
“Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.”
Hunter S. Thompson.

“Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final.”
Hunter S. Thompson.
Ryan MustardAwesome!
The early enrollee already has some believers.
Forget a redshirt -- the 2016 season for Texas Longhorns football will feature early enrollee quarterback Shane Buechele on the field. Four and a half months away from the opener against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, head coach Charlie Strong was unequivocal about Buechele's future playing time when asked about it by Ricky Williams on the Longhorn Network.
Yeah, pretty excited to watch Coach Strong and Ricky talk tomorrow on Texas Gameday.
— Longhorn Network (@LonghornNetwork) April 16, 2016
Coverage starts at Noon CT.https://t.co/gkJgSC14qo
"Oh, god yes. He will play in the fall. He will play."
In listening to Strong and his players, it's not hard to figure out why.
No matter what time of day it is, when Strong walks down a hallway in the Texas football facilities, odds are that Buechele will be there. He's just a gym rat like that.
To understand what it takes to be a professional athlete, it takes a professional work ethic, and the 6'1, 191-pounder soaked that attitude up from his father Steve, who played 10 years as a utility infielder in the major leagues. The elder Buechele didn't do it by being the most talented player on the field, he did it by paying attention to the details, making easy plays look routine in the field, and taking his base when opposing pitchers ventured too far inside.
Now his son is taking those efforts to heart after an incredible prep football career at Arlington Lamar that culminated with 6,379 total passing yards and 73 touchdowns. Despite a lack of ideal size and despite time spent excelling on the baseball diamond like his father, Buechele still finished as the No. 4 dual-threat quarterback in the country, according to the 247Sports Composite rankings.
In football, there's no position more difficult to evaluate than quarterback -- there are no guarantees of any players making the leap from high school to college or college to the NFL. The best in the business still make mistakes that cripple franchises and programs. But Buechele has seemingly accomplished that feat remarkably well leading into his first public action as a Longhorn on Saturday.
No one knows it better than the players. Strong recounted the story of senior quarterback Tyrone Swoopes coming to him and telling him that Buechele is someone who can get it done and will make him better as a player.
If Swoopes says those things with his coach in candid moments, when sophomore offensive guard Patrick Vahe shares his feelings on Buechele, it's easier to believe that he's being sincere.
"The thing that impresses me about him is that he's a player that's trying to make it," Vahe said. "I understand his story that he told me. I love Shane, man. He's a good guy. So that's what really impresses me about him."
For new offensive coordinator Sterlin Gilbert, it's about Buechele's understanding of the offense and what he wants a quarterback to accomplish in it.
"He's headsy," Gilbert said. "He's got a live arm about him. He carries himself well. He's got a high football IQ, competitive, and just a guy that he's urgent about what he does and how he does it. But he's got a lot of room for growth or improvement."
Among all the superlatives cast towards Buechele, citing room for improvement hardly qualifies. Yet, it's one of the most heartening aspects about the young passer -- no matter how much he's already maximized his skill set with an arm that belies his size, an intuitive understanding of the game, and a relentless work ethic, it would be ludicrous to imagine that he doesn't have an impressive ceiling to reach.
And so Buechele is already working in an incredible vacuum. No matter what Swoopes and sophomore Jerrod Heard do moving forward, there will be opportunity available for the youngest of five scholarship quarterbacks on the Texas roster.
He's earned it, already.
Ryan MustardI love arstechnica and board games. I think I've only played Netrunner off this list.
Welcome to Ars Cardboard, our weekend look at tabletop games! Check out our complete board gaming coverage right here—and let us know what you think.
Several weeks ago, Ars Cardboard asked a seemingly odd question: “Can you play board games if you don’t have a group?” The answer, surprisingly, is yes.
But what if you have a gaming partner and not a gaming group? Or maybe a non-gaming friend has been sniffing around your board game shelf and wants to dip their toes in the water without committing to a full-fledged game night. Again, you've come to the right place—today we're going to look at a few of our favorite two-player games. The majority of board and card games support two players, many of them quite well, but certain games work best when your table is set for two.
Ryan MustardHa
Ryan MustardAndroid device that can do Airplay natively. I like.
