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!!! – Valve Releases Video Of Steam Controller In Action
By Nathan Grayson on October 11th, 2013 at 8:10 pm.

We’ve heard tell of the Steam controller‘s ins and outs (and ups and downs and lefts and rights and Bs and As and starts) from many a developer, but still skepticism reigns. And with good reason: Valve’s haptics-powered Franken-pad is kinda bonkers. But now, at the very least, we can see – with eyes or echolocation – how it functions moment-to-moment. Go below to see it power through Portal 2, Civilization V, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
Seems solid, no? It’s definitely versatile. I’ll give Valve that much. It’ll definitely take some getting used to, but I could see myself piloting my way through the future with one of those if a mouse-and-keyboard setup isn’t readily available. That’s my big concern, really: this all looks nice enough, but each demonstration made my brain scream, “YEAH, BUT MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WOULD FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.” Sorry about the caps. It’s all screaming up there.
Then again, these are legacy mode games, so of course mouse-and-keyboard is preferable over thumb-warring them into submission. But then, the Steam controller is supposed to be a substitute for our setup of choice, so I don’t really see it getting the upper hand in many genres. Does it look better than a standard gamepad? Definitely. I’m still skeptical about the effectiveness of haptic feedback, but you can’t argue with that precisio, and we haven’t even what the touch screen’s capable of yet. My issue is that Valve’s pretty obviously trying to get dyed-in-the-wool PC gamers aboard its living room Steam engine first, but I don’t really see any compelling reason to modify my current setup. Not yet, anyway.
I suppose I might be interested if I played more games that tangibly benefited from a drive-in-movie-theater-worthy screen and – yuck – other nearby humans, but there aren’t many of those on PC these days. That said, Valve plans to release videos like this regularly, so I’d love to see one that includes, say, TowerFall and Samurai Gunn. Or Nidhogg. Or Divekick. Or or or… OK, maybe we’ve got some good living room games after all. But I would argue that Steam’s living room conquest still lacks a mighty leader – a killer app to stand at the head of the charge – so it’s a tough sell for me. Does Valve have something else up its sleeve? Time will tell. (And also it’s probably Half-Life.)
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Apple's 'spaceship' campus shown to scale in gorgeous miniature model

By Chris Welch on October 11, 2013 04:09 pm

We've seen plenty of mockups, renders, and even floor plans for Apple's proposed "spaceship" campus, but a new, intricately detailed model provides the best look yet at what Apple is hoping to build. The model you see above was shown to the San Jose Mercury News ahead of an October 15th city council vote where Cupertino officials plan to make a final yes / no decision on the proposal.
And it's a sight to behold; the model provides a genuine sense of scale for the circular campus, parking structures, and other buildings Apple plans to erect nearby if given the OK. It also exudes an obsessive focus on detail. The perimeter of the spaceship itself is lit up to heighten the sense of realism, and you'll also see miniature forestation, nearby homes, roadways, and even tiny people dispersed throughout the vast model. It's the sort of model young kids would kill for and — assuming Apple can keep its budget in check — a stunning preview of what's to come.
- Via 9to5Mac
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Benedict Cumberbatch responds to Julian Assange's request that he quit 'The Fifth Estate'
Benedict Cumberbatch, who plays Julian Assange in the fictionalized WikiLeaks film The Fifth Estate, says Assange's unhappiness with the movie gave him pause but ultimately strengthened his resolve.
The WikiLeaks founder, who is a fan of Cumberbatch, had publicly asked the actor to step down from the film because it is "a work of political opportunism, influence, revenge and, above all, cowardice." It is also based on two books Assange considers to be "toxic" and "biased."
The words did have some impact on the actor, who responded to Assange's comments today during a question-and-answer session on Reddit. "To have the man you are about to portray ask you intelligently and politely not to do it gave me real cause for concern, however, it galvanized me into addressing why I was doing this movie," Cumberbatch writes. "This project was important to me because of the integrity I wanted to bring to provocative difficult but ultimately timely and a truly important figure of our modern times."
"It galvanized me into addressing why I was doing this movie."
Cumberbatch goes on to say that the film was more hard work than it was profitable for him, in response to Assange calling him a "hired gun." The actor adds that he is "proud" to be involved, which he may regret when the movie actually comes out in a week: reviews have been negative, giving it a 51 percent score on Metacritic.
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Old Poster Goes Viral, Teaches Multiple Lessons

©Devito/verdi
Earlier this week, Cleveland’s CBS outlet ran a story about the poster you see above. “An American Indian organization has shed new light on the context of how offensive and racist sports team images like the Cleveland Indians and Washington Redskins is to their community,” the piece, which ran under the byline “CBS Cleveland/AP,” began. “The National Congress of American Indians (NCAI) published a powerful poster featuring two baseball hats that each have a stereotypical racist image of a Jewish man and Chinese man to show it has the same connotation as the Cleveland Indians.”
The poster is a smart, simple image that shows the double standard between stereotypical Native American mascot and other racially charged epithets. And when I tweeted it out yesterday, it clearly hit a nerve:
Three hundred retweets later, this poster strikes me as a good lesson for advertisers and other groups trying to galvanize Internet virality: People respond to images that encapsulate a controversy and fill the viewer with righteous rage.
But there’s also a lesson here about the frequent absence of context on the Internet. As it turns out, the poster isn’t new—not even close. Jacqueline Pata, a spokeswoman for the NCAI, pointed me to the original poster, which was created for the NCAI by the advertising firm Devito/verdi in 2001. And Pata told me that her group likely wouldn’t consider running the same advertisement in 2013. “Those kinds of racial images aren’t even acceptable today,” she said.
Coincidentally, the NCAI published a new report on the mascot issue today. It’s called “Ending the Legacy of Racism in Sports & the Era of Harmful ‘Indian’ Sports Mascots.”
Quadrilateral Cowboy invites you to hack the planet (or a hallway)
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Hacking computers has become commonplace in video games. The subversive activity has worked its way into countless games, even those where it doesn't belong (really, TMNT?). Hacking in games is generally a vague abstraction of the real thing. You hold a button as a progress bar slowly fills, rotate panels in a thinly-disguised version of Pipe Dream, or maybe you connect circuits in a diagram.
Quadrilateral Cowboy, the latest from Thirty Flights of Loving developer Blendo Games, takes a drastically different approach to computer infiltration. You aren't just pressing buttons or solving a mini-game; you're actually typing in code. Want to turn off a security laser? Easy, just type "laserX.off(Y)" into your portable hacking deck, where X is the designated number of the laser and Y is the number of seconds it will remain off.
Sure, it's still an abstraction of the real thing, but hacking in Quadrilateral Cowboy requires a bigger investment in both time and forethought than most espionage games, and pulling off a flawless hack is thrilling.
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Official Map: Tri-Rail Commuter Rail, Southern...
firehose"this map was at least output from Microsoft Publisher"

Official Map: Tri-Rail Commuter Rail, Southern Florida
I’ve had a couple of requests to review this one, so here goes…
For me, this map is an excellent example of the overwhelming averageness of a lot of transit mapping here in the US. Yes, it does the job – you can work out how to get from here to there and where to make connections – but it’s just so completely bland and unmemorable.
Everything about the map seems to be completely generic, from the stock ESRI icons for airports and connecting services to the dull and tired Arial used for the labels. The beige background and thick, heavy black route line don’t help matters either. This is Florida here: how about some bright, sunny colours?
For me, the Tri-Rail logo itself suggests that the lovely blue in the central icon could be used as the colour for the main route line – the orange and green have already been used for the connecting Metrorail services, so why not continue with that colour theme and leverage the service’s branding a little more?
Speaking of the Tri-Rail logo, its placement in a white box within the blue header bar is awful – either reverse the logo out in white (if corporate standards allow) or put it on a light background. Similarly, the Interstate and U.S. Highway markers look odd when they’re contained in a white square.
A note regarding labelling: consistency is hugely important to produce an attractive map! Labels for the Metrorail services use all sorts of different sizes – “Douglas Road” is absolutely tiny compared to the other stations for no apparent reason. The names of the three counties that give Tri-Rail its “tri” are almost completely unreadable – light grey against a green/beige background and they also have a little offset drop shadow effect behind them that further obfuscates the text. Yes, this is subsidiary information, but it still needs to be readable.
On a more positive note, it’s nice to see that the map at least attempts to integrate services from different transit agencies, something I wish more maps that serve a large region would do.
Finally, examination of the PDF seems to suggest that this map was at least output from Microsoft Publisher: not a first-choice map/diagram design tool.
Our rating: Bland, dull and forgettable. Could easily be so much better and evocative of the area it serves. One-and-a-half stars.
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(Source: Official Tri-Rail website - PDF link)
Also see the similarly dull and unattractive Miami-Dade Metrorail map (Aug. 2012, 1 star). Florida doesn’t inspire great map design, apparently.
Infinite Text-in-Progress Prank for iOS 7
Gabriel Whaley has figured out that if you send an iOS 7 user an iMessage containing a GIF of the animated text-in-progress icon, it looks like you’re composing a message to them…forever.
via Gizmodo
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AT&T makes its Mobile Share plans the only option for new customers
firehose"Even if you're an individual user with only one device, your only option is to get a line with unlimited voice minutes and texts and then add a data bucket. That makes AT&T's cheapest smartphone plan $70 a month, but it only gets you a paltry 300MB of data every month"
all carriers suck forever
While AT&T's Mobile Share plans were introduced more than a year ago, the company continued to offer more traditional individual plans — users could pick from a few buckets of minutes, opt-in for unlimited texts or not, and pick from different data bucket sizes. However, the carrier is now following in Verizon's footsteps and eliminating all plans except Mobile Share. Even if you're an individual user with only one device, your only option is to get a line with unlimited voice minutes and texts and then add a data bucket. That makes AT&T's cheapest smartphone plan $70 a month, but it only gets you a paltry 300MB of data every month. Stepping up to 2GB, which was the "standard" individual data bucket when AT&T killed unlimited plans a few years ago, will cost you $95 per month.
While Mobile Share plans are generally a better idea for families with multiple lines (or users with multiple devices), the value proposition isn't as strong for individual users. Unfortunately, it's not a surprising change for AT&T — the value of carrier voice minutes and texts has been steadily dropping in recent years. With services like FaceTime voice calls, iMessage, Google Hangouts, WhatsApp, and numerous others reducing the need for voice minutes and texts, it seems the carriers want to push everyone to unlimited to keep contract revenues high. Of course, the rest of the US carrier stopped offering different voice minute tiers a long time ago, so AT&T's really just catching up with its competition at this point. If you want to sign up for one of AT&T's older plans, you still have a few weeks — Mobile Share will become your only option starting on October 25th.
- Via Engadget
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Play this: 'Type:Rider' is a history of typography disguised as a game

By Andrew Webster on October 11, 2013 03:24 pm

There's no shortage of stylish puzzle-platform games you can play on your phone, but Type:Rider is something a bit different: it's a history lesson that you play. The game has you controlling two tiny circles through 10 stylish worlds, collecting items, solving simple puzzles, and navigating some treacherous terrain. The twist is that as you collect items, you unlock pages from a history book that provide genuinely interesting details on the history of typography — everything from cave paintings to where italics came from.
The game itself also does an excellent job of sticking in new gameplay twists to keep things interesting, like running water and beams of light that make you float, though the occasionally wonky physics can make things frustrating at times. But for $2.99 it's more than worth the price of entry — and you might even learn a thing or two along the way.
