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01 Nov 21:19

It's not a Sunday unless you completely waste it and feel really sad around 8PM

by /u/Narksdog
07 Oct 08:02

Yes, America, Loretta Sanchez really did dab in the U.S. Senate debate

by /u/abe_bear
16 Sep 09:21

Still Game return date announced

by /u/williamthebloody1880
28 Jun 08:52

Girl who won first position in state exam arrested after she failed all the questions in confirmation test

by /u/imnotyourdad_ormom
29 May 07:19

v2.1/1.6 Beta Megathread

by /u/EDMods

v1.6 & v2.1 The Engineers Beta now live!

We will keep this thread updated with relevant information, links and discussion threads. General submissions about the beta will get removed and pointed towards this megathread. Discussions about certain features will most likely stay up due to the ease of discussing them in individual posts.

Is something missing on this list? Feel free to poke any of the moderators /u/SpyTec13, /u/StuartGT, /u/MagicBigfoot, /u/CMDR_Shazbot about updating this post in a comment below, or you can report your or any comment that should be included. Reporting is preferred!


General

The Engineers & Missions

Engineer's bases

Engineer's recipes

Outfitting

New commodities & materials

Improvements


Anything that could be made better? Report this thread and write why

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12 Jan 13:58

Slave tradding alternatives?

<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Guys I need some advice. With all this brouhaha going on recently with fehu and robigo and the ridiculous smuggling missions and the potential profit that can be earned. Color me intrigued but.... The slave trading man I really don&#39;t want to shuttle slaves around ( I am pledged to felcia ) from what I saw on YouTube it seems the smuggling is mostly slaves in these systems. The profit is making me say to hell with the Morales and go get rich dammit. The advice I need is it worth it for a federation flunkie to join the cash grab now do you think FD will address this or allow it to continue I mean I know fehu is the galactic boon dock far outside the bubble (not sure about robigo) so maybe the system math is right and honestly it seems like it would fall in line with economical aspect of it ( at least a general supply and demand ratio albeit backwards shouldn&#39;t you bring commodities into these systems because of the isolation?)</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted byaWeediot[link][10 comments]
08 Jan 13:45

Robert De Niro lifts Zac Efron in new poster for "Dirty Grandpa". Zac confirmed this wasn't faked at all. Keep in mind De Niro is 72.

07 Jan 13:14

A Happiness Experiment: Can You Make Every Day Feel Like Saturday?

by Mikael Cho

We’re happiest on Saturdays at 7:26pm—at least that’s what this survey found. Yet while the exact time of 7:26pm seems strange, there have been multiple studies to back up that people are generally happier on weekends. So how can we make the rest of our week that happy?

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04 Jan 11:27

Instantly Fix a Broken Zipper Pull With a Zip Tie

by Patrick Allan

If the pull tab on your zipper inexplicably snaps off, a zip tie can make a great replacement until you can find something more visually appealing.

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30 Dec 18:07

"150325", Yanjun Cheng, 2015

18 Dec 10:01

Deal with it... [Smash Bros]

12 Dec 13:21

The Impenetrable Goal of Scott Sterling

11 Dec 00:37

Feature Request: Nightvision / Infrared to navigate asteroid fields in the dark.

I have recently decided to move from trading to bounty hunting now that money is beginning to become less of a problem for me. As a result I spend a large amount of time navigating asteroid fields at speed. When it's in a ring system around a planet blocking the sun or around a brown dwarf it gets very, very dark.

I am puzzled on why this highly advanced interstellar spaceship does not have a night vision-esque feature Like we already have today. Maybe it could be a low level internal compartment?

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08 Dec 22:01

TIFU by getting a haircut

So, this happened yesterday. I went out to get my hair cut at a local chain store that I go to on a biweekly basis.

I don't usually request a specific stylist, so I log into the system and take my seat until I'm called by a girl that I've never seen before. I find out this is actually her 2nd day here. I pop a squat in the barber chair and we start to exchange pleasantries. She's quite cute and we are actually hitting it off very well (I know, it's her job to be pleasant). We talk about common interests an Christmas shopping comes up and she mentions how she needed to this job to afford gifts for her family.

So she finishes my cut and we go back for her to wash my hair. This is by far my favorite part of the whole experience. Getting your hair washed by a cute girl is probably the closest I ever come to feeling like those guys in the movies who have beautiful women feed them grapes. (Idk, the analogy fits in my mind). This girl goes all out. Perfect water temperature, massages my scalp AND my neck! I'm sitting here feeling absolutely amazing!

She finishes up, puts some product in my hair and I'm feeling really good about how I look and feel. This girl definitely earned her tip. We walk over to the register and I swipe my card and await the prompt on the screen to add the tip. My total comes to $16.20. $5.00 tip is more than fair, especially since she went all out with the head massage. I punch in my tip amount and immediately hit the confirm button. As I wait for my recept, I watch the girls eyes get huge and she looks at me in excitiment. She run from behind the counter and hugs me! I'm flabbergasted! She starts getting teary eyes and stumbles over herself to say "thank you" over and over. I'm thinkin, man, it's just 5 bucks, but I won't say no to a hug from a cute random girl.

She hands me my recept and I start to make my way to the door when I realize what had happened. When I punched in the 5.00, I accidentally hit the 0 an extra time... I tipped her $50.00 instead of $5.00. Shit. At this point I need to make a decision. Do I wreck this girls day by admitting I made a mistake, or do I just eat the $66.00 hair cut? I turn around and take another look at her. She's still so excited, looking close to tears. She's probably thinking she's so lucky that this guy just came in, sat in her chair, and just helped her make her Christmas a little bit better out of the kindness of his heart. I look at my recept again and sigh to myself. "Merry Christmas!" I turn and leave, leaving a little bit of Christmas spirit and a nice chunk of my bank account.

