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03 Apr 04:04

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Io in True Color

I’ve always felt a little sorry for Io. It’s like the youngest sibling moon in the Jovian system, with perpetually embarrassing acne.

03 Apr 03:56

Fort Hood shooting leaves 4 dead, including gunman - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
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update

The shooter, identified as 34-year-old soldier Ivan Lopez, died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound, the Justice Department said. Six of the victims were transported to Scott & White Hospital with gunshot wounds. “Their conditions range from quite stable to quite critically injured," Glen Couchman, Scott & White's chief medical officer, said. Couchman said the hospital was not currently in need of blood donations from individuals.
03 Apr 03:56

March 31, 2014

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puppygate would totally be a belichick thing


03 Apr 03:37

TV Club: House Of Cards: “Chapter 25”/“Chapter 26”

by Scott Von Doviak
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"I’m not saying I wouldn’t watch a third season of House Of Cards in which Frank Underwood ran for Galactic Emperor."

All things considered, there was only one possible destination for this second season of House Of Cards. (Hint: It’s pictured above.) The only real question was how we would get there.  The season as a whole was a disjointed one, and some of the early subplots (notably Lucas Goodwin’s ill-fated attempt to fill Zoe’s shoes) almost feel like they happened in a different show entirely. Momentum stalled a number of times along the way. But give credit where credit is due: Beau Willimon and company managed to stick the landing in a (mostly) satisfying manner.

But before the big finale, there’s one more hour of moving the chess pieces around the board. Unable to work his charms on President Walker, Frank moves on to Catherine Durant, whom he convinces to offer Feng asylum in exchange for vague promises about the future. Feng confirms the money laundering ...

03 Apr 03:31

“Die Hard 4.0 True Story” features some more random code from...

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gaia online, r.o.f.l



“Die Hard 4.0 True Story” features some more random code from the Internet (time index 34:30).
Albert Gonzales is seen hacking into a credit card database using a Hello World DOS program from a “hacker” forum: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/c-t-tech-talk/hackers/t.53424339_16/

03 Apr 03:30

Creative Cloud Updates on Tap As David Fincher Adopts Premiere Pro

by Bryant Frazer
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everybody keeps bailing on FCP

The new version of FCPX (10.1) abandons a regular folder/file structure for a new proprietary library bundle that can't be opened by more than one person at once and uses hardlinks that can't be created on SMB- or AFP-mounted network volumes, making it even _less_ compatible with networked storage of any stripe.

And that's just the stuff I can complain about this release that doesn't violate our NDA with Apple!

Adobe has announced the next slate of feature upgrades for its Creative Cloud video applications, including a new workflow allowing text in After Effects compositions to be edited from Premiere Pro, new effects to help users pull better keys in … more »
03 Apr 03:25

Linux Kernel Developers Fed Up With Ridiculous Bugs In Systemd

A patch was sent out today to the Linux kernel mailing list that would hide the "debug" string from showing up within the /proc/cmdline output. Why? To workaround a systemd bug. This has set off Linus Torvalds on another epic tirade...
03 Apr 03:25

Four Dead At Fort Hood, Three Victims Plus Gunman Killed

Four people were dead, including the gunman, and at least 11 others were wounded in a shooting at Fort Hood, Texas, military officials told NBC News.
03 Apr 03:24

Suspect caught after shot fired at KSU - Ravenna Record Courier


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Suspect caught after shot fired at KSU
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Kent State University was locked down for several hours Wednesday night after reports of shots fired on campus. Shortly before midnight, KSU officials announced that the suspect had been apprehended off campus. The suspect's identity was not released.
Kent State in Ohio given all-clear after shooting reportReuters
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03 Apr 03:24

Legend_of_Scooter_and_the_Big_Man_[1994]_DVD-RIP_[ENG].avi

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03 Apr 03:23

Ridley Scott and Battlestar Galactica director developing new Halo digital feature project

by Jenna Pitcher

Microsoft plans to release a new Halo digital feature project this year, the company confirmed to Polygon, with Ridley Scott attached as executive producer and Battlestar Galactica's Sergio Mimica-Gezzan as director.

"343 Industries, Xbox Entertainment Studios and Scott Free Productions are proud to announce a new ‘Halo' digital feature project to be released later this year," Microsoft said in statement issued to Polygon. "The project will be executive produced by Ridley Scott and Scott Free TV President, David Zucker. Sergio Mimica-Gezzan (‘Battlestar Galactica,' ‘Pillars of the Earth,' ‘Heroes') will direct."

According to the Wrap, the involved companies are considering Prison Break creator Paul Scheuring to write the digital feature. The latest project is separate from the 343 Industries and Steven Spielberg Halo live-action TV series collaboration that was announced during the Xbox One reveal last year.

03 Apr 03:23

Doctor Who's Weeping Angels Need A Survival Horror Game Like This

by Lauren Davis
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hi Russian Sledges

Remember when Doctor Who's Weeping Angels were new and the phrase "Don't blink" would send shivers up your spine? This first-person video recaptures the terror of those not-so-stony statues.

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03 Apr 01:58

Report: 58% Of World’s Japanese Speakers White 23-Year-Old American Males

WASHINGTON—Following a comprehensive two-year linguistic survey, a report published Wednesday in the academic journal Language revealed that 58 percent of Japanese speakers worldwide are 23-year-old white men from the United States.






03 Apr 01:53

Oracle’s Java Cloud Service open to code execution hacks, researchers warn

by Dan Goodin

Researchers have released technical details and attack code for 30 security issues affecting Oracle's Java Cloud Service. Some of the issues make it possible for attackers to read or modify users' sensitive data or to execute malicious code, the researchers warned.

Poland-based Security Explorations typically withholds such public airings until after any vulnerabilities have been fixed to prevent them from being exploited maliciously. The researchers broke from that tradition this week after Oracle representatives failed to resolve issues including bypasses of the Java security sandbox, bypasses of Java whitelisting rules, the use of shared WebLogic server administrator passwords, and the availability of plain-text use passwords stored in some systems.

"The company openly admits it cannot promise whether it will be communicating resolution of security vulnerabilities affecting their cloud data centers in the future," Adam Gowdiak, CEO of Security Explorations said. The security research firm is the same one that has discovered a host of extremely severe vulnerabilities in Oracle's Java software framework, some of which have been exploited in the wild to surreptitiously install malware on end-user computers.

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03 Apr 01:53

An Astronaut And His Robot Companion Are Photobombed By A Watery Planet

by Robert T. Gonzalez

An Astronaut And His Robot Companion Are Photobombed By A Watery Planet

Commander Koichi Wakata poses before a Cupola window aboard the International Space Station. The Canadarm2's Latching End Effector looks on from the other side of the glass. Meanwhile, in the background, Earth hangs almost modestly, all but obscured by the photo's fore- and middleground subjects.

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03 Apr 01:51

White House objects to Samsung selfie - iAfrica.com


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Baseball star David Ortiz with US President Barack Obama, taken with a Samsung Galaxy Note 3. The White House warned on Thursday against using President Barack Obama's image for commercial gain, after a top baseball star snapped a "selfie" with the ...
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03 Apr 01:42

hanlon "responds" to sit-in, cannot define white supremacy - YouTube

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#q4u 8m30s

“President Hanlon, are you opposed to white supremacy?"
"You know, I don’t… I wouldn’t.. you know… I wouldn’t know what that term meant. I’d have to understand deeply what that term meant."
"Are you willing to do your homework and find out what it means?"
Well, you know, I think [unintelligible] a value statement, you know, I’ll let you interpret that… So again, I challenge you to take a more constructive approach.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTsI0Y1q78Y#t=510

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03 Apr 01:41

The playbook: why Amazon's Fire TV is a guaranteed hit

by David Pierce
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'Amazon’s experience is equally useful: it studies people’s shopping and usage habits, and gives buyers both space and incentive to report what they like and dislike. Its focus group is the entire industry, and it collects data before ever building a prototype. Amazon’s customer reviews said the Roku was slow; the Fire TV is fast. Customers complained about searching with a remote; the Fire TV’s flagship feature is the ability to find things to watch using your voice. Amazon doesn’t have to guess what people want, it just has to wait for others to get it wrong.'

