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17 Sep 20:20

Nike, Castrol suspend sponsorships with Adrian Peterson

by Katie Sharp

Nike has suspended its endorsement contract with Adrian Peterson.

The fallout from the Adrian Peterson child abuse case continues to build. Wednesday afternoon Nike announced that it has suspended its endorsement contract with Adrian Peterson.

BREAKING: Nike has suspended its endorsement contract with Adrian Peterson pic.twitter.com/Oq87qNxLYb

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) September 17, 2014

Nike is the second company to end an endorsement contract with Peterson, joining Castrol Oil, who announced on Tuesday that they have ended their relationship with the Vikings running back.

Peterson was placed on the exempt/commissioner's permission list by the team early Wednesday morning until he sorts out his legal trouble.

17 Sep 20:17

I Watched The Cure for 135 of the Suckiest Minutes of My Life | NOISEY

by hodad

The only thing I identify with less than The Cure’s music is people who identify with The Cure’s music.

There’s always been something inherently lame about being a Cure fan and the culture that comes with it—the melodramatic sorrow, the introspective misery, the special pain. But clearly, there’s something to it since everyone has that one friend who is really into The Cure. Maybe the problem is on me—there’s something I’m overlooking or not understanding. So this weekend at Riot Fest in Chicago, I decided to throw myself into the fire that is The Cure. I was going to force myself to watch The Cure’s entire set. All two hours and 15 minutes of it, from 7:45 to 10 PM.

Up against The Cure during this headlining timeslot at other stages were Primus, which was easy to pass up since it’s not 1996 and I’m not Trey Parker or Matt Stone, and Bring Me The Horizon, which was also easy to pass up since I am not an idiot tween. The only difficult pill to swallow was that right smack in the middle of The Cure’s set was Weezer at 8:40 PM. Normally, I wouldn’t care about seeing them play their Raditude material, or whatever they’ve been up to over the last 15 years, but on this particular evening, Weezer was scheduled to play The Blue Album in full. That’s a tough one to skip. Say what you will about the path Weezer has taken over the last few years, but seeing their classic debut performed live is a tough option to pass up. But I told myself I would. I had to. I was intent on understanding The Cure.

Just before 7:45, I walk over to The Cure’s stage and squeeze into a section on the side that had previously been a prime viewing spot for the weekend, but was now completely overcrowded to a borderline dangerous degree. Over the course of the weekend, I’d seen dozens of bands play at Riot Fest—Wu-Tang Clan, Die Antwoord, the Flaming Lips—but The Cure is, by far, the most crowded I’ve seen a stage. Their audience size, and their set time, dwarfed all other performers (typical headliners played for about 60 to 75 minutes).

I’m able to jam myself between a row of stoked Cure fans and a fence. Please God, don’t let me die watching The Cure, I say to myself. I start to think about the possibility of meeting my demise right there in Humboldt Park. I can only hope that my family will lie at my funeral, telling my friends and loved ones that I died doing something decidedly more badass than watching The Cure, like choking on a rice cake in my underwear, for example.

It’s a quarter to eight and The Cure is about to start. Here I go. The next 135 consecutive minutes of my life will be devoted exclusively to The Cure. May God have mercy on my soul.

Let the good times roll.

After waiting for about three minutes for The Cure to start, I realize something: they’ve already started. The band has been playing for three whole minutes and I couldn’t tell because they just sort of noodled their way into their first song—somewhere in the midst of a giant cloud of smoke and bright lights, the atmospheric sounds they were making were music. I genuinely thought they were soundchecking.

The Cure then begins their second song and the band has made a HUGE mistake. They’ve started the first song over again by accident. That’s what I think anyway, since it sounds exactly like the first one. But apparently, according to the applause of the massive crowd, I am mistaken. It is a new, completely different song.

Speaking of the crowd, they are reacting with the excitement of people who’ve been sitting in the middle of a gas leak all day, just sort of slumped there like they've just been dumped. But despite their misleading morose and bored demeanor, these people, I learn, LOVE The Cure. The guy in front of me sounds like he's watching Jesus perform a miracle. “Wow. How do you get a voice like that? How does that happen?” he asks about Robert Smith to no one in particular. Yeah, I think, how does someone manage to sound like they’re on the verge of crying into a pillow all the time?

All of Smith’s lyrics sound the same to me. He sounds like a child who ran into his parents’ bedroom to tell on his brother for pushing him. Through some miracle, I am able to make out the lyric “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” and realize what amazing alternatives both sleep and death sound like.

I start thinking about movies I like that are shorter than two hours and 15 minutes and start playing one in my head. Today's selection is A League of Their Own. Ha, "there's no crying in baseball." Classic Hanks.

Just look at that view!

Three songs in and I’m finally able to get a glimpse of Robert Smith although it may be Liza Minnelli. I google “is liz minnelli still alive?” She is. So it’s a possibility but probably not likely. Smith looks like he stumbled out of a closet and on to the stage. I’m beginning to understand why the band did not allow photographers during their set and why they’re cranking the backing lights and fog machines up to full blast. Between that, the million people, and the giant scaffolding obstructing my view, I’m just getting occasional random flashes of the stage. The Cure’s performance has all the joys of watching the scrambled Playboy channel but without the possibility of seeing something good.


The Cure did not allow photographers so here is a drawing I did from memory in my hotel room.

8:12. Almost a half-hour in and I finally recognize a song. It’s “In Between Days.” Only knowing three other Cure songs—“Boys Don’t Cry,” “Close to Me,” and “Friday I’m In Love”—at this rate, I should hear them all some time before 2015’s Riot Fest.

After another 10 minutes of checking my phone for the time, I see this notification from the Riot Fest app:

While the siren call of The Blue Album is tempting, it’s also inconvenient. To get to Weezer's stage, I’d have to hike it over there through thousands of Weezer and Cure fans just to find a halfway decent spot to watch. Just look at this map:

At this point in the story, I would like to tell you that I ignore the notification, stand there and watch The Cure for another hour-plus, and it stirs some groundbreaking epiphany inside me where I walk away with a newfound appreciation of The Cure. I start leading a new life where I dress all in black and do my hair like a Tim Burton character. I wish I could tell you that, but I can’t. I bail. Opting to see Weezer instead of The Cure fills me with the same sense of self-disappointment as when I go to a new restaurant and instead of trying something exotic, I just order a burger to avoid potential disappointment. 

