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03 Dec 14:52

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“Ellie Mae, the toy schnauzer, from Columbia Heights is seen here enjoying a beautiful day at Gravelly Point Park.”

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“More chicks from Takoma Park.”

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“Noni of Petworth, a pit mix alum of WHS, gearing up for her first kayak adventure on the Potomac”

03 Dec 14:51

Right Proper Brew Pub Hoping to Open Dec. 10th in Shaw – a Pre-Preview

by Prince Of Petworth

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624 T Street, NW

Now I’m not one who gets easily excited by new… ok, just kidding, I get very excited about new openings all the time. Having said that Right Proper is the real freaking deal. I believe this has the potential to be the coolest thing to come to Shaw since Duke Ellington used to hang out here. And I’ll be honest, I meet a lot of nice people opening places. A few are a bit douchey but the vast majority are extremely nice. The guys behind Right Proper are the nicest of the nice. It’s hard to explain, and you’ll get it immediately when you meet them, but they just have a genuineness and kindness without pretense that makes you want to route for them. And the fact that this is a brew pub makes me want to route for them even more. Fortunately as you’ll soon see from the photos – they don’t need my routing – this place is already awesome and it’s opening December 10th (if all goes according to plan, knock wood, knock wood.)

We will revisit when all is cleaned up but this will give you a taste of the space. There is room for 155. When you walk in you’ll see a small bar, another small then in the back a large bar with a view into the brewing area. There will be 6 right proper brews and two guest taps that will rotate. And you can buy beer to go! And murals. And awesome details. Well have a look:

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brew pub bar

Lots more photos after the jump.

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front bar facing front, at very front you can buy beer to go in growlers

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growlers

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front bar facing back

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oldest remaining wall from 1910, Originally a pool hall where Duke Ellington used to sneak into and play Jazz

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murals in progress from Patrick Owens who used to do the awesome chalkboard art for Bourbon.

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a taste of more details to come

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future badass table

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where the magic happens

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behind the scenes cold room

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apple brandy barrel for some future brews

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awesome

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03 Dec 14:51

How To Save Thanksgiving: It's Fingo!

by Evelyn Everlady
by Evelyn Everlady

Every family has its fair share of lunatics, alcoholics, weirdos, smug hippies, right wingers, racists and garden variety assholes (to paraphrase Tolstoy). And nothing exacerbates everybody’s awfulness and passive aggressive—and aggressive aggressive—behavior like a family gathering. With Thanksgiving just a few Xanax away, and in the the spirit of the holiday season, I’d like to share a secret family recipe that has nothing to do with food.

Fingo—that’s Family Bingo, of course—is a game that’ll save your next family function. Or, at the very least, it will make things a lot more interesting. Here’s what you’ll need in order to play it.

1. At least two other members of your family that you are on fairly good terms with who also know all the characters involved.

2. Enough extended family and in-laws to make things interesting.

3. Someone who knows how to make and send around Excel spreadsheets. (Thanks, Dad!)

Then you and your fellow Fingo players make a list of 25 predictive bad behaviors that could possibly/probably be acted out by the rest of your relatives. This might initially seem like a lot! But start thinking back: all those wedding and funerals and graduations and past Thanksgiving and Christmases—I’m guessing you’ll have no trouble. I suggest a healthy mix of easy ones (Uncle Jack gets drunk), some specific ones (Aunt Judy gets a "migraine" and disappears upstairs to take a nap) and a couple of curveballs for fun (predicting who will get into the biggest fight and what subject they fight about tends to always work).

Then you nominate someone with the best computer skills to make your Fingo card. (Example above, and downloadable version below.) We do a classic five across/five down and then scramble the order around for every player, so that everyone has an individual Fingo card with each action in a different order.

Email it to everyone who is playing so they can sneak glances at it on their phones from time to time. The winner is the one who gets five in a row in any direction: across, up, diagonal.

