Maximize the number of pissed people in the world via donation
Every time my catholic godmother brings up the gross, awful, anti-choice “pregnancy crisis center” she runs I donate another $10 to an abortion fund in her name.
I *strongly* recommend antagonistic altruism both as a way to do good things to help people who need it and to get that sweet, smug revenge on assholes in your life.
Spite is a powerful force in this world, wield it for maximum good.
Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have
This would kill me.
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
When you stop petting your cat and it does the thing.
This is pretty nifty
I want one.
Avengers + Shirts
Yeah at first I was only going to do Vision but then I was like “Fuck it” and decided to do all the Avengers because why not