"We are platform agnostic," Darren Sng, vice president of product marketing, says of the company's ambitions. That extends beyond just streaming standards, too: if Apple made Apple Pay available to third-party manufacturers, or Samsung did the same with Samsung Pay, the exec says, HTC would jump at the opportunity.The HTC 10 is the company's flagship smartphone for 2016, coming on the heels of last year's HTC One M9 device. Anyone interested will be able to purchase the HTC 10 in May for an unlocked price of $699, and various, undisclosed carrier prices. The phone can be pre-ordered from HTC's website today, and in the United States users will be able to choose from black and silver color options, while other markets will include a third alternative of gold.
"You wouldn't want credit card companies to determine what you can put in your wallet," Sng points out, "so why would you want a particular vendor to decide what payment you put in your phone?"
Ryan MustardThere's something funny and kind of smart about this.

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The latest Insider Preview build of Windows 10 (build 14316) has tweaked the Blue Screen of Death to include the most moddest of cons: a QR code.
Now, instead of scrambling to write down the CRYPTIC_ERROR_CODE, you can just whip out your smartphone and scan an on-screen QR code. If you don't have a phone or QR scanner to hand, the new Insider Preview BSOD also includes a help page URL that you can try to remember (or take a photo of).
In theory it's a pretty neat idea. In practice the feature isn't quite there yet: currently the QR code (and the written URL) always points you to the same "dealing with blue screen errors" page, irrespective of the actual error code. Presumably future builds of Windows 10 will have QR codes and URLs that are a little more targeted. Maybe that empathetic frowny face will be replaced with a variety of different emoji, depending on the crash, too.
Ryan MustardNot sure I'll ever use this, but glad to have the option.
Ryan MustardPretty good
Ryan MustardNot really sure how best to get this in front of berinsky's eyes, but you know... melk.
"A lot of people have started calling me the Melkman." (Nobody calls him the Melkman.)
When wide reciever Jordan Shipley's career with the Texas Longhorns and in the NFL came to an end, he had a difficult choice to make.
What to do next?
"After retiring from football, I was lost," Shipley said. "My dad always told me, ‘Son, if you do what you love, find a way to do that and you'll never work a day in your life.'"
So the struggle for the standout pass-catcher had come to an end as the solution manifested itself in the form of elk. Milking elk that is, or Melk.
YETI even went as far as to mock up a Melk gift pack, which, in typically YETI fashion, would retail for $401.16. Get it?
There's also a special, limited-time offer -- order now and receive a sample from Jordan's private melk stash. So far, the reviews have been mixed, but the product description is a must-read.
"When I first started milking elk, I knew that I couldn't change dairy forever without some help. So when YETI approached me about bringing melk to the masses, I was elated. They've created a solid product, from the pumping ducts to the nipple attachment."
-Jordan Shipley
"I can't say that I've had it but, you know, to each his own."
-Colt McCoy
Ryan MustardI've seen a few stories like this over the years. I'm always impressed with this game/community. The fact that there's an economy/incentive in the game that would cause organization at these levels and "wars" over them is pretty neat.

After two years of relative peace , various recent events are dragging the players of online space MMO EVE Online towards another massive war. This time it’s between the game’s biggest coalition, The Imperium, against an alliance of smaller factions.
Ryan MustardThis is happening to me. I uninstalled booking.com and restarted. But still doesn't work.

Enlarge / The good news is that not all iOS 9 users are affected by this bug! The bad news is that if you are affected, you might be stuck waiting on a fix. (credit: Andrew Cunningham)
Since iOS 9.3 was released last week, we've seen several complaints from users about links to external webpages in Safari or any iOS app—try to tap them, and instead of opening, they just sit there without doing anything. We weren't able to replicate the issue on our iDevices initially, but some extra sleuthing was able to track down a couple of potential sources for the issue.
Ben Collier probably has the most comprehensive description of what is going on. In iOS 9, developers can take advantage of a feature called "Universal Links" to associate their apps with their websites. When their app is installed on your phone or tablet, links to those sites open up in their apps instead of in Safari as they normally would.