The first time we played, my father suggested, "And the phrase we can use in public, when announcing a 'BINGO,' I propose to be 'By the way, IN regard to ____, I've got to GO ____ it.' Should be easy to work into our conversations.” Unsurprisingly, this didn’t work. I know, because I was the winner and I giddily (and somewhat drunkenly) ran up up to each of my fellow players, scream-whispering, "I GOT IT. FINGOOOOOOO. NAILED IT."

It’s up to you if you want there to be a prize involved. When I won my sister took a picture of me triumphantly holding up my iPhone with the winning board and made it into a coffee mug. I’ve never looked happier. Winning—and surviving—should really be enough.

Here's a Google spreadsheet: you can download it as an excel file, or copy and paste into your own spreadsheet. "Enjoy" your holidays.





No one should ask Evelyn Everlady—or any lady! Or actually anyone, really!—why she's single this Thanksgiving. You keep your drunk mouth shut!

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03 Dec 14:49

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The Quokka

omg you happy little baby

Do you want to see my quokka impression

03 Dec 14:48

Arlington Pet of the Week: Severus

by ARLnow.com
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Our Arlington Pet of the Week on this Thanksgiving eve has a very long name.

Severus “The Percolator” Monk Omar Scarface was adopted from the Animal Welfare League of Arlington and is a walking and purring cornucopia of cultural references. Here’s what Severus’ owner, Erin, had to say about him:

Severus is a cat of many names, but most humans just call him Sev. His full name is Severus “The Percolator” Monk Omar Scarface. A breakdown of his name includes: Severus, after, you guessed it!, the infamous Slyerian Headmaster Severus Snape (he even sports the House colors): “The Percolator” after his brewing coffee purr; Monk after the famous OCD TV detective (Severus is particularly fearful of plastic bags and freezers), and Omar/Scarface due to the scar he has on his nose from before the adoption. Extra points if you can guess which TV show the name Omar comes from! (Hint: filmed in Baltimore, MD, where Severus’ mom went to college)

Being such a literary and cultured cat, it’s hard for Severus to keep up with all the Arlington pawparazzi, particularly since his dark black coat makes picture-taking difficult. Good thing his bright green eyes and fat cheeks make him the region’s most photogenic feline! Most everyone who meets Severus thinks he’s a dog in cat’s clothing. He meows incessantly, sits at the door waiting every time you come home, licks your face to wake you up in the morning, and loves his walks outside (but always with a leash). He’s a cat of many seasons, but his favorite is springtime, when he can stare out the window and meow at squirrels and lizards. His second favorite season would be winter, where he not only gets to wear his favorite hooded sweater, but also gets his yearly rabies vaccine (health is Severus’ top priority!)

Severus meows that he would like to thank ARLnow for keeping his mom informed of all the local news, his red dot laser pointer (he’ll catch you one of these days!), his adoption home Arlington Welfare League of Arlington, and his fellow cat and dog nominees.

The Arlington Pet of the Week is sponsored by Dogma Bakery, which has locations at The Village at Shirlington (2772 S. Arlington Mill Drive) and the Lee Harrison Shopping Center (2445 N. Harrison Street).

Want your pet to be considered for the Arlington Pet of the Week? Email office@arlnow.com with a 2-3 paragraph bio and at least 3-4 horizontally-oriented photos of your pet. Each week’s winner receives a $25 Dogma gift card.

03 Dec 14:48

Hilltop Bar and Restaurant Hoping to Open in January on Sherman Ave

by Prince Of Petworth
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Never leaving the block

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2737 Sherman Avenue, NW at Girard

A reader writes in asking about the progress at the Hilltop Bar and Restaurant coming to the corner of Girard and Sherman Ave, NW. I’m happy to share word from the owner who says they hope to finish up construction in December. Stand by for more details soon.

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03 Dec 03:13

'Nazi Shazam' Would Be A Good Name For A Band

by Alex Balk
by Alex Balk

"German police have developed a Shazam-like smartphone app that allows them to identify far-right rock songs by playing just a brief sample. It could make it harder for neo-Nazis to lure under-18s with music, which is seen as a 'gateway drug' into the scene."