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If Wall Street Is More Open to Women than Comics, We Have a Problem
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For a brief moment on Thursday afternoon at New York Comic Con, a group of women there to talk about women in comics talked instead about Wall Street. They pointed out that the male-dominated financial industry was closing the gender gap better than what's going on in mainstream comics.
"I took a look at the numbers and said 'Wow Wall Street does a better job,'" said Amy Chu, publisher and founder of Alpha Girl Comics. After Chu, who holds an MBA from Harvard, let loose with that revelation, fellow panelist Becky Cloonan chimed in with her own number-crunching, noting that around 40 percent of attendees at New York Comic Con are women. "But just 6 percent of the special guests are women. We have to work on this," Cloonan said.
Those two observations about women in the comics industry punctuated an afternoon of discussion about how far women working in the comics industry need to go before a "Women in Comics" panel isn't necessary. Women — as Chu, Cloonan, and their fellow panelists, creator Erica Schultz and librarians Claudia McGivney, Megan Kociolek, Emily Weisenstein and Laura Pope-Robbins will tell you — have come a long way in comics, closing the gender gap in the independent comic industry.
But in the creative departments at the Big Two, Marvel and DC, they still have a way's to go. The Los Angeles Times reported in 2012 that women were still a minority at those two companies. The reality, then, is that strong female characters like Wonder Woman, Storm, and Rogue aren't being written and helmed by wonder women.
The real-life struggles for women to make their mark in the mainstream comic industry come against the backdrop of Sheryl Sandberg's popular "lean in" mantra. And these battles show that higher-ups don't seem invested in marketing to young women despite the success of young adult novels like The Hunger Games and its iconic heroine Katniss Everdeen. Cloonan said she had written and pitched a series aimed at women in college and older. "We don't know how to sell it," came the inevitable response.
The hope for women like Chu and Cloonan is with youth. Because of technology and digital comics, there's been a democratization of the industry. Going to the comic book store isn't necessary anymore, and the intimidation factor is gone. And that's in turn allowed girls and women to read more.
Women make up some 20 percent of the digital comic readership, Comixology, a digital comic platform, reports. What's more, that number has quadrupled since Comixology first came on the scene in 2007. What female creators are banking on is that these women will inevitably grow up, will hopefully not stop reading, and maybe, just maybe, eventually make the industry more balanced than Wall Street.
Top sites (and maybe the NSA) track users with “device fingerprinting”
Close to 1.5 percent of the Internet's top websites track users without their knowledge or consent, even when visitors have enabled their browser's Do Not Track option, according to an academic research paper that raises new questions and concerns about online privacy.
The research, by a team of scientists in Europe, is among the first to expose the real-world practice of "device fingerprinting," a process that collects the screen size, list of available fonts, software versions, and other properties of the visitor's computer or smartphone to create a profile that is often unique to that machine. The researchers scanned select pages of the top 10,000 websites as ranked by Alexa and found that 145 of them deployed code based on Adobe's Flash Player that fingerprinted users surreptitiously. When they expanded their survey to the top one million sites, they found 404 that used JavaScript-based fingerprinting. The researchers said the figures should be taken as the lower bounds since their crawlers weren't able to access pages behind CAPTHCAs and other types of Web forms. Mainstream awareness of fingerprinting first surfaced three years ago following the release of research from the Electronic Frontier Foundation.
Device fingerprinting serves many legitimate purposes, including mitigating the impact of denial-of-service attacks, preventing fraud, protecting against account hijacking, and curbing content scraping, bots, and other automated nuisances. But fingerprinting also has a darker side. For one, few websites that include fingerprinting code in their pages disclose the practice in their terms of service. For another, marketing companies advertise their ability to use fingerprinting to identify user behavior across websites and devices. That suggests device fingerprinting may be used much the way tracking cookies are used to follow people as they browse from site to site, even though fingerprinting isn't covered by most laws governing cookies and websites' Do Not Track policies. And unlike user profiling that relies on "stateful" browser cookies that are usually easy to delete from hard drives, most end users have no idea that their computers are being fingerprinted, and they have few recourses to prevent the practice.