It turns out that the app for travel site Booking.com crammed every single URL from its site into the list of associated links in its app rather than using wildcard characters to do the same thing. The list was 2.3MB in size, well beyond what iOS is apparently willing to tolerate. Instead of failing over gracefully, iOS chokes on either the size of this file or an associated bug in the system process for the Shared Web Credentials feature and simply refuses to work at all. Tapping the link does nothing, and long-pressing the link crashes your app entirely.
Ryan MustardI dare to dream.

Rocket League, which gains Xbox One to PC multiplayer.
Microsoft's efforts to court indie developers continued today at the 2016 Game Developers Conference with a pair of announcements designed to make the Xbox One a more attractive platform for indie gaming.
Microsoft is opening up the Xbox One to enable cross-platform multiplayer. This feature will most obviously support play between the console and Windows 10 PCs, but Microsoft isn't stopping there. Developers can also support multiplayer against non-Microsoft multiplayer networks. While Microsoft never actually names names, the announcement opens the door to Xbox games that support play against PlayStation gamers or those who bought PC titles on Steam.
One of the first games to gain the feature will be Rocket League. The game already supports play between PlayStation 4 and PC owners; it will now also support games between Xbox One and PC owners, with Microsoft saying that there's an "open invitation" for other networks to get involved. Reading between the lines, this statement suggests that Sony has some prohibition against PlayStation 4 to Xbox One connectivity and that it's now up to the Japanese company to lift the restrictions.
Ryan MustardThis article makes it sounds like Sonos is going to be the Blackberry of wireless audio systems.
This past year, when Apple announced its entry with Apple Music, we saw and helped drive a dramatic acceleration of paid music subscriptions. With Apple's influence, the entire ecosystem – labels, artists, management – began to embrace and advance streaming all over the world.MacFarlane said the path forward for the music industry and for Sonos is "crystal clear" as he announced it was "doubling down" on streaming music, with an aim to build "incredibly rich experiences" as consumers inevitably grew dissatisfied with existing solutions for listening at home.
Now, this shift is irreversibly started, and everyone in the ecosystem is adjusting to a world of streaming services. The Beatles library, now available on all the streaming services, is a perfect example of how labels are leaning into streaming.
Voice recognition isn't new; today it's nearly ubiquitous with Siri, OK Google, and Cortana. But the Echo found a sweet spot in the home and will impact how we navigate music, weather, and many, many other things as developers bring new ideas and more content to the Alexa platform.Sonos made a name for itself by offering wireless sound systems that connect to an app which integrates third-party music streaming services including Spotify and SoundCloud. Apple Music content became available on Sonos wireless speakers in February after extensive beta testing by hundreds of thousands of listeners.
Alexa/Echo is the first product to really showcase the power of voice control in the home. Its popularity with consumers will accelerate innovation across the entire industry. What is novel today will become standard tomorrow. Here again, Sonos is taking the long view in how best to bring voice-enabled music experiences into the home. Voice is a big change for us, so we'll invest what's required to bring it to market in a wonderful way.
Ryan MustardI love how this show is just put up on youtube.
On Last Week Tonight last night, John Oliver took on the #brand running for President known as Donald Trump. Or, as he would have been known had one of his ancestors not changed his last name, Donald Drumpf. If you'd like to play along at home, you can install the Drumpfinator Chrome extension, which will replace any mentions of "Trump" on the web with "Drumpf".
Tags: 2016 election Donald Trump John Oliver politics videoRyan Mustardin my mind. Shakahas done enough through this season to demonstrate that he is a top tier coach. So glad we got him.
On gamedays against the Sooners, it's easy to endear yourself to the Longhorns faithful.
Texas Longhorns head coach Shaka Smart hasn't ever played the Oklahoma Sooners in Austin as the head coach of the Longhorns, but let's just say that he already understands how to inspire the students before the game:
@BleacherReport @BDavisAAS OU Sucks #HookEm pic.twitter.com/3wXio9m1Ku
— Jordan Eisner (@jordaneisner) February 27, 2016
Good on you, coach. You're learning fast.
By the way, it's 1:08 p.m. CT and OU still sucks.
Ryan MustardCoen brothers!
In this installment of Every Frame a Painting, Tony Zhou examines how the Coen brothers shoot characters in their films close up with wide lenses to created empathy and comedy.