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03 Dec 03:09

1870s Ford’s Theatre Picture Tells a Story

by Tom Cochran
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Worth reading for the story about the Leg shop

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Here is a fantastic old photograph of Ford’s Theatre that we’ve probably shared previously, but this time it’s extremely high resolution. Thanks to GoDCer Konetidy for sharing this with us via email.

Because this photo is so amazing, we’re kicking off a new category of posts called “Pictures Tell a Story” and will dig up relevant information from high quality photographs. These are the photos that we can’t stop staring at or studying, and it’s about time we do some digging into the stories of the pictures.

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Ford’s Theatre

Source: Library of Congress

The same angle today is quite a bit different on Google Street View.

Now, for a little close-up examination of the photo. Take a look at the one below. I wonder what these guys were thinking.

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two guys at Ford’s Theatre

Or how about this interesting photo? Either the blurry guy is being creepy, peering around the corner onto E Street, or it’s a little more benign and he was just walking around the corner when this photo was taken by Mathew Brady.

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guy on the corner

The most fascinating part of this photo for me is the store on the left at 521 10th Street. The store below was run by an Edward Kosack, originally a cabinet maker from Prussia born in 1821. Remember that this photo was taken about a decade after the Civil War, and countless wounded soldiers had come to Washington after the war. Many of those soldiers had their limbs amputated and were in need of prosthetic legs. Mr. Kosack had plenty of products to sell to his customers.

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Kosack’s legs

We found an interesting article in The Washington Post from October 4th, 1885 detailing Mr. Kosack’s business.

The curtain in the window of a little store on Tenth street is the vancas for a curious painting, representing a number of human legs artistically arranged. The legless passer is informed thereby that he can procure within a substitute almost equal to the support which nature had first given him.

A Post reporter opened the curtained door, and, passing through the store-room of the establishment, found himself in a small workshop which, in the twilight, seemed like the amputating-room of a hospital. Here and there through the dim light appeared human legs, taken off above or below the knee, while arranged neatly around the wall were curious shaped saws and murderous-looking augers of all sizes, besides a number of queer tools, the uses of which the beholder could only shudderingly guess.

In a few moments a stout, middle-aged man appeared. He spoke with a strong foreign accent, and his eyes and mouth, which lighted with a smile when particularly pleased, were those of an artist. This was Mr. Edward Kosack, the proprietor.

He lit the lamp, which revealed to his visitor legs of every description hung upon nails and strewn on the floor about him. There were wooden legs, iron legs, wire legs, nickel legs and leather legs; men’s, women’s and children’s legs; legs in the rough and raw material; old worn-out legs, which revealed their ghastly mechanism. and brand new legs, which looked so natural that you expected them each moment to get up and walk off.

“I suppose most of your customers have lost their legs in the war?” queried the reporter, as he accepted the proffered chair.

“Oh, no,” answered Mr. Kosack: “railroads and machinery have caused the loss of many more legs than the war. The fact that formerly an establishment like mine was only found in the large cities, while now most every town has its leg shop, is sufficient proof that our business has been greatly helped by the railroads.”

“What is the best material for an artificial leg?”

“I use wood altogether and consider it superior to any of the various substances which have been tried. Metallic legs are too heavy, and they are conductors of heat and cold, and leather, when subjected to friction makes the encased limb unbearably warm.”

“How about cork?”

“A cork leg is something I never saw, sir,” the expert answered with a smile. “Cork is used generally in France, I believe, for the bottom of the foot, and it could be used in filling the leg, but it would be impossible to make a leg of solid cork, because its texture is such that it would not hold the bolts and screws for the joints.” Here the speaker picked up a leg and exhibited the joints at the knee, ankle and toes, which seemed almost as perfect as in a natural leg.

“How much does a leg cost?”

“From $75 up. As good and serviceable a leg as a man need wear can be made for $75, but of course more comfort and better finish can be had at a greater cost.”

“How long will a leg last?”

“A good leg will last you five to ten years”–this in the indifferent, calculating tone of the Gravedigger in “Hamlet.” “Now, there is a man,” pointing to a leg hanging on the wall, “who will wear his leg ten years. The Government fixes the time at five years, as it allows its maimed soldiers a leg or an arm every five years or, if not needed, commutation for same at the rate of $75 for a leg and $50 for an arm. Some soldiers will wear a leg more than five years and some a good deal less. But if a man keeps sober and decently clean he will not need a new leg inside of eight or ten years. A wooden leg, however, must be kept clean and cleanly clothed as well as any other. The old style leg had to be oiled twice a week, and if not done by a mechanic the oil was apt to run up in the wood and loosen the bolts in the joints, but the leg I make now, which is after Jewett’s model with some improvements, requires oiling only twice a year. A colored woman here in town has worn a leg a long time. She came here in 1867, when I was a new hand working for the former firm and had not been allowed to try my hand at fitting a leg. The two men who were doing that work for the firm refused to fit the colored woman’s leg, and I asked permission to be allowed to do it, which was granted. I was successful, and I often see the woman now wearing that same leg.”

On March 15th, 1914 the Washington Post printed an article about Kosack purchasing the building at 519 10th St., next to his store. At the time, it was listed as the narrowest business structure known as the Tower building. A. E. McQueen sold the 10 foot wide building for $15,000.

Unfortunately, we weren’t able to dig up anything on the laundry store at 517 10th St. Below is the sign in front of it.

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Kimmell’s

And last, you’ll notice a couple buildings south of Ford’s Theatre is Central Dispensary.

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Central Dispensary

According to an article in The Washington Post on October 22nd, 1933, Central Dispensary was conceived in 1871 to give the city’s indigent sick access to general medical attention at little or no cost. Georgetown College donated use of two rooms in its building at 10th and E (pictured above). By May 1872, 511 patients had been treated with a total operating budget of $428. Four years later, in 1876, larger accommodations were required and they moved to 514 6th St. NW.

Click on the first photo at the top yourself to see what you can find.

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03 Dec 03:04

While discussing a recent breakup...

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02 Dec 22:29

From the Forum – Men Soliciting in Columbia Heights/Petworth

by Prince Of Petworth

Men Soliciting in Columbia Heights/Petworth:

“So tonight [Nov. 27] on my way home, for the second time this week, a man presumably tried to solicit me on my way home from the Petworth Metro. On Sunday night around 11 or 11:30, a car slowed to a stop shortly ahead of where I was walking. People double park on this street all the time, so I didn’t think much of it. I glanced over and he rolled down the window and motioned for me. It was dark and I honestly thought I knew the guy (and admittedly I sometimes do gullible things.) He asked where I was going and then if I wanted to go with him. He’d “take care of me” he says. I refuse and turn away and he offers me $100. I laughed at him and walked off. He immediately drove off. I didn’t feel unsafe, just skeeved and a little confused as to how that just happened. It was cold, I was bundled up, silly toboggan hat and all…what was he thinking?

Fast forward to tonight, I am walking down Quincy from Petworth metro again at about 12:15. About 2 blocks from the metro, a car slows to a stop next to me (different car, different guy) and honks. I turn my head and the guy motions for me. I keep walking and he pulls away. Again, I don’t feel unsafe, but don’t like this trend. I called 4th District and reported it, but I don’t know if it’ll do any good.

Both guys were in mid 90′s cars, one a blue or green Civic, the other a white Corolla(?), both appeared to be in their 40′s, medium complexion, perhaps Indian?

Just thought I would get the word out in case any other ladies are approached while on their way home at night. Please keep an eye out!”

You can see all forum topics and add your own here.

02 Dec 22:28

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

Romeo

“Romeo passed away after a brief but serious illness after 10 years with his owner. Romeo was smart and chatty and a champion snuggler. He will be deeply missed.”

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“Grover (Dracula) and Gertrude (devil) are ready for Halloween. Both are rescue rabbits who met while speed dating at a rabbit matchmaking. (Foggy Bottom)”

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“Simba soaks up the sun in Shaw.”

01 Dec 22:51

Panda Cub’s Name is Bao Bao, Will Go on Exhibit in January

by Prince Of Petworth

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Photo by Abby Wood, Smithsonian’s National Zoo

From the National Zoo:

“This is the day! Today, our panda cub gets her name. The ceremony, TODAY at 1 PM, is open to the public but space is limited. The cub herself will go on exhibit in early January.”

You can see the five panda cub name options here.

Updates when the name is announced.

It’s Bao Bao!!! Bao Bao means treasure or precious.

01 Dec 18:57

Cyclists stage London "Die-In" to protest traffic conditions and cyclist deaths

by Lloyd Alter
Over a thousand cyclists demand a safe cycling road network.
29 Nov 21:39

Artist cultivates magical microcosmic worlds with miniature bonsai trees

by Kimberley Mok
Built around tiny trees, this artist creates imaginary worlds that evoke a sense of magic and wonder.
28 Nov 21:44

Yann Arthus-Bertrand's 'Earth From Space' Book

by Satri

For some of us, it's already time to think about Christmas gifts. Here's a new nice 'geo' book released earlier this month, it's Yann Arthus-Bertrand's Earth from Space, which includes 150 breathtaking satellite images. Wired shares 12 satellite images from the book - worth taking a look.

The book description: "From space, Earth is a magnificent sight, splashed with vivid colors, patterns, textures, and abstract forms. Views from above can also provide telling information about the health of our planet. To help us understand the more than 150 breathtaking satellite photographs in Earth from Space, Yann Arthus-Bertrand, an aerial photographer and devoted environmental activist, discusses the impact of deforestation, urban sprawl, intensive farming, ocean pollution, and more. Using high-resolution imagery, we can monitor the evolution of vegetation around the Chernobyl nuclear disaster site, snow loss on Mount Kilimanjaro, and the health of migratory bird populations. Earth from Space’s compelling selection of satellite images raises important questions about our future, while also showcasing the planet’s beauty—leaving no doubt that it is something crucial to protect."

 

28 Nov 18:32

Local Lodges Fail To Meet The All-Important "Will Hookers Sleep There" Metric

by Alex Balk
28 Nov 18:31

Technology Makes You Puke

by Alex Balk
by Alex Balk

"If anything bolsters our instinctive revulsion to game-changing technology, it’s that so much of it makes us physically queasy."

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28 Nov 18:28

To his friend...

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27 Nov 13:17

Photo: The reddest dragonfly in the west. Literally.

by Jaymi Heimbuch
This vibrantly colored insect is native to western North America. It not only looks red hot, but it also prefers living around warm ponds or hot springs, making its name "flame skimmer" quite appropriate.
27 Nov 01:26

Goats Besweatered

by Alex Balk
27 Nov 01:26

Everyone Knows What Bitchiness Is

by Alex Balk
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This is totally helpful

by Alex Balk

"[McMaster University psychology professor Tracy] Vaillancourt has studied women’s aggression techniques for several years; in a 2011 study hilariously titled 'Intolerance of Sexy Peers,' she and her research partner Anachal Sharma recorded college-aged women’s reactions when they unexpectedly encountered a thin, blond woman in khakis and a plain t-shirt and then again when the same woman wore a mini-skirt, low-cut top, and tall black boots. Then they showed the footage to a group of other women and asked them to rate the level of 'bitchiness' in each reaction. (The term 'bitchy' is used in the study.) As Vaillancourt explains, 'when we called it "indirect aggression," none of our subjects knew what we were talking about. With "bitchy," we didn’t even have to explain it.'"

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27 Nov 01:06

Please Enjoy These Awesome Animal Faces

by Prince Of Petworth

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26 Nov 22:42

Your Afternoon Animal Fix

by Prince Of Petworth
V.w.verweij

DEXTER VON FRISCH

If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please shoot me an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and your neighborhood. Your photos will go into the queue (usually 3-4 weeks wait) and will be posted in the order I receive them. If you’ve already entered your pet and would like to do so again – that’s no problem – just space the entries out a bit.