Amazon is in the hits business. The company never reveals specific sales numbers for its Kindle and Kindle Fire products except in words like "best-selling," but Amazon sells tablets and ebook readers in the millions. Starting today, it probably has a third hit on its hands: the Fire TV, its new media streamer. And that’s no accident.

At $99, Amazon’s new set-top box will compete with devices like Apple TV, Roku, and Google’s Chromecast to be the gadget consumers use while cuddled up on the couch in front of their big flatscreen. On one hand it’s an obvious move: Amazon has thrust huge resources behind its streaming video service, which is of course the primary method of consumption on the Fire TV, and the company has always said that it makes money not when you buy a device, but when you use it (to buy things from Amazon).

Of course, lots of tech companies want to be the one selling you movies, songs, and TV shows. But Amazon has a huge advantage. Even as it presented the new device inside a faux living room in New York City, Amazon made clear why it’s building the Fire TV: it’s seen that everyone wants to buy a set-top box, it knows not everyone is happy with the one they bought, and it has plentiful data on exactly why. There lies opportunity.

Amazon knows both what people buy and how they feel about it

Amazon doesn’t innovate by crafting new product categories, like Apple does. It also doesn’t make much money selling its hardware. Instead, it takes all the data it gathers as the world’s biggest online retailer, breaks down exactly what’s available and what consumers want, then produces a piece of hardware that it can sell cheaply in order to bring consumers into its ecosystem. Just as Netflix created House of Cards to satisfy the particular tastes of its viewers, Amazon made the Fire TV because millions of buyers are already looking for it. To understand the Fire TV is to take one glance at Amazon’s best-selling electronics list: two Roku models, Google’s Chromecast, and the Apple TV are the only non-Amazon devices in the top ten. The world’s largest online retailer just took on all three.

If the device gets to scale (it’s already number one on the best-seller list), Amazon will make money by using the Fire TV to sell everything else. That’s how it’s always done things. "We have a philosophy that we try to price our devices as close to break-even as we possibly can," says Kindle VP Dave Limp. "If they put it in a drawer, we’ve not benefited at all." Once the consumer has a Fire TV in their living room, he says, "somebody might by à la carte content, movies, TV shows. Somebody might sign up for Prime... we want to be really aligned with the customer that we only make money when they use our products, not when they buy them."

All three of Amazon’s hardware product categories follow this strategy, particularly its tablets. Amazon enters a growing but immature market, sells good devices essentially at cost, markets them aggressively across its site (especially on the all-powerful homepage), and reaps the benefit when customers use them to buy other things from Amazon. With the Fire TV, which puts the Prime Video experience front and center as no Kindle device ever has, it's potentially a more lucrative idea than ever.

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This sort of inside-out production isn’t without precedent. Years ago, before Samsung was a household name in consumer electronics, it was a key manufacturer of the internals for smartphones and tablets. The Korean titan learned the business from the inside out, and mastered the supply chain in an effort to make phones cheaper and more efficiently. Amazon’s experience is equally useful: it studies people’s shopping and usage habits, and gives buyers both space and incentive to report what they like and dislike. Its focus group is the entire industry, and it collects data before ever building a prototype. Amazon’s customer reviews said the Roku was slow; the Fire TV is fast. Customers complained about searching with a remote; the Fire TV’s flagship feature is the ability to find things to watch using your voice. Amazon doesn’t have to guess what people want, it just has to wait for others to get it wrong.

Amazon doesn’t have to guess what people want, it just has to wait for others to get it wrong

Limp says that Amazon’s been watching the set-top box market for a while, and that the company’s involvement started by identifying the problem. "We talked about the playing field, and one of the filters we use internally is ‘do we want to use the boxes that are there?’ And then we went out and talked to customers as well, and they were frustrated." Putting the pieces together from there was easy. "We had the product in the labs for a long time, but as we started — as those dominoes started falling, as we started solving each one of those problems, I’d say about 18 months ago or so, we started feeling like we had a product. When you put it in your own house — and at this time they were still early versions of this — we just went ‘gosh, I want that.’"

There was a checklist for success, and Amazon followed it to the letter. And if the Fire TV isn’t what you want? Well, Amazon will happily keep selling you a Chromecast or Roku. Or a PlayStation or Xbox, for that matter. "We think [the Fire TV] is the best one out there," Limp says. "But that doesn’t mean people won’t buy other ones. There are other ones at different price points, there’s lots of selection, and we’ll see." And the best thing about being Amazon is that no matter how it shakes out, no matter which one you buy, Amazon wins.

Ben Popper contributed to this report.

03 Apr 01:41

Yahoo now encrypting traffic from its data centers, and plans to encrypt Messenger too

by Josh Lowensohn

Yahoo is one of the many technology companies demanding reforms on US surveillance laws, and now says it's taken additional security measures to protect data it handles. Today the company announced that it's been encrypting traffic from its data centers since the beginning of this week, and plans to add encryption to additional services like Yahoo Messenger. That's on top of existing measures that let web users access secured versions of its various properties like Yahoo News, Sports, and Finance.


""Our goal is to encrypt our entire platform.""Hundreds of Yahoos have been working around the clock over the last several months to provide a more secure experience for our users and we want to do even more moving forward," wrote Alex Stamos, Yahoo's chief information security officer in a blog post today. "Our goal is to encrypt our entire platform for all users at all time, by default."

In a meeting with reporters today, Stamos — who joined Yahoo three weeks ago — did not specifically call out the National Security Agency by name, but made it clear that revelations about NSA spying led directly to Yahoo's move toward more encryption. "The impetus for the huge push is obviously government revelations," Stamos told reporters. "The side effect is that the protections we're putting in place protect in a lot of different scenarios."

"The huge push is obviously government relations."

Yahoo was one of eight companies including Google, Facebook, Apple, and others that called on the US government for reforms to the NSA in December. That request came amid heightened interest in revelations of NSA surveillance programs on US citizens. Encrypting everything makes that scenario more difficult, though Stamos warned that the system is not foolproof.

"It's true that if there's any individual that's being targeted by a top-tier nation state, they're probably going to find a way. But that's very different from being able to keep track of the email and browsing habits of millions of people at the same time," Stamos said. "Anything we can do to protect users from non-targeted, widespread surveillance is our duty, and that's why we're trying to do."

Casey Newton contributed to this report.

03 Apr 01:41

Throwing K-Cups In Glass Houses

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'Can you blame people for enjoying a simple, automatic, one-button system, considering the alternatives that we keep making ever more complicated, fussy, and demanding of their time and technique?'

'And then our fancy coffeeshops brew our fancy coffee into a disposable paper cup, usually wrapped in a disposable paper insulator, and topped with a disposable plastic lid — but not before many customers add sugar from a paper packet and stir it with a disposable stick of plastic or wood.

Maybe we’d get some of the Keurig fans to use our methods if we weren’t so pretentious, wasteful, expensive, and inaccessible ourselves.

Maybe we need to tone down our obsession on the hand-crafted, hand-made, artisanal, and ritual. Sorry, your coffee isn’t an artisanal ritual. Making great coffee is not inherently romantic, noble, or even difficult. There’s nothing wrong with using a $30 French press, a $25 plastic plunger, or a $35 cold-brew basin in the boring, simple, as-directed ways. Plenty of people don’t have burr grinders and are perfectly fine with the spinning-blade ones. Your kettle doesn’t even need to look like a beehive.'

Courtney shared this story from Marco.org:
"Your kettle doesn’t even need to look like a beehive." Beautiful.

People keep sending me this article and its derivatives, derivatives, looking down on Keurig and other single-cup one-button brew systems that serve mediocre, stale coffee to people who don’t care about coffee quality to the ridiculous degree that “we” do.

While throwing away a little plastic cup for each brewed cup of coffee from these systems is indeed wasteful and should be an environmental concern, let’s not rush to judge.


Photo by Clint McMahon

We’re the ones who have made drip coffee, something that was cheap, easy, and available to everyone, everywhere, immediately for decades, into an ever fancier, more time-consuming, more expensive, and more exclusive obsession over gear and technique.


Photo by Gabe Rodriguez

We’re the ones who keep creating, replacing, Kickstarting, and spending top dollar on ever-more-specialized equipment, even when it differs from established products only in arbitrary or purely decorative ways that have no discernable effect on the actual coffee (except maybe prolonging the process of making it).

We’re the ones who obsess over every little detail of brewing technique as if they matter much more than they really do, making good coffee ever more alienating and confusing to casual coffee drinkers who don’t have time to study and fuss over it as much as we do.


Photo by Pål-Kristian Hamre

Can you blame people for enjoying a simple, automatic, one-button system, considering the alternatives that we keep making ever more complicated, fussy, and demanding of their time and technique?


Photo by Mathieu Thouvenin

The alternative that we present sends a clear message: “We are cool, this is fancy, and your coffee is crap.”

The latter is true, but at what cost?


Photo by David Lytle

We certainly pay for it. Not only is our fancy coffee much more expensive than regular automatic drip at retail, but we also pay massively in our time, and we ask the public to do the same. That’s why specialty coffee shops often have a huge line: it takes much longer to make an individual pour-over cup than almost any other well-known method of making hot coffee except a siphon brew.


Photo by Jonathan McIntosh

Our methods aren’t environmentally sound, either. We’re not throwing away a little plastic cartridge with each cup we brew, but we’re often throwing away big paper filters with each one. We’re almost certainly heating the water less efficiently, and often to a higher temperature, than any automatic brewer.


Photo by Munir Squires

And then our fancy coffeeshops brew our fancy coffee into a disposable paper cup, usually wrapped in a disposable paper insulator, and topped with a disposable plastic lid — but not before many customers add sugar from a paper packet and stir it with a disposable stick of plastic or wood.

Maybe we’d get some of the Keurig fans to use our methods if we weren’t so pretentious, wasteful, expensive, and inaccessible ourselves.

Maybe we need to tone down our obsession on the hand-crafted, hand-made, artisanal, and ritual. Sorry, your coffee isn’t an artisanal ritual. Making great coffee is not inherently romantic, noble, or even difficult. There’s nothing wrong with using a $30 French press, a $25 plastic plunger, or a $35 cold-brew basin in the boring, simple, as-directed ways. Plenty of people don’t have burr grinders and are perfectly fine with the spinning-blade ones. Your kettle doesn’t even need to look like a beehive.

Our obsession with gear and “rituals” is only distracting them — and us — from the real problem: old, mediocre, or badly roasted beans.

We’ll only fix the real problem and get more people back to our side if we drop the pretention, ritualization, and gear obsession and recognize why so many people opt out of our fancy coffee methods and into Keurig’s.

03 Apr 01:39

Game dev seeks Kickstarter funds for no game in particular

by Colin Campbell
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I guess Patreon wasn't going to cut it somehow?

Game developer Henry Smith has launched an experimental Kickstarter, that asks backers to allow him to make non-specific free games for the next year.

Described as a "patronage" scheme, the maker of the award-winning Spaceteam said he wants to spend the next year creating free games for everyone, not just backers. Called The Spaceteam Admiral's Club, it is seeking $80,000 in funding.

"The Spaceteam Admiral's Club is an experimental Kickstarter campaign, not about one specific game, but about patronage, with a goal of directly supporting me so I can keep making free games for a whole year," he explained. "I'm working on two new games, Blabyrinth and Shipshape, but I don't know exactly how things are going to change, which is part of the fun."

Spaceteam (below) is a "co-operative shouting game" for mobile devices, winner of the Indiecade 2013 Interactive Award and IGF Finalist.

"If we make this campaign a success then I think this model could work sustainably for other indies as well," added Smith, who has previously worked at BioWare and Irrational Games. "It could bring more innovation and diversity to the industry, and create meaningful relationships between people who play games and people who make them."