TL;DR accedently tipped my hair dresser $50.00 instead of $5.00. Didn't want to ruin her Christmas Spirit, let her keep it.

Edit: I'm male, stylist was female.

Edit2: Holy crap my inbox...

So to clear up a few things.

I've always gotten my hair washed after the cut. This helps wash away the hair clippings so you're not itching all day. I do my hair stylists a favor by washing my hair before each cut.

No I didn't shit on her chair.

I go to a Hair Cuttery. I like it there. People are nice and a cut is $20. $16.20 with military discount. I find it insane that people drop 50-100 every time they get a hair cut, but that's just me :)

As said above, I'm in the military, so I get my hair cut every two weeks.

Thanks for all the kind words and encouragement to attempt to go on a date with this hair dresser... if I can muster up the courage, I might, but I don't know if I want to rock the boat at a place I enjoy getting my hair cut. Also, I'm less than 8 months from moving, not sure if nows the time to start a relationship.

I'm really glad some people can get a nice story from this, and if I changed a few lives because of it, that's all the gratuity I need. I just want the world I live in to be a bit better.

The $50 would have gone to buying Fallout, but I'll be just fine picking it up after the new year.

Merry Christmas ya'll

One more Edit I promise.

Thank you all who are offering to purchase Fallout for me, I really do appreciate the offer, but there are plenty of other people who would really benefit from your generosity more so than me. You guys are awesome!

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08 Dec 21:08

[TIFU] 5,000LY Into My Journey Towards Sag A., And I Just Cracked My Canopy

I was being stupid flying too fast in super cruise and wanted to get a better view of a planet I was slingshoting around, and dove in head first instead. Canopy is cracked and compromised. Should I turn around now? Am I even going to make it back home? Or is a crack kinda like having your hull and modules hovering at around 88-93%? I'm in the ASP...

Edit: Screw it, I'm turning around and heading home... Maybe now that I'll have a few more million to toss around I'll go back to giving combat a try and maybe making the trip to Sag A in a Conda

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08 Dec 09:33

HYMN of the Elite Explorer

(To the tune of The Battle Hymn of the Republic)

 

I've seen the burning fires of a hundred pirate ships

I've made a modest fortune from a thousand trading trips

But I'm tired of all those minerals and slaves and microchips

My ship is flying on!

 

My heart was all a-pounding as I lifted off from Sol

In a ship with all the sensors and with no weapons at all

Left human space behind to answer Sagittarius' call

My ship keeps flying on!

 

I have flown next to a neutron star and been thrown out of cruise

The heat has fucked my systems up and I've lost a couple screws

I guess before I set off I should not have hit the booze

But still my ship flies on!

 

Off we go to Sagittarius!

Off we go to Sagittarius!

Off we go to Sagittarius!

My ship keeps flying on!

 

A couple days have passed now and I'm quite close to the core

I've seen some neutron stars, black holes, earthlikes and plenty more

I wonder what it is that Sagittarius has in store

My ship keeps marching on!

 

Off we go to Sagittarius!

Off we go to Sagittarius!

Off we go to Sagittarius!

My ship keeps flying on!

 

Finally! I've made it to the center of the - wait!

Interdiction detected? Are you fucking kidding mate?

My ship's been blown to pieces by HanSolo108

And all my data's gone!

 

Blown to bits at Sagittarius!

Blown to bits at Sagittarius!

Blown to bits at Sagittarius!

And all my data's gone!

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07 Dec 22:12

Best name description.

07 Dec 21:40

Mall Santa doing a great job talking with deaf girl about Christmas!

07 Dec 08:54

When Will The Lave Community Goal End?

I'm about 25,000Ly out in a 39.4Ly Anaconda, it'll take me about 4 days to get back, is it worth it? or should I just keep farming neutrons?

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26 Nov 17:30

EU referendum

24 Oct 22:09

I bet I can have pretty loud sex without offending the neighbors, as long as I play the Game of Thrones theme song first.

28 Sep 08:07

Britain Elects on Twitter - Remain 38% Leave 41%

23 Sep 11:15

After so many small companies I finally got an interview with a major advertising agency.

02 Jul 18:50

Stranded Woman Starts Forest Fire In Desperate Attempt To Get Help After Giving Birth In Woods: "What started out as a shortcut turned into a four day ordeal for a woman who was nine months pregnant and eventually gave birth while lost in the Plumas National Forest."

07 Jun 19:53

Coney Island Dog and Bacon Cheese Fries

13 May 18:26

Tencent Beats With Q1 Sales Of $3.6B, $1.1B Profit On Strong Games And Video Ads

by Jon Russell
tencent Growth in revenue from games and advertising on mobile helped Chinese internet giant Tencent beat analyst expectations for its Q1 2015. Read More
29 Apr 14:45

Teenage boy reported missing from Highlands traced safe and well

Sean Lawrence went missing at around 1pm on Friday and was found on Saturday afternoon.
29 Apr 14:32

The Cuisinart Smart Stick Wants to Replace Your Blender For Under $40

by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team on Deals, shared by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team to Lifehacker

If you’ve ever thought about pulling out your blender to make a smoothie, sauce, or dip, and then held off because you didn’t want to clean 12,537 different parts, this deal is for you. The 4.6 star-rated Cuisinart Smart Stick Hand Blender is down to $39 today on Amazon, which is within a few pennies of its all-time low price.

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28 Apr 12:57

TIL sniper bullets can travel so far that the rotation of the Earth will move the target, and shooters have to adjust their aim accordingly.

26 Apr 19:01

'Wellness Guru' Belle Gibson lied about having brain cancer, profited from lying about bogus cancer cures