I start trudging through the horde of sad bastards to post up somewhere for Weezer. To give you an idea of how difficult this is, please look at this shot of the crowd, as taken by my friend Mark and his drone camera.


Photo by Mark Beemer of Shirts for a Cure

I get a good spot right behind a tree approximately 300 miles from the stage and Weezer is about to start. Man oh man. I am excited about music again. Fuck The Cure and their jangly music for dorks, I think, I made the right choice.

The crowd goes nuts as Weezer comes on stage. Here it comes, that guitar intro to “My Name Is Jonas” …bew niw niw niw bew niw niw niw bew niw niw neeeeeew… here it comes, boys, bring it on…

No. Instead, they play “Back to the Shack,” a song off their forthcoming album. Here everyone thought they were getting The Blue Album but instead got blue balls.

But OK, they’ve got a new album to promote. I get it. Now the song is over. Certainly here comes the “My Name Is Jonas” intro… bew niw niw niw bew niw niw niw bew niw niw neeeeeew. Here we go!

No. Instead, they play a song I don’t recognize. Here everyone thought they were getting The Blue Album, not the album that blew.

Third time’s a charm. Here comes the damn “My Name Is Whoever the Fuck” intro. COME. ON.

No. Another song I’ve never heard. At this point, my vision of the band is obscured, not only by a tree and the sheer distance from the stage, but also by the sight of people leaving en masse.

Look how happy they look!

Weezer then plays “Hash Pipe” followed by “Island in the Sun” at which point I hear the guy next to me ask his friend, “Why are they playing Sugar Ray songs?” I don’t know, dude. I don’t know why they’re playing Sugar Ray songs.

At 9:10, 30 minutes in to Weezer’s set, Rivers Cuomo finally addresses the blue elephant in the room: “Before we go back to ’94, we’d be remiss if we didn’t make a brief stop in ’96” before launching into “El Scorcho.” Still not The Blue Album, but I’ll take any excuse to not hear a song off that album with the guy from Lost on the cover.


Here is my friend Brendan consoling me about the fact that I may never hear "My Name Is Jonas."

After “El Scorcho,” they take a break and leave the stage. I’m assuming. I can’t even see the stage, let alone what’s happening on it but there’s an incredibly awkward and long silence going on. All I know is, it’s 9:15 and they have 40 minutes left to play a 41-minute album.

Eventually, Weezer comes back out and finally, FINALLY, kick off the intro to “My Name Is Jonas” and it’s everything I hoped it’d be—a sonically inferior version of a song I like, as listened to while strangers are brushing past me non-stop!


This is what Weezer looks like, apparently. Couldn't tell ya.

Somewhere around “The Sweater Song,” my social anxiety takes over and I realize that this is not the most enjoyable way to experience an album I hold dear to my heart. It’s not Weezer’s fault. I’m sure if there weren't 50 acres of people between me and them, I'd be stoked. I bail on Weezer and walk away dejected.

I pass by The Cure’s stage and they are still performing. Whatever decades-old melancholy song they’re playing perfectly soundtracks the bummer mood I’m in as I leave the festival and head back to my hotel. I put all of my hopes into Weezer and I was let down. I had my heart broken. I had something I loved taken away from me and replaced with disappointment and OH MY GOD. Hold on. Wait a minute. I think… I think I finally understand The Cure.

Dan Ozzi got so bored he shivered like a child. Follow him on Twitter - @danozzi

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17 Sep 20:16

New Statesman | Why does Iowa like Doctor Who so much?

by hodad

Peter Capaldi as the Doctor with the TARDIS in Parliament Square, London. Photo: BBC/Guy Levy
Iowans have been voluntarily funding Doctor Who for decades. Photo: BBC/Guy Levy

Three guesses as to who has been broadcasting Doctor Who for the longest length of time…No, not the BBC … no, not Australian Broadcasting Corporation … and no, not the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.  Oh go on, one more go, then – no, it isn’t the New Zealand Broadcasting Corporation either. Doctor Who has been on only one TV channel in the entire world consistently for 35 out of the last 40 years. Iowa Public Television, a regional broadcaster in heart of the continental US, has been repeating the programme with very few breaks since 1974. The channel reaches 2.2 million viewers a month and celebrates 45 years of broadcasting in 2014. Grandparents now have grandchildren that can tune to the same network that they and their children did in the 1970s, 80s, and 90s to watch the biggest television drama in the world (with no commercials). How did this happen? Why do people in Iowa seem to like Doctor Who so much?

The biggest reason why Doctor Who stayed on Iowa Public Television (IPTV) for so long is because of the nature of public television in the US. IPTV is a local affiliate of the national Public Broadcasting Service (PBS), which makes and broadcasts educational and narrative programming at the national level, and co-produces costume dramas from Britain. The most well-known of these series is Masterpiece (historically, Masterpiece Theatre and Mystery!). As PBS affiliates are non-commercial, funding for “extracurricular”, non-national-PBS programming comes directly from the public. This lends itself to a very direct relationship with the audience, because public television stations conduct what is known as a “pledge drive” – a type of telethon where presenters tell the viewers what programmes are available, and solicit pledges of funds from individuals and the public to buy them – normally in amounts of $50-$250. While pledges are needed from the public for national PBS programming too, those programmes are partly funded nationally by endowments, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB), and private companies. Any other programming is entirely funded by donations from the public. Local and regional PBS affiliates can obtain programmes from other sources, and as a non-commercial broadcaster, programming from the BBC, without the involvement of PBS itself, has been a staple of US public broadcasting for many years.

In Iowa, British programmes are very strongly financially supported by public pledges. This is where BBC Worldwide, which has been selling ad-free BBC programming to PBS affiliates for many years, comes in. Iowa viewers seem to have a particular penchant for British sitcoms, or “Britcoms”, as they are colloquially termed. Historically these broadcasts have included programmes such as Dad’s Army, Waiting for God, and ‘Allo,’Allo! Currently, the BBC sitcoms on IPTV are Keeping Up Appearances, Are You Being Served?, As Time Goes By, and Last of the Summer Wine. They are all classic comedies – entirely in keeping with the audience that pledged their funding to watch repeats of classic Doctor Who for so many years. Unlike most of the rest of the world history of Doctor Who broadcasts – which tended to be on state, national broadcasters, the decision to keep the programme on the air largely rested on the local viewing public, who voted with their money to continue airing a programme they had seen many times over.

Doctor Who was first distributed to US PBS stations via Time-Life Television, in 1972. The Iowa Public Broadcasting Network (as it was known then) first obtained Doctor Who in 1974, broadcasting it from May to September. It returned in July 1976, sticking around with some breaks of a few weeks, until February/March 1979. Doctor Who returned to the re-titled Iowa Public Television in October, 1984. In the 1980s, Doctor Who became immensely popular on US PBS affiliates – at its height, over 100 different local PBS stations were airing the show, distributed by Lionheart Television. National and local fan clubs sprang up, and these fans would often take the calls for the pledges from the public on the local affiliate telethons (a practice which continues to this day on IPTV, with modern Doctor Who).

In the 1990s, the popularity of the programme and the money from viewers to retain the show tapered off. The US Sci-Fi Channel hoped to gain exclusive rights to stories with Tom Baker as The Doctor, and this wrangling, combined with waning viewer support, caused many US PBS stations to wash their hands of the programme altogether. Conversely, at this time, IPTV and its viewers supported Doctor Who and other classic British science fiction and fantasy TV series all the more. From 1996-2004, IPTV aired Doctor Who alongside related genre series such as Blake’s 7, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, and Star Cops (among others) blocked together on Friday, and later on Saturday, nights.  In an oddly prescient twist, the only then-contemporary (1990s) standalone series in this block was Neverwhere, written by modern Doctor Who writer Neil Gaiman, and featuring Peter Capaldi in the main cast. Today, modern Doctor Who has replaced the classic series, and it airs on IPTV on Saturday nights.

The nature of public involvement in US public TV explains the mechanics of this longevity, but introduces the new question of why the Iowa viewing public remains so interested in the programme. The first major Doctor Who fan site on the internet, The Nitro-9 Homepage, was founded and operated by Dr Siobahn Morgan of the Astronomy Department at the University of Northern Iowa from 1993 until 2010. Her take on the longevity of Doctor Who in Iowa is as follows: “I'm not an Iowan native, so perhaps I may not be able to understand the Iowa psyche completely, but I think that Doctor Who fits well in the Iowa mindset of ‘doing the right thing’. Perhaps [it is] because the show often highlighted fighting against adversity, but never diminishing the high moral standards that the Doctor has had throughout the years, and all his regenerations.

“It’s different to the ‘let's kill them, they're scary aliens’ attitude in a lot of sci-fi that we see today. The Doctor would instead have the attitude of ‘let's say hello to the scary aliens and see if we can help’. So that is sort of a good Midwestern attitude to have. There is also the assurance of a ‘friend’ who is always there, steady and reliable, with the show having a familiar pattern, especially if you've seen the episodes 4-5 times already. […] Before 2005 it was pretty tough being a Doctor Who fan, but fortunately I was able to get a dose of it each week on IPTV.’”

Iowa certainly has its creative types, writers and Anglophiles: an Iowa company recently obtained an official licence to create and market Downton Abbey textile merchandise – Heritage Lace.  In 2008, Iowa City became the only city in North America to be designated a UNESCO World City of Literature. This is largely due to the local University of Iowa’s prestigious creative writing education and events, which have spawned numerous writers in publishing and for screen.

Iowa Public Television had the following to say about Doctor Who’s record longevity on their network: “Doctor Who is a – dare we say timeless – classic that, from the beginning, seemed to be a great fit for PBS. Underlying its low-tech, quirky, science fiction appeal is storytelling that combines intellectual problem solving with current social issues, ethical considerations and humour to entertain.

“Only the Time Lords know what our predecessors were thinking when they first found a spot for Doctor Who in Iowa Public Television's programming schedule, but we do know that its longevity on our airwaves is due to viewers rallying around the series from the start. Iowans are a smart, thoughtful, conscientious people who have contributed a number of advancements to science and technology and have often been among the first in the nation to address social issues. Perhaps that is reason the show has continued to find a home among our viewers.”

Modern Doctor Who continues on IPTV even at the same time that it is on BBC America (although new episodes are aired after a gap of some months), and some local viewers are watching the show on both channels. Several things came together to ensure its enduring popularity: “the unique way IPTV is funded” (to borrow a familiar phrase from a familiar broadcaster), and an active local Anglophile and science fiction fan audience. The show has a direct relationship with an audience that loved it so much that they kept voluntarily paying to see repeats of it, even when most of the rest of the world had seemingly forgotten all about it.

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17 Sep 20:16

ozymandias? (here's hoping) (JPEG Image, 600 × 398 pixels)

by OnlyMrGodKnowsWhy
17 Sep 19:42

Creator Of 'The 99′ Is Defiant In The Face Of Islamic State Death Threat

by Matt D. Wilson

Back in July, representatives for Islamic State, the jihadist group sometimes referred to as ISIS, or ISIL, publicly called for the death of Dr. Naif al-Mutawa, the creator of The 99, a Muslim comic about 99 young heroes who reflect the 99 attributes ascribed to Allah in the Quran.

In a column published in the United Arab Emirates newspaper The National, al-Mutawa explained that the calls for his death originated from a fatwa that was issued based on “false accusations and misstatements” from an “ambulance chaser.”

Al-Mutawa says the whole thing started when he broke his leg while leaving his children’s summer camp in New England. As he recovered, a man who al-Mutawa didn’t name “sued me for heresy and went around submitting false accusations to various institutions asking for a fatwa on my work with The 99, a super-hero cartoon series I created based on the 99 attributes of God.”

The Grand Mufti of Saudi Arabia and the ministry of Islamic Affairs in Kuwait both issued fatwas.

This accusation opened up a Pandora’s box and led to an avalanche of extremists each trying to outdo one another. It led to fatwas and more recently death threats from Twitter accounts linked to ISIL and Al Qaeda. 

He continues:

As I write this I am considering going to Kuwait to answer charges of heresy. The ministry of information has turned a number of production companies over to the public prosecutor for violating the audio-visual media law.

May God bless Kuwait and may the forces of darkness not muffle innovation and creativity. And may the ministries start to understand that in the name of protecting our culture they are responsible for killing it by scaring off the content creators and the content investors.

Take this as a lesson, comic creators. You may get discouraged by criticism, but the creator of The 99, while facing literal death threats from extremists, is carrying on.

17 Sep 19:40

Beware if your kids wear Crocs and ride escalators

by Lisa Selin David
Crocs

Beware the end of the escalator, our mothers always said—if you don’t hop off quickly, your shoe will get caught.

Most of us figured this was some kind of urban (or suburban shopping mall) myth. If you’re wearing wingtip shoes or even sneakers, it would be hard for the escalator teeth to grab those hard materials. And who knew anyone to whom that had actually happened?

Turns out, it’s happened to plenty of folks, many of them children and many of them wearing the ubiquitous rubber clog known as Crocs.

Crocs was started in 2002, in Boulder, Colorado, to sell foam rubber boat shoes (they’re named after crocodiles, comfortable on land and in water). Nine years later, the brand reached $1 billion in sales. They have more than 200 styles, sold in 90 countries.

Parents love Crocs for the ease with which they come on and off, their durability and easiness to clean and of course the rainbow of colors in which they are available. Yet some have found out the hard way that in addition to being affordable and adorable, they can potentially be dangerous.

The lawsuits claiming as much are many. In 2012 a couple from Westminster, California, sued the company for $2 million when their four-year-old daughter’s pink Croc was caught in the side of the escalator; she lost her little toe. A Pennsylvania woman sued in 2008 for $7.5 million. Crocs has settled many of them, including one for a boy injured in the Atlanta airport in 2008; he will receive payments (the amount was not disclosed) once he turns 18. Andrew Laskin, an attorney with Robinson and Yablon, P.C., a Manhattan law firm, says his firm has handled 20 such cases; all but one have been settled.

Many of the suits go beyond personal injury suits, claiming negligence on the part of the company. Crocs, they assert, knew that the rubber clogs were dangerous in escalators and did nothing. One court case found that Crocs had contacted the Consumer Product Safety Commission, acknowledging that the company had fielded 186 complaints about escalator injuries regarding children and done nothing.

These parents do have at least some evidence on their sides. A 2010 study in The Journal of Pediatric Orthopedics looked at 17 children with escalator-related foot industries in one hospital over two years; 13 of those were wearing rubber clogs. One of those had “an unsalvageable traumatic amputation of the great toe at the level of the interphalangeal joint,” and others had fractures, lacerations and cut tendons. The study’s conclusion: “Escalator-related foot injuries involving rubber clogs can result in severe crushing of the foot and even traumatic amputation.”

Crocs, of course, disagrees. “There is no evidence Crocs’ shoes are more likely to become entrapped in escalators than other soft-soled shoes,” a spokesman for the company told Quartz in an email. “Even so, Crocs launched an escalator safety awareness initiative, which included the implementation of educational hang tags on Crocs’ products worldwide. We did this because Crocs cares about the safety, comfort, and satisfaction of consumers and the popularity of our shoes give us an opportunity to educate millions of our customers on the importance of escalator safety. The most important safety factors for escalators and moving walkways are rider behavior and proper maintenance of escalators.” In other words: they may be more dangerous than wingtips and sneakers, but they are no more dangerous than any other soft-soled shoe, of which there are many.

Earlier this year, the United States Court of Appeals for the First Circuit found Crocs wasn’t liable (pdf) in another personal injury case, ruling that “we cannot tell whether CROCS present a heightened risk of escalator entrapment. What we can tell, however, is that the plaintiff has failed to adduce significantly probative evidence to that effect.”

Meanwhile, the company has changed its image to stay relevant. Perhaps because of the growth in the aging boomer population, Crocs, like comfort brands Birkenstock and Dansko, has tried to keep the comfort but add some style. In addition to the so commonly seen clogs (wide enough for an ogre) with large ventilation holes, there are wedge sandals, loafers, boots and Mary Janes.

Lawsuits, even those that are won, aren’t definitive proof of poor design and certainly not of negligence—even those who are the most cynical about capitalism don’t believe that footwear company would knowingly design dangerous shoes. Perhaps one reason for the rash of lawsuits is the popularity of the shoes: Crocs has sold more than 200 million pairs of them over the last decade. It doesn’t mean they’re actually defective. It mostly means it’s harder to sue the company of the flip-flops you got at the dollar store, with no manufacturers name to be found. And flip-flops are just as dangerous. The CPSC noted 77 such injuries over two years, noting that “Soft-sided shoes are the most likely to get stuck and pose the possibility of injury to the rider.” That’s any soft-soled shoe, not just the one you know the name of.

Parents, how about this: if you’re bringing your kid on an escalator in anything other than an army boot, pay careful attention to them…just like your mother told you.

We welcome your comments at ideas@qz.com

17 Sep 19:39

Portland is Full

by Anonymous

Considering Portland as a potential new home? Consider the effect of over hunting an animal : extinction. Please don't move here, Portland is full. Our city is quickly losing it's appeal thanks to the band wagon of consumers who saw the t.v. show (commercial) and decided to buy. The young, part-time workers who enjoy the relaxed and somewhat affordable lifestyle will be run out because the cost of living will soon displace all but the rich, creating a completely different, unpleasant climate. Yes, I am bitter. Because it is sad. Do something weird in your own town.

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17 Sep 19:37

Growstuff: food gardening, open data and extreme programming the geek feminism way

by Mary
Courtney shared this story from Geek Feminism Blog.

In 2012, Geek Feminism founder Alex Skud Bayley founded Growstuff, a website and multi-purpose database for food-growers to track what they have planted and harvested and connect with other growers in their local area. Growstuff is now two years old and has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund API development, which will help outside developers of tools like a harvesting calculator to show you how much money you save by growing food or emailed planting tips and reminders based on your location and climate.

Skud uses open source software and related technologies to effect social and environmental change. She lives in Ballarat, Victoria, where she works on a variety of open tech projects for social justice and sustainability. Skud and I have talked in the past about how Growstuff is among the projects that Geek Feminism contributors have built on principles we brought to and out of Geek Feminism, and I’m kicking off the second week of Growstuff’s fundraiser by asking her more about this.

Q. Which communities is Growstuff modelled on, and what principles has it inherited from them? In particular, how have Geek Feminism and other social justice communities and your work within them influenced Growstuff?

Growstuff open data campaign

Skud: When I started Growstuff, I’d been running Geek Feminism for about 3–4 years, and involved in a few other “women in open source” groups before that. This had led me to watch really closely as different open source communities worked on how to be welcoming and supportive, and to attract participants from different backgrounds and demographics. One thing I saw was that projects founded by women attracted women — no big surprise there I suppose! And, unsurprisingly, Growstuff has attracted a lot of women as developers: roughly half of the 40ish people who’ve made code contributions have been women, and we have lots who’ve volunteered for things like testing and data wrangling as well.

Initially we modeled Growstuff quite heavily on Dreamwidth, which has a majority of women. (Dreamwidth was one of the projects I focused on in my 2009 OSCON keynote, Standing Out in the Crowd.) I also took inspiration from the Agile software development movement.

Extreme Programming, which is the variant of Agile I grew up on, had a lot to say about having real conversations with people involved in the project, working at a sustainable pace, and using introspection to think about the process. I think some of the more recent versions of agile (like Scrum) have made it more business-friendly and, dare I say, macho. But to me, developing software the agile way is about working on the things that are most important, and about honouring each participant’s expertise and their time and energy they bring to the project. So Growstuff has a policy of working closely with our members, getting them involved in the project, and in some ways blurring the lines between tech/non-tech roles. Our choice not to use the term “users” is part of this; we use “members” instead because we feel like “users” distances the people who use Growstuff from the people building the code, and treats them more as consumers rather than collaborators.

Agile development methodologies are probably not what you were thinking about when you asked about social justice movements, but to me, my feminism and the way I work on projects are closely connected. I certainly find agile development (which I do with clients as well as on Growstuff) to be a more egalitarian way of working together than traditional/non-agile approaches.

Q. Your crowdfunding campaign will pay a developer, Frances Hocutt, to work on Growstuff’s API? Why is Growstuff moving towards a paid development model, at least in this case?

Growstuff's Lettuce crop page

Screenshot of Growstuff’s page for the Lettuce crop.

So far, Growstuff’s been built by volunteers. My work on other projects (mostly doing tech contracting for sustainability non-profits) has funded my work on Growstuff, and other volunteers have generally been funded by their own day jobs. Unfortunately, requiring people to volunteer their time not only means you’re relying on their rather variable availability, but those who are likely to have the most availability are generally relatively privileged. That means that the contributor pool will be demographically tilted towards those who happen to be the most affluent and time-rich. In the feminist tech community, we’ve been talking for a while now about labor issues in open source: Ashe Dryden’s The Ethics of Unpaid Labor and the OSS Community is important reading on the subject.

As a matter of principle, I want to be able to pay people to work on Growstuff. Maybe not all people all the time — it’s still an open source project, and our volunteer community is important to us — but I want our contributors to know that they’re not expected to go to extraordinary lengths without remuneration. That includes myself! I guess like many women I find it hard to ask for money for my own work, especially work for a “social good” that is so often undervalued and unpaid. It’s easier for me to ask for money on other people’s behalf.

Frances is exactly the sort of developer I want to work with on Growstuff. She’s come from a career in organic chemistry and switched to open tech. I got to know her through her co-founding Seattle Attic (a feminist hackerspace in Seattle, Washington), and through her Outreach Program for Women internship at the Wikimedia Foundation. By the time I met her I already knew she was a developer with a strong interest in community and collaborative projects, with the right combination of high level thinking, code, documentation and outreach. Her work developing “gold standards” for Wikimedia’s APIs (including the Wikidata API) seemed like a perfect lead-in to working on improving Growstuff’s APIs and helping people build things with them. When I heard she was looking for a short-term contract, I jumped at the chance to see if we could raise the money to pay her to work on Growstuff for a bit.

What principles and techniques could other software projects adopt from Growstuff? And how does Growstuff fit in — or rather, not fit in — to the current venture funded hypergrowth model of software companies?

We’re still trying to figure that out. Growstuff is structured as a sort of hybrid business/social enterprise: the website’s direct expenses are funded by memberships, while my work as Growstuff’s lead developer and organiser is funded indirectly by consulting on other projects. We don’t have any outside investment though we have received a couple of small grants and some support from a government startup program. We’re not seeking traditional VC investment, which makes us rather at odds with most of the “startup scene”, but I would much rather that Growstuff as a whole were funded by the community it serves, than by an external party or parties (investors, advertisers, etc) whose goals and values might be at odds with ours.

The bigger-picture answer, I guess, is that 21st century western-style capitalism increases inequality. The rich get phenomenally richer, and the rest of us get screwed over. If someone offered me the chance to get super rich off Growstuff at the expense of our members and community, I sincerely hope that I’d be able to resist that temptation. Though to be honest, I think Growstuff’s insistence on copyleft licensing and other choices we made early on (such as not to serve ads) mean that nobody’s likely to make that offer anyway. I’ve intentionally set Growstuff up to be more cooperative than capitalist. The trick is to figure out how to fairly support our workers under that model.

I think it depends a lot on our members: people are used to getting online services “for free” in return for their personal information and marketing data, which is used to make a handful of people very rich indeed. Are they going to be willing to resist that easy, attractive evil and become more equal partners in supporting and developing an online service for their/our mutual good? That’s what we still have to find out.

How is food gardening a part of your feminism? (Or feminism part of your food gardening?)

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Growstuff and Geek Feminism founder Alex Skud Bayley in her garden

I think the connection, for me, is through the idea of DIY — doing it yourself. My feminism is closely tied to my dubiousness about our current capitalist system. As I said, a system that concentrates wealth in a small segment of the population increases inequality. As businesses get bigger, our choices are fewer. I think growing your own food, even in a small way, is an important area of resistance: every pot of herbs on your windowsill means one less thing you buy from a giant supermarket chain. Incidentally, I feel the same way about building our own software and online communities! And I think that those who are least well served by the mainstream capitalist system — women, for instance, who are constantly bombarded by really screwed up messages about what we eat and how we feed our families, trying to sell us highly processed foods that ultimately benefit the companies that design and package them far more than they benefit us — have the most to gain from this.

How can Geek Feminism readers contribute to or support Growstuff?

Well, of course we have the crowdfunding campaign going on at present, to support Frances and myself as we work on Growstuff’s open API.

We’re always looking for people to join our community as contributors: testers, data mavens, coders, designers, writers, and more. Even just diving in to our discussions and weighing in on some of the ideas there helps us a lot — we’re always keen to hear from food-growers (including aspiring/potential ones) about what they’re looking for in Growstuff and how we can improve, or from people who’d like to use our data, to discuss what they have in mind and how we can support them.

Apart from that, just help us spread the word :)

More about Growstuff

You can learn more about Growstuff and its philosophy in the pitch video for the crowdfunding campaign (audio transcript follows):

Hi, I’m Alex Bayley. I write software and I grow vegetables in my backyard. I founded Growstuff in 2012.

More and more people are taking up veggie gardening all over the developed world, especially in cities. That means millions of new gardeners trying to eat and live more sustainably. People are growing food in their backyards, on balconies and in community gardens.

I started to grow my own food because I want to know where it comes from and that it hasn’t been grown with environmentally damaging fertilisers and pesticides. Like a lot of people these days, I worry about food that’s not local. The costs of transportation and the waste from overpackaged food are huge. I think it’s important that we have alternatives to the big supermarkets. And of course homegrown food just tastes so much better and it’s so much better for you.

Like most gardeners, I’m always searching online for information. Most of the growing advice I find isn’t suitable for my climate. I need local information, not something from halfway around the world.

Growstuff started when I met a guy called Federico from Mexico. He’s also a software developer and a permaculturist and he has trouble finding growing information for his local area. So he asked me if I knew of any open databases that had planting information about where to plant any kind of crop anywhere in the world.

We looked around and we couldn’t find anything. Some governments release open data, but it’s usually aimed at big farms. The stuff aimed at home gardeners was usually either just for one region or else the websites had really restrictive rules about what you could use the data for.

I’m a software developer so when I look at data I want to build things. If that data’s locked up where no one can use it that stifles innovation. Growstuff crowdsources information from veggie gardeners around the world. We gather data on what they plant, when and where they plant it, and how to grow it. We use this information to provide local planting advice back to our members and anyone who visits our site.

Growstuff is 100% open source and our data is also open. You can download it straight from our website and use it for any purpose, even commercially. But we want more people to use our data. We’re raising funds to improve our API which lets third party developers use Growstuff to build apps, mashups, tools, or to do research.

With your help, we’ll be creating a new version of our API with more features, building demos, and running workshops for developers. I’ve been working with open data since about 2007 and I think making food growing information freely available is one of the most important things we can do.

Whether you’re a gardener or a software developer or you just care about sustainable food please support Growstuff’s crowdfunding campaign.

Disclosures: in addition to working with Skud on the Geek Feminism project, I’ve worked with her when she was an advisor to the Ada Initiative, an AdaCamp staffer, and in several other capacities over many years.

17 Sep 19:32

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17 Sep 19:30

You can now try BitTorrent's secure chat app Bleep

by Jacob Kastrenakes

With revelations of government surveillance continuing to roll in, BitTorrent decided late last year that it was high time someone made a chat client that would let people communicate in a secure way without actually having to know a whole lot about security. The result of that project is coming out today in the form of a public alpha release: it's a chat client called BitTorrent Bleep, and BitTorrent says that it will allow people "to speak freely without worrying about who might be eavesdropping."


"The new normal in the post-Snowden era."

Bleep keeps messages encrypted for their entire ride, so theoretically only their sender and receiver should be able to see them. BitTorrent says that this type of encryption should be "the new normal in the post-Snowden era," but that actually isn't the big innovation here — plenty of other options exist for chatting with end-to-end encryption. Bleep's standout feature is that it doesn't leave metadata behind on a central server, whereas a traditional chat client does.

Most chat programs are routed through the servers of whatever company makes the program — Facebook Messenger, for instance, would run through Facebook's servers. Even if the messages going over that server are encrypted, they leave behind potentially unencrypted metadata, such as who is talking to who, when they're chatting, and how many messages they're sending back and forth. It's all information that can be pretty revealing.

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Bleep avoids that by sending its communications directly between the people who are talking, rather than relying on an intermediary. That said, there's still a matter of making that connection between two people in the first place, as they have to figure out where on the internet one another actually is. That's handled with a traditionally BitTorrent type of network that distributes the information across the phones and computers of people hooked into Bleep. BitTorrent says that this information is encrypted so that your computer's digital location won't be seen by anyone but the party you're actually looking for, and no one but the receiving party should even know who you're looking for either. Altogether, BitTorrent says that it would be "practically impossible" to gather metadata on who's talking to who.

As of today, Bleep is available for Windows 7 and 8, Mac, and Android. An iOS client is in the works, but it likely won't be published until Bleep is no longer pre-release software, per Apple's rules. You can currently use it to send messages and make voice calls. The app is still in an early stage, though, and BitTorrent says that there are some issues with it — so you should only use it if you're ready to deal with that.

17 Sep 19:30

Artificial sweeteners may leave their users glucose intolerant

by John Timmer

People who are watching their weight will often opt for a diet soda, reasoning that the fewer calories, the better. But the availability of drinks and foods made with artificial sweeteners like saccharin, sucralose, and aspartame hasn't seemed to help much with our booming obesity levels. Now, some researchers might have identified a reason for this: the sweeteners leave their users with elevated blood glucose levels. But they don't seem to act directly on human metabolism. Instead, the effects come through alterations in the bacterial populations that live inside us.

The paper that describes this work, which was performed by a large collaboration of researchers from Israel, is being released by Nature today. The researchers note that epidemiological studies about the effects of artificial sweeteners have produced mixed results; some show a benefit, while others indicate that they're associated with weight gain and diabetes risk. Given that human populations haven't given us a clear answer, the researchers turned to mice, where they could do a carefully controlled study.

They started taking a group of genetically matched mice and spiking their drinking water with either sucrose or a commercial prep of an artificial sweetener (either saccharin, sucralose, or aspartame). After five weeks, they checked the blood glucose levels of these animals. Eleven weeks later, the groups that were given the artificial sweeteners all had elevated blood glucose levels compared to those that received sucrose. This is typically a sign of metabolic problems, most often caused by insulin losing its effectiveness. It can be a precursor to type 2 diabetes.

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17 Sep 19:27

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17 Sep 19:20

New Health Insurance Law Lets Employers Refuse To Cover Contraceptives If They’re Morally Opposed To Women

WASHINGTON—Ensuring that business owners’ basic freedoms remain adequately protected, a new health insurance law passed Wednesday allows employers to refuse to pay for contraceptives if they are morally opposed to women. The Corporate Conscien...






17 Sep 19:19

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Protesters from across St Louis turned up and turned out for the first St Louis County Council Meeting since Mike Brown’s Death. (Part I)

The St Louis County Council wasn’t as bad as Ferguson’s Council, but still very few answers and virtually no accountability from the folks who unleashed unholy hell on the residents of Ferguson, following Brown’s murder. #staywoke #farfromover

KEEP POSTING I NEED TO KNOW! DONT STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS. IT IS NOT OVER!

17 Sep 19:19

Miniature Pigs Learn How to Sit Upon Command With the Encouragement of Some Yummy Apple Slices

by Lori Dorn
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piglets + apples = TAL + delicious

Three little mini-piglets learn how to sit upon command with the encouragement of their human at Petpiggies and a bunch of yummy apple slices.

Mini pigs are highly intelligent and can learn many commands faster than dogs. The pet pigs in the video were having their very first lesson, learning to sit down if they want to have some treats.

This piglet triplet has been very busy as of late. In addition to learning how to sit, they have been taking showers, getting belly rubs and falling over with delight from a feather duster.

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17 Sep 19:19

Conservative Institute Releases Video Telling Feminists to Stop Criticizing Video Games - Don't you know games are for boys? So it's okay that they have boy stuff—like misogyny.

by Dan Van Winkle

You know what the Internet doesn’t have enough of? People trying to tell feminists that they’re overreacting. Good thing the American Enterprise Institute’s Christina Hoff Sommers was on hand to delve into the world of hardcore gaming, and come up with the conclusion that its critics must just be “hipsters with degrees in cultural studies.” Which she, of course, says with a mocking tone, because what do people with degrees in cultural studies know about culture?

You can probably guess how you’ll feel about the video by the 24 second mark, when Sommers asks, “Has the gentle sex taken over video games?” The gentle sex? The gentle sex? We’ll show you gentle sex!

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Sommers goes on to criticize a recent study that showed that half of all gamers were women, and adult women outnumbered teenage boys in gaming. She gets bogged down in trying to categorize gamers by what kind of games they play, which is frankly an argument I’m tired of hearing, despite the fact that I personally fall into the “hardcore” category that usually likes to to start the argument in the first place. Playing a certain kind of game doesn’t make you more of a “gamer” than someone else, and the idea that it does has its own gatekeeping problems.

But the real problem with Sommers’ argument is that she starts going on about data that shows women spend less time playing games and play less of these “hardcore games” than men.

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is.

Seriously, that’s the entire problem: women like games and want to be more involved in both playing and making them, but the industry keeps ignoring them in favor of aiming at the same demographic. Men may not feel like every single game is aimed at them, either (right? There must be at least a game that’s not blatantly aimed at dudes), but they never have to deal with feeling objectified and alienated by how their gender is portrayed.

It’s perfectly fine to have games that are aimed at a male audience. What critics want is an increase in games aimed at women and a little less blatant objectification in the ones aimed at men. Just because violent video games don’t make normal people into violent killers doesn’t mean that sexist depictions in video games don’t perpetuate ingrained societal sexism. Everyone knows shooting people is wrong and something not to be imitated in real life, but the same can’t be said of sexism.

When people criticize someone like Anita Sarkeesian, they’re overlooking the fact that, yes, some of the things she criticizes may be innocuous in themselves and would be fine if the bulk of games had a better gender balance; but that’s not the world we live in. Nitpicking individual cases doesn’t mean that feminist critics are wrong for asking for better representation of women from gaming as a whole. There is no reason to ask anyone to “stand down” as Sommers does at the end of the video. If you don’t like what critics have to say, just don’t listen to them.

This is no different from people who complain about the “PC police.” These people act like critics are wielding some kind of power and forcing their will on others by calling them “police,” when the reality is that we’re all free to ignore criticism and do as we please. If there’s really nothing wrong with games, then the people who feel that way should just go about their business and ignore their critics, and nothing will ever come of it. If people stop buying games over misogyny to the point where it’s destroying those games, then a much larger portion of society than “hipsters with degrees in cultural studies” has decided there’s a problem.

No one is trying to throw out anyone’s copy of Grand Theft Auto over sexism. If men want to keep making, buying, and playing games that objectify women, no one has the power to stop them. No one is trying to destroy men or gaming, and that line of thinking is the real “false victimhood.” Games for men aren’t going anywhere, and if “male gamer culture” does eventually disappear, it’ll be because it’s turned into just “gamer culture” and includes men and women equally, which only someone sexist could see as a bad thing.

If you’ve got an issue with this video that I didn’t address, because there’s no way anyone could possibly find time to cover it all, feel free to discuss it in the comments below.

(via Polygon)

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17 Sep 19:18

Modern Forensics Reveal Gruesome Details Of King Richard III's Death

by George Dvorsky

Modern Forensics Reveal Gruesome Details Of King Richard III's Death

Richard III was the last king of England to die in battle. But as a new forensic analysis of his remains shows, he didn't just die in battle — he had the living tar beat out of him. Here's how this king met his maker on that fateful day in 1485.

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17 Sep 19:18

Successful Brain Surgery Performed On 10-Year-Old Goldfish Named George - Nurse! I'm going to need some bloodworms, stat!

by Carolyn Cox
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"The entire 45-minutes procedure (described by Dr. Rich as “fiddly!’) cost George’s person just $200"

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Sometimes, gold can stay: according to the the BBC, a beloved 10-year-old pet goldfish named George was recently saved from euthanasia after undergoing successful “high risk” brain surgery to remove a massive brain tumor. Says George, “Who? You did what? What’s this wall doing here? Where am I? Huh? What’s this wall doing here?”

In a radio interview describing the delicate procedure, veterinarian Dr. Tristan Rich of Australia’s Lort Smith Animal Hospital says his ten-year-old patient is now “up and about and swimming around” after “having a [...]  quite large tumour on the top of his head that was growing slowly, and [...] beginning to affect his quality of life.” According to Dr. Rich, the durable little fish could now easily live to see thirty.

The Lort Smith Animal Hospital took to Facebook to outline George’s operation:

Dr Tristan Rich, head of Lort Smith’s exotic and wildlife vet team, set up three buckets – one with a knock out dose of anaesthetic, one with a maintenance level of anaesthetic, and one with clean water as the recovery unit.

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Once George was asleep, Dr Tristan ran a tube from the maintenance bucket which was being oxygenated, into George’s mouth, so that the water with the maintenance dose of anaesthetic washed over his gills.

Dr Tristan worked quickly to remove the large tumour, although the size of it meant that he had to use a gelatine sponge to control the bleeding during surgery. The size of the wound meant it was difficult to seal, so Dr Tristan put in four sutures then sealed the rest of the wound with tissue glue.

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Once that had set, George was placed in the recovery unit and given oxygen. He was given injections with long acting pain relief and antibiotics. Soon afterwards he took a couple of breaths on his own and started swimming around.

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The entire 45-minutes procedure (described by Dr. Rich as “fiddly!’) cost George’s person just $200–a fair price considering she now has two more decades to bask in her pet’s blank stares and total ambivalence. On that note, if you’re one of the inevitable algae-eaters who think George didn’t deserve a life-saving operation just because he’s not as cuddly as the typical candidate for veterinary surgery, then get flushed! Fish are friends, not fodder for your self-righteous pragmatism!