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Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas
as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards
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Vice Parody Account Tweeter Tells All
firehose'The Dutch version of Vice picked up on it after a couple of days. They ran an article about the account and offered me a job.
Did you take the job?
Ha ha! I didn’t accept, and I wouldn’t work for Vice.'
'What’s been your personal favorite of the tweets?
The one about Morrissey in the quicksand and the meat rope? That was the other guy. His tweets kill me everyday.'
The Twitter parody account is an art form already past its prime. There was a time when these accounts were fresh — we see you @InvisibleObama — but the genre quickly grew tired.
And then there’s @Vice_Is_Hip. It burst on the scene last month with the bio “we’re cool because you’re shit” and a too-close-to-home parody of Rupert Murdoch’s favorite “outlaw” media company for hipsters. The conceit is simple: tweet outrageous headlines that could just maybe be actual Vice stories. Since then, it has churned out nearly 500 hilarious tweets that have garnered it 25,000 followers and coverage in New York Magazine, Ad Age and The Independent.
Digiday asked its creator, who wishes to remain anonymous, for his take on Vice, why he turned down a job there and what we should headline this article.
What was the impetus of the account?
My friend said, “Someone should do a Vice parody account on Twitter,” and within two minutes I’d started @vice_is_hip.
Are you in media?
I’m a bike courier in London.
Do you read Vice?
I would probably read Vice if I came across a copy, yes, depending on who was looking.
What’s the most Vice article you’ve done?
It doesn’t get anymore Vice than when I simply RT the actual Vice feed.
Rupert Murdoch recently invested in Vice and extolled it as “wild.” Has Vice become a bit of a parody of itself?
I think they might actually be serious, and that’s frightening.
Your tweets often have similar features: 1. drugs; 2. exotic locations; 3. celebrities. Is there a formula?
The formula is “What would Vice think?”
Have you spoken to Vice about the account?
The Dutch version of Vice picked up on it after a couple of days. They ran an article about the account and offered me a job.
Did you take the job?
Ha ha! I didn’t accept, and I wouldn’t work for Vice.
Did you write these tweets beforehand, or do you do them as you go?
I just make them up as I go.
Is it just you?
No, there is a second tweeter involved. We’ve known each other years but never meet.
What’s been your personal favorite of the tweets?
The one about Morrissey in the quicksand and the meat rope? That was the other guy. His tweets kill me everyday.
What’s a Vice-like headline we could use for this piece?
They’re worse than drug-dealers, pimps and rapists put together! Ten reasons why people that run parody accounts are ruining the Internet for everyone.
TV: Newswire: FX's Fargo adds Bob Odenkirk, Oliver Platt, Kate Walsh, and more to make it like a real city, yeah?

FX has already cast Martin Freeman, Billy Bob Thornton, and Colin Hanks into the cold for its Fargo series, but the show based on the Coen brothers’ film is really filling up its cast, as there are slightly more than three people in the North Dakota/Minnesota area. Indeed, there are at least 11 more, as the network has announced the addition of Bob Odenkirk as Deputy Bill Olson of Bemidji, MN; Sordid Lives’ Allison Tolman as his “younger, smarter, more ambitious” fellow deputy; Oliver Platt as “Stavros Milos, the Supermarket King of Minnesota;” Private Practice’s Kate Walsh as a former stripper and mother to twin boys; It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Glenn Howerton as the awesomely named “Don Chumph,” a personal trainer; Ramona And Beezus’ Joey King as the daughter of Colin Hanks’ Duluth deputy; A Serious Man’s Peter Breitmayer as Hanks’ superior officer; Tom ...
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Hunting Detroit's Masterworks of Architecture Before They Go Extinct
firehosevia saucie
Though Detroit has recently been looking like it was hit by a convoy of mile-wide firenados, there remain signs of architectural grandeur illustrating why it was once known as the Paris of the Midwest. Perhaps nowhere is this faded beauty more palpable than in the large-format photography of Philip Jarmain, a Vancouver native who's spent three years shooting Detroit's sublime edifices, sometimes just months before they were wiped out by bulldozers.
Jarmain may be from Canada, but he has century-old family ties to Detroit and extreme respect for the place. "At one point this was probably the most important city in the world in terms of innovation, craftsmanship, and manufacturing," he says, adding that one of his childhood heroes was Henry Ford. "It was just such an incredible city in the early 1900s, and obviously things went horribly sideways at some point."
When the 41-year-old advertising photographer started hearing disturbing rumblings in 2008, he decided to venture south to document the city's Art Deco and Neo-Classical past before something horrible happened (well, even more horrible than the riots and urban decay). So he hooked up with local historian Sean Doerr of Buildings of Detroit fame, and set out to locate what he calls the "iconic Detroit architectural masterpieces" hidden in a crumbling labyrinth of 80,000 to 100,000 abandoned buildings.
The search became more urgent when he realized many of his subjects were being eliminated by demolition crews trying to reduce the city's expensive-to-maintain footprint (not to mention what he thinks were bored youngsters setting off fires). "It's just sad because it is so beautiful, it has some of the best examples of early 1900s architecture of any city in North America," he says. "Also, it probably rivals Baghdad in terms of burnt-out structures."
While many photographers have rushed to stricken Detroit, lured by the so-called "ruin porn" that attracts sightseers to the wastelands of Chernobyl, Jarmain's mission is a bit different. He wants to preserve these venues with as much accuracy and detail as possible, so that future generations can look back in wonder about how bright the city shined. For that reason he lugs around a sophisticated, Dutch Cambo technical camera and German-engineered Schneider lenses. "These images are 5 feet by 7 feet," he says. "It's the best camera system out there."
Highland Park Police Station (demolished 2012)
The fruits of his nine trips into Detroit now hang on the walls of San Francisco's Meridian Gallery for the show "American Beauty: The Opulent Pre-Depression Architecture of Detroit." The exhibit focuses on the more ghostly and rotted-out carcasses in his oeuvre, although some of what he photographed has since been rehabbed into functioning spaces. Jarmain points out that several start-up companies have also invested in Detroit, including the luxury-watch company Shinola, a designer of an electric Tesla-like vehicle called the SP01, a nouveau-vintage bicycle maker, and others.
"Despite all the hype about the bankruptcy, for the first time in 50 years Detroit could come back," he says. "So I'm an optimist."
Belle Isle Aquarium
Woodward Presbyterian
Michigan Central
Mackenzie High School (demolished 2012)
The German House
The Farwell Building
Top image: Eastown Theatre. Photos used with permission of Philip Jarmain
Deion Sanders is fired . . . by Deion Sanders’ school | ProFootballTalk
firehoseSanders: “Watch God work! What the devil meant for evil God will turn it around. The fight for right has just began. Stay tuned.”
Ted Cruz Is Living On Another Planet - Yahoo Finance
Football Thursday: Is stat 'nerd' of football predictions site brains behind NFL teams' draft boards? - Yahoo Sports
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iPhone 5s Users Reporting 'Blue Screen of Death' Error with iWork Apps [iOS Blog]
firehosevia Overbey
"a study showed that apps running on the iPhone 5s are crashing twice as frequently as on the iPhone 5c and iPhone 5"
As shown in videos posted by users, the issue may appear when a user simply opens a document in Pages or another iWork app and then closes the app by pressing the home button on their device. Double-pressing the home button to enter multitasking mode can also trigger the issue. Users in the threads are also reporting random reboots during regular device use, which also may be caused by a number of reasons specific to the device.
Users have reported that the error can be temporarily fixed by turning off iCloud syncing for Apple's Pages, Keynote and Numbers apps, but that fix does not appear to address the other random reboots on the device. Apple released iOS 7.0.2 last month with a fix for a lock screen passcode bypass issue, and was said to be seeding iOS 7.0.3 internally as of last week, but it is unknown if it will contain a fix, or whether Apple will deploy updates to its iWork suite of applications to remedy the problem.
Earlier today, a study showed that apps running on the iPhone 5s are crashing twice as frequently as on the iPhone 5c and iPhone 5, with the new 64-bit A7 chip and M7 motion coprocessor presumably adding wrinkles that may be causing some apps difficulties.
Hyper Light Drifter is coming to Wii U ⊟ It’s also coming...








Hyper Light Drifter is coming to Wii U ⊟
It’s also coming to PS Vita! So at least it will be on one handheld. Heart Machine will also release this to other platforms like PlayStation 4, Mac/Linux/Windows, and Ouya, if you prefer playing on those things. It looks like a great game — you can get a copy for just $15 if you throw a pledge at its Kickstarter, which ends in a day.
I grabbed these GIFs from PaulloDec, theveryscaryrollie, and the official Kickstarter page, and also threw in an awesome fan-made animation from Anthony Holden.
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HONK NYC! 2013, A Celebration of Global Street Music in New York City
firehosereminder: Ville HONK is today
The 7th annual HONK NYC!, a celebration of global street music, takes place in New York City, October 15 to 19, 2013. The festival will feature marching bands and other street ensembles from the U.S., Brazil, and England. Festival organizer Sara Valentine is raising funds for the festival on Kickstarter. HONK NYC! is a spin-off of the HONK! Festival of Activist Street Bands, which takes place October 11 to 13 in Somerville, Massachusetts.
photo via Honk NYC!
Arizona Republican Who Called Obama "De Fuhrer" Says She Obviously Wasn't Calling Him Hitler
ThinkProgress says that Republican Arizona State Representative Brenda Barton stuck her foot in it on a Facebook post complaining about parks being closed during the shutdown:
Barton minced no words, calling Obama “De Fuhrer [sic]” and urging local sheriffs to arrest park rangers who enforce rules keeping people out of National Parks that are closed due to the federal government shutdown...Asked about it by the Arizona Capitol Times later that day, Barton stood by her Adolf Hitler analogy. “He’s dictating beyond his authority,” she explained.
Yesterday, Barton denied the whole thing, releasing a statement that indicated she wasn't calling Obama Hitler, she simply "used the German phrase for emphasis, Der Fuhrer." Uh huh.
GDCNext: Playing with ‘game’
firehosewonder if people will come out of the woodwork to criticize this, then not go to it out of protest, because Raph is involved

I’ll be speaking at GDCNext on this, in the future of gaming track.
Playing with ‘Game’
Raph Koster | Designer, IndependentLocation: Room 515 BDate: Tuesday, November 05Time: 11:15am-12:15pmTrack:Future of GamingDiscipline:Programming & ArchitectureNever mind the future – the present of games is quickly carrying us well beyond the classic understandings of what a game is. We’ve got gamified restaurants, psychological self-help tools, immersive narrative experiences, quasi-gambling experiences, political statements and more. Along the way, we’re seeing conflicts between subcultures in our audience, and within our development community as well. Players get mad when a title isn’t what they expected. Developers watch the encroachment of business practices they dislike. Designers try to apply the tools of one genre to another, and find they don’t always work. Is “game” even a thing? And if it is, in what ways do these varied approaches relate to one another? In this lecture, we’ll take a look at a craft-centric approach to the question: what do we make, who do we make it for, and how can we best make what we want?
Takeaway
Attendees will learn about a framework for thinking about varied types of interactive experiences and the four types of problems that make for compelling play. They will also take away practical design checklists and techniques for these different approaches: top five tips for narrative experiences, ludic experiences, coercive experiences and so on.
This isn’t the same thing as the blog post of the same name — though some of that material will be the first few minutes. Instead, it’s an attempt to synthesize understandings coming from different quarters about what games can be and what they can mean, and how they can be and mean. I am sure that there will likely be some stuff in there to annoy people from every faction! ![]()
Most importantly, though, I want to focus back in on craft. Craft seems like it is often the forgotten root of all these approaches. Whether you are trying to make games that are personal, pure experience, narratively centered, systemically driven, emergent, linear, abstract, or Dadaist, there is always the how underlying it all. And “how” is interesting, because there’s what works for you the creator, and what works for a given audience, and in a very real sense, as creators we don’t get to quarrel with what the audience likes or accepts. It is always up to them whether to listen to what we have to say.
So this talk is going to be about how as much as I can make it… about the raw tools that might help a designer in their goal of making either a polished AAA experience or a raw emotional outpouring.
Hope to see you there!
Carmakers should be marketing their hybrids to older baby boomers
firehose'The researchers surveyed 314 buyers of hybrid cars from Toyota, Ford and Honda who had an average age of nearly 70.'

Attention automakers: You’re doing it all wrong when selling your hybrid cars. Those Toyota commercials featuring R&B singer Raphael Saadiq and hipsters grooving in a Prius V? Not your market. At least yet.
Car companies have long pitched their rides to the young, but the biggest buyers of hybrid cars in the US are the 60-plus set. A forthcoming study from researchers at Baylor University in Texas gives some clues as to why. The “baby boom” generation, the report’s authors point out, controls about half of consumer spending in the US, and their tastes are distinctly green.
The researchers surveyed 314 buyers of hybrid cars from Toyota, Ford and Honda who had an average age of nearly 70. More than two-thirds of those surveyed had an income of more than $50,000 a year and nearly 90% held university or post-graduate degrees.
The study found that these buyers most valued the pride and prestige of driving an environmentally responsible car, as well as price and quality. Driving excitement did not play a part in their satisfaction (just as well, since most hybrids aren’t exactly road rockets.) In other words, older drivers are more concerned about being seen in a car that screams green than one that screams down the highway.
“Elderly consumers are identified as more inclined than young people to engage in pro-environmental behaviors,” Jay Yoo, the study’s lead author and an assistant professor of family and consumer sciences, told Quartz in an email. “But emotional value may not be relevant in buying green products if the emphasis is more on the consumers’ responsibility.”
Yoo noted that today’s older consumers came of age during the height of the environmental movement in the 1970s, and for some the propensity to pay more for products perceived as green, whether it’s organic food or a $30,000 car, has been baked into their purchasing habits.
That suggests carmakers should tweak their marketing: less Raphael and more Rolling Stones, for one thing. And emphasize the greener-than-thou psychic benefits of buying a hybrid. And keep hyping the fuel savings.
That said, don’t completely ignore the younger generations. While the offspring of the baby boomers may be a paler shade of green than their parents, their children are coming of age in the age of climate change. “Today’s youth will become more pro-environmental as they get older, at the same time, they will earn more money to afford to pay [for] those green products,” Yoo says.
There is one automaker that can probably safely ignore the study. While hard numbers are hard to come by, anecdotal evidence and statements by Tesla Motors chief executive Elon Musk indicates that buyers of the Silicon Valley company’s sporty Model S electric car skew younger and wealthier than the average Prius hyper-miler. Speed, it seems, can still trump saving the planet.
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Adrian Peterson's tragic week ends with loss to Panthers - USA TODAY
firehose"Peterson's two-year-old son was brutally beaten by his mother's boyfriend and was rushed to a Sioux Falls hospital. According to reports, the child isn't expected to survive."
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