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24 Jun 01:08

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Break-in
        Break-in who?
    Break-inside avoid not working!
  • 13 Jun 00:29

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Falsehoods
        Falsehoods who?
    Falsehoods programmers believe!
  • 07 Jun 23:54

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "storyteller", but I've never seen one storytel.
  • 27 May 00:56

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Consents
        Consents who?
    Consonants and vowels!
  • 27 May 00:56

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  • God-damned why, this it is to be a motherfucking peevish girl
  • 27 May 00:56

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  • GODTRIBUTES! OFF-RAMPS FOR THE OFF-RAMP DRACULA
  • 25 May 00:45

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  • fucking neck!
  • 24 May 23:55

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "bumpersticker", but I've never seen one bumperstick.
  • 24 May 23:54

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  • ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪ (amalgams)
    ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♪
  • 24 May 23:54

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Remember to Wake Up when they Stay in Bed
    2. Remember to Yell when they Talk With Far Away
    3. Remember to Consult With Architects when they Build Cathedral
  • 24 May 23:54

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Have Lens and Retina
    2. Live in Waste Bin
    3. Are Abbreviated To'ppd
    4. Live in Downtown Area
  • 23 May 01:21

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  • GODTRIBUTES! ALUMINUMS FOR THE ALUMINUM GOD
  • 23 May 01:21

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  • GODTRIBUTES! CYMBALS FOR THE CYMBAL GOD
  • 23 May 01:21

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Linework
        Linework who?
    Linework only tattoos!
  • 23 May 01:21

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  • The most successful people I've met:

    1. Crush Argentinean
    2. Remember that Depressed Person can Kill Themselves
    3. Demand that Tin Can Store Food
    4. Slaver eagerly before the orifice of the Builders for the Houses to emerge
  • 23 May 01:21

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "humbarger", but I've never seen one humbarg.
  • 19 May 23:16

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  • GODTRIBUTES! PERMANENCIES FOR THE PERMANENCY GOD
  • 19 May 23:16

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  • Fucking ruling in goddamn large and motherfucking ample empery
  • 19 May 23:16

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  • 🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩ (president)
    🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! ♩
  • 19 May 23:16

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "ochsenschlager", but I've never seen one ochsenschlag.
  • 19 May 23:16

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Worrying
        Worrying who?
    Worrying about the future!
  • 18 May 00:31

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Cadge
        Cadge who?
    Cadge a lift!
  • 18 May 00:31

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Formatting
        Formatting who?
    Formatting a cover letter!
  • 18 May 00:31

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  • ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑 (brachiopods)
    ♪ DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑
  • 18 May 00:31

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  • Picture of botThey call it a "housholder", but I've never seen one houshold.
  • 18 May 00:31

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    Repellents
        Repellents who?
    Repellents for dogs!
  • 16 May 00:25

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  • 🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑 (streaked)
    🎵 DOO DOO DOO DOO! 𝄑
  • 16 May 00:25

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  • GOD-DAMNED BOTH WOMEN motherfucking Well, more god-damned gold. What then? Motherfucking believe 't that we'll do anything for goddamn gold.
  • 16 May 00:25

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  • GODTRIBUTES! JERKINESS FOR THE JERKINESS GOD
  • 16 May 00:24

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  • Knock knock!
        Who's there?
    End-all
        End-all who?
    End-all be all or be all end-all!