Luiz H.

Time to wander around

James photobombed meeee :D

There is a Superhero Supply store in Brooklyn with a Cape Fitting room with a wind tunnel. They also sell Oxygen Gum, Bottled Chaos and have an Invisibility Testing Center.

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belovedlotus:

sacred lily pad underside

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

irrayditation:

bUNNY

inaPOCKET

Humans have a tendency to find meaningful patterns in meaningless data.

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Stuff i find while cleaning my phone

moreno0079:

thefunkybuxom:

Love this look

You should try it. I’m sure would look great on you

coffee—queen:

a few new things

lbvintage.storenvy.com

sexaulity:

Tbh

medievaldogs:

Piero della Francesca: Augustinian Nun (1454)

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

with-grace-and-guts:

Melt…{Olgamklnko via Instagram}

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

NO

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

Well, probably a dick inside of you but I’m no expert

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive