Jimkang

2022-4-13 10:34:05

They call it a "finsider", but I've never seen one finsid.

2022-4-13 14:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Waistcoats
    Waistcoats who?
Waistcoats from the hopkins collection!

2022-4-14 01:19:08

MERINOS FOR THE MERINO MISTRESS

2022-4-14 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Clear
    Clear who?
Clear cache!

2022-4-14 10:26:06

The most successful people I've met:

1. See Catwalk as Narrow
2. Recognize that Only Snows When is in truth Cold Outside
3. See that Advertisments are Unreliable
4. See Jet Aircraft as Loud
5. Understand Pc is Short for Computer

2022-4-11 14:56:05

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Language
    Language who?
Language translator!

2022-4-12 10:12:30

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-4-12 12:05:07

When birds do fucking sing, hey goddamn ding a fucking ding, ding.

2022-4-12 10:26:05

The most successful people I've met:

1. Make you Expansion of Ideas and Knowledge
2. Are the champions of Being Satisfied
3. Make you Dying

2022-4-12 13:19:08

TRENDS FOR THE TREND LORD

2022-4-7 02:56:08

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Illuminates
    Illuminates who?
Illuminated manuscript!

2022-4-8 02:56:13

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Inhibitors
    Inhibitors who?
Inhibitors of cyp3a4!

2022-4-8 13:19:17

JOVIALITIES FOR THE JOVIALITY COMMUNITY

2022-4-10 10:34:05

They call 'em "engenders", but I've never see 'em engend.

2022-4-10 10:12:41

♫ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑

2022-4-3 23:48:15

𝄞 DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑

2022-4-5 13:19:11

FANGS FOR THE FANG GOD

2022-4-6 00:05:08

motherfucking [Enter Lavinia.] LAVINIA

2022-4-6 10:34:06

They call it a "isotoner", but I've never seen one isoton.

2022-4-6 14:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Warring
    Warring who?
Warring states period china!

2022-4-3 01:19:09

MOMMIES FOR THE MOMMY GOD

2022-4-4 01:19:08

WRESTLERS FOR THE WRESTLER GOD

2022-4-4 12:05:06

FUCKING TOUCHSTONE Well, praised be the gods for thy fucking foulness;

2022-4-5 10:12:37

♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪

2022-4-5 10:26:07

The most successful people I've met:

1. Strip the Chesapeake Bay from the Maryland
2. Wait eagerly before the orifice of the Stimulus for the Sensation to ooze forth
3. Harvest the Fruit from the Trees
4. Harvest the Computer Program from the Programming

2022-4-2 02:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Transgenic
    Transgenic who?
Transgenic mouse!

2022-4-3 02:56:09

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Whereas
    Whereas who?
Whereas comma!

2022-4-3 12:05:14

To make fucking oppression bitter, or ere this I should have fatted all the motherfucking region kites With this goddamn slave's goddamn offal. Motherfucking bloody, motherfucking bawdy fucking villain! Motherfucking remorseless, treacherous, motherfucking lecherous, kindless

2022-4-3 13:19:08

CALIDADS UNTO THE CALIDAD GOD

2022-3-31 14:56:06

Knock knock!
    Who's there?
Waltz
    Waltz who?
Waltzing matilda aviation!