03 Apr 01:37

Protesters block gates at Villawood | The Australian

by gguillotte
PROTESTERS have formed a blockade in front of the Villawood Immigration Detention Centre in Sydney to stop the transfer of asylum seekers to a remote centre in Western Australia.
03 Apr 01:37

Emoji invades Twitter on the web

by Sam Byford
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not april fools

The increasingly ubiquitous picture characters known as emoji have broken into a whole new frontier — Twitter on the web. Twitter has designed its own character set for web tweets, allowing for a much-improved experience across platforms; until now, emoji support was limited to Twitter apps on systems with the characters built in, like Android, iOS, or OS X.

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The new emoji aren't yet fully compatible with embedded tweets, however. On Windows, each character appears as a blank square unless you click through to the tweet itself, and other platforms display their regular set. Still, the expansion to the standard web should result in a lot fewer tweets that appear confusingly devoid of emotion.

03 Apr 01:35

Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body

by Mallory Ortberg
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“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

Courtney shared this story from The ToastThe Toast:
Decades in the fanfic erotica trenches make this the funniest thing I have read possibly ever.

erotica pen“They mutually thrashed their softest, most vulnerable parts about in a horrifying normal attempt to seek pleasure at the other’s expense.”

“Their mouths, which mere minutes before had been employed in the process of demolishing and ingesting various foodstuffs, were now jammed up damply against one another while still being used for breathing, which must have been more than a little uncomfortable.”

“Bits of one jammed into bits of the other, dangerously close to some of the weakest and most important internal organs.”

“With absolutely no regard for personal space, the two of them created an unnecessary amount of friction, generating sweat in the process.”

“Some sort of gel emerged.”

“One sat upon the other, like furniture that sneaks inside of your body.”

“Her genitals engulfed his for some arcane purpose.”

“One of them put their teeth-cave directly over the other’s fleshiest appendage, but did not bite it.”

“His genitals emerged from his body with no protection whatever, so that any passing bird could have easily swooped down and carried them off in its beak.”

“They licked one another as if they were food, but they were not food.”

“Jostling occurred for an extended period of time, then silence.”

“Together they put all of their clothes in a pile on the floor, where the dog lives.”

“They writhed together like a Chinese finger trap.”

Read more Erotica Written By An Alien Pretending Not To Be Horrified By The Human Body at The Toast.

03 Apr 01:26

The teen girl Im mentoring is typing away in Twine while...

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The teen girl I’m mentoring is typing away in Twine while I stare out the window on stand by in case she needs help (she doesn’t)

03 Apr 00:21

How I Survived The 33-Hour Flight From Hell | Lifehacker Australia

by gguillotte
We walked off the plane and Cathay staff were there handing out letters of apology with $HK1000 ($A120) attached for our trouble. I grabbed my updated boarding pass for the flight back to Sydney and spent the next few hours deciding whether or not I could get back on a 777.
02 Apr 23:49

paizo.com - Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide (PFRPG)

by gguillotte
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still not sure whether this is April Fuck You or not, even with the whole alien technology adventure path on the slate

Ever wondered how a laser gun would function in a world full of magic and traditional fantasy weaponry? Look no farther than the Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Technology Guide!
02 Apr 23:47

There are always exceptions to the rules...

by noreply@blogger.com (Jeffery Diduch)
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via multitasksuicide

Part of our business is making made-to-measure clothing. We have a library of patterns to which almost two hundred alterations can be done to account for size, posture, preference, etc. The alterations are pretty comprehensive but there are limitations and parameters. The pattern can only be stretched so far before you have to draft something from scratch, not something that is generally done in the industry because of the amount of time involved in getting a draft trued and production-ready. Today we hit some of those limits.

The lady who is in charge of the blue pencil department (the department that applies the alterations to the patterns before the garments are cut) came to see me with a problem. A client had requested some alterations which were well outside the usual limits. By several multiples. Shorten sleeves by six inches, shorten the coat five inches. And so on. I sent her to see my boss, our president. His answer, as expected, was a very firm NO. We would not be able to accommodate these requests.

Some time later he came to see me, his tone softened.

"About that pattern", he said.

"It seems the customer in question is a thirteen year-old boy. And he has leukemia. Make this boy his suit."

And with that, I will get to work on a new pattern.
02 Apr 23:46

#5543: taking a shit in a paper bag

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02 Apr 23:45

Ephemeral Apps

by schneier
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via A

Ephemeral messaging apps such as Snapchat, Wickr and Frankly, all of which advertise that your photo, message or update will only be accessible for a short period, are on the rise. Snapchat and Frankly, for example, claim they permanently delete messages, photos and videos after 10 seconds. After that, there's no record.

This notion is especially popular with young people, and these apps are an antidote to sites such as Facebook where everything you post lasts forever unless you take it down—and taking it down is no guarantee that it isn't still available.

These ephemeral apps are the first concerted push against the permanence of Internet conversation. We started losing ephemeral conversation when computers began to mediate our communications. Computers naturally produce conversation records, and that data was often saved and archived.

The powerful and famous -- from Oliver North back in 1987 to Anthony Weiner in 2011 -- have been brought down by e-mails, texts, tweets and posts they thought private. Lots of us have been embroiled in more personal embarrassments resulting from things we've said either being saved for too long or shared too widely.

People have reacted to this permanent nature of Internet communications in ad hoc ways. We've deleted our stuff where possible and asked others not to forward our writings without permission. "Wall scrubbing" is the term used to describe the deletion of Facebook posts.

Sociologist danah boyd has written about teens who systematically delete every post they make on Facebook soon after they make it. Apps such as Wickr just automate the process. And it turns out there's a huge market in that.

Ephemeral conversation is easy to promise but hard to get right. In 2013, researchers discovered that Snapchat doesn't delete images as advertised; it merely changes their names so they're not easy to see. Whether this is a problem for users depends on how technically savvy their adversaries are, but it illustrates the difficulty of making instant deletion actually work.

The problem is that these new "ephemeral" conversations aren't really ephemeral the way a face-to-face unrecorded conversation would be. They're not ephemeral like a conversation during a walk in a deserted woods used to be before the invention of cell phones and GPS receivers.

At best, the data is recorded, used, saved and then deliberately deleted. At worst, the ephemeral nature is faked. While the apps make the posts, texts or messages unavailable to users quickly, they probably don't erase them off their systems immediately. They certainly don't erase them from their backup tapes, if they end up there.

The companies offering these apps might very well analyze their content and make that information available to advertisers. We don't know how much metadata is saved. In SnapChat, users can see the metadata even though they can't see the content and what it's used for. And if the government demanded copies of those conversations -- either through a secret NSA demand or a more normal legal process involving an employer or school -- the companies would have no choice but to hand them over.

Even worse, if the FBI or NSA demanded that American companies secretly store those conversations and not tell their users, breaking their promise of deletion, the companies would have no choice but to comply.

That last bit isn't just paranoia.

We know the U.S. government has done this to companies large and small. Lavabit was a small secure e-mail service, with an encryption system designed so that even the company had no access to users' e-mail. Last year, the NSA presented it with a secret court order demanding that it turn over its master key, thereby compromising the security of every user. Lavabit shut down its service rather than comply, but that option isn't feasible for larger companies. In 2011, Microsoft made some still-unknown changes to Skype to make NSA eavesdropping easier, but the security promises they advertised didn't change.

This is one of the reasons President Barack Obama's announcement that he will end one particular NSA collection program under one particular legal authority barely begins to solve the problem: the surveillance state is so robust that anything other than a major overhaul won't make a difference.

Of course, the typical Snapchat user doesn't care whether the U.S. government is monitoring his conversations. He's more concerned about his high school friends and his parents. But if these platforms are insecure, it's not just the NSA that one should worry about.

Dissidents in the Ukraine and elsewhere need security, and if they rely on ephemeral apps, they need to know that their own governments aren't saving copies of their chats. And even U.S. high school students need to know that their photos won't be surreptitiously saved and used against them years later.

The need for ephemeral conversation isn't some weird privacy fetish or the exclusive purview of criminals with something to hide. It represents a basic need for human privacy, and something every one of us had as a matter of course before the invention of microphones and recording devices.

We need ephemeral apps, but we need credible assurances from the companies that they are actually secure and credible assurances from the government that they won't be subverted.

This essay previously appeared on CNN.com.