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24 Jun 01:07

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Pension
        Pension who?
    Pension vs 401k!
    • 21 Jun 23:33

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  • That, when they shall be motherfucking opened, fucking black goddamn Macbeth
    • 21 Jun 23:33

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  • The most successful èµâãgä¼#•ˆòs I've met:

    1. Have 4 Legs
    2. Arise from Stimulus
    3. Arise from Giving Child Away
    • 20 Jun 00:46

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Trilobites
        Trilobites who?
    Trilobites extinction!
    • 10 Jun 11:14

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Teste
        Teste who?
    Tested positive for covid!
    • 07 Jun 23:54

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  • And motherfucking leave your children, wives, and you in motherfucking peace.
    • 07 Jun 23:54

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  • Because I fucking love him, I must goddamn pity him.
    • 07 Jun 23:54

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Always trade Company Shares
    2. Always slow Work
    3. Are the champions of Pass Exam
    4. Have Two Holes Called Nostrils
    5. Noun or Verb
    • 07 Jun 23:54

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Have Thick Atmosphere
    2. Have Mouth
    3. Motivate others to Bring Suit
    4. Inspire the people to Study
    • 05 Jun 23:46

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  • GODTRIBUTES! 🍣 🍣 🍣 FOR THE 🍣 SALAD
    • 05 Jun 23:46

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  • FUCKING IAGO
    • 05 Jun 23:46

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  • ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑 (tangential)
    ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑
    • 05 Jun 23:46

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  • Picture of botThey call 'em "summiteers", but I've never see 'em summite.
    • 05 Jun 23:46

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Make People Laugh because Smoking Weed
    2. Worship Gustave Courbet
    3. Respect both Ride Bicycle *and* Smoking Methamphetamine
    4. Obey Peter Abelard
    5. Experience Fly Kite then Beautiful Day
    • 02 Jun 23:04

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Visit Seventh Avenue at Manhattan
    2. Condemn Crab in Intertidal Zone
    3. Empower Brewers to make Beer
    • 02 Jun 23:04

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  • Than goddamn twenty god-damned times the motherfucking value of the fucking sum
    • 02 Jun 23:04

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "hierholzer", but I've never seen one hierholz.
    • 02 Jun 23:04

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Want to Sit on Chair
    2. Support Mental Illness to grow the Fear community
    3. Ride Bike to deal with Needing to Get Somewhere
    • 31 May 23:15

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Ducks
        Ducks who?
    Ducks for sale boston!
    • 31 May 23:15

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  • FUCKING DUKE For which I do fucking discharge you of your goddamn office. God-damned give up your keys.
    • 31 May 23:15

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  • GODTRIBUTES! KEYSTROKES FOR THE KEYSTROKE GOD
    • 31 May 23:15

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  • Picture of botThey call it "oncoming", but you never see anyone oncom!
    • 31 May 23:15

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  • 🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪ (crannies)
    🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪
    • 30 May 01:38

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  • GODTRIBUTES! MARKUPS FOR THE MARKUP THRONE
    • 30 May 01:37

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  • GODTRIBUTES! GRIMNESS FOR THE GRIMNESS GOD
    • 30 May 01:37

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  • MOTHERFUCKING HAMLET Motherfucking mother, you have my fucking father much fucking offended. FUCKING QUEEN
    • 30 May 01:37

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Win Game because they are Playing Cards
    2. Understand you gotta Dressing Nice if you want People to Notice
    3. Understand you gotta Passing Sentence if you want Sending to Jail
    4. Understand you gotta Copulating if you want Procreation
    5. Understand you gotta Cleaning Room if you want Feeling Sense of Accomplishment
    • 30 May 01:37

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Quomodo
        Quomodo who?
    Quomodocunquizing!
    • 27 May 00:56

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. See Fred as Happy
    2. See Falun Gong Practice as Legal in Hong Kong
    3. Understand Cd is Solid
    4. Get the connection between Four and Eight Divided by Two
    • 27 May 00:56

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  • swears. GODDAMN TOUCHSTONE If any fucking man fucking doubt that, goddamn let him fucking put me to my fucking purgation. I have trod a motherfucking measure. I have flattered