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facts-i-just-made-up: Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of...
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
Go Home Mars Rock, You’re Drunk! (Interplanetary Rock Makes Selfie) [Greg Laden's Blog]
Look at the rock on the right, and the lack of rock on the left. (Our left.) It is being reported that this jelly-donut size rock appeared out of nowhere on the Martian surface between photographs.
There are several possible explanations for this.
1) It grew there.
2) It was ejected from a steam vent or something and flew there.
3) This is what a Martian looks like. It will eventually move on.
4) The robot that took the first picture tossed the rock up while driving by.
5) It is a jelly donut.
6) The rock was placed there to cover up a footprint.
What do you think?
I love it when stuff like this happens.
nekopolitan-ice-cream: lifeuncommon: -“With this diagram, I...
-“With this diagram, I want to demonstrate that ‘natural’ products are usually more complicated than anything we can create in the lab…I want to erode the fear that many people have of ‘chemical’, and demonstrate that nature evolves compounds, mechanisms and structures far more complicated and unpredictable than anything we can produce in the lab.”
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polymathema: thebaconsandwichofregret: urgh! fucking gamer...
urgh! fucking gamer guys! I bet he doesn’t even know how to turn it on
the ps4 is laying next to a maybe naked nathan fillion im p. sure it’s already turned on
theleftsideofmyroom: Terry Pratchett gave me unrealistic expectations of footnotes
Terry Pratchett gave me unrealistic expectations of footnotes
zemmer: more benefits to being a cat loved at any weight its not weird if you’re awake in the...
more benefits to being a cat
- loved at any weight
- its not weird if you’re awake in the middle of the night
- people believe you when you say the gender of a cat no matter what it looks like
- no one judges you for not showering or leaving the house
- you can just leave in the middle of an interaction
- no deadlines or bills
- not expected to wear clothing
- not cold if naked
- if you do wear clothing you will be considered 500% cute no matter what
- cute whiskers
- tail
- super flexible
tatianamaslnay: rexuality: if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m...
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious