Florida guard Canyon Barry has now made 39 consecutive free throws, giving him ownership of the school’s record for most in a row. And he’s done it with the same underhand heave that allowed his dad, Rick Barry, to retire with what was then the highest free throw percentage in NBA history back in 1980.
NirajRyan - still have your set?
Infamous price gouger Martin Shkreli has found his next potential scheme, and it’s a little less glamorous than his shady pharmaceutical company: Magic: The Gathering. Shkreli posted on the MTG subreddit last night fishing for details about collecting rare Magic cards. He identifies as a “new and wealthy player” who collects “wine, art and other goods,” apparently unbroken by the reported $4.5 million in unpaid taxes he owed
last February.
Here’s Jim Hughson calling Nick Bonino’s goal with 2:33 left; a little understated. Here’s Doc Emrick; a little more excited, but come on guys, this is a tiebreaking goal late in a Stanley Cup Final game, let’s see some enthusiasm!
Last year, the Washington Post reported that participating in trendy tough-guy mud runs often comes with a painful case of abdominal cramps and diarrhea brought on by literally eating shit—fecal bacteria mixed in with the mud. More than a thousand people are suffering those ill effects after a popular French event last week. (Not so tough now, are you?)
This is Justin Melton. He plays in the Philippine Basketball Association, and despite being just 5-foot-9, is a capable dunker. He is not, however, very good at dunking when he is blindfolded.
Sesame Street produced a House of Cards parody, “House of Bricks,” that’ll change the way you view “The Three Little Pigs” fable forever.
In the children’s TV show’s take on the political drama, Frank Underwood (Kevin Spacey) is reimagined as Frank Underwolf, a ruthless townie, with an affinity for talking to himself, on a quest to take blow down all of the weak little houses blocking his way to the white brick house. (Really, all that’s missing is a Claire Underwolf by his side.) Once he gets there, its three occupants gladly surrender their mini-mansion, only to deceive him as he’s done to the rest of the town. The three little pigs huff and puff and easily blow Underwolf’s white house down, which was actually a, wait for it, house of cards to begin with.
Could Sesame Street be foreshadowing House of Cards’ future?
NirajI don't care what he has done at CSU...this guy is not competing for a national championship (like Urban did at Utah). Why not TCU or Baylor?
NirajHells Yah!...Keep Durkin as DC and we are looking good.
NirajCrimenoles!
Two men in Jacksonville, Fl. who had been on the lookout for a massive alligator finally took their reward on Thursday when they were able to get their hands on a 765-pound, 13-foot-4-inch "monster" alligator. They promptly named him Lumpy.
NirajWell done
The Shanghai Sharks' Big Three of Michael Beasley, Yao Ming, and Delonte West is the best Big Three that ever was.
NirajI am shocked! (sarcasm)
The Tallahassee and Florida State University police didn't obstruct only the Jameis Winston investigation, a New York Times investigation has found. In a meaty story published yesterday, the Times details a pattern of half-hearted investigations by police into incidents involving FSU football players, as well as the active involvement in these cases by the FSU athletic department. Coming only hours after a damning Fox Sports report of the Tallahassee and Florida State police investigations of Winston, the Times story shows this is nothing new for the police.
NirajAnd then the wheels fell off the wagon...
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- Florida coach Will Muschamp has another issue to deal with this week.
NirajFlip of coin...Muschamp decided on Driskel over Brissett. Yet another misstep
NirajYeah...Jeff 'INT' Driskel is back in!
Some shit is going down with University of Florida freshman quarterback Treon Harris, who came off the bench during Saturday's game against Tennessee to help lead the Gators to a 10-9 win. Reports are that Harris has been suspended indefinitely, and is currently being investigated in connection with an alleged sexual assault involving a female student.
NirajYippee! Maybe we can improve to 5-7 this year
NirajYikes!
Here is a nightmare that is also real: The severed head of a cobra snake reportedly jumped out of the kitchen trash in a restaurant and killed the chef who was preparing its body as a meal. The chef, Peng Chen, had removed the head from the Indochinese spitting cobra a full 20 minutes before it bit him. One diner told the Daily Mirror, "We ... could hear screams coming from the kitchen."
They're three-wide down the Hanger Straight at Silverstone, and one Mazda MX5 Cup racer pull up closer and, well, see for yourself.
If for some reason you are such an outlaw that you aren't bothering to watch Orange Is The New Black this weekend—or so ahead of the curve that you're already done—then let's get together and talk about the other stuff going on.
Sir Mix-A-Lot was given the opportunity to mix a lot of mediums last night in Seattle, where his 1992 hit single "Baby Got Back" was performed and remixed by the Seattle Symphony. The rapper and producer names Seattle as his hometown.
As you probably knew, the fourth season of Game of Thrones starts April 6. Which characters will live? Which will die? Who knows! (We do). To promote the new season, HBO posted this 15-minute preview and behind-the-scenes look online last night. Enjoy!
    
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NirajPretty, Pretty, Pretty Good
With all the talk of his possible new project with Jerry Seinfeld, it's important not lose sight of Larry David's most defining characteristic: His ability to insult everyone he meets.
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NirajClone!
![Meet the Man with No Ass Crack [NSFW]](http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/19cf2v5omdx2djpg/ku-xlarge.jpg)
From the website that brought you Man with Two Fully Functional Penises comes the Man with No Functional Ass Crack.
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NirajHmmm, so you are I can go to a gas station for just the frozen burrito
Good news, ass-havers! The answer is yes. Even better news is that the vast majority of what's likely to be expelled from your butt has potential to run a car, which is likely the best use for anything that comes out of any butt anywhere. So let's see how this ass-power works.
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NirajAwesome
The only thing more annoying than having to obey the speed limit when driving is having to frequently stop at red lights. So in a brilliant attempt to become the world's awesomest automaker, Audi has created a new in-dash system that tells you how fast or slow you need to drive in order to hit as many green lights as possible.
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