Tags: Coen brothers film school movies Tony Zhou videoRyan MustardSomehow I played like a beta version of this game. It was pretty neat.
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As I slowly transition from my early 30s to what is inarguably my mid-30s, there are moments when I explicitly notice that my reflexes aren't what they used to be. As someone who enjoys twitchy, reflex-based action games as a hobby and a large part of his career, this is more than a bit concerning for me. Thank god, then, for a game like Superhot, which slows down the gameplay of a traditional first-person shooter in a way that requires nearly no reflexes of any kind.
The game spells out its own chief gimmick in big block letters almost as soon as you start: "Time Moves Only When You Move." That's not quite true—time actually crawls forward at a snail's pace even if you stand perfectly still. For the most part, though, Superhot lets you get your bearings and think about how to deal with the stylized, often-armed red figures surrounding you before you have to commit to any one action.
Ryan MustardWhoop!
The former LSU coach will remain a brick in Charlie Strong's wall in Austin.
After several days of consideration and what was reportedly a matching offer from the Texas Longhorns, defensive line coach Brick Haley will remain in Austin for at least a second season after turning down the Texas A&M Aggies, according to multiple reports. Chip Brown of Horns Digest was the first to break the news on Wednesday morning.
Texas A&M head coach Kevin Sumlin is looking for a new position coach to replace departed defensive tackles coach Mark Hagen, who recently left College Station to coach defensive linemen for the Indiana Hoosiers, his alma mater. On Friday, the news first emerged that Sumlin had approached Haley about the possibility of joining his staff under defensive coordinator John Chavis, with whom Haley worked from 2009 to 2014 and reportedly has a strong personal relationship.
In an effort to keep Haley at Texas, head coach Charlie Strong met with his position coach on Monday following the official job offer from A&M, at which point he likely informed Haley that the Longhorns would match the offer from the Aggies. Since Haley made only $235,000 at Texas last year, he's now in line for a raise following a recruiting cycle in which he helped land four prospects from the state of Louisiana. Two of those players were among the five defensive tackles inked by the Longhorns in the 2016 class.
The decision by Haley to stay at Texas and work with the defensive tackle class he assembled is a welcome development because of his recruiting ability and also because of the major staff turnover that has already happened during Strong's tenure. In fact, had Haley left, Strong would have needed to hire a third defensive line coach in three years.
The final remaining hire for Strong this offseason will be a defensive backs coach following last week's dismissal of Chris Vaughn as a result of alleged improprieties during his tenure at Ole Miss. Purdue Boilemakers defensive backs coach Taver Johnson and Arkansas Razorbacks defensive backs coach Clay Jennings are the current frontrunners.
Ryan MustardI don't quite understand the significance, but I like the detector.
Dennis Overbye, reporting for the NYT:
A team of physicists who can now count themselves as astronomers announced on Thursday that they had heard and recorded the sound of two black holes colliding a billion light-years away, a fleeting chirp that fulfilled the last prophecy of Einstein’s general theory of relativity.
That faint rising tone, physicists say, is the first direct evidence of gravitational waves, the ripples in the fabric of space-time that Einstein predicted a century ago (Listen to it here.). And it is a ringing (pun intended) confirmation of the nature of black holes, the bottomless gravitational pits from which not even light can escape, which were the most foreboding (and unwelcome) part of his theory.
More generally, it means that scientists have finally tapped into the deepest register of physical reality, where the weirdest and wildest implications of Einstein’s universe become manifest.
Remarkable science, and a testimony to Einstein’s extraordinary genius.
Don’t skip the video — it’s wonderful.
Ryan MustardMan, Alan Wake. That game was good.
Four Xbox 360 games become backwards-compatible on the Xbox One today: Sam and Max: Beyond Time and Space, Alan Wake’s American Nightmare, Lego Batman and Trials HD.
Ryan MustardPretty good game. But can be pretty frustrating.
Ryan MustardShared mainly so I can have a bookmark later
New audio app from Rogue Amoeba:
Suddenly, it’s easy to pass audio between applications on your Mac. Create virtual audio devices to take the sound from applications and audio input devices, then send it to audio processing applications. Loopback gives you the power of a high-end studio mixing board, right inside your computer.
