Jimkang

2022-4-16 10:34:05

They call it "sandling", but you never see anyone sandl!

2022-4-22 12:05:06

As in this goddamn glorious and well-foughten goddamn field We goddamn kept together in our god-damned chivalry." Upon these goddamn words I came and cheered him the fuck up. He smiled me in the motherfucking face, raught me his goddamn hand,

2022-4-26 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Get new Howling With Laughter when Responding to Funny Joke
2. Enlist Getting Up Early when it's time for Getting to Work on Time
3. Enlist Getting Good Grade when it's time for Passing Test
4. Enlist Stone when it's time for Tossing
5. Use People for Labor

2022-4-21 02:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Untangling
    Untangling who?
Untangling anxiety!

2022-4-22 10:34:05

They call 'em "exbrokers", but I've never see 'em exbroke.

2022-4-25 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Crush Many People Sing but Not All
2. Acknowledge that John can Resting in Chair
3. Understand System of Abstract Thought is Abstractions
4. Recognize that Envelope is in truth Paper

2022-4-27 00:05:07

FUCKING BOLINGBROKE On goddamn Wednesday next, we the fuck solemnly set goddamn down Our fucking coronation. Lords, motherfucking prepare yourselves.

2022-4-23 10:34:05

They call 'em "onagers", but I've never see 'em onag.

2022-4-25 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Macintosh
    Macintosh who?
Macintosh hd!

2022-4-25 22:12:23

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩

2022-4-26 00:05:06

We came to motherfucking visit you, and fucking purpose now

2022-4-22 00:05:06

I must goddamn entreat you, goddamn honor me so much

2022-4-23 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Enlist Having Friends Over when it's time for Birthday Party
2. Have Graves
3. Motivate others to Express Yourself
4. Have Produced World's Finest Rally Drivers

2022-4-24 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Vibrators
    Vibrators who?
Vibrators cause cancer!

2022-4-24 10:34:05

They call it a "tupper", but I've never seen one tup.

2022-4-24 13:19:07

EYESHADOWS FOR THE EYESHADOW GOD

2022-4-20 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Empower Life to make Poop
2. Destroy Lake Constance in Germany
3. Crush Face in Average Human Body
4. Use Poor Sleep to get Effect of Making Tired
5. Destroy Lid in Jar

2022-4-21 14:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Yugoslav
    Yugoslav who?
Yugoslavia!

2022-4-21 13:19:06

DEFIBRILLATIONS FOR THE DEFIBRILLATION BLOB

2022-4-21 22:12:31

♬ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-4-17 13:19:08

WAIVERS FOR THE WAIVER GOD

2022-4-18 14:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Russia
    Russia who?
Russia population!

2022-4-18 22:12:28

♫ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-4-19 01:19:07

PERSPECTIVES FOR THE PERSPECTIVE GOD

2022-4-19 02:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Licking
    Licking who?
Licking county auditor!

2022-4-17 02:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Darnedest
    Darnedest who?
Darndest things!

2022-4-16 12:05:07

motherfucking mouth of a fucking Russian motherfucking bear and have their heads

2022-4-17 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. Command Philosopher to Build Argument
2. Pay Stock Market to Bottom Out
3. Going Home then Earn Living

2022-4-17 10:34:05

Ever talk to a egotist? They're always thinking in terms of egote!

2022-4-17 10:12:30

♫ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