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“I adopted this mackerel tabby kitten from the DC Human Society (NY Avenue) a little over a month ago, and she is doing great! 3.5 month old Kekei enjoys being brushed, playing with her toys, and checking out the view from her window perch.

“May I offer you a banana?”

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“BOB is an acronym for big orange bastard (but he’s actually very sweet) – approximately 10 year old orange tabby. William is a 3 year old basset hound”

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“This is my three year old Wheaten Terrier/Cavalier King Charles Spaniel mix Dexter von Frisch from Dupont Circle.”

26 Nov 01:46

Mealworm stuffing? Cricket pumpkin pie? Bugs meet Thanksgiving classics

by Margaret Badore
If you're bored with traditional Thanksgiving fare, here's an option for the truly adventurous: a side of insects.
26 Nov 00:53

Party People Will Invade Metro Bus For A Silent Disco

by Matt Cohen
Party People Will Invade Metro Bus For A Silent Disco Nope, this is not a PORTLANDIA sketch. This is actually happening. [ more › ]
    






24 Nov 22:04

Peecycling will fertilize the green roofs of Amsterdam

by Lloyd Alter
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It is just a peelot project, but it demonstrates what we should be doing everywhere: using this stuff instead of flushing it away.
24 Nov 22:03

Boost your productivity by getting a potted plant, say scientists

by Jaymi Heimbuch
Research has shown that having a few plants around your office space or work space has a restorative effect on your brain.
24 Nov 22:03

Pedia-Pod aims to "make kids feel like they're not in a hospital"

by Margaret Badore
This pediatric care unit showcases how sustainable and kid-friendly design can come together.
24 Nov 19:13

nprfreshair: TODAY is the 50th Anniversary of the beloved...



nprfreshair:

TODAY is the 50th Anniversary of the beloved classic Where the Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak.  First published in 1963, it has sold more than 16 million copies worldwide.

The New York Times obituary for Maurice Sendak calls Where the Wild Things Are “simultaneously genre-breaking and career-making,” describing Sendak as being “…widely considered the most important children’s book artist of the 20th century, who wrenched the picture book out of the safe, sanitized world of the nursery and plunged it into the dark, terrifying and hauntingly beautiful recesses of the human psyche.”

One of the most talked about interviews we’ve ever done was with Maurice Sendak in 2011 shortly before he died. Sendak reflects on love, loss, and celebrating life:

I have nothing now but praise for my life. I’m not unhappy. I cry a lot because I miss people. They die and I can’t stop them. They leave me and I love them more. … What I dread is the isolation. … There are so many beautiful things in the world which I will have to leave when I die, but I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.

And if you haven’t seen it yet, The New York Times did an amazing illustration to accompany our emotional interview with Sendak. 

This is not my academic work per se, but for the first anniversary of Sendak’s death, I wrote a poem about a nose to honor him, based on a quote from this beautiful, heartbreaking interview.  Now seems like a good time to repost it:

"A poem for Maurice"

I like to enter a room

Nose First

So that people can come to grips

With what they’re dealing with

The protuberance of a nose

Leading a face into a room

Says

“I am here to experience… something.

I am taking in this place

in a full, sensory

Olfactory way,

And if you had garlic pickles for lunch,

I am going to know about it.”

That kind of thing takes some getting used to.

But encountering a nose

is, in itself, an Unsettling Event.

You try to get to know someone,

and right there in the middle, between

“What’s your name?”

and

“Where are you from?”

is this presumptuous triangle

butting in with a story

about all the summer afternoons you didn’t listen to your mother

when she told you to put on sunscreen

and the time you lost at dodgeball in the fourth grade.

It’s a lot to put out there.

So I like to get it out of the way

first thing

So we can all move on.

Yes, that’s my nose.

Now, what’s for dinner?

 

24 Nov 00:51

Vice President Biden Checks Out Cappriotti’s Sandwich Shop

by Prince Of Petworth

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1800 M Street, NW

Thanks to a reader for sending:

“Ran into biden today at Capriotti’s grand opening.”