Luiz H.

lovestrucktroubadour:

Find someone that looks at you like maybe you are pizza.

keepingupwiththesenchaks:

staceythinx:

Octopus chandeliers by Adam Wallacavage

:O

9gag:

Family-friendly human centipede?

starshapedcloud:

One day the KitchenAid Artisan will be mine

Why, leopards? WHY?

HAHAHAHA

opalavocado:

zombiemeghan:

opalavocado:

New little hair, new little cardigan, happy g 

It’s funny, I was gonna say this looks like Georgia, but it is lol

Hahaha awwwww

fattributes:

Garlic Bread Margherita Pizza

theclotheshorse:

weekly outfit post recap

charmeleon:

I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do

alexbbypls:

break-itbrian:

if you ever think English is not a shit language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme, but read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

This post fucked me up.

awwww-cute:

"Where should I put these cats?" "Oh, just stack them anywhere

unimpressedcats:

King of the jungle

rathes:

crepes oh my god

royeah:

Happy happy happy happy happy happy :3

Pyjamas aren’t just an item of clothing, they’re a state of mind.

Abusive Expectations - Makes impossible demands, requires constant attention, and constantly criticizes.

Aggressing - Name calling, accusing, blames, threatens or gives orders, and often disguised as a judgmental “I know best” or “helping” attitude.

Constant Chaos - Deliberately starts arguments with you or others. May treat you well in front of others, but changes when you’re alone.

Rejecting - Refusing to acknowledge a person’s value, worth or presence. Communicating that he or she is useless or inferior or devaluing his or her thoughts and feelings.

Denying - Denies personal needs (especially when need is greatest) with the intent of causing hurt or as punishment. Uses silent treatment as punishment. Denies certain events happened or things that were said. Denies your perceptions, memory and sanity by disallowing any viewpoints other than their own which causes self-doubt, confusion, and loss of self-esteem.

Degrading - Any behavior that diminishes the identity, worth or dignity of the person such as: name-calling, mocking, teasing, insulting, ridiculing,

Emotional Blackmail - Uses guilt, compassion, or fear to get what he or she wants.

Terrorizing - Inducing intense fear or terror in a person, by threats or coercion.

Invalidation - Attempts to distort your perception of the world by refusing to acknowledge your personal reality. Says that your emotions and perceptions aren’t real and shouldn’t be trusted.

Isolating - Reducing or restricting freedom and normal contact with others.

Corrupting - Convincing a person to accept and engage in illegal activities.

Exploiting - Using a person for advantage or profit.

Minimizing - A less extreme form of denial that trivializes something you’ve expressed as unimportant or inconsequential.

Unpredictable Responses - Gets angry and upset in a situation that would normally not warrant a response. You walk around on eggshells to avoid any unnecessary drama over innocent comments you make. Drastic mood swings and outbursts.

Gaslighting -A form of psychological abuse involving the manipulation of situations or events that cause a person to be confused or to doubt his perceptions and memories. Gaslighting causes victims to constantly second-guess themselves and wonder if they’re losing their minds.

Love, Salem

theblackestvelvet:

When I feel my worst, I try to look my best

Awhhh look what i got to cheer up Thank you

themoonphase:

vodkaplz:

lntruding:

 soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

#BABUSHKATS

BABUSHKATS

christo-pho:

thatwetshirt:

Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.

I NEVER CAUGHT THE PARALLEL