Someday goldfish may be operating on us (once we use our surgical skills to imbue them with super-intelligence, that is). I shall hope they show the same extreme professionalism as Dr. Rich, patron saint of easily-disposable pets everywhere.

(via io9)

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17 Sep 19:17

More Cities Using Text-Based Alert System To Warn Americans If They Are In Range Of NFL Players

WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide the general public with critical safety information in a timely manner, sources confirmed Wednesday that an increasing number of U.S.






17 Sep 19:17

Newswire: Liam Neeson and Bono are writing a screenplay

by Alex McCown

Liam Neeson is a man with a very particular set of skills, skills that make him a nightmare for people who don’t want to see a movie co-written by Bono. And Neeson’s not afraid to utilize those skills, as the actor revealed this week that he’s been collaborating with the U2 frontman on a screenplay.

It seems that America’s favorite Irish action star and America’s biggest Irish invader of Itunes privacy talk regularly—or, in Neeson’s specific and unsurprising description, “with [Bono] a lot of the time I just listen”— and they’ve cooked up an idea for a film. Neeson had few details, but the story apparently concerns the world of showbands, 1970s big bands that toured Ireland playing covers of contemporary pop hits. According to Neeson, they’ve been writing the screenplay “for the past six years,” working around Neeson’s day ...

17 Sep 19:17

​Lawrence Of Arabia's Hand-Drawn, WWI Map Is Up for Auction

by Mark Strauss

​Lawrence Of Arabia's Hand-Drawn, WWI Map Is Up for Auction

Next month, Sotheby's London will offer for sale T.E. Lawrence's hand-drawn, annotated map of northern Arabia, detailing the route he followed in the days preceding the capture of the Red Sea port of Aqaba in 1917—a victory that would prove decisive in the Arab uprising against the Ottoman Empire in World War I.

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17 Sep 19:16

BREAKING: Adrian Peterson Deactivated By Family

MINNEAPOLIS—Following mounting allegations of child abuse against the six-time Pro Bowl running back, sources confirmed Wednesday that Minnesota Vikings star Adrian Peterson has been officially deactivated by his family.






17 Sep 19:16

Newswire: Benedict Cumberbatch partially unbuttons his shirt for charity

by William Hughes
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Benedict Cumberbatch, the Internet’s sexiest man who also kind of looks like an upset frog, is now being sexy for charity—indirectly, anyway. An image of the actor, who Tumblr assures us is very, very sexy, will appear in an exhibition of celebrity photos by famous photographer Jason Bell in support of the tenth anniversary of the Give Up Your Clothes For Good campaign. The exhibition, which also features Bell’s photos of Elijah Wood, Kate Winslet, Liam Neeson, and other celebrities, is part of an annual clothing-donation charity promotion by T.K. Maxxthe genteel British version of the U.S.’s T.J. Maxxto raise money for Cancer Research UK.

Reports keep referring to the photo, which features Cumberbatch standing in a lake wearing a partially unbuttoned white shirt, as “pulling a Mr. Darcy,” which is presumably some kind of cockney rhyming slang. (Just like the ...

17 Sep 19:14

This Definitive Spaceship Sizing Chart Will Blow Your Mind In Less Than Twelve Parsecs - They're tore up plenty, but they'll fly true.

by Carolyn Cox
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Honorary space cowboy Dirk Loechel has just completed a mind-blowingly comprehensive 4,268 x 5,690-pixel chart that demonstrates the comparative size of virtually every beloved ship in all of sci-fi. The mad genius explains,

For real this time: This is the final major content update, though if there are issues I’ll still fix them. I also haven’t forgotten I wanted to vectorize the writing. It’s still on the radar. But content-wise, I think that is about all I can put in.

Also, I added the ISS. For scale. It’s on top, with a yellow frame so it’s relatively easy to find.

Part of what I love so much about this chart is it appears to be a collaboratively nerdy effort; if you can think of any vessel Loechel might have forgotten, you can head over to DeviantArt to suggest some updates. Careful, though: studies show that the more fascinating the infographic, the more likely you are to be caught mouth-open at your desk, cursor hovering eternally in the Stargate quadrant.

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17 Sep 19:01

Little Big Burger to Rain Free Burgers Upon Portland

Just a reminder everyone, Little Big Burger is giving out free burgers from 3pm-5pm today!

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17 Sep 19:01

And the great yellow orb retreated to her cave for the next eight months...

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17 Sep 18:58

FSU QB Jameis Winston suspended for the first half against Clemson | Dr. Saturday - Yahoo Sports

by gguillotte
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reminder that nobody bothered to investigate sexual assault claims against this guy
reminder that this "fuck her in the pussy" meme invocation is his first football suspension
not the sexual assault investigation during heisman award season
this is what got him

Florida State has suspended starting quarterback Jameis Winston for the first half of Saturday's game against No. 22 Clemson a day after Winston shouted a sexually explicit phrase in the middle of the student union on Tuesday.
17 Sep 18:57

Satanic Temple Plans To Distribute Satanist-Themed Children's Activity Book To Florida Students

by gguillotte
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#nevergo

The New York based Satanic Temple announced in a press release Monday that they plan to distribute “The Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities” to Florida students. The Satanic Temple pamphlet is designed to be appealing to kids, featuring a colorful, cartoonish cover showing children wearing satanic symbols on jewelry and clothing. It contains coloring pages, jumble words, word searches, mazes, and other children’s activities with Satanist themes, such as a page that says, “Damian is showing his class the way to make an inverted pentagram. Connect the dots to make one yourself.”
17 Sep 17:34

Samsung is making a musical sitcom about how cool it is to work there

by Cassandra Khaw
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Korean dramas are becoming a worldwide phenomenon, and it looks like Samsung is cashing in on their popularity. As spotted by Business Insider, upcoming "musicom" Best Future will explore young people's dreams and challenges over the course of six 10-minute long episodes. The gorgeous cast will also be performing covers of popular '80s and '90s tunes.

In order to portray the "real" Samsung, the series will be shot at company offices in both Seoul and Suwon Digital City. The idea behind Best Future is to weave a tale about work, life, and relationships that those in their 20s and 30s can sympathize with, and to tempt prospective employees into working with Samsung. Amazingly, this is actually the company's second foray into the world of sitcoms, the previous being an attempt to showcase the technology giant's recruiting ideologies.