This is the sort of app few people need, but for those who need it, it’s a godsend. I can see a lot of uses for this for screencasters and podcasters.
Ryan MustardThat icon at the bottom left needs to go. Otherwise, pretty cool.
Ryan MustardThis particular video is pretty great. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTtdz626st4&feature=youtu.be
Ryan MustardThe Predator and the Shark. I hope this happens.
And everyone present had themselves a feast.
With an important visit to see the Texas A&M Aggies looming this weekend, Texas Longhorns head coach Charlie Strong and linebackers coach Brian Jean-Mary headed to Houston to hold an in-home visit with 2016 Under Armour All-American linebacker Jeffrey McCulloch on Thursday evening.
Hookem pic.twitter.com/2Cfa34oJKL
— The Shark (@jmcculloch17) January 22, 2016
Presumably, those big smiles aren't just from the feast the group partook in:
A meal fit for a Shark!!! pic.twitter.com/59ppHxicaN
— Brian Luc Jean-Mary (@luc_brian) January 22, 2016
The timing of the in-home visit from Strong and Jean-Mary is interesting -- he opted to try to consolidate the momentum generated from having McCulloch on campus last weekend and around most of the commits and many of the top targets remaining instead of waiting to have a more final word after McCulloch takes his last visit.
At this point, there's no particularly legitimate reason to question Strong's recruiting strategies as he's managed to bury most of the memories of last season's disappointment and the roller coaster offensive coordinator search that followed.
The Aggies have gotten back into this recruitment a bit with McCulloch canceling his planned trip to Alabama and need some help at linebacker that would likely provide McCulloch an easier path to see the field than with the Longhorns.
However, don't underestimate the recruiting ability of Jean-Mary, the Texas recruiting coordinator and rainmaker from the 2015 recruiting class. Named the 247Sports Big 12 Recruiter of the Year, Jean-Mary finished No. 7 nationally in that service's rankings after serving as the primary recruiter for Malik Jefferson, DeAndre McNeal, Anthony Wheeler, and Cameron Townsend.
There's also the Houston connection that is trending in favor of Texas and the presence of Malik Jefferson in burnt orange -- the Predator and the Shark would make quite the pair of running partners for the Longhorns at linebacker.
Rather than use an entire chart of elements, it looks like most Mortys will be one of the old tried and true Rock, Paper, Scissors categories. While this may disturb the monster capture game purists out there, this game seems to be set up primarily as fan service to the Rick and Morty show.In total, users will be able to capture and train over 70 versions of Morty throughout the game, including Mustache Morty, Wizard Morty, and Cronenberg Morty. Pocket Mortys will also let players craft items from itemized references to the show, engage in side quests, and interact with characters like Bird Person, Mr. Meeseeks, and more.
At the moment, I don't see any in app purchases. You can do opt-in video ad viewing for the in game currency, Schmeckles. You can expect to see a Fallout Shelter-like pay structure emerge from the game at some point, but just the fact that I don't even have the option unlocked yet to view their IAP should be a testament to their decision to keep it understated and pretty discreet.
Ryan MustardI fucking love Werner Herzog
Well, holy shit...Werner Herzog has made a film called Lo and Behold about the online world and artificial intelligence.
Lo and Behold traces what Herzog describes as "one of the biggest revolutions we as humans are experiencing," from its most elevating accomplishments to its darkest corners. Featuring original interviews with cyberspace pioneers and prophets such as Elon Musk, Bob Kahn, and world-famous hacker Kevin Mitnick, the film travels through a series of interconnected episodes that reveal the ways in which the online world has transformed how virtually everything in the real world works, from business to education, space travel to healthcare, and the very heart of how we conduct our personal relationships.
From the trailer, it looks amazing. Gotta see this asap.
Tags: artificial intelligence Lo and Behold movies trailers Werner HerzogRyan MustardSnoop-a-loop!
Ryan MustardIt's 25 minutes of the most fascinating mario minutia I've ever seen.

Ever wondered how some of the best players pull off their ridiculous tricks? Super Mario 64 player pannenkoek2012, known for beating the game in as few button presses as possible, made a video explaining his process. It’s amazing.