7 ounces of Sunchips. (Photo: Coyoty)
It doesn’t seem that long ago that we were bemoaning the shrink-rayage of Frito-Lay’s Sun Chips from 11.5 ounces to 10.5 ounces. Turns out it was six years ago. This time, the change is dramatic, and the brand has a Facebook page where customers can rant about the change.
It’s not like Americans need large quantities of corn chips laden with salt and flavoring powder. We’d probably be better off not eating them at all. While such a dramatic decrease is probably better for our health, but any Shrink Rayage makes us sad.
We contacted Frito-Lay to confirm this shrinkage, but they didn’t get back to us. They have been asking customers who complain about the difference to call their customer service line, where they will presumably receive coupons that don’t make up for losing a quarter of the chips in each bag.
A new report from the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau outlines problems in the current process and suggests an alternative in the form of a new Electronic Closing pilot project.
The report [PDF], “Mortgage Closings Today”, highlights the frustrations consumers have encountered when completing the mortgage portion of their new purchase and just how technology could ease some of those burdens.
“Mortgage closings are often fraught with anxiety,” CFPB Director Richard Cordray says in a news release. “We have taken action to address some of the problems consumers face, but more needs to be done.”
The key challenges that consumers and industry stakeholders reported there was not enough time to review closing paperwork, the paperwork often proves overwhelming and the documents often contain jargon not easily understood by consumers.
In many instances, consumers reported they were unable to see the closing package until they arrived at the closing table. This proved too late to digest the information, ask questions about changes in fees, or correct errors, without delaying the closing. Additionally, consumers felt there was a disconnect between themselves and key participants in the process.
The CFPB report points to two root causes behind consumer’s feelings of stress and confusion in the closing process: large, complex packages and inconsistent closing practices across transactions.
Of the responses received by the Bureau in their research regarding closing practices, nearly 33% of all stakeholders stated that documents were too large. Consumers described the process as tedious and stressful when trying to figure out where to sign, while others had to slow down the settlement agents in order to have them explain the paperwork sufficiently.
In an attempt to lessen the frustrations that consumers encounter when going through the mortgage closing process, CFPB has identified “a more streamlined, efficient, and educational closing process that would be beneficial to consumers” in the in the form of a Electronic Closing system.
eClosings are already happening in the market today, but adoption is low, CFPB reports. A pilot program is set to launch later this year and is designed to enable the Bureau to better understand the role eClosing can play in the mortgage process.
The implementation of an eClosing system could address challenges by shifting the experience toward a paperless process. The CFPB believes that eClosing solutions could provide increased flexibility to provide documents prior to the closing and could include embedded educational tools that would highlight key information or link to additional resources. Additionally, consumers could utilize eClosing to access an eVault that would house their previous documents.
While some consumers reported encountering errors in their information during the closing process, CFPB contends that eClosing could help such errors be spotted before closing takes place.
The new report and pilot program have been designed to promote best partitives in the marketplace ahead of the CFPB’s “Know Before You Owe” mortgage initiative. The initiative was designed to improve the home-buying experience for consumers by requiring new, raiser-to-read disclosure forms that lay out the terms of a mortgage to a homebuyer. The new rule is expected to be implemented in August 2015.
CFPB Report Highlights Pain Points for Consumers in Mortgage Closing Process [Consumer Financial Protection Bureau]
The new section of the VA’s eBenefits site was announced today by First Lady Michelle Obama at a veterans jobs summit at Fort Campbell on the border of Kentucky and Tennessee.
The VA’s Employment Center aims to help out the anywhere from 700,000 to 800,000 armed forces veterans who are looking for a job at any given time, by not only allowing them to post their resumes and sort through job listings. It also provides functionalities like a resume-builder and a Military Skills Translator that can show the job-seekers how their particular skill sets can be used in non-military employment.
This was a point the First Lady mentioned in her talk with soldiers at the Fort Campbell job summit — don’t minimize the things you learned while in service to your country.
“If you want a job, you can’t be modest about your qualifications,” she explained. “Anyone out there would be lucky to have you on their team.”
Likewise, employers who use the database to find job candidates have access to a translator that works in the opposite direction, telling them what types of military training would be applicable to their business.

(Damian)
Adapted from a slideshow about all-inclusive vacations over at Marketwatch, here are six things that your all-inclusive vacation might not include.
10 things all-inclusive vacations won’t tell you [MarketWatch]
Marshmallow Peeps and Reese’s peanut butter eggs have branched out into other holidays and are available more or less year-round. Depending on your opinion of these treats, that’s a wonderful thing or a terrible one. What you may not know is that candy-makers are trying to turn other treats into year-round confections, which is how we’ve ended up with Fourth of July Candy Corn.
There’s nothing wrong with this, exactly. Corn is a vegetable native to North America, so there’s nothing wrong with celebrating one of the world’s greatest grains in honey-laden form. It just has fruit flavors and doesn’t resemble the natural corn that we’re used to. (Red and blue corn do exist, but not on the same kernel.)
As we looked into this, we learned that alternate-holiday candy corn is nothing new. It’s been around for a few years, and Brach’s and other companies have tried some new ideas in the category of candy corn for holidays other than Halloween. How about pastel Easter candy corn?
SPOTTED ON SHELVES – 4/22/2014 [The Impulsive Buy]
The agency’s director of congressional and public affairs, Tom Hogue, said in an email that the group had approved the powdered vodka, rum and other booze mixes “in error.” But he didn’t respond to further questions, reports CNNMoney.
The company behind Palcohol, Lipsmark, says that “there seemed to be a discrepancy [about] how much powder” is in each packet, and that it will resubmit the product for approval.
“We have been in touch with the TTB and there seemed to be a discrepancy on our fill level, how much powder is in the bag. There was a mutual agreement for us to surrender the labels,” says a statement on the Palcohol site. “This doesn’t mean that Palcohol isn’t approved. It just means that these labels aren’t approved. We will re-submit labels. We don’t have an expected approval date as label approval can vary widely.”
Critics of Palcohol say it could be dangerous due to its portability and the fact that it hasn’t been proven safe for use with food, which was reportedly something the product’s site mentioned before that recommendation was taken down yesterday.
The product would now need to get not only approval at the federal level (again), but states would also have to sanction it as well.
Regulator reverses approval of powdered alcohol [CNNMoney]
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